Therm Scissor Punch

Therm Scissor Punch is a minor character in the upcoming film, Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018). He looks like if Larry the Lobster contracted full-body herpes from a chromosomally challenged blob-fish.

He is popular in the Star Wars community for having the worst name in the history of Star Wars, even beating Zuckuss, which sounds a lot like "suck ass," which Therm Scissor Punch will undoubtedly do to Chewbacca in his upcoming debut in Solo.

Unfortunately, Wookieepedia won't let me upload any images of this horrid excuse of a character, so you will have to resort to Google Images to find images of Therm, although I must warn you that they may be disturbing to some of the younger viewers.

Therm Scissor Punch is a member of an unknown species of crustacean-like invertebrates, and a little known fact, has the lowest brain-to-body-weight ratio of any alien creature in the Star Wars universe. Therm is capable of understandable but rather simple Basic, usually talking like a caveman on bathsalts when engaged in conversation.

He is 400 years old and still a virgin because nobody wants to knock that nasty ass up. His mother and father abandoned him on a junk planet when he was just 2 weeks old. It was there he was forced to fend for himself. He often resorted to stealing or begging for food, but begging wasn't the most effective strategy because anyone who saw him ran away instantly. After the rise of the Galactic Empire, Therm was taken under the wing of Dooshbaggius Saggeetihts. Dooshbaggius molested Therm, however, and Therm ran away and somehow landed a role in Solo.