User:Karohalva/Warehouse of Rambling

Concerning the Yuuzhan Vong
BLOODSTRYTHE AND SITHSPAWNED UNDERPANTS!!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF KYLE KATARN'S BEARD WERE THEY THINKING!?!?!?!!!

Concerning Palpatine's Clones
SWEET DANTOOINIAN NOODLE-POT-PIE!!! NECROMANCY!!!!

Concerning Pre-Vader Anakin Skywalker
Recipe For Anakin Skywalker, Hero of the Clone Wars
 * Step One: Take 1 Friendly Kid. These are attainable at the Mos Espa Meatmarket for just 3 credits.
 * Step Two: Let Friendly Kid age for six or seven years.
 * Step Three: Add 1/3 cup of Whiny Brat and 4/5 cups Dansforth's Inflatible Ego (preferably the powder mix).
 * Step Four: Apply crash-course in neo-Bhuddist doctrines on detachment from possession.
 * Step Five: Insert high-school student's crush on an older girl.
 * Step Six: Mix thoroughly.
 * Step Seven: Create a media campaign extolling the product's prowess in battle and ignores its rashness and arrogance.
 * Step Eight: Expose to repeated and blatant flattery. For best results use a wrinkled old man well-known for duplicity and deceit.
 * ''Step Nine: