User:Gonk

"Gonk. Gonk. Gonk ko kyenga see."

- the Gonkian phrase that cannot legally be translated as per Baobab Security Directive 51-C

Gonk is a Wookieepedian who has, in one form or another, been a Wookieepedian since early January 2007. Gonk moves slowly on account of his stubby, poorly articulated legs.

As you will quickly learn if you interact with Gonk on Wookieepedia IRC, there isn't much in this (or any) crazy universe that Gonk takes terribly seriously, but Wookieepedia's accuracy and quality is an exception.

Please enjoy Gonk's Happy Caption Page or, for those of you with a slightly less merry disposition, Gonk's Occasional Rant Page.

Gonk is also the founder of Darthipedia, the English Star Wars Humor Wiki. Note: Gonk is not the same person as the Wikipedian whose username is also Gonk.

Stuff to Which I Contributed Significantly

 * Luskin Exovar
 * Exovar's Emporium
 * Carosi XII
 * Star Explorer
 * Elrood

To-Do List

 * Elrood Sector
 * Garnib
 * Joralla
 * Neftali
 * Odanni
 * Pfilbee Jhorn image

Wookieepedian Quotes
"This user opposes slavery and supports the liberation of all Twi'lek females in my bed. The galaxy, I mean. The galaxy in my bed."

- Enochf

"Accents and dialects are not genetic!"

- KEJ

"Since when is old Wookiees masturbating a part of Star Wars?"

- Roron Corobb on The Star Wars Holiday Special

"The Rebels may give you honor, but the Empire gives you money."

- Commander Jake's dream

"Remember, it's not Star Wars without incest."

- Darth Culator

"A communications disruption could mean only one thing...idiots."

- Lord Hydronium

Other Relevant Quotes
"Remember that to change thy opinion and to follow him who corrects thy error is as consistent with freedom as it is to persist in thy error."

- Marcus Aurelius

"Wikipedia functions much like an iceberg: for every page of supposedly factual information one sees peeking out, hidden below are countless thousands of pages on debate, argument, and vandalism."

- Uncyclopedia

"Any trawl of Wikipedia reveals that this is not a democracy, but a self-selecting oligarchy. [...] The space devoted to the glamour model Jordan's breast implants is as long as the entire entry for the Yi language, spoken by 6.6 million Chinese."

- Ben MacIntyre

"I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me."

- "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey

The Final Word on All Things Star Wars
Gonk.