Wookieepedia:Lamest thing ever!



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Anakin Solo is dead
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 13:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1)  StarNeptune Talk to me! 06:57, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) He is alive. I don't care what you say. [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) Waste of a good character. Joker1138 ( Mandalore ) [[Image:MandalorianSymbol.jpg|25px]] 14:37, 8 January 2007 (UTS)
 * 2) I was slightly upset when they killed Chewbacca, but this was pushing it.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 15:43, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Actually, this just made Chewbacca's death all for naught in my opinion. -- SFH 17:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Excuse me while I rant and rave. - S olus  (Bird of Pre  y)  22:01, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

"Are you an angel?"
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 18:22, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) I'm fairly certain I just died inside. Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 07:01, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Bucket on standby. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:07, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Jst try that line in a disco, Ani. KEJ 17:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) [[User:Roron Corobb|Roron Corobb ]] Talk 13:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Nooooooooo!!! Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) JMAS 06:41, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) No matter how many "so called" canon sources state this, he did not die. Plain and simple...he did not die. [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) A stupid idea plane and symple. Joker1138 ( Mandalore ) [[Image:MandalorianSymbol.jpg|25px]] 14:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) I took real offense at the "we killed the family dog" comment. -- SFH 17:31, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Chewie will NEVAH die!!!! KEJ 17:52, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Chewies decendants are as great in my incomplete story, although it doesn't make up for his death
 * 5) He really shouldn't have been killed off but it is still a cool way to die, having a moon fall on you Darth Revan
 * 6) I refuse to believe. Chack Jadson 20:38, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Cindel Towani from Caravan of Courage

 * 1) Eeee, eighties hair. All that's missing is a boom box playing "Let's Get Physical" Enochf 08:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) At least they're not playing "My Obsession"...and what's with the sunglasses?!?--Goodwood 17:37, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

crazy EU writers (does not mean all EU writers)

 * 1) i really don't like some stories, and even worse is when these stories are officialy accepted by lucasfilm 17:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

The Crystal Star

 * 1) Come on people...this is the epitome of lame.  StarNeptune Talk to me! 07:10, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Yeah, I usually like Vonda McIntyre, but... no ^_^ Enochf 07:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) If I could remove a book from canon, this would be the one. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:10, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Dark Empire

 * 1) Awful in so many ways. --  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 17:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) We need an idea for a Star Wars story...I know! We'll bring back Palpy not once, but twice! And give him some brand-new superweapons too!--Goodwood 17:32, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) How disgustingly deframptititious Mmmpieisgood 19:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Droid factory sequence in Episode II

 * 1) Nintendo platform game, anyone? KEJ 18:10, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Resulted in the 3PO/battle droid hybrid nonsense. So damn stupid! Green Tentacle (Talk) 18:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) LOL that pic is too perfect Enochf 18:17, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Ebareebaveebeedee

 * 1) Lamest name evah! Themelle444 18:59, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Episode II love story

 * 1) It really sucked for a love story :(
 * 2) Dialogue that could keep a campfire burning for weeks Enochf 18:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

EU Minimalism

 * 1) From 8km ECSD's to 3 million "Grand Armies", all around it's resulted in making SW completely non epic and unrealistic. Lord Patrick 08:21, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Minimalism is just a crutch for people who are unable or unwilling to comprehend the vastness of the universe. Darth Culator  (Talk)(Kills) 13:42, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Just like how the Republic/Imperial Senate had only 1,024 seats for that number of senators? Please! If an Empire can have twenty-five thousand ImpStars at one time, why can't the CIS have a quadrillion battle droids?--Goodwood 16:31, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Even though I consider myself a Switzerfan, I agree that EU minimalism can have a negative effect. KEJ 17:54, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Kuralyov 18:52, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Chack Jadson 20:38, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

The fall of another icon (Jacen Solo)

 * 1) As though one go-around wasn't enough, we have to have a repeat of thw whole prequal cycle of the 'tragic hero'. If I rolled my eyes any further they'd fall out.--Goodwood 14:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) They've ruined one of my favorite characters&hellip;by recycling the plot from the prequels. -- SFH 17:40, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Kinda heavy-handed, ruined Han's character, and his new Darth name is probably gonna be a new lamest nominee Enochf 18:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Fode and Beed

 * Oh, that's gotta hurt! Enochf 06:11, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) You're absolutely right. KEJ 17:53, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

The Galaxy Gun

 * 1) Lamest weapon of mass destruction ever Enochf 06:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 15:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Well, the name's lame. KEJ 17:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Greedo shot first

 * 1) Nice aim, pedunkey Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Don't mess with the classics. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) He couldn't even shoot an alephant in a corridor without missing. KEJ 18:11, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Han was a scoundrel. He shot first. - JMAS 18:59, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5)  StarNeptune Talk to me! 19:05, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Grievous

 * 1) This will probably get me ostracized, but I can't stand that walking heap of junk. KEJ 21:57, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Hayden Christensen in Return of the Jedi

 * 1) That's just wrong. KEJ 18:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) I can accept that he ruined Anakin in the Prequel trilogy, but dammit leave the original trilogy ALONE!! Darth Revan
 * 3) Kuralyov 18:53, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Ghost Anakin: "You're holding me back!" Ghost Obi-Wan: "Oh, shut up, you teen-idol twerp!" Enochf 18:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) JMAS 19:01, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Hohass Ekwesh

 * 1) Of all the campy aliens... and this one isn't even from the seventies. KEJ 19:17, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

"I don't like sand"

 * 1) Cyrano de Bergerac he ain't Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) You'd think he would have learned to "embrace the true grit" or somesuch.--Goodwood 17:34, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Anakin has the lamest pick-up lines evah! Worst thing is, they worked. KEJ 17:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

"I truly, deeply, love you"

 * 1) Not very convincing, yet so lame. I truly, deeply, have to puke... KEJ 22:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Jar Jar Binks

 * 1) Too easy? OK, but the point still needs to be made Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) If only I could vote more than once. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:14, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) As much as the 9-year-old Anakin ruined the feeling of the Naboo space battle, Jar Jar ruined the ground battle. At least the lightsaber fight scenes were uninterrupted - TopAce 19:28, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) -- Wild yoda - talk - contribs -[[Image:Yoda_cartoon.jpg|20px]] 21:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Jedi Prince series

 * 1) I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT! Themelle444 18:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Only redeeming feature is Killer RoboLeia-2000!!! Enochf 18:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Craaaaaaaaaaaap.Lord Patrick 21:25, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

KOTOR II didn’t have an ending

 * 1) What happened with the robots? Where's Bao-Dur? What's going on? Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Kuralyov 06:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Imp 06:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 06:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) QuentinGeorge 09:33, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:15, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 15:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Ruined the game completely. KEJ 17:57, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) It makes you certain that there's gonna be a third game with both Revan and the Exile (which would be AWESOME!) but so far No Game! Darth Revan

Kreia and GO-TO's conspiracy theories

 * 1) Yeah, the friggin Dark Lord of the Sith was really a nice guy who wanted to save the galaxy. This idiocy probably inspired Vader's OOCness on Manaan.Lord Patrick 08:23, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) QuentinGeorge 09:32, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Revan fell. Period. Sikon 15:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Lak Sivrak removed from the cantina scene

 * 1) Leave the poor doggie alone! KEJ 18:41, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Luke Skywalker's color changing lightsaber (Ep. IV DVD)

 * 1) This was positively horrid! - JMAS 07:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * OK, that's lame Enochf 07:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Anything Mandalorian/Fett

 * 1) Kuralyov 06:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) QuentinGeorge 09:32, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Marvel Star Wars

 * 1) One of the all-time lows in canon history. Dreck! (Then again, I already have a notoriously low opinion of 'the comics'...)--Goodwood 16:07, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Introduced some very lame species and characters. Laughable titles.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 16:12, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Masters of Teräs Käsi

 * 1) Honestly, Han Solo versus Chewbacca? KEJ 18:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Maul resurrection stories

 * 1) C'mon let him rest in peace, will ya? KEJ 18:23, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 18:25, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Never liked them, even when they were N-canon. Now that they're canon, I hate it. - TopAce 19:24, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Necrosis
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 19:24, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Only thing lamer than Grievous. KEJ 19:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) [[User:Roron Corobb|Roron Corobb ]] Talk 18:26, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Killed Chewbacca and Anakin Solo, made Han an alcoholic, Jacen an indecisive whimp/cold hearted bastard thingy, gave Jaina a death wish, started retconning everything in the Bantam era as a prelude to it, devastated most of the best planets in the Galaxy, Borsk Fey'lya was Chief of State, Vergere in general&hellip;what spice were these authors on? -- SFH 17:40, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 17:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * Yep, they really managed to ruin the Star Wars universe completely with that load of poodoo. KEJ 18:00, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Tell the Vong to go take over Waru's and the bugs' galaxy. [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) I don't have words to describe this abomination. Chack Jadson 20:38, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) It's so lame I won't even thenk of think of reading it. YOU KILLED ANAKIN SOLO!! I'm done. - S olus  (Bird of Pre  y)  22:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Clones of Palpatine

 * 1) That's just SO lame. KEJ 18:37, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 18:38, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Same with Darth Maul clones. But only if his clones were as powerful and long-living as the original. - TopAce 19:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

"Phenomes"?

 * No, they're called phonemes, you stupid spoiled Jedi princess. KEJ 19:00, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) See? I'm not the only one ticked off by that! (I still love you Jennifer Hale ^_^) Enochf 19:01, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Picard is quasi-canon

 * 1) Make it not so Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) We can't go there. -- Riffsyphon1024 06:09, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 06:51, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) JMAS 06:54, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) The line must be drawn here! KEJ 17:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) "They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no farther, and I WILL MAKE THEM PAY for what they've done!"--Goodwood 20:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Chack Jadson 20:40, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

R2-D2 can fly now

 * 1) No. He. Can't. Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) So can the Daleks. Apparently. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:17, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Why? Why, oh George, why? KEJ 18:01, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Republic which has stood for... a thousand years?

 * 1) Dammit Lucas Enochf 07:14, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Retcon-allicious! Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 07:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Purist fodder.Lord Patrick 09:02, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Gotta love it when he contradicts himself. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:18, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5)  Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 15:43, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) No... two plus two makes four. No, listen to me, four! KEJ 18:02, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Rule of Two

 * 1) Military strategy that ranks with General Custer Enochf 06:32, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Sikon 15:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

sabberrealisticcombat isn't a default setting

 * 1) Imagine how much cooler the games would be if saberrealistic combat was a default setting. KEJ 18:34, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Ssfutt

 * 1) Shadday Potkin'a line is, if possible, the lamest line evah! Does she really have to explain what's going on to Darth Vader in such detail? KEJ 19:22, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Star Trek versus Star Wars

 * Yes, the Empire controls a whole galaxy and has planet-exploding weapons, while the Federation controls bits of a galaxy and only has weapons that will reboot a biosphere. Yes, you can extrapolate hard numbers via physical analysis and vigorous hand-waving to determine comparative firepower and shield strength.  Explain to me again what added insight this gives into the storylines or themes explored by either franchise? Or why we can't watch both? &mdash;Silly Dan (talk) 21:59, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

The Star Wars Holiday Special
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 15:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) What a POS. -- Riffsyphon1024 06:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) There's good bits, but... jeez, Jefferson Starship? Weird hologram clowns? Like 15 minutes of Wookiee dialogue? Enochf 09:05, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Even GL thought this thing was crap. Unit 8311 11:12, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) An hour and a half of my life I'll never get back. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:19, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Since when is old Wookiees masturbating a part of Star Wars? [[User:Roron Corobb|Roron Corobb ]] Talk 13:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) What a POC. .  .  .  .  06:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) Just something about it I don’t like. Joker1138 ( Mandalore ) [[Image:MandalorianSymbol.jpg|25px]] 14:35, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Most. Darths. Ever. Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 14:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 15:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Because. Sikon 15:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Try thinking up some better names for the Force's sake. -- SFH 17:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Future Darths are apparently pretty lame. KEJ 18:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

SuperShadow
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 18:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Comments are not even necessary. KEJ 18:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 18:35, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) *This is not a vote. Why even give this moron the satisfaction of recognition? - JMAS 19:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) We gave him that when we made him a featured article. -- SFH 19:11, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) I actually believed that stuff once!!!!!!--The All-knowing Sith&#39;ari 19:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) One of the few things I agree with on this page.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 19:51, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Once again, no words needed. Chack Jadson 20:40, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Toongs

 * 1) Too silly to be taken seriously, too ugly to be a stuffed toy, what use are they? Enochf 11:31, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Vader is emo

 * 1) Why did the master of evil have to become pathetically emo. KEJ 19:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * How so? Chack Jadson 20:40, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Waru

 * 1) "C-3PO looks at Waru and asks, 'WTF'?" WTF, indeed.  StarNeptune Talk to me! 19:15, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Vergere as a Sith?

 * 1) Make up your minds... they were clearly toying around in the New Republic & NJO with "Force isn't good or bad" dogma (like in Jedi Academy) then do a 180, WTF Enochf 18:36, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

A Vote for the lamest thing ever in Star Wars

 * 1) Definitely :P -- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 20:08, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Yaddle's absence from AOTC, and subsequent EU death.

 * 1) "Too expensive to animate"? This is coming from a guy who inserts CGI into the OT at every opportunity, and assembles enormous fleets in ROTS with it? Come on, let the green babe live! Lord Patrick 08:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Yuuzhan Vong

 * 1) We got our asses kicked by extras from Diablo II? Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) -1000 for reminding me too much of Islam, screwing up important worlds (Thank you very bloody much) and being an epitome of the biotech meme. Lord Patrick 09:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)


 * 1)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 15:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) that's not star wars but some kind of unsuccesful B sci/fi. i don't like that the writers have the power to so hardly influence star wars timeline. Petrz 18:36, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) One could say the same for Christian zealotry, but one won't go there for the sake of civility. The point stands -- bad concept, okay execution with a few shining moments and depths of dreck.--Goodwood 16:38, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Plain stupid. Worst idea evah! KEJ 18:05, 8 January 2007 (UTC)