User:Darth Foofoo

Darth Foofoo, also known as Darth Too-stupid-to-be-in-the-sith-academy, was a Class 3 Idiot (see Chart of Idiotism) in the Sith Academy. When he was practicing with his double-bladed (no one knew where he got it from) Lightsaber, he slaughtered all of the Sith Lords (he was practicing with a blindfold and earplugs) and students. He was ordered to imediately take command of the Super-Star Destroyer Nighthammer (which he crashed into Tatooine killing everyone on-board except for him because he was goofing around with the escape pods). He was given a cargo ship next because Super-Star Destroyers are not cheap to make and they didn't trust him with another Super-Star Destroyer (much less a frieghter). While he was doing a supply run, he accidetly jumped into hyper-space in Naboo, ripping his ship apart and killing everyone on- board again (he was goofing around with the escape pods again). Then they gave him a hunk of junk ship and they jetisoned all of the escape pods beforehand so if he had another mishap, hewould die this time. It just so happened that he was repairing the ship on the outside, and the ship crashed into another ship and the explosion fired him away from it and into the atmosphere of an unknown planet. He was commended for finding the rebel base and was given command of another Super-Star Destroyer. He crashed it a week later into the Deathstar (the escape pods failed). The empire was so happy to be rid of him, that they made that day Foofoo Day, to celebrate the day Darth Foofoo died.