Statutes of Aargau

The sacred Statutes of Aargau were the three principle laws enforced on Aargau. Violation of any of the three was considered a capital offense. All visitors to the planet were required to be familizarized with the Statutes. The Statutes were as follows:

''On Aargau these crimes are punishable by immediate execution.

1. The unlawful removal of precious metals.

2. The unlawful possession of weapons by non-citizens. (Conversely, it is unlawful for citizens to be unarmed.)

3. Wilfully conspiring to defraud, discredit or deceive the Bank of Aargau.