User:Ressor

{| id="w" width="100%" style="background: transparent;" class="plainlinks" Greetings. My name is Ressor. It is an anagram of my real surname. You may call me P, Pytek, Ressor, or Darth Ressor.
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I have an older account (POKER), however I don't use it anymore.

I currently live in the United Kingdom. I am half Polish, with my other half being of a mixture of English, Welsh, Scottish and Russian background.

Thoughts regarding Star Wars
First of all, it comes without great surprise that I love Star Wars. Otherwise this page wouldn't exist. I remember the first Star Wars film I saw was A New Hope back in the early 90's when my parents rented it from Blockbuster. Since then I've been hooked on the Star Wars phenomenom. It was only a few years ago that I started to venture forward into the realm of the EU, which I love just as much as the films, except for one or two bits (*cough cough* Palpatine's clones *cough cough*). My favourite character is Kit Fisto. Why? Rastafarian Jedi, cheeky grin and the only person to have laid lips on the sexy Aayla Secura. Well played lad. I just hated it when he, along with Agen Kolar and Saesee Tiin were killed so quick by Palpatine. That really sucked.

Although I generally like anything to do with Star Wars, something which I cannot accept is Palpatine's clones. "Yes, Anakin, you were the Chosen One, you brang balance back to the Force when you redeemed yourself and destroyed Emperor Palpatine." "Why, thanks." "Just kidding. He's back."

If these characters were generally real-life individuals, the term 'I would' would escape my mouth:


 * Juno Eclipse
 * Darth Talon
 * Aayla Secura
 * Sheltay Retrac
 * Padmé Amidala

Natalie Portman, please be mine...

In-universe

 * Characters (G-canon): Padmé Amidala, Darth Maul, R2-D2, C-3PO, Grebleips, Yoda, Kit Fisto, Aayla Secura, Sheltay Retrac, Ephant Mon
 * Characters (EU): K'Kruhk, A'Sharad Hett/Darth Krayt, Ahsoka Tano, Pong Krell, Darth Talon, Kazdan Paratus, Tsui Choi, Sha Koon, Bomo Greenbark, Rex, Ylenic It'kla, Ziro Desilijic Tiure
 * Creatures: Acklay, Nexu, Reek, Opee sea killer, Sando aqua monster, Colo claw fish, Zillo Beast
 * Locations: Dathomir, Kamino, Felucia, Kashyyyk
 * Sentient species: Zabrak, Togruta, Whiphid, Hutt, Children of the Green Planet, Yoda's species, Twi'lek, Chevin, Aleena, Caamasi
 * Miscellania: K'Kruhk's hat

Real world

 * Film: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
 * Novel: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
 * Authors: James Luceno, Matthew Stover

Articles I've created

 * Top Trumps: Clone Wars (as POKER)
 * Sheltay Retrac's husband

Novels
In chronological order:
 * Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (Polish)
 * Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
 * Dark Lord: The Rise of Darth Vader

Comics and trade paperbacks
In chronological order:

Reference books

 * The Essential Guide to Characters
 * Star Wars Episode I Who's Who: A Pocket Guide to Characters of The Phantom Menace
 * Episode I: The Visual Dictionary
 * Star Wars: The Ultimate Visual Guide
 * Star Wars Annual 2007
 * Star Wars Annual 2008

Games

 * Star Wars: Battlefront II
 * Star Wars Trivial Pursuit


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