Wookieepedia:Trash compactor/Breast-related articles

In case some of you don't know, April Fools' this year was quite eventful. We had a modified version of the article "breast" showcased on the Main Page. Not only was it distasteful, offensive and sexist, it understandably also stirred controversy among the fandom, notably on Twitter and the Jedi Council Forums, to the best of my knowledge.

The controversy, damaging as it was to our reputation, had a positive effect, however, which was to question even why we have articles on breasts and brassieres (!) at all. Wookieepedia is a Star Wars encyclopedia. We do not have articles on feet, elbows or chins. Why are breasts so essential to be kept? This has been a contentious issue in the past (this is the second nomination for deletion), which attests to the dubious decision to have articles on female sexuality on a, let me repeat, Star Wars wiki.

We cannot take back what was said, but we can make an effort to show both the Star Wars fandom and Lucasfilm that not all of us agree with what has been done. To be noted, there was no formal process of voting or prior discussion on the matter. Some users took it upon themselves to alter the Main Page of a highly visited website, without regards to what the rest of the community thought. Same with the "press release", that, even though makes it clear it's only one administrator's opinion, was tweeted by Wookieepedia's official Twitter account, effectively endorsing it (again, without any discussion on the wiki).

Let this serve both as an user's sincere apologies to our readers, but also the nomination for deletion of an article that should have been eliminated way back in 2007. In lieu of these recent events, I feel compelled to speak out and have it on record that not all Wookieepedians are supportive what has been said and done in the past few days.

Nipples are uneventful. Just go away.

Keep

 * No, just no. We have a canon image for it, numerous references in sources, and reasons for why it's not just a dictionary entry. <- Omicron (Leave a message at the BEEP! ) 02:27, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 1) No. Gal-icon.jpg  OLIOSTER  (talk) 02:30, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 2) It's already been established that the AFD joke was in poor taste. This is a step too far. Cade  StupidRepublicEmblem-Traced-TORkit.svg  Calrayn  02:31, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 3) All the controversy aside, the breast article demonstrates significant in-universe uniqueness, which has always been the basis for us determining whether or not to keep an article. We have Askajians with six breasts, Grans with three, and a sentient plant species with breasts. The breast is a bodily organ, and we fairly document it as an encyclopedia. Is Wikipedia being sexist or misogynist because they, too, document breasts? If the only reason you can come up with for deleting this article is to appease people whom we offended with our poor-taste joke, I will strongly vote keep. Toprawa and Ralltiir (talk) 02:40, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 4) Nope. And keep in mind that 55 eligible users will have to vote on this for it to count, per the consensus policy, due to the level of participation in the previous attempt at this. --  Darth Culator  (Talk) 02:50, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 5) Entirely per Tope. undefined
 * 6) This has been voted on numerous times over the years, and each time it has been kept. Stay, it will. Supreme Emperor (talk) 03:00, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 7) Per Tope. DarthRevan1173 RevanTOR001.jpg (Long live Lord Revan) 03:04, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 8)  JangFett  (Talk) 03:40, April 5, 2014 (UTC)

Delete

 * 1) Kill it.  Stake black   msg 02:21, April 5, 2014 (UTC)

Absolutely un-notable. Metallic bras are not unique.

Keep

 * 1) If you're going to get rid of this, then get rid of tunic, pants, hat, boot, glove, etc etc etc. <- Omicron (Leave a message at the BEEP! ) 02:30, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 2) Per Omicron. Cade  StupidRepublicEmblem-Traced-TORkit.svg  Calrayn  02:31, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 3) No. Gal-icon.jpg  OLIOSTER  (talk) 02:40, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 4) Per Omicron. Toprawa and Ralltiir (talk) 02:47, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 5) Your argument is invalid, your logic is unsound, and this whole vote is pointless. Have a nice day. -- Darth Culator  (Talk) 02:50, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 6) Per Omicron. undefined
 * 7) Per above. Supreme Emperor (talk) 03:02, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 8) DarthRevan1173 RevanTOR001.jpg (Long live Lord Revan) 03:04, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * 9)  JangFett  (Talk) 03:41, April 5, 2014 (UTC)

Redirect to clothing

 * 1)  Stake black   msg 02:21, April 5, 2014 (UTC)

General discussion
This is a highly sensitive topic. Please be civil and don't insult your colleagues. If you're feeling hot-headed, take a walk and come back later.  Stake black   msg 02:21, April 5, 2014 (UTC)