User:Darth riptoe

John Rafa Todd

John Rafa Todd is one of the cow species, and was one of the most deadly cows in teh entire galexy. He had conqured over 61249 systems and colectied over 1247896524521532563.0023.56366566 Rebublic dactaries. It all started when he was kicked out of his own house for masturbating to much, On the tabel in the kitchen EVERYWHERE. So after his family kicked him out for his maturbation, he went on and created a empire of utters. They were strong utters, created by him and his penus.

five years lator he ate his own sperm and died of the toxic level of it.

by RART he he he he heeeeeeeeeeee