User:Darth Crate

Welcome. Bienvenue. Willkommen.

I sincerely hope that you enjoy my page; I'm quite pleased with what I've done with it. However, I should warn you that there are some rules here: 1. I do not use emoticons. They are beneath me. Do not befoul my talk page with annoying series of colons and subsequent characters. 2. This place is mine. SENTENTIAE MEAE REGUNT. I'm glad you understand. 4. No silly hats. 5. No insulting any of my favourite varieties of cheese. You may have to find out the hard way. 6. American spelling may be subject to [fair] criticism and [often hostile] attack. We use the Queen's English. 7. I hope you like LEGO Star Wars. If you don't, leave now. 8. If you've been browsing this site for more than 27 minutes, it's time to go outside. The squirrels await you. 9. Use Listerine. 10. No jest. I can't help the way I look.

Goodbye. Au revoir. Auf Wiedersehen, meine kleine Knödel.