User:CloneCaptainRex

Imagine A Clone. Then Imagine It With 501st Armor. That's me.


 * ) Hey Everyone! I'm CloneCaptainRex, but you can address me as Captain or Sir.

Joke, Joke- that's just a favorite quote of mine :) Here's some epic quotes- The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear smart until they open their mouth.

Love your enemies! It really ticks them off!

"Hello. You have reached Congress's number. To speak with a representative, press one. To learn when you can speak to your Congressman, press two. To complain about our policies and threaten to overthrow the government, press three."

In order to be successful at a presentation, you must tell them what you are going to tell them, then tell it to them, and then tell them what you just told them.

I hate eating breakfast on an empty stomach.

I couldn't figure out why the Frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A friend is the one who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting beside you in the cell saying 'That was AWESOME!'

Why put off until tomorrow what can be put off until the day after tomorrow?

Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Remember: you are always considered guilty until proven innocent.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out how the heck you did it.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of it has ever tried to contact us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

4. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

7. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand...

8. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

9. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

10. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don’t know what the heck is going on.

11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

19. I couldn't repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

25. A day without sunshine is like night.

26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.

28. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

30. You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.

33. Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.

34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

35.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

36. Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol.

37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.

38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.

39. Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.

40. If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.

41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

42. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.

47.The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

48.The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

49.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

50.To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

51.You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

52.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard

53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.

55. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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