User:Jawaman

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"It's a touch galaxy out here. But I'm tougher."

- Jawaman

Hi, ! My name is Jawaman and this is my crib userpage.

Jawaman's opion of "Wookieepedia" and "Star Wars"
""Wookieepedia". You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

- Jawaman about Wookieepedia.

I stumbled upon this site about two years ago. I thought and still think this site is brilliant! I myself am a huge fan of the Star Wars movies, Star Wars LEGO, the new animated movie and TV series. My favorite characters are of course Jawas, (Utinni! :P) droids, space pirates and bounty hunters. (Cad Bane! He's awsome!) (Check my list of favorites for futher info.) My friends say I have a rather vived imagination (believe them, I sometimes come up with some crazy stuff which turn out to be good ideas), so I have deceided to start writing my own Star Wars stories. I don't know if I'll put them on a separate user page on "Wookieepedia" or on the Star Wars fanon wiki, but first I have to start writing of course.

If you like Jawas or you haven't harmed a Jawa in your life, then may the Force be with you,. And if you hate Jawas or you have harmed a Jawa, Cad Bane will be send after you.

Biography
"I am Jawaman, warlord of the Kaleesh and Supreme Commander of the armies of the Confederacy. And I am not a droid!"

- Jawaman

Little do we know about Jawaman's past and his place of birth. It is rumored that he was born on a backwater planet called "Earth", but these rumors have not yet been confirmed by any scientists. In the 15 years that followed, Jawaman has went from one side of the galaxy to the other side of the galaxy. He had many adventures, but he was almost killed on several occasions. Jawaman is a skilled warrior who can; fight with lightsabers, all kinds of blasters (he's a notorious gunslinger on at least 26 worlds) and he is one of thé best pilots in this galaxy. He now lives on Earth, but where, we can't tell you. (He has got a rather high bounty on his head.) But don't worry he'll be back and may the Force be with you.

Things I do on "Wookieepedia"
When I started here at Wookieepedia, I just created this account for fun. I wasn't gonna do any editing I thought back then. Now I edit almost every day. I often check recent changes, I create small articles like the ones below here and I expand excisting articles. So this is what I do around here. One day, I hope to be Wookieepedian of the Month. Being WotM would be a great honor for me, but that won't be easy to become anytime soon.

Pages

 * Tal Nami Freighter Swing Wing (with The Twilight)
 * Mobile Command Center (as 77.249.191.91)
 * Starhawk Speeder Bike
 * Rapier One
 * Super tank
 * Cynestra Space Craft Show
 * Clone tank gunner (I helped creating the article's name)
 * Ubrikkian tail spiral ring
 * Sleheyroni tattoo
 * Desevrar Infantry Helmet
 * Unidentified B1 battle droid (Geonosis)
 * Keelyvine Reus's Delta-7B Aethersprite-class light interceptor
 * Trap (clone trooper)
 * Hondo Ohnaka's father
 * Ox (clone trooper)
 * Pulsar (clone trooper)
 * Havoc (clone trooper)
 * Unidentified protocol droid
 * Tug ship
 * Ord Cestus medical station
 * Weequay blaster rifle (redirected to blaster rifle)
 * Weequay blaster pistol (redirected to blaster pistol)
 * Mission to Ukio
 * Ancient blaster rifle
 * Unidentified Mandalorian warrior
 * Unidentified 2-1B bartender (redirected to BU-11) (created this article, but found out it already excisted, so I expanded the other article.)
 * Unidentified R2 unit (Ziro's Palace)
 * Diplomatic Escort Group
 * Unidentified Twi'lek female
 * and more to come!

Image 1
The original photo was uploaded by me. (Damn you, JMAS, with your better quality pictures!)

Image 2
The original photo was uploaded by me. (Damn you, JMAS, with your better quality pictures!)

Movies

 * Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
 * Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
 * Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
 * Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
 * Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
 * Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
 * Star Wars: The Clone Wars (film)

Books

 * Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (novel)
 * Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (novel)
 * Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Visual Guide
 * Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Visual Guide Ultimate Battles
 * Labyrinth of Evil
 * Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (novel)
 * Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (novel)
 * Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (novel)
 * Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (novel)
 * Dark Nest I: The Joiner King
 * Dark Nest II: The Unseen Queen
 * Dark Nest III: The Swarm War

Posters

 * Official Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith movie poster

Lego

 * I currently own more than thirty LEGO Star Wars sets, two LEGO Indiana Jones sets and one LEGO Batman set.

Jawaman's Sandcrawler Bargain Shop
"I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."

- Jango Fett

What is Jawaman's Sandcrawler Bargain Shop?
"Utto nye usabia atoonyoba? ("Want to buy a used droid?")"

- JSBS' most asked question.

As you may well know, I like Jawas. Several of my Jawa friends came up with the idea to start a small business on "Wookieepedia", so that they didn't have to sell their "junk" to moisture farmers only, but to you as well. I thought it was a great idea, so that's how I started this "shop". JSBS deals in all sorts of things. From used gonk droids to custom weapons. From antique starships to state-of-the-art (and somewhat illegal) battle droids. JSBS has got it all! And for a bargain price! Check our ads down here and to respond to the ads just click here.

Jawaman's Weekly Bargains

 * B1 battle droids, buy twenty droids and get five for free.
 * IG-86 sentinel droids, buy five droids and you'll get one blaster rifle for free.
 * DL-44 heavy blaster pistols, buy ten blasters and get free ammo.
 * R4-series agromech droids, we have several brand new droids. Will come with free annual service check.

Jawaman's Other Bargains

 * Old G9 Rigger freighter: used but still in good condition. Equipped with hyperdrive (Class 3) and three heavy blaster cannons and one rotating laser cannon with periscope control. Cargo capacity: 70 tons. This is a real bargain, get your chance before it's gone.


 * Used Ubrikkian tanks: these are the kind of tanks you want to have. Heavily armored, maximum acceleration: 110 km/h. Turret can turn 360 degrees and is equipped with a heavy laser cannon. This tank will destroy any AAT that crosses your path.


 * Custom Porax-38 starfighter: this ship was dumped by a Republic attack cruiser without any reasons. This starfighter has had a custom paint job and is heavily modified (with some "not so legal" stuff). It has an upgraded hyperdrive system, some "tweeked" laser cannons and a custom build deflector shield generator system. This is a must-have for anyone who wants a personal starfighter.


 * Used and new speeder bikes and landspeeders: we have a large amount of swoops and speeders here at JSBS. Like: 74-Z speeder bikes, Zephyr-G swoops and X-34 landspeeders. All for bargain prices.
 * Other bargains will come soon.

Quotes about Jawas
"The Jawas are not powerless&mdash;if they do not wish to be."

- Obi-Wan Kenobi, to Het Nkik

"Sand stays. All else changes."

- Unidentified Jawa

"The Jawas have a tendency to pick up anything that's not tied down, Luke, but remember, they're basically afraid of their own shadows."

- Owen Lars to Luke Skywalker

Hondo Ohnaka's quotes
"Well, well. What do we have here?''" " Who are you?''" "''More importantly, my friend. Who are you?"

- Ohnaka to Count Dooku

"They are devious and deceitful and most importantly, stupid."

- Count Dooku about Hondo Ohnaka's pirates.

"You don't survive in the Outer Rim by being stupid!"

- Hondo Ohanka

Cad Bane quotes
"You have nowhere left to run, bounty hunter.''" "Let me worry about that, Jedi. If I activate this control, the outside airlock will open, and she will be sucked into oblivion. Do you think you can kill me and then save her before she's pulled out into space? It's a horrible way to die. Besides, isn't negotiation the Jedi way?" "What do you want?" "''This holocron carries information I've been paid to collect. I can't unlock it, but you can. The last Jedi who had it wouldn't open it. I hope you don't make the same mistake. We don't have much time. Hurry it up, Jedi, or she dies!"

- Anakin Skywalker and Cad Bane negotiate the unlocking of the holocron in exchange for Ahsoka Tano's life

"Jedi, huh? My fee just went up. A lot.''" "''You will be compensated. Go to Kynachi immediately. I will contact you with further instructions."

- Cad Bane and Darth Sidious

"Bane? Ha ha ha. Forgive my surprise. I didn't think even you were foolish enough to steal from me.''" "''Pity you didn't go down with the ship, Teska."

- Kul Teska and Cad Bane exchange pleasantries on Ryloth

"No one messes with Cad Bane. A lone gunman."

- Cad Bane and Kul Teska, as the former exacts his revenge

Sith quotes
"Treachery is the way of the Sith."

- Darth Tyranus's final thought

"To be united by hatred is a... fragile alliance at best."

- Darth Traya

"Explanation: You see, master, assassination is such a versatile tool. I have seen the removal of a single target have far-reaching consequences for a nation, world, even a galaxy. The repercussions of even the smallest lives... whether dead or alive, can have profound implications on history."

- HK-47

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."

- HK-47 describes his views on love.

"Bane reinvented the Sith. We are his legacy, and though he is gone his legacy will endure. "Now I am the Master, and you are my chosen successor. One day you will face me just as I faced Bane, and only one of us will survive. "That is the way of our Order. An individual may die, but the Sith are eternal."

- Darth Zannah to Darth Cognus, after the Second duel on Ambria

Jedi quotes
"When you ask for trouble, you should not be surprised when it finds you."

- Plo Koon

"Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the Clone War has!"

- Yoda

"A trial of being old is this: remembering which thing one has said into which young ears."

- Yoda

"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is."

- Yoda

"At an end your rule is... and not short enough it was."

- Yoda to Palpatine

"Not if anything to say about it, I have!"

- Yoda

"Looking? Found someone you have I would say, mm?"

- Yoda

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is."

- Yoda, to Luke Skywalker

"Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future."

- Yoda to Luke

"Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny."

- Yoda to Luke Skywalker

"Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be."

- Yoda to Luke Skywalker

"I know something about pain you don't. Pain drowns other people. I just swim in it."

- Tahiri Veila, to Lord Nyax

Other quotes
"This is one of the longest and most arduous races in the galaxy. Don't bother with it unless you have the time and stamina. The Empire doesn't come here often, so it gets a lot of use from swoopers looking for an illegal race. The trouble is most of them do not complete the marathon. Beware of dangerous beasts, pirates, confusing mazes and a very large and active volcano."

- Unknown individual commenting on the Lok Marathon.

"The hum of the vibroblade gave it away. That's the only reason I still have my face."

- Pirate Captain Nym on an attack by a person with a vibrosword.

"Don't leave me..."

- O.M.5's last words

It was the first time I felt sorry for a battle droid, so I hope O.M.5 gets found by some Jawas, so I can rebuild him.

"To die for one's people is a great sacrifice. To live for one's people, an even greater sacrifice. I choose to live for my people. What do you choose?"

- Riyo Chuchi to Thi-Sen

"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

- Padmé Amidala to Bail Organa following the Declaration of the New Order

"I think we're doomed. Nah, unless they got any big giant robot camels I think we're oke.  Ahh, Jim. Robot camels."

- Two Rebel troopers during the Battle of Hoth.

"The only major difference between war and politics is you don't get to shoot the guy on the opposing side."

- Joe Tylars

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

- Albert Einstein

"Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups."

- I have no idea who said this.

"I have sat by night beside a cold lake'" " And touched things smoother than moonlight on still water,''" "But the moon on this cloud sea is not human," "And here is no shore, no intimacy," "''Only the start of space, the road to suns."

- F.R. Scott

Jawaman's Happy Caption Page
To see my cheap copy of G*nk, click here. Enjoy!

My list of personal favorites from Star Wars
Ever since I was a little boy (jeez, I sound old), I loved Star Wars. I've seen all the movies (the animated one too) and all episodes of the animated TV-series. I'm looking forward to the new live-action series. Hope it doesn't turn into a disaster. I made a list of my personal favorites including characters, spaceship and locations.

Characters

 * Luke Skywalker:
 * He is the first name you would associate with Star Wars, of course.
 * Obi-Wan Kenobi:
 * "I've got a bad feeling about this."
 * Han Solo:
 * The coolest smuggler in the Star Wars universe ever.
 * Princess Leia:
 * "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
 * Darth Vader aka Anakin Skywalker:
 * He was the first one in the Star Wars saga to Force Choke someone. "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
 * Lando Calrissian:
 * "And who might you be?"
 * Darth Maul:
 * A Sith with spikes, tattoos and a double-bladed lightsaber? Like they say in the U.K.: that's wicked!
 * General Grievous:
 * How can a cyborg general with four arms not be cool? "Crush them! Make them suffer!"
 * Hondo Ohnaka:
 * The best damn pirate I've seen so far. The quote he gave about his mother was great. "As my sweet mother always said, 'son, if one hostage is good, two are better, and three, well, that's just good business!' Heh heh."
 * Out of time for today. Will finish this later.

Space ships, vehicles, weapons or anything else that moves/shoots

 * Out of time for today. Will finish this later.

Planets and locations

 * Out of time for today. Will finish this later.

Poll
what kind of species would you like to be? Gungan Twi'lek Kaleesh Weequay Neimoidian Zabrak Dug Hutt Jawas are not in this poll, because everbody would vote for the Jawas, of course.