Wookieepedia:Lamest thing ever!



Top 10 voting: February 24 - March 4

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The "Lamest thing ever!" vote has reached the "Top 10" stage of voting. From now until Wookieepedia's second anniversary on March 4, 2007, you can vote for the lamest Star Wars thing ever! Following March 4, voting will continue on the "Top 5" nominations, finally concluding on Star Wars 30th Anniversary on May 25 2007.

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This contest was originally created to celebrate Star Wars 30th anniversary. This page works similiar to the Miss and Mister Star Wars 2005 and 2006 contests. You can vote for as many "Top 10" nominees as you want, but you only have one vote per nominee. Please leave comments on the talk page, as this page is only for Top 10 votes.

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"Are you an angel?" (16 votes)

 * Formerly 22 votes


 * 1) Vryce 21:57, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Havac 22:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 22:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Jonbacca 04:28, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Cutch 06:24, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 6)  Taktwo (Holonet News)[[Image:Crest2.PNG|20px]] 00:13, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Sunquan 03:07, 26 February 2007 (UTC)I was going to vote for Supershadow, but this made me died inside. I mean not only was Jarjar there, but this too. I mean disgusting in every way.
 * 8) TIE Defender 05:48, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) I don't think this was that bad...ah who cares, I'll vote for this anyway. Unit 8311 18:14, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 10) This has got my vote -Ob2kenobi 21:02, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 11) The easter egg in KotOR II was better than the original line. Jedi master Rimsek   [[Image:Jedi Order.jpg|20px]] 01:31, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 12) The WORST line in all six movies, and likely all the EU books too. -- Sword of the sith  02:08, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 13) Gyasz Kudeb 04:11, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 14) What's worse is that it was Anakin's first line. --  Riffsyphon  1024 05:29, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 15) Darth Revan 14:08, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 16) Sorry, Atton, that poor kid did end up using it. 82 AirborneTac-Com "All the Way!" 01:11, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Chewbacca's dead (12 votes)

 * Formerly 37 votes


 * 1) Enochf 22:16, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Why would they kill such a well-liked, memorable character like Chewbacca? Master Nikolce 00:39, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Because they were "killing the family dog". I took real offense at that. SFH 02:05, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Jonbacca 04:29, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * No, he is alive! Chack Jadson 12:49, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Chewie's NOT DEAD!!!Grand Moff Rhell 19:34, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2)  Taktwo (Holonet News)[[Image:Crest2.PNG|20px]] 00:15, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Jaina Solo ( Goddess Stuff ) [[Image:Jainasolosig.gif |25px]] 02:37, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Still NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KEJ 20:41, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) - Solus (Bird of Prey)  00:44, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Well in truth I think Anakin's death was much worse, but since I can't vote for that here... Evir Daal 07:52, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) It's all just a conspiracy, like giraffes and, and... NO-HO-HO, IT,S TRUE! ! ! David1138 20:26, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Episode II love story (13 votes)

 * Formerly 19 votes


 * 1) Green Tentacle (Talk) 22:42, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) A hard call, this was... DarthMRN 22:49, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3)  Redemption [[Image:Redemptionusersymbol.png|20px]] Talk 23:29, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Ugh, gag unto me with a spoon. -- SFH 02:05, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) --Evilnerf 02:10, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) semi-nessesary, but still poorly executed...Darth Beavis 17:04, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Leader 22:00, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) It's so good it's bad... --Gel Maethor 08:10, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) It's so bad, it's horrendous. Jedi master Rimsek   [[Image:Jedi Order.jpg|20px]] 01:29, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Demmeis 04:05, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Seriously they should of had some professional romance wrighters make the lines for those Anakin and Padme scenes in Episode II, GL tried but (he is good) he is just not good at romance. Derek Yoda&#39;s friend 04:44, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Darth Revan 14:09, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) So good that it's bad. We can't even fathom George lucas' romantic suavityfulness. Heh. "Suavityfulness". That's not bad... David1138 20:31, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Hayden Christensen in Return of the Jedi (10 votes)

 * Formerly 19 votes


 * 1)  Redemption [[Image:Redemptionusersymbol.png|20px]] Talk 23:29, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Vykk 01:57, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) --Evilnerf 02:10, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) --Steinninn 09:12, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * aw, poor Sebastian Shaw gets no respect...Darth Beavis 17:14, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Why do they have to replace to older one? (Plus I don't have the version with the younger Anakin). - Patricknoddy 19:22, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Leader 22:00, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Yeah, besides, Anakin would have aged since Luke grew up so, why make Anakin look exactly the same? Master Nikolce 06:07, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) It somehow feels wrong that Luke has a father that's younger than himself... Evir Daal 15:09, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Darth Revan 14:09, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Jar Jar Binks (16 votes)

 * Formerly 19 votes


 * 1) Enochf 22:16, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 22:42, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) I'm hardly surprised.Herbsewell 01:36, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Vykk 01:57, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Z--Evilnerf 02:07, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Jonbacca 04:30, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) i cant help laughing at that picture. Darth Beavis 17:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) 'Mesa Jar Jar Binks. Mesa gonna go kill myself now. Bye!' Argh. Moron. Grand Moff Rhell 19:35, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 9)  Taktwo (Holonet News)[[Image:Crest2.PNG|20px]] 00:15, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 10) Augh! He makes Episode I look bad.
 * 11) Sunquan 03:10, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 12) If this doesn't get in the top 3 at least, I don't know what I'll say. Unit 8311 18:13, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 13) The picture is awesome. Jar Jar is not. Acetaminophen
 * 14) TopAce 20:51, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 15) I have nothing to say, except, Qui Gon should have let him get crushed. Jedi master Rimsek 23:38, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 16) Darth Revan 14:10, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

KotOR II didn't have an ending (8 votes)

 * Formerly 19 votes


 * 1) Enochf 22:16, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Vryce 21:56, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Vykk 01:57, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) --Evilnerf 02:09, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) I can't vote for Vergere here, but I can vote for Kreia's game... Evir Daal 15:09, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Bad enough that Obsidian released an incomplete game. But now it's been left to fans to do what they should've done and make a patch to produce something resembling a completed version. No, I'm not and never will be a fan of "release now, patch later". But it's still better than Obsidian's "release incomplete, patch never". Red XIV 05:50, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Darth Revan 14:10, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Dacen Bassak 19:40 4 March 2007 (UTC) Thank heaven for Team Gizka restoring this incomplete game.

Star Wars: Legacy (7 votes)

 * Formerly 17 votes


 * 1) At least one of the truly lamest things ever (Anakin's death, Jacen's fall, the nauseating sexism, and Legacy) made it, even if it was the least offenseive of the lot. Jedi Pacifist 22:55, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) .  .  .  .  23:07, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Wow, the only 2 things I voted on in either category made it to the finals. Go me! Gonk 23:34, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Vykk 01:57, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Make up some actually good names for the Sith. SFH 02:05, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Chack Jadson 12:49, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Sikon 12:11, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

SuperShadow (35 votes)

 * Formerly 52 votes


 * 1) Vryce 21:57, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Xio Jade my royal buttocks. -- Ozzel 21:58, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Havac 22:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Lord Patrick 22:36, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 22:43, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 6)  Yoshi  626 [[Image:Yoshiegg.jpg|20px]] 23:02, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) SFH 02:05, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) --Evilnerf 02:06, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) -I cannot believe I once believed him.
 * 10) (He's a fanon maker)shhhh. Derek Yoda&#39;s friend 02:15, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 11) He's not in Star Wars, but, according to him, he is! So he gets my vote! supergeeky1 [[Image:BobaFett.jpg|20px]] The Cantina 10:13, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 12) Chack Jadson 12:49, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 13) The Pure 501st 22:18, 25 February 2007 (UTC) I can't believe how he has so many people believing his lies.
 * 14) Even lamer than voting on lameness. jSarek 12:57, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 15) [[Image:DarthAbeonisSig2.gif|Jasca Ducato]] Sith Council Sith Campaign 13:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 16) Kill....Grand Moff Rhell 19:36, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 17) --The All-knowing Sith&#39;ari 14:16, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * lol, this guy gets the "biggest a**douche in the universe" award!Darth Beavis 16:39, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Yuck! Ugh! - Patricknoddy 19:21, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Leader 22:01, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) BambookidX 22:15, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) The Pure 501st 22:18, 25 February 2007 (UTC) I dunno how he got so many people to believe his lies!
 * 5)  Taktwo (Holonet News)[[Image:Crest2.PNG|20px]] 00:15, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Funny, but definately lame, even if deliberately so. TIE Defender 05:49, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Logisland 07:39, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Are we still pretending there's a competition here? Skippy Farlstendoiro 13:47, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) I look forward to the day GL personally denounces this idiot and brings an end to his reign of stupidity...Unit 8311 18:12, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 10) I agree with Skippy. (2 votes ^) Jedi master Rimsek 23:36, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 11) I personally didn't like the "real name" he gave Grievous. --Elmira Val 00:46, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 12) * If I only listed all the things he did and I personally don't like... (This is not a vote, just an answer to Elmira's comment. - Skippy.
 * 13) - Solus (Bird of Prey)  00:44, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 14) Tool. P04k1n5 15 t3h m4n 21:20, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 15) Wow this guy is such an idiot, how is he so stupid? Darth Revan 14:20, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 16) This man must be destroyed. All his fanon and lies have caused so much trouble and so many edit wars that he should be considered sacriligious to the Force! Darth Byss 00:33, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 17) What offends me is that he actually calls his creations canon. If he'd just gone and admitted that they were fanon, I would not hate him. 82 AirborneTac-Com "All the Way!" 01:13, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 18) For crimes against canon, I sentence you to DEATH! Darth odious 03:44, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

A Vote for the lamest thing ever in Star Wars (10 votes)

 * Formerly 29 votes


 * 1) Havac 22:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Ozzel 23:01, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) \\Captain Kwenn// &mdash; Ahoy! 23:26, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) And we wonder why we have no lives? -- SFH 02:05, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Cull Tremayne 08:47, 25 February 2007 (UTC) -- Totally lame.
 * 6) &mdash;Silly Dan (talk) 17:41, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Per SFH. :-)Grand Moff Rhell 19:37, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) - Solus (Bird of Prey)  00:44, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) Lamest thing ever! Darth Byss 00:32, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 10) nothing is lame in star wars! (votes for something lame)Darth odious 03:39, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Yuuzhan Vong (13 votes)

 * Formerly 18 votes


 * 1) Enochf 22:16, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Down with the Yuzzy! Space going tatoo parlors with blaster shooting tomatos? Never! Karohalva 21:57, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) The Space Tyranid Muslims can just go back to their own galaxy.Lord Patrick 22:34, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Wow they're made of Coral. Oh, and by the way, since when can coral go into hyperspace thats 180,000,000,000 miles a second(I did that in my head). Coral isn't even airtight. Derek Yoda&#39;s friend 02:06, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Chack Jadson 12:49, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) yeah, f*** the Vong!Darth Beavis 15:42, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) I've said it before, I'll say it again, and if you ask me again I'll say it later: technology &gt; meat -- Darth Culator  (Talk)(Kills) 04:28, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) I put Anakin's death, but since he didn't make the top ten *sob*, I'll put the losers who killed him Revan&#39;s Bane 16:28, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) * I know. That one wasn't lame, it was ruinous. The franchise still hasn't recovered. But I'm afraid the Vong connection is just a bit too weak for me. Jedi Pacifist 16:12, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 10) i just dont like them --Petrz 19:06, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 11) Has nothing to do with Lucas' vision so why do some people still call this Star Wars? --Sompeetalay 13:36, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 12) - Solus (Bird of Prey)  00:44, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 13) Too bad that creepy Vergere sabotaged the Alpha Red... Evir Daal 07:57, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 14) Lord Hydronium 14:14, 4 March 2007 (UTC)