The Great God Quay: The Tale of Barada and the Weequays

The Great God Quay: The Tale of Barada and the Weequays by George Alec Effinger tells the story of Klatooinian guard Barada and two Weequay skiffguards. It was published in Tales from Jabba's Palace in January 1996 by Bantam Spectra.

Plot
This is a darkly humorous story telling of how the Weequay get 'divine' wisdom from a fortune-telling device that bears a strong resemblance to a classic Magic 8-Ball as they try to deal with some of the myriad plots and dangers that fill Jabba's Palace as detailed in other stories from the book.

Characters

 * Barada
 * Ak-Buz
 * President Weequay
 * Secretary-treasurer Weequay
 * Mal Hyb
 * Porcellus
 * Darth Vader
 * Lady Valarian
 * Venti Paz
 * Ree-Yees
 * C-3PO
 * R2-D2
 * Leia Organa
 * Jabba Desilijic Tiure
 * Luke Skywalker

Species

 * Klatooinian
 * Weequay
 * Anzati
 * Human
 * Wookiee
 * Whiphid
 * Gran
 * Hutt

Creatures

 * Bantha

Droid models

 * 3PO-series protocol droid
 * R2-series astromech droid

Locations

 * Tatooine
 * Dune Sea
 * Jabba's Palace
 * Motor pool
 * Klatooine

Vehicles and vessels

 * Luxury sail barge
 * Khetanna

Organizations and titles

 * Jabba Desilijic Tiure's Criminal Empire
 * Galactic Empire

Weapons

 * Force pike
 * Blaster
 * Rifle
 * Bomb
 * Lightsaber

Technology

 * AE-35 unit
 * Datapad
 * Quay novelty toy

Events

 * Skirmish at Carkoon

Miscellanea

 * Rocker-panel cotter pin
 * Quay
 * Beignet