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John Rafa Todd the last of the cows

John Rafa Todd is a species of a cow, it is a species that is now but extinct but for him of course. He is so evil that not even Lord Sauron himself would even think about going onto his land. His land was called Gorgorth. His land was so evil and disgusting, that many people did not go in his land, except for the special strike force assembled to the near future, witch I will talk about later.

SPECIES His species is known to like for thousands of years and, they are known for dyeing of SOD (sperm over dose). The species was started around 45 B.C when God or CHRT was doing chemistry experiment and mixed some weird new chemicals together and a cow jumped out and attacked ran away and asexually reproduced. Soon millions of cows ran the planets of Earth, Dathmir, and Besbin. And an army of Spartans, Romans, and Jedi teamed up to take out the Cows. Only Jedi and 300 Spartans were alive. The Jedi formed a counsel for piece and harmony. And the Spartans just settled down and started pissing with the Persians. Then very view Cows were left and they settled on earth and stayed there in secret. Soon the Jedi counsel found out and launched a bomb and made all but one disgusting cow sterile. The only one that could reproduce was immune to any type of medicine, so CHRT ordered him to be put to sleep eternally in the clutches of the underworld.

EVIL IS BORN In the early 1600’s the only cow that could reproduce was awakened by some creepy deranged wanna be cows that worshiped them. When he awakened he squirted all of the worshipers and quickly killed them. He was near the brake of death so he made one ultimate Cow putting all of his will power to make it, it was John. When he was finished John killed his creator and started up his empire in secret. It so secret that not even CHRT knew about its presents. John went around and killed every last cow made, and made his own demented spawns of his owns, these were called utters. Fast, disgusting, they were not dangerous in small numbers but 10’000 could take over all of America.

HIS CONQUEST His conquest was more famed for its creativity, than for its success. He did not conquer his land, he created it. It started with the making of the prairie. It was the biggest and strongest of the lands of Gorgorth. Then he made the milking station, this is where he made his utters. Squirted out armored up, and put out to battle. Next he made his own personal domain for him to have moments with himself. This was called the Milknelseion; he would often keep his most hated and despised captors here. Next he made the something that he called the egg, witch was just a big covering for defense purposes.

THE RESISTANCE There were many known resistances against the cows evil tyranny, but the most famous was the Triangulated Food circle Alliance, there were four leaders the leader Gregitson, Darth Riptoe, Bitch, and dumbshit. There were many strikes against the cow as well but what the group was most famous for was there raids. Day in and day out there would be raids upon the cows’ domain. The force had found a secret under ground tunnel that only the cow he new about, and of course the groups leaders. Gregitson had mostly organized these raids while, Darth prepared men. The other two focused on there own defenses. And there first big battle was the battle of the prairie. 10,000 armed TFCA men charged the egg, and crashed through it to find them selves face to face with 300,000 utters. So with all of there might they charged and fought. They were all mostly killed and captured, raped, tortured and interrogated. Luckily all of the leaders escaped. And 100,000 utters were killed. The cow was weak now and TFCA knew it. So they announced it to all of the people. So the cow was getting constant attacked by random little groups. This left the evil cow FUCKING PISSED and wanted the TFCA gone so he sent out all of his utters to kill the TFCA. Secret spies got this information. And so they set up trap. They gave away there location and paid mercenaries to stay there and act TFCA soldier.

THE END THE COW The cow was killed from some of the bravest men I’ve ever saw. It was very dark once the men got into the Domain. The mend went into his throne room. He was standing turned around looking out into his fire pit, just staring knowing he had just fucked up completely. So he said these famous words “so this is the fate you’ve chosen for your self, you all are going to fucking die under my hand and you all will wish that you were never born. Then I will take your leaders and torture them till they wish they would have sucked my cock. And then he summoned all of his utters and they were surrounded. That’s when Darth Riptoe used his level 63 combat level and chopped of his balls and penis and throw into the fire pit. And then he turned into ash and so did Darth. But before he died he summoned wolf the magical guardian of food and saved the leaders. And the utters melted and piece was restored to the land. Until the fucking creep summoned dead Darth and he raised up the dead and raised havoc. PEACE WAS RESTORED !! --Darthdoggies 01:50, 18 March 2009 (UTC)