User:Silverblaze09

Welcome, dear children, into a place where thought is scrambled, eggs are thrown and bananas are hailed! HEIL BANANA!

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The Bananas shall take over the universe with their superior Banana-tech starting with this planet! ALL HAIL THE BANANAS!

SB09
Greetings, fellow Star Wars fan! I know you must be shuddering in utter and complete fear of the Banana by now, due to the unfortunate leakage of our master plan above. Fear not! For the Bananas are merciful to those who are their chief subordinates and, by extension, all those who show an interest in worshipping their subprdinates and, by extension, themselves. Therefore, you are safe as long as you stare at this.

I have also gained from the Bananas a pardon from annihilation for any and all Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and Pokémon fans. So you're safe. For now.

I am, unquestionably, a lover of Timothy Zahn Star Wars canon. Unfortunately, Timothy Zahn isn't the man in charge of Star Wars, so I suppose I have to put up with the rest of it.

A few things to worry-I mean, learn-about me:


 * Ewoks are evil. They attack innocent Imperial Stormtroopers who were minding their own business.


 * I love chocolate>


 * I am a seventeen-year-old young man and proud of it.


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