User talk:Aaron46077

I have found that the best way to cook an Ewok is to find a young, fat one and barbecue it over a grill. It tasted just as delectable deep-fried and covered in butter. Although the Ewok village found it curious that I was stealing one of their children off to a fire, they found no problem in eating it. How can you blame the little creatures? They do taste rather good. Ewok meat is very succulent and naturally juicy.

Sources: http://darthside.blogspot.com/2005/05/ewok-cook-out.html03:56, 14 June 2009 (UTC)Aaron46077Aaron46077