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Anakin Solo is dead
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 13:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1)  StarNeptune Talk to me! 06:57, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) He is alive. I don't care what you say. [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) Waste of a good character. Joker1138 ( Mandalore ) [[Image:MandalorianSymbol.jpg|25px]] 14:37, 8 January 2007 (UTS)
 * 2) I was slightly upset when they killed Chewbacca, but this was pushing it.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 15:43, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Actually, this just made Chewbacca's death all for naught in my opinion. -- SFH 17:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Excuse me while I rant and rave. - S olus  (Bird of Pre  y)  22:01, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Sniff. Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  02:38, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Wasted a good character. *sighs* Jaina Solo ( Goddess Stuff ) [[Image:Jainasolosig.gif |25px]] 13:26, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Worst decision in the history of the Eu! Utah 23:02, 9 January 2007

"Are you an angel?"
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 18:22, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) I'm fairly certain I just died inside. Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 07:01, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Bucket on standby. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:07, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Jst try that line in a disco, Ani. KEJ 17:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) Even 9 year olds should know what angels look like. :-P ShadowLaguna 15:23, January 9 2007 (DMT+12)
 * 2) Fail. Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  02:38, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Thanos6 12:10, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) It's not that bad when Anakin says it... But Atton? Come on, guys...  Totema  [[Image:Mandoinsignia.jpg|20px]] Comlink Frequency 03:24, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Boba Fett escaped the Sarlacc... twice

 * 1) Why can't those crazy EUers just let people rest in peace? KEJ 19:27, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Kuralyov 22:59, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) STAY DEAD! Enochf 23:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) No problem with him escaping once, but going back for more is just stupid. Green Tentacle (Talk) 09:37, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) The sarlacc ate him. I guess i can deal with one, but two? Chack Jadson 02:14, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Captain Obvious

 * 1) Can't say anything about his piloting skills, though.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 14:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Ric Olié: "Coruscant...the capital of the Republic...the entire planet is one big city." Me: "O RLY?"  Totema  [[Image:Mandoinsignia.jpg|20px]] Comlink Frequency 01:33, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Carth Onasi

 * 1) What an annoying whining dork. KEJ 19:07, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Chewbacca's dead
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 13:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Nooooooooo!!! Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) JMAS 06:41, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) No matter how many "so called" canon sources state this, he did not die. Plain and simple...he did not die. [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) A stupid idea plane and symple. Joker1138 ( Mandalore ) [[Image:MandalorianSymbol.jpg|25px]] 14:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) I took real offense at the "we killed the family dog" comment. -- SFH 17:31, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Chewie will NEVAH die!!!! KEJ 17:52, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Chewies decendants are as great in my incomplete story, although it doesn't make up for his death
 * 5) He really shouldn't have been killed off but it is still a cool way to die, having a moon fall on you Darth Revan
 * 6) I refuse to believe. Chack Jadson 20:38, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Leader 02:31, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 8)  Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  02:39, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) No...that's not true! That's impossible! .... NOOOOOOOOO! No! Sir You Know My Name, N.K.-S.R.T. 06:58, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Cindel Towani from Caravan of Courage

 * 1) Eeee, eighties hair. All that's missing is a boom box playing "Let's Get Physical" Enochf 08:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) At least they're not playing "My Obsession"...and what's with the sunglasses?!?--Goodwood 17:37, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) GAH! Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  02:44, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) [[Image:Implogo.jpg|20px]] 00:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) I guess it makes sense that she's in a movie about Ewoks, considered that she looks like one.  Totema  [[Image:Mandoinsignia.jpg|20px]] Comlink Frequency 03:09, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Coleman Trebor's death
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 22:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Come on, no Jedi would fall for that. KEJ 22:27, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) [[Image:Implogo.jpg|20px]] 00:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Cato Neimoidia 03:30, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Continuity conflicts

 * 1) ...especially those that seem to deliberately disregard canonical continuity. KEJ 22:41, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Kuralyov 22:59, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Karpyshyn...I'm looking at you. .  .  .  .  23:41, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) [[Image:Implogo.jpg|20px]] 00:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

crazy EU writers (does not mean all EU writers)

 * 1) i really don't like some stories, and even worse is when these stories are officialy accepted by lucasfilm 17:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Crimson Jack's "swimsuit"

 * 1) The character's okay, but does he have to wear a Flash Gordon style swimsuit?KEJ 22:38, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Why does he look like Aquaman? Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  02:40, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Marvel Star Wars. 'Nuff said.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 13:15, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) [[Image:Implogo.jpg|20px]] 00:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

The Crystal Star

 * 1) Come on people...this is the epitome of lame.  StarNeptune Talk to me! 07:10, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Yeah, I usually like Vonda McIntyre, but... no ^_^ Enochf 07:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) If I could remove a book from canon, this would be the one. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:10, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Too trekkie for Star Wars. Also just plain lame. Vykk 00:46, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

The Darksaber

 * 1) Come on... if the Hutts don't have enough money to make something high-quality, then they should just forget about making a superweapon, instead of cutting corners.  Totema  [[Image:Mandoinsignia.jpg|20px]] Comlink Frequency 01:24, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
 * Wow, it looks like a-- "Johnson! We've got an unidentified object on the scope. It seems to resemble a--" "Wang! Pay attention!" Enochf 01:39, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Dark Empire

 * 1) Awful in so many ways. --  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 17:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) We need an idea for a Star Wars story...I know! We'll bring back Palpy not once, but twice! And give him some brand-new superweapons too!--Goodwood 17:32, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) How disgustingly deframptititious Mmmpieisgood 19:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4)  Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Communications Relay  23:55, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Darth Krayt
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 22:59, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Unimaginative moniker. Looks like something out of Conan the Barbarian! KEJ 22:18, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) How Original. .  .  .  .  22:26, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 13:26, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

The Death of Mace Windu

 * 1) He was, like, the only thing that could have possibly saved Episode II! And they kill him like that? With Hayden? Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  03:33, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Dolph/Kueller

 * 1) Go back to Castle Greyskull, please. KEJ 22:24, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Whoa... can't add to that, 'nuff said Enochf 22:41, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) *Wait, wait, I got one: I... have... the POWER! UN-LIM-I-TED POWAAAAAAAH! Enochf 23:05, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Kueller De'Vil, Kueller De'Vil, If he doesn't scare you, no evil thing will... .  .  .  .  23:37, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5)  Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  03:28, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Droid factory sequence in Episode II

 * 1) Nintendo platform game, anyone? KEJ 18:10, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Resulted in the 3PO/battle droid hybrid nonsense. So damn stupid! Green Tentacle (Talk) 18:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) LOL that pic is too perfect Enochf 18:17, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Leader 02:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Ebareebaveebeedee

 * 1) Lamest name evah! Themelle444 18:59, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2)  Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  02:43, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) How do you even pronounce it? E...ba-*explodes*  Totema  [[Image:Mandoinsignia.jpg|20px]] Comlink Frequency 03:07, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Episode II

 * 1) Surely the lamest part of the hexology. KEJ 22:09, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Ugh...I will say, I loved TPM...but this thing stinks. The DVD menus are more entertaining. .  .  .  .  23:43, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Leader 02:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Episode II love story

 * 1) It really sucked for a love story :(
 * 2) Dialogue that could keep a campfire burning for weeks Enochf 18:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) I though I'd already voted for this. Let's face it, it's the most unconvincing romance evah! KEJ 22:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Leader 02:31, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Would have been better if he'd sliced the fruit with his lightsaber. Green Tentacle (Talk) 09:42, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Thanos6 12:11, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

EU Minimalism

 * 1) From 8km ECSD's to 3 million "Grand Armies", all around it's resulted in making SW completely non epic and unrealistic. Lord Patrick 08:21, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Minimalism is just a crutch for people who are unable or unwilling to comprehend the vastness of the universe. Darth Culator  (Talk)(Kills) 13:42, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Just like how the Republic/Imperial Senate had only 1,024 seats for that number of senators? Please! If an Empire can have twenty-five thousand ImpStars at one time, why can't the CIS have a quadrillion battle droids?--Goodwood 16:31, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Even though I consider myself a fan, I agree that EU minimalism can have a negative effect. KEJ 17:54, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Kuralyov 18:52, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Chack Jadson 20:38, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Sir You Know My Name, N.K.-S.R.T. 07:00, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Last I checked, this was still a galaxy and things should actually have galaxy-sized consequences. Something a few over the years ignored for the sake of "zomg six ISDs are threatening all existance!!11" :( VT-16 08:19, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) The first massive war between the Republic and the Sith only lasted a year! Green Tentacle (Talk) 09:46, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 10) Thanos6 12:12, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 11) Utah 23:04, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

EU soap opera

 * 1) Everybody's related to each other somehow... it's like a soap opera. KEJ 22:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) *ahem..."I am your father"..."Leia is my sister". It's not EU restricted, you know. .  .  .  .  23:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Ewoks beat stormtroopers

 * 1) That wouldn't happen to FORDO!! Enochf 22:38, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Or ALPHA!! Or CODY, for that matter!! Sir You Know My Name, N.K.-S.R.T. 07:01, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) [[Image:Implogo.jpg|20px]] 00:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) I agree. I mean really, the Empire! Darth Vader! Palpatine! All the military! And the Death Star, were all outsmarted by a bunch of.....talking...teddy bears! >_< 20:42, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

The fall of another icon (Jacen Solo)

 * 1) As though one go-around wasn't enough, we have to have a repeat of thw whole prequal cycle of the 'tragic hero'. If I rolled my eyes any further they'd fall out.--Goodwood 14:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) They've ruined one of my favorite characters&hellip;by recycling the plot from the prequels. -- SFH 17:40, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Kinda heavy-handed, ruined Han's character, and his new Darth name is probably gonna be a new lamest nominee Enochf 18:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) So sad. Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  03:19, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Tinwe 14:19, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Fode and Beed

 * Oh, that's gotta hurt! Enochf 06:11, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) You're absolutely right. KEJ 17:53, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Leader 02:32, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

The Galaxy Gun

 * 1) Lamest weapon of mass destruction ever Enochf 06:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 15:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Well, the name's lame. KEJ 17:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Lol, the Hutts don't have a big enough budget to make a real Death Star, so they cut corners. Wait, I'm thinking of something else. Still a lame excuse for a superweapon, though.  Totema  [[Image:Mandoinsignia.jpg|20px]] Comlink Frequency 01:09, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Greedo shot first

 * 1) Nice aim, pedunkey Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Don't mess with the classics. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) He couldn't even shoot an alephant in a corridor without missing. KEJ 18:11, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Han was a scoundrel. He shot first. - JMAS 18:59, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5)  StarNeptune Talk to me! 19:05, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Leader 02:33, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Greedo fails. And not just at life. Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  03:20, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) I can agree with this. &mdash;  SparqMan  Talk 21:28, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Grievous

 * 1) This will probably get me ostracized, but I can't stand that walking heap of junk. KEJ 21:57, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Ditto. And he is a droid. Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  02:40, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Thanos6 12:13, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Hayden Christensen in Return of the Jedi

 * 1) That's just wrong. KEJ 18:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) I can accept that he ruined Anakin in the Prequel trilogy, but dammit leave the original trilogy ALONE!! Darth Revan
 * 3) Kuralyov 18:53, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Ghost Anakin: "You're holding me back!" Ghost Obi-Wan: "Oh, shut up, you teen-idol twerp!" Enochf 18:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) JMAS 19:01, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) I can't believe I overlooked this one. Mistrx75
 * 7) No means no! ShadowLaguna 15:26, 9 January 2007 (DMT+12)
 * 8) Leader 02:33, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) At least he stopped short of adding Jar Jar. Green Tentacle (Talk) 09:50, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 10) Thanos6 12:13, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 11) Tinwe 14:20, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 12) Vykk 00:48, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Hohass Ekwesh

 * 1) Of all the campy aliens... and this one isn't even from the seventies. KEJ 19:17, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 23:27, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Leader 02:34, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) HORSEMAN! And, by any chance, did anyone notice his name? HohASS? Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  03:27, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Hoojibs

 * 1) Energy-eating hamsters! KEJ 02:30, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

"I don't like sand"

 * 1) Cyrano de Bergerac he ain't Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) You'd think he would have learned to "embrace the true grit" or somesuch.--Goodwood 17:34, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Anakin has the lamest pick-up lines evah! Worst thing is, they worked. KEJ 17:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Yawgmoth 04:57, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

"I truly, deeply, love you"

 * 1) Not very convincing, yet so lame. I truly, deeply, have to puke... KEJ 22:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Kinda overlaps with other nominations ^_^ but my God, Anakin and Padmé were sooooooo bad in that movie Enochf 22:12, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Pretty much every line could be nominated. Green Tentacle (Talk) 09:50, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Pass the emesis basin. - JMAS 21:16, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

"It's a trap!"

 * 1) Used to be a pretty funny quote, but its meme status just ruined it. Whenever I see one of them I just get sick.  Totema  [[Image:Mandoinsignia.jpg|20px]] Comlink Frequency 05:54, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * Oh, God. You have no idea how many times I had to remove that as his lead-in quote. My God! -- SFH 05:57, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Jar Jar Binks

 * 1) Too easy? OK, but the point still needs to be made Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) If only I could vote more than once. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:14, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) As much as the 9-year-old Anakin ruined the feeling of the Naboo space battle, Jar Jar ruined the ground battle. At least the lightsaber fight scenes were uninterrupted - TopAce 19:28, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) -- Wild yoda - talk - contribs -[[Image:Yoda_cartoon.jpg|20px]] 21:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Leader 02:35, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Themelle444 16:40, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) [[Image:Implogo.jpg|20px]] 00:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

The Jedi Exile gender dispute

 * 1) "No! The Exile can't be female! The player owns the character, so LFL can't canonize the gender!" Hilarity ensues. - Sikon 11:01, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) LFL can do whatever the Hell it wants when it comes to Star Wars. Shut up and go away!-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 13:15, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 14:07, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) The Exile is female, you sexist jerks. Get over it, or get off this site. -- SFH 17:33, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Damn straight. Green Tentacle (Talk) 19:20, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Per Darth Oblivion. -- Yoshi  626 [[Image:Yoshiegg.jpg|20px]] 20:43, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Jedi Prince series

 * 1) I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT! Themelle444 18:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Only redeeming feature is Killer RoboLeia-2000!!! Enochf 18:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Craaaaaaaaaaaap.Lord Patrick 21:25, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Crappier than all crapdom. Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  02:43, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) CRRRAAAAAPPP!!!! Sir You Know My Name, N.K.-S.R.T. 07:03, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Bounty Hunter Ko-Zap 15:29, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) [[Image:Implogo.jpg|20px]] 00:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Jedi vs. Sith

 * 1) What is this, Lord of the Rings with lightsabers? Puhlease! KEJ 22:21, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

KOTOR II didn’t have an ending

 * 1) What happened with the robots? Where's Bao-Dur? What's going on? Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Kuralyov 06:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Imp 06:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 06:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) QuentinGeorge 09:33, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:15, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 15:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Ruined the game completely. KEJ 17:57, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) It makes you certain that there's gonna be a third game with both Revan and the Exile (which would be AWESOME!) but so far No Game! Darth Revan
 * 10) Krap of the Old Republic! Sir You Know My Name, N.K.-S.R.T. 07:05, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 11) I enjoyed the game, but an ending really would have been nice. I now await a kickass next-gen sequel.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 13:15, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 12) i had thought that this game is going to be better then kotor1. unfortunately that game had no end... i hate lucasarts for it!!!--Petrz 16:53, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 13) Better gameplay does not a better game make. The plot must be finished as well. Vykk 00:52, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Lak Sivrak removed from the cantina scene
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 22:10, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Leave the poor doggie alone! KEJ 18:41, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) Leader 02:36, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Lucas Bashers

 * 1) Grow up. It's just a film. .  .  .  .  03:39, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Boom. Fourdot speaks the truth. Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  04:00, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Nothing's perfectYawgmoth 04:59, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) They and movie purists can, in the words of William Shatner "get a life!".Lord Patrick 05:40, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) True... but gushers are just as intolerable. KEJ 09:52, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Just a movie.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 13:15, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) He created it, he owns it, he can tweak it as much as he sees fit. Get over it. - JMAS 21:19, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Lucas Gushers

 * 1) I don't know who's worse, gushers or bashers. You just can't discuss with gushers, because they accuse you of being a basher if there's just the tiniest bit you don't like. KEJ 09:56, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Annoying as Hell.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 13:15, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Luke Skywalker's color changing lightsaber on the Falcon (Ep. IV DVD)

 * 1) This was positively horrid! - JMAS 07:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * OK, that's lame Enochf 07:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Anything Mandalorian/Fett

 * 1) Kuralyov 06:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) QuentinGeorge 09:32, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Marvel Star Wars

 * 1) One of the all-time lows in canon history. Dreck! (Then again, I already have a notoriously low opinion of 'the comics'...)--Goodwood 16:07, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Introduced some very lame species and characters. Laughable titles.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 16:12, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) GAG Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  02:45, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) [[Image:Implogo.jpg|20px]] 00:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Masters of Teräs Käsi

 * 1) Honestly, Han Solo versus Chewbacca? KEJ 18:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) "FINISH HIM!" (vwing!) "I shouldn't have done that. It's not the Jedi way." Enochf 22:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Game is just... bad. Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  03:18, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Maul resurrection stories

 * 1) C'mon let him rest in peace, will ya? KEJ 18:23, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 18:25, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Never liked them, even when they were N-canon. Now that they're canon, I hate it. - TopAce 19:24, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * Only one is canon.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 22:47, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) STAY DEAD! Enochf 23:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) DIE DIE DIE! Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  04:01, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) More chances for him to look cool, say nothing and die easily. Green Tentacle (Talk) 09:53, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) i think that it is better for him to be dead Petrz 16:47, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Necrosis
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 19:24, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Only thing lamer than Grievous. KEJ 19:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) [[User:Roron Corobb|Roron Corobb ]] Talk 18:26, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Killed Chewbacca and Anakin Solo, made Han an alcoholic, Jacen an indecisive whimp/cold hearted bastard thingy, gave Jaina a death wish, started retconning everything in the Bantam era as a prelude to it, devastated most of the best planets in the Galaxy, Borsk Fey'lya was Chief of State, Vergere in general&hellip;what spice were these authors on? -- SFH 17:40, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 17:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * Yep, they really managed to ruin the Star Wars universe completely with that load of poodoo. KEJ 18:00, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Tell the Vong to go take over Waru's and the bugs' galaxy. [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) I don't have words to describe this abomination. Chack Jadson 20:38, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) It's so lame I won't even thenk of think of reading it. YOU KILLED ANAKIN SOLO!! I'm done. - S olus  (Bird of Pre  y)  22:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Clones of Palpatine

 * 1) That's just SO lame. KEJ 18:37, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 18:38, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Same with Darth Maul clones. But only if his clones were as powerful and long-living as the original. - TopAce 19:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) STAY DEAD! Enochf 23:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

"Phenomes"?

 * No, they're called phonemes, you stupid spoiled Jedi princess. KEJ 19:00, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) See? I'm not the only one ticked off by that! (I still love you Jennifer Hale ^_^) Enochf 19:01, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Picard is quasi-canon

 * 1) Make it not so Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) We can't go there. -- Riffsyphon1024 06:09, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 06:51, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) JMAS 06:54, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) The line must be drawn here! KEJ 17:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) "They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no farther, and I WILL MAKE THEM PAY for what they've done!"--Goodwood 20:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Chack Jadson 20:40, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) Yawgmoth 05:01, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 10) Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) [[Image:Implogo.jpg|20px]] 00:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

R2-D2 can fly now

 * 1) No. He. Can't. Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) So can the Daleks. Apparently. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:17, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Why? Why, oh George, why? KEJ 18:01, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Well, he never did it in the OT so why can he do it now? ShadowLaguna 15:33, 9 January 2007 (DMT+12)
 * 5) Leader 02:36, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Republic which has stood for... a thousand years?

 * 1) Dammit Lucas Enochf 07:14, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Retcon-allicious! Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 07:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Purist fodder.Lord Patrick 09:02, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Gotta love it when he contradicts himself. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:18, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5)  Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 15:43, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) No... two plus two makes four. No, listen to me, four! KEJ 18:02, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Thanos6 12:15, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Tinwe 14:23, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) It's like that guy who said the Sun's been around for about 300 years. :D  Totema  [[Image:Mandoinsignia.jpg|20px]] Comlink Frequency 01:14, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

"Revan never really fell"

 * 1) Yeah, the friggin Dark Lord of the Sith was really a nice guy who wanted to save the galaxy. This idiocy probably inspired Vader's OOCness on Manaan. Lord Patrick 08:23, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) QuentinGeorge 09:32, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Revan fell. Period. Sikon 15:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) He brought the galaxy to its knees and killed thousands but he meant well. Green Tentacle (Talk) 09:56, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Rule of Two

 * 1) Military strategy that ranks with General Custer Enochf 06:32, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Sikon 15:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Given that Sith have a habit of killing each other, it does seem foolish. Green Tentacle (Talk) 09:57, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

sabberrealisticcombat isn't a default setting

 * 1) Imagine how much cooler the games would be if saberrealistic combat was a default setting. KEJ 18:34, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Especially since it doesn't seem to work on my game :( Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  03:21, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Ssfutt

 * 1) Shadday Potkin'a line is, if possible, the lamest line evah! Does she really have to explain what's going on to Darth Vader in such detail? KEJ 19:22, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Serves her right. She got her neck snapped just for being cocky. -- Riffsyphon1024 07:29, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Star Trek versus Star Wars
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 22:10, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * Yes, the Empire controls a whole galaxy and has planet-exploding weapons, while the Federation controls bits of a galaxy and only has weapons that will reboot a biosphere. Yes, you can extrapolate hard numbers via physical analysis and vigorous hand-waving to determine comparative firepower and shield strength.  Explain to me again what added insight this gives into the storylines or themes explored by either franchise? Or why we can't watch both? &mdash;Silly Dan (talk) 21:59, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) I watch both... KEJ 22:05, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) [[User:Roron Corobb|Roron Corobb ]] Talk 15:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) What a POS. -- Riffsyphon1024 06:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) There's good bits, but... jeez, Jefferson Starship? Weird hologram clowns? Like 15 minutes of Wookiee dialogue? Enochf 09:05, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Even GL thought this thing was crap. Unit 8311 11:12, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) An hour and a half of my life I'll never get back. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:19, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Since when is old Wookiees masturbating a part of Star Wars? [[User:Roron Corobb|Roron Corobb ]] Talk 13:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) What a POC. .  .  .  .  06:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) Just something about it I don’t like. Joker1138 ( Mandalore ) [[Image:MandalorianSymbol.jpg|25px]] 14:35, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Most. Darths. Ever. Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 14:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 15:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Because. Sikon 15:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Try thinking up some better names for the Force's sake. -- SFH 17:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Future Darths are apparently pretty lame. KEJ 18:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7)  Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Communications Relay  23:11, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

SuperShadow
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 18:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Comments are not even necessary. KEJ 18:29, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 18:35, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) *This is not a vote. Why even give this moron the satisfaction of recognition? - JMAS 19:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) We gave him that when we made him a featured article. -- SFH 19:11, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) I actually believed that stuff once!!!!!!--The All-knowing Sith&#39;ari 19:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) One of the few things I agree with on this page.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 19:51, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Once again, no words needed. Chack Jadson 20:40, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Lord Patrick 22:14, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Definitely. -- Yoshi  626 [[Image:Yoshiegg.jpg|20px]] 22:28, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) Green Tentacle (Talk) 23:02, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 10) Leader 02:39, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 11) Well, we know what the lamest thing is hands down now. Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  02:46, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 12) Since he's already got the undeserved recognition. - JMAS 21:22, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 13) Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) [[Image:Implogo.jpg|20px]] 00:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Therefore I Am: The Tale of IG-88

 * 1) Worst attempt at retconning evah! And taking over the second Death Star? Puhlease! KEJ 22:54, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Leader 02:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Utter slop! - JMAS 21:25, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Toongs

 * 1) Too silly to be taken seriously, too ugly to be a stuffed toy, what use are they? Enochf 11:31, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Tromes

 * 1) Golly, Papa Trome, we're all Tromey and dancing a Trome Dance, look, there' Tromette and Brainy Trome! Enochf 22:53, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) They're from the Ewoks cartoon. 'Nuff said.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 13:15, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) They're hilarious looking, yet really stupid. Chack Jadson 02:14, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Vader is emo

 * 1) Why did the master of evil have to become pathetically emo. KEJ 19:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Leader 02:40, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Thanos6 12:16, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Waru

 * 1) "C-3PO looks at Waru and asks, 'WTF'?" WTF, indeed.  StarNeptune Talk to me! 19:15, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Sod off back to your own dimension. Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:00, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Whaladon

 * 1) Just the name that's lame. KEJ 02:36, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Vergere as a Sith?

 * 1) Make up your minds... they were clearly toying around in the New Republic & NJO with "Force isn't good or bad" dogma (like in Jedi Academy) then do a 180, WTF Enochf 18:36, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Vergere alone just sucks. Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  03:24, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Agree with Enochf. --Tinwe 13:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

A Vote for the lamest thing ever in Star Wars

 * 1) Definitely lame.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron[[Image:Oldsith.png|30px]] 20:08, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Hooray for meta-votes. 8) &mdash;Silly Dan (talk) 22:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Lame is lame - \\Captain Kwenn// &mdash; Ahoy! 22:24, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) LtNOWIS 00:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) We really do need to get lives. -- SFH 01:50, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Indeed. Oh well, too bad. Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  02:42, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Yea this is pretty bad. -- Riffsyphon1024 07:26, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) I'm proud to be lame. I will continue to be lame. Hence I cast a vote that implies that I'm lame. KEJ 09:54, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) I think the whole thing is lame. Acetaminophen
 * 10) Hello, my name is Aaron and I'm a Star Wars addict. - JMAS 21:26, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 11) LOL. Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) [[Image:Implogo.jpg|20px]] 00:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 12) I'm lame and I'm proud. Chack Jadson 02:14, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 13) Hooray for self-contradiction! *screeches*  Totema  [[Image:Mandoinsignia.jpg|20px]] Comlink Frequency 03:11, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Yaddle's absence from AOTC, and subsequent EU death.

 * 1) "Too expensive to animate"? This is coming from a guy who inserts CGI into the OT at every opportunity, and assembles enormous fleets in ROTS with it? Come on, let the green babe live! Lord Patrick 08:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Yuuzhan Vong

 * 1) We got our asses kicked by extras from Diablo II? Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) -1000 for reminding me too much of Islam, screwing up important worlds (Thank you very bloody much) and being an epitome of the biotech meme. Lord Patrick 09:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)


 * 1)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 15:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) that's not star wars but some kind of unsuccesful B sci/fi. i don't like that the writers have the power to so hardly influence star wars timeline. Petrz 18:36, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) One could say the same for Christian zealotry, but one won't go there for the sake of civility. The point stands -- bad concept, okay execution with a few shining moments and depths of dreck.--Goodwood 16:38, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Plain stupid. Worst idea evah! KEJ 18:05, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Teh Vong are teh suckage. They killed Chewie and Anakin Solo, for God's sake! And defaced thousands of planets! Commander Jorrel Fraajic [[Image:Insignia.jpg|20px]] Communications Relay  02:42, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * Oh, I had a bad feeling when I saw the cover of Vector Prime. It just went down hill from there. -- SFH 23:13, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Ugh. Decent idea in theory, poor execution. Chack Jadson 02:14, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Zuckass

 * 1) I think they did it on purpose, when they spelled his name wrong in Marvel. I mean Zuck-ass!! KEJ 02:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)