User:Paramecium302

"What the... what is this thing? This thing! It's like a floating text box... thing."

- Ryan Smart, to Brendan McClymer

Ryan Smart is a musician, serial lover, and overall beacon of awesome that existed on the planet Earth during the War on Terror Era. We was most well known for fighting off the invading Dinosaur forced in 2007.

Ryan was a devout Jedith, who impossibly combined the teachings of the Jedi with the Sith, thus turning him into a black hole - sucking in the entire galaxy. He is often referred to as "The Great Asshole Who Ruined EVERYTHING". Ryan currently isn't in the black hole, unlike the rest of the universe.

Early life
"A true war hero is the one who chooses NOT to fight!"

- Ryan Smart, to Himself

Ryan Smart was born of The Shwartz, comprised entirely of Midichlorine; often used in pools. He was quickly identified and trained by the great Jedith master Tim Allen (aka Tim "The Toolman" Taylor). After the death of Home Improvement, Ryan Smart had to fend for himself.

Mid.. Life
"If you can't learn to laugh - you can't learn to grow."

- Ryan Smart, for no reason

Despite Ryan's power, he got the crap kicked out of him one time. The reason is still unknown, but the embarrassment still remains. It was around this time that Ryan turned Vegetarian (not to be confused with "Douchebag") and shortly after, quit. Shortly after he quit being a Vegetarian, Ryan turned Vegetarian (not to be confused with "Jackass")

Today
Ryan Smart is now editing his wikia page.

What?
Huh?

Notable Accomplishments
"Check this out!"

- Ryan Smart, to Zac Carter shortly before exploding

Wikia Editing
Ryan Smart is an accomplished Wiki editor. In 2011, Ryan edited his own page.

Did You Know Ryan...

 * ...doesn't like Three Musketeer bars very much? Not chocolatey enough.
 * ...knows more about The Elder Scrolls then you?
 * ...is a diehard metalhead?
 * ...took part of the Star Wars Trek?
 * ...Metal Gear?
 * ...misses his Mommy?
 * ...has a Boba Fett hoodie?
 * ...can fly? Sometimes.
 * ...loves bullet points?
 * ...doesn't answer his cell phone often?
 * ...goes to college for Audio Engineering?
 * ...thinks laughing is the best medicine, even though it's not medicine, and it is probably not as effective as Kaopectate - but probably taste's a lot better.