Wookieepedia:April Fools' Day 2013/Scotty

Scotty was a Human male who had a hard time running Wookieepedia because Captain Kirk kept asking Scotty to beam him up. This caused Scotty to become diseased with terrible bowel problems. Because of Kirk's insistence on wanting to bother Scotty, Scotty often crapped his pants. This would lead to many arguments between the two, as Kirk did not allow such things on Wookieepedia or the Enterprise.

Appearances

 * Star Wars Episode VII: Star Trek