User:MarcK

Quote of the Undisclosed Amount of Time

 * "Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God I'm so depressed."


 * &mdash; Marvin, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Hello.

I'm Steven Loyd, more commonly known as Marc Kingston, even more commonly known as MarcK, and occasionally known as Boris. On the right is a picture of whatever comic, game or book happens to be on its way from Amazon, eBay or whatever source was convenient at the time. Also be sure to check out my blog on starwars.com, The Unfashionable End of the Western Spiral Arm of the Galaxy. Fan tested, peep approved.

Now, I need to put a bit more text here to make this page look nice, so I'll tell you a bit about myself, all of which is completely true, and any attempt to say otherwise is considered sacrilege in most countries. I was born in Awesometown, Pennsylvania to Vin Diesel and Jodie Foster, whom I would beat regularly just to show them who's boss. When I was 12 I moved out of the house and went to Alaska to learn how to make orange juice. In about six years I became the greatest orange squeezer in all of North America. I also learned to knit sweaters from my great grandmother Gert Opeaos;jagh. Unfortunately she was killed when a deer hit her going 88 miles per hour, causing it to be transported to 1885 soon after.

My Star Wars Collection
This is quite simply a listing of the various Star Wars comics, novels, video games, magazines, bath towels etc. that I own. To the right is an image of my most recently obtained item.

Continuity items

 * Tales of the Jedi: The Golden Age of the Sith (TPB, #0, #1, #2, #3, #4, #5)
 * Tales of the Jedi: The Fall of the Sith Empire (TPB, #1, #2, #3, #4, #5)
 * Tales of the Jedi: Knights of the Old Republic (TPB, #1, #2, #3, #4, #5)
 * Tales of the Jedi: The Freedon Nadd Uprising (TPB, #1, #2)
 * Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
 * Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
 * Lego Star Wars: The Video Game
 * Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace DVD
 * Star Wars: The Clone Wars
 * Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope DVD
 * Star Wars: Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike Demo Disc
 * Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back DVD
 * Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi DVD
 * Vector Prime
 * Dark Tide I: Onslaught
 * Dark Tide II: Ruin

Other items

 * The following are in chronological order as to when I obtained them


 * Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Strategy Guide
 * Replica Count Dooku lightsaber
 * Replica Anakin Skywalker lightsaber (it changes colors)
 * Star Wars Galaxy (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13)
 * 4 posters obtained from Star Wars Galaxy
 * A group of X-wings flying towards the Death Star
 * Cover art of Star Wars Galaxy #12, featuring Princess Leia
 * Cover art of Star Wars Galaxy #9, featuring Palpatine
 * The Millennium Falcon and Outrider exploring Gall in search of Boba Fett


 * The New Essential Guide to Vehicles and Vessels

Vaguely Interesting Contributions I've Made to Wookieepedia

 * Full list of contributions; over 4,500


 * List of Jedi
 * List of Wookiees
 * List of droids
 * Star Wars Galaxy Magazine issues
 * Much of Tales of the Jedi
 * Fixing all links to Empire (over 100 at one point)
 * Re-organizing the Comics category
 * Much of Star Wars Tales
 * Pretty much all of Category:Music
 * Wookieepedian of the Month, October 2005 (not yet made official)