User:Sarlaccpit 48

In The Beginning
I was born on a dark night duing a blizzard on January 12, 1991! End of story.

The First Time I Saw Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (It was still called Star Wars Then)
I remember it like it was yesterday. I remember when I was five, my father washing dishes and I was was watching cartoons. He walked in and said we were going to watch Star wars. At first I was reluctant becuse I wanted to watch my cartoons, but after watching Darth Vader walk in and choke a guy, I was hooked. In one night we watched the entire original trilogy.

This was only the beginning. Only if my father knew what Star Wars would do to me, he might have reconsidered showning me the movies.

And So Began My Collection
Early the next moring I demanded to be taken to the toy store. So I got my father up and we went to KB Toys located in our local mall. Now I wanted to get a C3-PO, but they didn't have any, so I settled on a R2-D2. I played for hours with that R2-D2. I still have my R2 on display with my collection.

The very next day we went back to KB Toys and there I finally got my C3-P0. Sadly I also have my 3P0 on display, but he has no legs.

The Star Wars Trilogy Special Edition
In 1997 my brother was born, but I didn't give a damn. The Star Wars Trilog was being rereleased in theaters and it would be the first time I would see them on the big screen.

The cool thing was, I was in frist grade and I was the only one to have ever seen Star Wars. So I was sure to tell everyone in my class that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father. No one belived me and they all said I was full of dog doo doo! What idiots!

I Was Kicked Out Of Episode I
Now this is probbly the sadest story ever. It was going to be one of the greatest days of my life, but my brother ruined it. Now if you were paying attention and did the math, you would know that my brother is only three years old at the time. My father thought it would be a good idea to bring my brother to the showing of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. To make a long story short, my brother couldn't sit still and started to scream. Next thing I know, we were asked to leave and I didn't get to see the movie until it came out on video.

I Was Twenty Minutes Late For Episdoe II
Another one of the sadest stories in my life, also cause by the bad judgement of my father. We went to see Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones and when we got there, we discovered that we were twenty minutes late. We get in the theater and there right efore my eyes, Zam Wesell gets shot with a Kamino Saber Dart. For the entire movie, I sat confused asking myself, "What the hell is going on!"

Luckly I got to the see the movie again the next day and it as all good.

Episode III Made Me Cry
It made me cry and that's all I have to say about that.

The Effect Star Wars Has Had On My Life
I don't know what I would be like if I never saw Star Wars. All I could say is that my life would have a lot less head trama, because Darth Maul infulenced my to take a six foot long metal pipe and swing it aroud. Put it this way I've hit myself in the head so many times, it's a wonder I'm not brain damaged.