Fett Club

Fett Club was a 12-page Infinities comic featured in Star Wars Tales 24 and collected in Star Wars Tales Volume 6.

Plot
The comic is about Count Dooku's plans to find a bounty hunter for a clone army, disguised as a advertisement to become a Mandalorian. Fett Club pokes fun at Fight Club, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, fanboys, and Jar Jar Binks among others.

The Rules of Fett Club



 * The first rule of Fett Club, you do not talk about Fett Club
 * The second rule of Fett Club, you do not talk about Fett Club!
 * The third rule of Fett Club, raise your hand and wait to be called on. Mandalorians do not give out info needlessly.
 * The fourth rule of Fett Club, ignorance is not bliss. It's deadly. So be confident.
 * The fifth rule of Fett Club, don't be stupid!
 * The sixth rule of Fett Club, know your limitations.
 * The seventh rule of Fett Club, no Gungans. Ever!
 * The eighth rule of Fett Club, we do not gamble with our money. We invest.
 * The ninth rule of Fett Club, when answering an advertisement always read the fine print.

Note. It is also a common misconception that there are 10 rules of Fett Club with "A Mandalorian is always good with the ladies" as Number Nine and the advertisement rule moving back to number 10. However in the Comic Story itself Fett himself refers to the Advertisement rule as "The Ninth Rule of Fett Club" seeing as does not refer to the "Women" rule as a rule at all, it can be assumed it is either not a rule, or is in fact the Tenth rule which he did not refer to as the Tenth Rule as he hadn't stated the Ninth rule by that point.

Characters



 * Count Dooku
 * Jango Fett
 * Jay-Jay Binks
 * Kannen Doom

Sentient species

 * Cragmoloid
 * Ewok
 * Gamorrean
 * Gungan
 * Human
 * Twi'lek
 * Thakwaash

Droid models

 * Dalek

Locations

 * Kamino

Weapons and technology

 * Blaster

Organizations and titles

 * Mandalorians
 * Jedi
 * Techno Union
 * Sith

Miscellanea

 * Mandalorian armor