User:Ifindyourlackoffaithdisturbing

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

- Colonel Sanders

Welcome, to my magical page of magical wonderment!

I first was introduced to Star Wars when I was a toddler, when my dad bought VHS copies of the Original trilogy for us to watch. When I first watched them I loved Darth Vader but I was terrified of Emperor Palpatine. But I later rewatched them, and grew a newfound love of Star Wars, and the rest is history. I am an enormous sports fan, and passionately support all the DC teams (the Wizards, the Caps, and the Nats) except for the Redskins who I hate. I'm a Dolphins fan. I am a member of the Inquisitorius and AgriCorps, and I am also an administrator of this site.

I'm here to help anyone who needs it, just ask on my talk page. May the Force be with you!

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