User:Adventures of Garfield 4

I'm Garfield, Jedi Knight. I was trained by Jedi Master Bandit***, who just happens to be my uncle**! I'm an adventurous, orange cat**. I'm 38 cat years (4 2/9 human years) old**. I have a rare orange lightsaber blade and a custom crafted lightsaber hilt. It is AWESOME!* ^ ✔🎉😎😁😍👅🚀🚅🌟🌟🚉😆😺🎈🎇💩😸😆🎃💎🎁🏁🎰🎳🚧⚡🍕🍔🍟  _–––—–—–—―――――>  That is this thingy Hey, guess what, everything before the first single astrict (*) isn't true about me. I mean, come on. Of course I'm not a cat! That's just crazy talk! Cats can't type!😿 Well, not yet.😺 Everything in a sentence ending in ** is true about my real cat, Garfield, except for all of the words before ***. No, my cats aren't really Jedis.😿😭😓 If only. 😿