User:Gonk/Gonk's Happy Caption Page

Gonk's Happy Caption Page. Because a picture is worth a thousand nerds.

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Broken homes: the number one contributor to careers in the Empire.

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"Hold me like you did on Mustafar..."

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Free your mind. Your huge, huge mind.

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"Skittle?"

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"My orfodontish shez I only need to wear my retainer for anofer shix to eight monfs."

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"Lasts longah than ALLLLL the rest! Oi!"

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"Breathe deep the gathering gloom..."

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♫ "Love is the flower that is mine...When I'm walkin' with my darlin' and we're...Holdin' hands!..." ♫

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"We Mandalorians like to say 'We Mandalorians' a lot."

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At first, Vader failed to appreciate the subtlety of collapsing tracheas.

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Luke knew there was a reason he had a bad feeling about going to the Planet of Lando's Libidinous Lampreys.

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♫ "Wait 'til your charms are ripe for these arms to surround... You think you've flown before, but baby, you ain't left the ground..." ♫

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"Hey kids! Iiii'm Darth Kooky, the Dark Clown of the Sith! ♫ Doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo doo doooooo-do... ♫"

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Wow, so Saruman is hiring Mandalorians now.

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The philanthropic works of the Hutt Shriners somehow never met with much praise.

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Baron Pitareeze's social life was somewhat impaired by his frequent explosive skull flatulence.

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Oh, they totally stole that from Children of Húrin.

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Moments later, the desegregation experiment came to a violent end. One researcher, a mysterious cloaked figure, was heard to comment: "Goooood... Goooooood."

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The next day, Teebo's friends began planning the intervention.

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"MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

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♫ Flyboy knows that he's doing alright / You shoulda heard him just around midnight ♫

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In Soviet Russia, the hand talks to you!

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"Um, guys? G-guys?&hellip;Little help?"

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Whoah! Wilford Brimley's really let himself go.

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"YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE, NOW FIIIIIIIIGHT!!"

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"grumble grumble 'Gives you wings,' my ass."

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"Good morniiiing, Worm, your honooorrr!"

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"And now I've got me finger stuck in me bum!"

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"Little fucker's never gonna be housebroken."