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Pointless New Feature: The Quote of the Day from one year ago!

For

 * 1) Lalala la 09:17, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Starfighters of Adumar. Need I say more? Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 04:40, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Lock up your Bothans, Wes is on a rampage. Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:35, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Starfighters of Adumar--Iella Durron 18:35, 13 July 2007 (CET)
 * 5) I want to see that ... maybe they could bring back Tales? --Matthias 18:25, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) * GataOrsail 12:02, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Mistrx75 04:23, 25 August 2007
 * Greyman ( Paratus ) 00:10, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Kinda verbose Enochf 18:01, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) But R2 can fly... Vykk 18:49, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:39, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) LtNOWIS 08:26, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Cull Tremayne 00:04, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Tam Elgrin (-1)
"I'm a Yuuzhan Vong spy, and I'm going to die. I'm supposed to capture you now, with the bugs in my pocket, and drag you to the edge of the kill zone. But I'm not going to."

- Tam Elgrin to Jaina Solo

For

 * 1) --Bounty Offering 06:03, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Yep. Fnlayson 19:28, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Eww....sorry, but no Lalala la 07:16, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) I just don't think this is worthy of the front page. L1ght5aber 15:56, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) "With the bugs in my pocket"? Enochf 01:34, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) More good old-fashioned clone commando humor.--Goodwood 18:30, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Go Scorch!Tracynsenaar 17:02, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Oh Scorch you kill meJedi Master KaelKatana01 or Katana 15:23, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) * Was this in the video game or the book?-Darth Homer 20:50, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 07:28, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Darth Validus 01:19, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Meh. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:42, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Mistrx75 04:24, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Boss (+8)
"You lizards should learn that I'm a lot scarier than you are."

- Boss to a Trandoshan mercenary

For

 * 1) A badass quote from a badass commando.--Goodwood 18:35, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:42, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Duckshack123 04:56, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Tracynsenaar 17:05, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:51, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Ah-firmative Enochf 13:18, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Point taken --ToRsO bOy 19:07, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) he sure is Darth Validus 01:22, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Joruus C'baoth (+4)
"What doesn't matter to a Jedi Master does not matter to the universe."

- Joruus C'baoth

For

 * 1) Egocentric Enochf 03:42, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:55, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Duckshack123 05:23, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Lol, have to laugh at sill ool' C'baoth --Eyrezer 07:29, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo (+7)
"Where did you dig up that old fossil?"

- Han Solo, not impressed with Obi-Wan Kenobi

For

 * 1) Always more Han Enochf 03:42, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:58, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Vintage. KEJ 10:56, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Vintage. Leialover229 04:25, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 07:31, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 09:52, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Greyman ( Paratus ) 00:11, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) &pi; = 3  [[Image:Oldsith.png|40px]] (Talk to me, babe.) 04:08, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Yay! Civilized age! Enochf 04:41, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Classic. Fnlayson 18:15, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Vintage. KEJ 10:54, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Master Nikolce 05:25, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Obi-Wan Kenobi (+7)
"Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."

- Obi-Wan Kenobi, explaining the basics of the Force to Luke

For

 * 1)  &pi; = 3  [[Image:Oldsith.png|40px]] (Talk to me, babe.) 04:08, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) It can make supper in a jiffy, it lifts, it separates, it can turn you into a nine-year-old Hindu boy... Enochf 04:28, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:00, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Enochf's vote has convinced me. jSarek 07:34, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) The first description of the Force? How can you say no to that one? --EthanS 15:15, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Darth Validus 01:31, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Master Nikolce 05:26, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) You should listen to Tycho, he was from Rogue Squadron after all. --ToRsO bOy 13:37, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Proof positive that Jedi don't have all the answers - and that Jace's ego is even bigger then Bror Jace, Wedge Antilles and Corran Horn's egos put together.--Goodwood 22:05, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Mistrx75 04:30, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
 * Greyman ( Paratus ) 00:12, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * 1) Took the first sentence out. --ToRsO bOy 14:10, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) EWOKS! Bounty Hunter Ko-Zap 18:56, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 credits. Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:04, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) I never learned to play Monopoly... ApprenticeEternal 10:33 15 July 2007
 * 4) Just because it pisses people off. ;-) Ozzel 06:59, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Good God no... Psythe 12:48, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) *cringe* Tracynsenaar 00:09, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) omg im literally in pain from this Dark Lord Trayus 00:33, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) I love these two.Tracynsenaar 01:02, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Heh Enochf 04:37, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Fi's such a cut-up.--Goodwood 21:53, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:36, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Greyman ( Paratus ) 00:13, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) The biggest self-contradiction since "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" Enochf 03:43, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) For. Fnlayson 18:13, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 06:58, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Sev (+2)
"Fi, they say someone spiked my vat. But I reckon someone really spiked yours."

- Sev, to Fi

For

 * 1) Mr. Bloo 05:30, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Sev and Fi. I love that combo. Tracynsenaar 17:28, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo (+4)
"Look up at your viewscreen, you vermin. Kiss my Wookiee!"

- Han Solo to Zsinj before destroying the command bridge of the Iron Fist (Executor-class) over Dathomir

For

 * 1) L1ght5aber 15:39, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Good one.  Seems like the 'Kiss my Wookiee' part has been done before.  Not in archive though. -Fnlayson 05:37, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) *"Kiss my Wookiee" has been nommed at least once, but it was voted down (apparently it's one of those "pet peeve" lines) Enochf 21:00, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Great line. Leialover229 04:27, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 07:31, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Canderous Ordo (+6)
"Your stagnant Republic has never seen some of the strange creatures and races we fought on the Outer Rim in those years. Heh. And you never will, now."

- Canderous Ordo, sharing war stories

For

 * 1) Stop killing everything, ya jerks! Enochf 07:39, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Master Nikolce 09:21, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:40, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Ordo = badass -LtNOWIS 02:46, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) * For Mandalore!-Darth Homer 20:56, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Darth Validus 01:25, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Yeah. Do something constructive and start killing yourslves - oh, wait, you already did that.--Goodwood 00:07, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Dooku (+0)
"I've become more powerful than any Jedi! Even you..."

- Dooku to Yoda on Geonosis.

For

 * 1) Me... Durza 11:55, 20 July 2007

Against

 * 1) A little trite Enochf 07:10, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo (+5)
"Don't listen to her worship. I have plenty of manners. I'm very, uh, mannerful."

- Han Solo, to Deena Shan

For

 * 1) Lord Hydronium 11:09, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:41, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Enochf 01:26, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Ozzel 05:52, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Cull Tremayne 23:42, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Sev (+8)
"Rule #17. Always make sure they're dead."

- Sev

For

 * 1) We should compile a list of Sev's Rules sometime.--Goodwood 06:50, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Wasn't that after shooting a corpse? ^_^ Enochf 09:10, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Duckshack123 04:52, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:46, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Then see if they can fly! Tracynsenaar 17:31, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Herein lies wisdom. jSarek 07:52, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Darth Validus 01:26, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Greyman ( Paratus ) 00:15, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Jango Fett (+5)
"No one's ever lied to me twice."

- Jango Fett

For

 * 1) Jango died better than Boba Enochf 09:13, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Duckshack123 04:50, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:46, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Tracynsenaar 00:12, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) * Everettj 19:04, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) --Eyrezer 07:32, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Boba Fett (+2)
"What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me."

- Boba Fett, questioning Darth Vader's decision to freeze Solo

For

 * 1) Everettj 19:43, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Tracynsenaar 00:13, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Kreia (+6)
"Step away from her! Step away! She has brought truth, and you condemn it? The arrogance! You will not harm her. You will not harm her ever again. As you would pass judgment on her, I have come to pass judgment on you all."

- Kreia, as Jedi Masters prepare to strip the Jedi Exile of the Force on Dantooine

For

 * 1) Bad ass Kreia Enochf 20:15, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) "Judge not lest ye be judged...bitch." Vykk 21:12, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:51, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) thats when she gets onto the old lady "get the hell off my lawn" mode. Dark Lord Trayus 00:22, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Darth Validus 01:29, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Go KOTOR II, and go Kreia. - Lord Hydronium 01:26, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments
I'd personally like this a lot more without the stage directions. - Lord Hydronium 05:54, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
 * Yeah, guess they don't add much Enochf 01:07, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Palpatine (+7)
"YOU WILL KILL LUKE SKYWALKER!"

- The Emperor's final command to Mara Jade

For

 * 1) I love this quote Merat 15:06, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 09:14, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Tracynsenaar 15:04, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Important enough to have a whole book named after it. jSarek 07:55, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Beyond Classic. Din&#39;s Fire 997 18:00, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) if only she had listened to her true master... Dark Lord Trayus 00:23, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Mistrx75 04:34, 25 August 2007

Comments

 * Changing it to all caps, as per the novel Enochf 09:14, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

C-3PO (+4)
"He constantly says the most outrageous things – you can't imagine. I don't dare repeat half of his comments. Sometimes I think that he means to trick me into embarrassing myself."

- C-3PO to Lando Calrissian about R2-D2 Aboard the Teljkon Vagabond

For

 * 1) Darth_Jaded 22:12, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Yeah, he once told me Darth Vader built me. Crazy droid. Enochf 07:10, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) --Eyrezer 01:29, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Poor Threepio...Artoo doesn't have to trick him into it.--Goodwood 00:10, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Re-nominated Lalala la 06:51, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:54, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Good old clone understatement...--Goodwood 19:45, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Scorched that sense of humor.--Goodwood 19:50, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) You kill me, Scorch!--Tracynsenaar 00:21, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:16, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Gotta love how Boss puts up with him Enochf 07:10, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * There's a minor inconsistency with this and the quote already on the Scorch page Lalala la 01:36, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
 * There are a lot of "quotes" programmed in for each character to say at random times; sometimes they get used differently during otherwise scripted segments, like this instance where you first meet Scorch on Geonosis. Odd, yes, but there you are. :)--Goodwood 12:05, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Worst god ever ^_^ RIP George Alec Effinger, you magnificent SOB Enochf 15:39, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Fantastic --Eyrezer 01:27, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Leialover229 04:29, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Effinger is a good read for high-school smart-asses, especially if you can track down a copy of What Entropy Means to Me or The Nick of Time. They're pop-culture, self-referential, absurdist, and at least a decade ahead of their time. Even his obviously-written-for-the-money stuff is pretty good, like The Zork Chronicles. Enochf 15:39, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Lalala la 02:15, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Tracynsenaar 00:18, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:38, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) --Eyrezer 01:26, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo (+5)
"Scoundrel? Scoundrel. I like the sound of that."

- Han Solo to Leia Organa

For

 * 1) Han! Enochf 15:27, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage. KEJ 10:45, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:38, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Lalala la 02:28, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Darth Validus 01:31, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

C-3PO (+7)
"For a mechanic, you seem to do an excessive amount of thinking."

- C-3PO to R2-D2

For

 * 1) Just for that, I'm gonna overcharge you for the transmission Enochf 15:28, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) KEJ 10:43, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Think on R2.. -Fnlayson 00:20, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) And you seem to do an excessive amount of mincing. Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:40, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 01:25, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Lord Hydronium 05:54, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) LtNOWIS 00:21, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Baco Par (+1)
"Well, that visit was just a bundle of warmth, Wyl. Who are you looking to recruit next? A sleep deprived rancor, perhaps?"

- Baco Par to Wyl Tarson, regarding the latter's failure to recruit Darca Nyl.

For

 * 1) Muuuuuurgh 04:30, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Obi-Wan Kenobi (+6)
"I have failed you Anakin. I have failed you."

- Obi-Wan to Anakin Skywalker during their fight on Mustafar

For

 * 1) I really felt this summed up the falling out between Anakin and Obi-Wan. It was the perfect form of the passage from the ROTJ novelization where Obi-Wan basically says the same thing(and before the PT was really all we knew about what happened between the two).  Tragic really.--Anguirus111 02:58, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) I don't think we need the explanation in the quote. -LtNOWIS 02:59, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Good quote. Obi-Wan's saying this more to himself than to Anakin. I agree that the longer explanation isn't needed. "Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker" is good enough. I think that should be the case for most other quotes, too. --JMM 17:37, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) I love this quote. Tracynsenaar 15:01, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 01:22, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) * Any quote from the duel on Mustafar is good.-Darth Homer 21:04, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Mistrx75 05:30, 25 August 2007

Comments
Alright I made it more basic. Truth be told I was having problems with the description too. I also kind of wish this line was higher up in the SW lexicon given it's significance.--Anguirus111 03:22, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
 * Fixed a typo. Tracynsenaar 15:01, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Mon Mothma (+3)
"Make no mistake, the Mon Calamari saved the galaxy. Their cruisers protected our fleet at the Battle of Endor, allowing the starfighters to penetrate the second Death Star's core. Without Admiral Ackbar and his people, we would all be the Emperor's slaves."

- Excerpt from Mon Mothma's memoirs

For

 * 1) --Goodwood 20:49, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Meh. She's just pandering to get those Mon Calamari campaign contributions, y'know Enochf 21:56, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Many Bothans died to bring her this information. Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:45, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Tyber Zann (+2)
"Everyone has a price."

- Tyber Zann, introduction to Zann Consortium campaign in Star Wars: Empire At War: Forces of Corruption

For

 * 1) --Adthinsp 02:39, 6 August 2007 (UTC) as nominator.
 * 2) --Eyrezer 01:19, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Palpatine (+8)
"Ten thousand years of peace begins today."

- The last line of Palpatine's Declaration of a New Order

For

 * 1) LtNOWIS 02:59, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Damn hippies Enochf 04:18, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) --Eyrezer 05:44, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Yeah. Right. Tracynsenaar 15:01, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:47, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Lord Hydronium 08:11, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Cull Tremayne 23:46, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) And what an old fart he'd be at the end of it.--Goodwood 00:13, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) As Galileo said, that's no moon... no, wait, yes it is Enochf 05:44, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 17:45, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Vintage. KEJ 12:30, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:48, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 01:18, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Leialover229 04:29, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) * That's no moon its your momma.-Darth Homer 21:07, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Can't believe this wasn't already made. Clark Kent300 18:35, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) I have a very bad feeling about this quote nom... ;o)--Goodwood 00:14, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

C-3PO (+1)
"But what if Master Luke is correct and there is no station below? We could find ourselves marooned forever on this empty world, without companionship, without knowledge tapes, without ... without ''lubricants!"

- C-3PO

For

 * 1) Lube him up, baby. KEJ 09:43, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Muuuuuurgh 07:39, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) jSarek 08:06, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Ozzel 23:13, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) This lube fixation requires counseling Enochf 07:10, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * Lube is just about the funniest thing in the galaxy. I mean olive oil and vaseline will do, but nothing beats some good and thorough lubing. KEJ 10:33, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Loooooob! KEJ 09:43, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) I'd go for the mud. KEJ 10:03, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) --Eyrezer 01:16, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Cull Tremayne 23:48, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Made to suffer Enochf 21:25, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage. KEJ 23:23, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:51, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) --Eyrezer 01:15, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Lord Hydronium 08:02, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) JMAS 04:51, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Mmmm, let's clean up the description on this one too Lalala la 20:26, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Cull Tremayne 23:48, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Never send Kyle on a diplomatic mission Enochf 21:25, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) *I thought it's Han Solo you don't want going on diplomatic missions ^^ Lalala la 22:31, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) A blue milk run in a nest of gundarks. KEJ 23:24, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) It's Kejim. Thefourdotelipsis 10:04, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:52, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) --Eyrezer 01:14, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Brashaa (+2)
"We grow weary of concealing ourselves from usurpers of the New Republic. We must act soon, before our children are too much affected by egalitarian propaganda, before our generation is too old to act—to fight!"

- Brashaa complaining to Lord Hethrir

Support

 * 1) Damn egalitarian Republic! --Eyrezer 01:02, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) And yet, in a fit of annoyance, Hethrir proceeds to choke the supporter into deathly submission. That's one thing I've never understood about unreconstructed Imperials--what the fierfek do they hope to gain from eliminating those who don't consistently engage in boot-licking?--Goodwood 19:42, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Rillao (+4)
"Are you going to let a little thing like a rip through space-time slow you down?"

- Rillao to Luke Skywalker

Support

 * 1) --Eyrezer 01:02, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * Hey, a good line from Crystal Star. Will wonders never cease? Enochf 01:06, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Ozzel 05:37, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) It's almost like they're...astronauts...on some kind of Star Trek...--Goodwood 00:18, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Support

 * 1) All we Wookieepedians miss him too. --Eyrezer 01:05, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) But he didn't really die. KEJ 08:05, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Cull Tremayne 23:49, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Is it okay to laugh at this line? Cull Tremayne 23:49, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Drovians (+1)
"I'm killin' those moldspawns because they killed my family, see? Because they disemboweled Garnu Hral Eschen, because they tore the flesh off the bones of the children of Ethras, because they&hellip;"

- Sergeant Knezex Hral Piksoar on the Drovian/Gopso'o war.

Support

 * 1) So bloodthirsty --Eyrezer 01:08, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Silus (+3)
"It seems that you're standing in the way of my destiny."

- Silus threatens Darth Maul moments before Maul takes him out.

Support

 * 1) Rather ironic really. --Eyrezer 01:08, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:54, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Cull Tremayne 23:50, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Xarcee Hulwa (+5)
"Wookiees let Tunroths win, too."

- Xarcce Huwla

Support

 * 1) --Eyrezer 01:08, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) "Let the Tunroth win".... nah, just doesn't sound right. Great quote though. KEJ 08:07, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) jSarek 09:34, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Ozzel 01:58, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:55, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Kyle Katarn on Floater (+4)
"Well, if actions speak louder than words, then we know what Floater thinks&hellip;Let's go."

- Kyle Katarn

Support

 * 1) Go the Bouncers --Eyrezer 01:08, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Boing-boing-boing-boing... KEJ 08:08, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 16:10, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:58, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Farfalla (+3)
"One day&hellip;one day I'll pluck every one of your feathers and tickle you with them!"

- Lord Farfalla to the Envoy

Support

 * 1) --Eyrezer 01:08, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Ooooh, tickle-fetish! Meesa like! (not a bad rack, either-mind the claws).--Goodwood 02:18, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Although I think Jedi vs. Sith is a load of sith, this line is quite okay. KEJ 08:09, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Entymals (+4)
"Really now! This fixation with the continuation of your species...disgusting!"

- An Entymal male comments on Human love

Support

 * 1) --Eyrezer 01:11, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Yeah. Try cloning. It's reproduction without all that pleasure nonsense. Enochf 01:21, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:59, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Cull Tremayne 23:51, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Luana Treftite (+3)
"I haven't got my whole life to spend watching you annoy her into submission."

- Luana Treftite on her interrogation officer's technique.

Support

 * 1) --Eyrezer 01:11, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Then get... the comfy chair! Enochf 07:10, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:01, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Jaxxon (+3)
"I ain't no rodent! I'm more what ya call yer basic Lepus Carnivorus&mdash;a meat eatin', rocket ridin' rabbit ta you junior!"

- Jaxxon rebukes Warto.

Support

 * 1) --Eyrezer 01:34, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Although just "I ain't no rodent" would be much better. KEJ 08:10, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Let's croak us some toads! Sorry, wrong rabbit. Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:05, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Jaxxon (+7)
"Never send a man out to do a rabbit's job."

- Jaxxon

Support

 * 1) --Eyrezer 01:34, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Who framed Jaxxon? KEJ 08:11, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Duck season! Wabbit theathon! Duck season! Wabbit theathon! Enochf
 * 4) Ozzel 06:05, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:07, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) --EthanS 15:08, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Cull Tremayne 23:51, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Lepus Carnivorus breeding (+3)
"Like my mother told all eighty of us kids&mdash;it'd never work out. Marry a nice girl from a nice burrow&hellip;"

- Jaxxon

Support

 * 1) --Eyrezer 01:34, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Nyah, what's up, doc? KEJ 08:12, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Silly rabbit Enochf 19:17, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Myn Donos (+3)
"Pretty. What do we blow up first?"

- Myn Donos to Wedge Antilles

For

 * 1) The Wraith Squadron motto is lovely isnt it-Rutdog
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:08, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) JMAS 04:46, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * I thought this had been done before, but it's not in the archive so nevermind.. -Fnlayson 05:19, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Canderous Ordo (+2)
"Don't pretend like you understand us. We Mandalorians are a breed apart."

- Canderous Ordo to Kreia

For

 * 1) If there is a typo, or an error please correct. Clark Kent300 23:24, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Ke nujurkadir sha Mando'ade! Don't mess with Mandalorians! Tracynsenaar 16:23, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Boba Fett (+2)
"One-Hundred... Two-Hundred... Three-Hundred!... You guys are going to make me rich!"

- Boba Fett

For

 * 1) Clark Kent300 23:40, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Tracynsenaar 16:21, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Poor kid... --Eyrezer 06:01, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Sounds like an alien Henny Youngman Enochf 09:48, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:09, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Cull Tremayne 23:52, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo (+7)
"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."

- Han Solo, recovering from carbon sickness

For

 * 1) Stupid hibernation sickness Enochf 09:48, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) But beware of the big dark blur. Blindness, impaired equilibrioception, a bad sense of humor. The dark blur of hibernation sickness, are they. If once you start down the dark blurry path, forever will it dominate your medical history! Lalala la 21:44, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) He should compare notes with Roni von Wasaki--Eyrezer 04:51, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Vintage. KEJ 10:15, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Vintage. Clark Kent300 21:07, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:10, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Cull Tremayne 23:53, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Darth Vader (+3)
"I have been guilty of overconfidence before. I will not be guilty again."

- Darth Vader, fighting Leia Organa on Mimban

For

 * 1) Yeah, um, let's get a tally going of what you're guilty of... Enochf 09:48, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:11, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Many, many times before. It's why you're half-machine, Captain Obvious!--Goodwood 00:22, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Spaghetti (+1)
"In short, being on Branth is about as pleasant as watching Jabba the Hutt eat spaghetti."

- Unknown

For

 * 1) --Eyrezer 04:50, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:12, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Guess that place won't be seeing much tourism.--Goodwood 00:24, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Mama mia, dat's a spicy meat-a-ball! Enochf 19:15, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Thann Mithric (+5)
"I am an ethical Jedi. I only twist people's minds in the line of duty."

- Thann Mithric

For

 * 1) --Eyrezer 23:55, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Allston ^_^ Enochf 12:45, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Nobody said it was an easy job. --ToRsO bOy 19:01, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Cull Tremayne 23:53, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Huh huhuh huh huhuhuh, he said "duty"...--Goodwood 00:25, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Muuuuuurgh 08:51, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) They had an interesting conversation, eh? KEJ 10:26, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Oh I'm sure they must be good...too bad none of them ever lived to reap those bennies.--Goodwood 00:26, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) It kinda features two or three quotable quotes, but none that really stand on their own ^_^ Enochf 11:00, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) * Why is Leia so mean to Chewie? What did he do to her?-Darth Homer 21:18, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Vintage. KEJ 11:44, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Cull Tremayne 00:43, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

Yoda (+5)
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

- Yoda, counseling young Anakin Skywalker to overcome his fear

For

 * 1) Some people hate this one, but c'mon, everybody knows it Enochf 11:03, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) True. Leialover229 04:31, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) (Almost) vintage. KEJ 12:28, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) TPM aint so bad. Thefourdotelipsis 22:33, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) (Almost) vintage. Clark Kent300 18:47, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Luke Skywalker (+6)
"I'm in a crippled ship running from an entire squadron of TIE fighters! Alone! Darn it -- there's never a Han Solo around when you need one!"

- Luke Skywalker, wishing for a last minute rescue

For

 * 1) --JMM 19:02, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) "Darn it"? Well, good sentiment Enochf 03:27, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) On your own, kid. KEJ 12:27, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) * --EthanS 14:50, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:15, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Golly! -- Ozzel 05:31, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) I think I have enough edits now to put my vote back. --EthanS 15:04, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) LtNOWIS 01:42, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:39, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

RC-1262 "Scorch" (+7)
"If we're all clones, why am I the only one with a sense of humor?"

- RC-1262, a.k.a. "Scorch"

For

 * 1) Maybe you're using "clone comedy," like Carlos Mencia Enochf 21:56, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) 'Cause you're special, Scorch. Tracynsenaar 15:59, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) --Eyrezer 05:37, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Lord Hydronium 05:41, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:39, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) LtNOWIS 00:02, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Darth Validus 01:34, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Jaina Solo (+3)
"I don't know who I am. I'm only sixteen."

- A young Jaina Solo

For

 * 1) Just ask Jacen, a few years can make a lot of difference Enochf 21:59, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) --Eyrezer 05:37, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Sweet little sixteen, she's got the grown up blues. Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:41, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Giga Hertz 00:05, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Bindo = vote. KEJ 11:42, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Mara Jade Skywalker (+1)
"Leave Ben out of it. If you so much as breathe on him, I'll skin you alive, and that's not a euphemism."

- Mara Jade Skywalker, protecting her son

For

 * 1) hmmm, I wonder what she'd do with a Jacen pelt... she is a fashonable woman. Maybe a nice coat or a lovely rug. Dark Lord Trayus 00:55, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

Comments
That grammar was a bit off so I fixed it accordingly. Giga Hertz 07:30, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

Napam (+4)
"I love the smell of blasters in the morning!"

- Anonymous

For

 * 1) It smells like victory! --Eyrezer 05:43, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:43, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) LtNOWIS 00:02, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Cull Tremayne 23:55, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Thrawn (+5)
"I encounter civilians like you all the time. You believe the Empire is continually plotting to do harm. Let me tell you, your view of the Empire is far too dramatic. The Empire is a government. It keeps billions of beings fed and clothed. Day after day, year after year, on thousands of worlds, people live their lives under Imperial rule without seeing a stormtrooper or hearing a TIE fighter scream overhead."

- Captain Thrawn explaining to Tash Arranda that her viewpoint of the Empire is not necessarily the correct one.

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 18:44, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Yeah, the last thing they saw was this huge new moon in orbit then BOOM! --ToRsO bOy 19:03, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) LtNOWIS 00:06, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Cull Tremayne 23:55, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) See? Even tactical and strategic geniuses can get bamboozled by effective propaganda.--Goodwood 00:30, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Aren't you glad they're not on your side? Enochf 02:29, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage. KEJ 11:45, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:46, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Nek Bwua'tu (+1)
"Infiltration alert. Seal all hatches, blast anything with six limbs, and dump all statuary down the nearest disposal chute. This is not a drill."

- Nek Bwua'tu, preparing his vessel for battle.

For

 * 1) GrandAdmiral 15:20, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

Xizor (+3)
"You see, to contend with Xizor is to lose. As far as any reasonable person is concerned, attacking me will also be judged a suicide."

- Prince Xizor lecturing an assassin before snapping his neck

For

 * 1) It's ZHEE-zor! Enochf 02:02, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) --Eyrezer 02:28, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:51, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) JMAS 20:16, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) --Eyrezer 02:28, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Mistrx75 05:31, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) It's great, see, the Sarlacc actually keeps you alive for a thousand years to be slowly digested Enochf 19:14, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) KEJ 11:47, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:52, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Cull Tremayne 23:56, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Thought for sure I'd find this one in the archive. But it wasn't, so here it is for nomination. - JMAS 20:16, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Sikon 05:14, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) You just can't have a proper discussion with an HK droid, can you? KEJ 11:48, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
 * Huh, didn't know there was a dialogue6 tag Lalala la 10:06, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:53, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) LtNOWIS 00:06, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) The HK-50s were never this chatty. Perhaps they fixed that bug.--Goodwood 00:33, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Errr..... KEJ 12:04, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Nice. - JMAS 04:31, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Haha, I can just imagine C-3PO saying all that Lalala la 10:09, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Delightfully bad. Cull Tremayne 23:57, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Oh my I do hope this is canon... :D --Goodwood 00:35, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Never trust a Gungan with bad grammar. KEJ 12:04, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) The truth comes out. Cull Tremayne 00:00, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Wow. Just wow.--Goodwood 00:36, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Oh God. Jar Jar bred. I'm scared. Tracynsenaar 00:41, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

C-3PO (+5)
"Don't try to blame me. I didn't ask you to turn on the thermal heater. I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess's chamber." [Artoo bleeps] "But it's supposed to be freezing. How we're going to dry out all her clothes, I really don't know." [Artoo bleeps] "Oh, switch off!"

- C-3PO talking to R2-D2 on the ice planet of Hoth

For

 * 1) This is one of those blink-and-you'll-miss-it 3PO moments Enochf 06:44, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Lalala la 10:11, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 12:00, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Vintage KEJ 19:50, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Lubed.--Goodwood 00:37, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Fixed some spelling Lalala la 17:43, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

C-3PO (+6)
"That malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault. He tricked me into going this way."

- C-3PO, complaining about R2-D2 while lost in the Dune Sea

For

 * 1) Step one: assign blame. Step two: whine about it. Enochf 06:50, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Lalala la 10:11, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 12:01, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Vintage. KEJ 19:55, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 07:05, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Cull Tremayne 23:59, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Lalala la 05:24, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) --Eyrezer 09:23, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

Saun Dann (+1)
"How are my favorite Wookiees today? Why all the long hairy faces?"

- Saun Dann, visiting Mallatobuck and family

For

 * 1) Enochf 08:50, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Etain Tur-Mukan (+2)
"They [clone commandos] were a mass of contradictions. They washed their clothing and they shaved and cooked and generally conducted themselves like well-behaved, well-educated Padawans. Then they went out and blew up installations and cracked bad jokes."

- Etain Tur-Mukan, musing about Omega Squad on Qiilura

For

 * 1) Cortle Steeze 09:50, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Tracynsenaar 00:45, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Wasn't totally sure whether to attribute this to Etain or Narrator. Cortle Steeze 09:50, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Wasn't Etain thinking that? I'd go for Etain.Tracynsenaar 00:45, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

RC-1309 (+3)
"There's three things you should never believe - weather forecasts, the canteen menu, and intel."

- RC-1309 ("Niner")

For

 * 1) Cortle Steeze 09:50, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Tracynsenaar 00:47, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Known-unknowns and unknown-unknowns Enochf 01:24, 4 September 2007 (UTC)