User:Riffsyphon1024/Humor

What sort of shopping would exist on the Death Star?
Imperial Shopping Centers
 * IMP - for the fashionable Imperial
 * Old Imperial Navy - for the nostalgic Imperial
 * JCPalpatine's - for the formal Imperial
 * Baddy's - for the casual Imperial
 * TIEsRUs - for the little Imperial
 * Wilhuff'n'stuff - for the addicted Imperial
 * Tagge-it - for the thrifty Imperial
 * Kohl's - for the affirmative Imperial

Imperial Restaurants
 * DeathStarbucks - try the Jabbachino
 * Barve Barrel - only barves eat here, most notably Vader himself
 * Nerfburger King - straight from Alderaan burned to a crisp
 * Krake's Frinked Chubas (KFC) - they're still moving so you gotta eat them quick

Imperial Products
 * Moff drops - Given to those with sore throats after being severely choked by Darth Vader

Other Fun Things

 * Uncyclopedia's article on Wookieepedia
 * Earth

Wooktionary
This is a list of phrases and slang used by Wookieepedians.
 * Anon: n. slang. anonymous user, not meant to be taken as an insult towards said user.
 * Banninate: v. slang. To ban severely, in same context as "burninate those poor peasants!".
 * Cabal: This is just an imaginary concept.
 * Disambigging: v. slang. To create a disambiguation page. [etymology: Azizlight]
 * Great Lucascruft Purge: n. Event instrumental in the wave of attention to the Wookieepedia in the beginning of its formation. Name created for dramatic effect important to hiring new contributors.
 * IP: n. abbrv. another term for anon. Also could refer to any incidence of an user leaving IRC for the bathroom.
 * IRC: n. abbrv. the Wikia form of a chatroom, usually reserved for the Cabal, which does not exist. Also location of many site changes without documentation on the wiki.
 * IU: n. abbrv. In-Universe, essentially everything in the galaxy
 * Noobish: n. slang. Nonsense language or text created by a newbie. See also noob.
 * OOU: n. abbrv. Out-Of-Universe, essentially everything outside the galaxy.
 * Per: v?. In reference to, in agreement with. Used primarily in voting procedures
 * Rvted: v. abbrv. Also rvtd. A revert.
 * Stubbish: n. slang. Very short articles. Stubs.
 * Vandal scum: n. slang. Insult for vandal, comparable to the quote "Rebel Scum" by the great Lieutenant Renz.
 * X-Fan: n. slang. Refers to any user that places "fan" in their name. Usually a disruptive user. See also KFanII and Quinlanfan.

The FD-35 Refresher Droid
"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't flush that..."
 * Collaboration with Erik Pflueger and Graestan.

- FD-35

"Dave, you've been here a while, shall I get dinner started?"

- FD-35

"Dave, please, can you give us a courtesy flush? I may be a droid, but come on..."

- FD-35


 * The FD-35 Refresher Droid was the latest in refresher droid technology. It was equipped with a HAL-like eye but similar to the TT-8L gatekeeper droid at Jabba's Palace. Its various features included the Puff of Air mode and other devices in cases of dexterior problems. When a being flushed, it played "Let the Sunshine In".