User:Darthphonebook

SIGN MY LOG!!!!!!!!!!

'SIGN IT! NOW!'

I MEAN IT!!!!

BEFORE YOU READ ANY MORE!

I've been hooked on Star Wars since age 4, as many of us could probably claim. I will not deny that I am not the Wookieepedia expert, in fact, I just figured out signatures... yeah, I know. So far I've been able to pick up on a few things, but I'm still not your expert.

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Darth Phonebook
Well as you can see I finally figured out User Boxes. Yay!

A brief history of ME!
I've lived all over the US in just a little over a decade, and I've even lived in Italy. My current residency is of no importance. When I was four, the Star Wars Special Edition came out on video, and from the first glance at the Tantive IV, I was hooked, for better or for worse. I annoy my friends to death with my constant jabbering about Star Wars, but don't we all?

I'm a competitive swimmer, a somewhat avid gamer, and a guitarist. Enough said.

The importance of my page
Simply put, there is none. Sorry.

Some Userboxes
Hey, if you want to read them seperately from my page, I've got a link to them. Feel free to copy them, I don't mind. User:Darthphonebook/Userboxes

Need to let off some steam?
I know we all need to rant every now and then. So, because I know that sometimes no one listens, I've decided to make a subpage to my userpage where you can rant all you want! User:Darthphonebook/RANT! Check it out.

Cool little facts to fill up the space next to the Userboxes
The blood vessels in one human body would go four times around the world!

The entire population of Michigan's intestines would go once around the world.

25% of the population can't locate Iraq on a map.

22% of Americans can't locate Louisiana on a map.

4/3 people have trouble with fractions. Got that one off a T-shirt.

Ingrown toenails are hereditary.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

The James Bond film, Licence to Kill, was originally called Licence Revoked, but the title was changed, since it was found that most Americans do not know what the word "revoked" means. (Thanks to FourDotElipsis for that one)

Add a fact if you want, it never gets long enough...

My Goal
In general, my goal is to have enough time to make a major contribution here...

I plan to get twenty people on my page! Yeah! Two zero. That's all I want. No one ever goes on my page. Anyone who can should. That's the purpose of my visitor log.

Visitor Log
Simply sign here, with a comment if you can. Tips are very very very welcome.

Example: 1. --Darth Phonebook 03:00, 9 November 2006 (UTC) Your page could use more visitors...

2: Chewbacca's_Mandolorian_Friend 10:30, 9 November 2006 (Pacific) Not bad at all. We gamers have to stick together eh? Well thats two for you.

3. One more. Bub 21:16, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

4. Awesome! Another female among us! A rarity around these parts. :p Adamwankenobi 18:48, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

5. Love the userboxes. Jaina Solo ( Goddess Stuff ) 20:20, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

6. I want to sign your userpage... Revan&#39;s Bane 04:49, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

7. The Mandalore ‘Dude’ abides Joker1138 ( Mandalore )

8. I'm singing your page now. Hello. Bonko 17:28, 28 November 2006 (UTC) 9. Returning the favor! Atarumaster88  ( Audience Chamber ) 21:30, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

10. I cannot comment about your user page because you told me to sign here first. J/K. If you want another amusing fact to put next to your userboxes, here it is: The James Bond film, Licence to Kill, was originally called Licence Revoked, but the title was changed, since it was found that most Americans do not know what the word "revoked" means. :) I rant, just like you, but my rants are a little more long winded. .  .  .  .  00:10, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

11. Why haven't any of the women in my life been Star Wars fans? ...I see you like to swim.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron 00:16, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

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13. Hello. -  Yoshi  626  01:17, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

14. Like yours, too. Orange_lightsaber  Villip 21:27, 1 December 2006 (UTC)