User talk:Darth Cow

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Hey
Hey! Nice user page! Also, was the one with Anakin, then Darth Vader a wallpaper? I think I've seen it on the web somewhere... Anyways, I have a wikicities account for the Weird Al Wiki, so I'm signed in as myself. Catch ya later! Bluebry Muffin 17:57, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Images
I insist that you cease uploading random non-Star Wars images to add to your user page. I also request that you do not delete content on your talk page. It is here for others to see your actions and user comments. -- Riffsyphon1024 03:27, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

See my page!
Hey. Its me Ampi. For proof, I'll say this "In the shower" PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! So check out my Uncyclopedia userpage and click the new messages link on the top. I changed it. I haven't created an account here so it will appear as 67.Someting.

Yep. I know it's you.

Template:HC
I just realized, you used my template for the Huge Collection infobox. Cool! Lt. 1993 20:51, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

That test
Hey again. It's me Ampi. For proof, I'll say this "Oramzi" PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! So remember that test advisories took on Thursday in college? Well, I won! You know, now I go on to the district test. If you still don't understand what I mean, don't make me spell it out for you. Have fun at that college party! -Ampi Note: I still haven't created an account here. It'll appear as 67.Whatever. Second Note: I changed the new messages link again.


 * Ampi. They know. You've been warned. HAHAHAHA!!! Had ya goin.

Me again, for proof, I'll say "Nidion" PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! So I said we are in college becuase we are. I surely feel sorry for the poor loser like Andrew who has to suffer for the fact that everone can make fun of him due to the fact that he's only a kid. Andrew's my "brother" by the way. I wish he was dead though. END!

lol.

Secret Words Already Used

 * In the shower


 * Oramzi


 * Nidion


 * Groove Dog


 * Mikewall Jacksoon

Ideas
Eeerr, you do remember our OTHER secret words, right? Maybe I'll paste them somewhere...secretive... (thinking of where to put them).......

---I know!!! You can use the SECRET alias to Michael Jackson that Andrew created. SHshshShsHShS!!!

---And how about.................how about the name of the typing program you took after you beat ours.... yeah.

---OHOHOHOH!!! How about who Darth Pirhana (spelled wrong) really is?

---What's (the person who's name starts with "M", you know)'s first letter of their last name????????????

Ok. I'll use those in chronilogical order. You could also use
 * Andrew's one weakness that can actually KILL him.

this could be useful... *evil grin*

That link I promised you
I Ampi, for proof "Groove Dog" PLEASE REMEBER-Forget it. So here it is. Be sure to have people around because its super funny and awesome. You might have to turn it up. Here

Me again.
Yeah... Ampi here "Mickwal Jacksoon" remebe- cat fight. What the crap? Oh my god. I've gotta check this out.

5 MINUTES LATER...

Yeah. Do you mind if we use my talk page on uncyclopedia to use our disscussions from now on. It likes take me forever to get to this site because I can't remember the address. No. I can't put it in favorites. It's too cluttered. Also, did you notice that I never use that 1337 (or awful grammar) crap that everyone uses. OMFG!!!!1111 i cant beleeve this. so ill copee it kk? I'll stop now.

Uuhh. I have no idea what you said. But oh well. I'll talk to you on yours.

Need permission
Hi, I'm Maaul. I'm new, so I wanted to make a completely made up story about my "life". Right now, I mentioned an arch enemy. The only problem is that I didn't say who it was and anyone at my user page (User:Maaul) now is left hanging with a "To Be Continued..." I've been looking around for other users with evil sounding names, and you happend to come up. Can I put you in my story if I promise that I won't make you die? I really need an arch enemy. If you could help me out, I would really appreciate it. Thanks! -Maaul 02:32, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

--Sure! I'd gladly let you put me in it. I also like how you're in the outer outer outer outer... OUTER rim. :)

--Anyway, Welcome! I hope you enjoy this wikicity dedicated to Star Wars. I know I do.

I'm glad you like my idea! I didn't even even think it was that good!(I really need to work on my self-esteem...) -Maaul 22:24, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

--That was THE best story I've read. Ever. It made me laugh, cry, and puke. Seriously. That was great. Did you make it up your own?!!!!! That was fantastic. Keep up the good work.

You liked it that much?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!Wow...and my teachers told me to work on writing. If only my teachers could see this story. Just a random question, but I'm new as you know so I want to know, do this site have buddy lists like that runescape game? If it does, then you'd be my first virtual friend.O, by the way. I you want you want, can use the parts you in to your biography, because it does involve you in it. Thanks for the complements! -Maaul 23:39, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

--I see you like Star Wars more than homework. :D Same here. Well, it doesn't have official friends, but you can do what I did and make a sections with the title "Friends" or something. Really, if your teachers understood Star Wars, they would so give you an A++++++++. And,for the spelling errors (One word:Spellchecker. :D), that might bring you down to 300% Extra Credit. :D.

Should I work on a sequel just to take up more space? I've made some minor changes,(like friends list and a cheapo looking info box)but none seem to enhance the niceness.O, if you can help me make said info box any better, like picture,e.c.t.,feel free to edit my page.(just not mercilessly) -Maaul 23:57, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

--Hmmm, I don't know. Your story is perfect just how it is, or so I think. Maybe you could create a sequel like you said and E-mail it to me (My address is at the very bottom of my page) and we'll talk about it. Which infobox is it you want to edit? If it's the meatbag one, it's fine just how it is. But really, you have a great talent for creating non-canon Star Wars stories (Canon is something liscenced by Lucasarts, or, made official by the creators of Star Wars).

--By the way, it's mostly always considered "vandalism" if someone edits another user's userpage. If it wasn't too bad or it improved, you'll just be warned. Unless, though, you've been asked or approved to edit it. I had something else to say, I'll remember eventually.

--Hey, since you're my friend, do you want me to create a signature for you like mine? You'd just have to say what colors you want, and links, etc.

Wow! First you help my story, then you teach me a new word! Awesome!The one I need help editing is the "hate homework" one. See, it looks so cheap, people can't even tell it's an info box!It needs, well, an actual box for starters.(now idea how to do)An image would make it more realistic.(small experiance)O yeah, sure we can be listed on each others friends list! -Maaul 00:11, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Cool! I was sending you a response, but I got kicked off the server for a while. I was thinking, instead of "HW", how about ":P" like you did on yours. I like it because it shows my feelings on the topic. Or maybe, to make it original,">:(" -Maaul 00:37, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

--Yeah! I got kicked of the ol' inTERnet too. Strange. Yeah, so, you mean like THIS?

You decide what you want it to look like. Do you want another color?

Come look! My First info box! -Maaul 00:41, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm found a cool picture that I was going to use for my character template. What do you think?:

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/1/1b/Hkfull.jpg

That's good! Wait 3-5 minutes and come back. Be done in 3-5. -Maaul 00:50, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm so bad at using computers! If you don't believe me, check for yourself -Maaul 01:04, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

To bad, I'll just put it in unalligned. Now, I'm looking for images to add to my story. I going to look for an image of Darth Vader at a certen angle so he looks like a cow. Can you find good kissing image for the ending? I tried, but they all had characters that everyone recognizes. Plese help, -Maaul 01:17, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

That's awesome! How do you do it?! I couldn't edit my way out of a paper moistier evaporater! Now there's one more: the dreaded kissing scene. I'll find this one. Just chill for a while. I'll let you know when I'm done -Maaul 01:33, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Come to my page when you get on next time and see the probably final draft.(except for the sequel) You'll like it! -Maaul 02:28, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Just mailing you to see if your here. Respond if you are. -Maaul 22:26, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Boxes
That goes for u too dark cow, Dont go around sayin u have the most boxes unless u know for sure!!!! I HAVE THE MOST BOXES NOT U AND I WILL ALAWAYS HAVE THE MOST!!!!!!! Mike Kazz Who cares about the date P.S most of ur boxes suck and shouldnt even be boxes!
 * Shut it Kazz. -- Riffsyphon1024 22:29, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
 * It's DARTH Cow. If you're going to critisize me, do it right. And who's the hipocrite when they say "ur boxes suck and shouldnt even be boxes"?
 * Like I said your boxes dont make sence. And you say mine dont make sence, your last couple just take up space like you waste three of them that say And this just so you can have the most but I dont do that for any and I still have more. If I did what you did I would have more than double the boxes I already have. Mike Kazz Who cars about the date
 * So... They don't have to, hey... One of those is mine, and I think they're fine, It IS Darth Cow's userpage after all.Ruffles 02:37, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Begun, the Template Wars has.DarkShroud 21:22, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Maaul Images

 * Could you help him out? You've been here longer than I have.DarkShroud 21:17, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

sequel
I need you see all my mail to you on my talk page, because it's the only place that, like, 3 people go. I want to keep it secret because it involves, well, look at the title. If you can, notify DarkShroud, cause he's good at stories to, -Maaul 22:33, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm writing everthing on MY talk page, so just go back and forth between pages, don't wait for "new messages" -Maaul 22:44, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

No need to be secretive anymore. Our work here is done. I'm not shore what I'll need, so if you can, get a pic of action scene, scary scene, the works basically. Thanks a ton! -Maaul 23:08, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

P.S. if you can from the comic I got the love scene from("United", I think) because it looks like me from real life(human me and human KR)Luke=me,Mara=KR -Maaul 23:08, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Come! It's finished! It's finally finished! -Maaul 00:55, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Are you there? Respond if you are. HHEELLLLOO??!! -Maaul 01:01, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Oh, and also. On your biography, you said girlfriend, but it's actualy pronounced "wife" -Maaul 01:05, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

WHERE ARE YOU??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Maaul 01:11, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

You play a big role in the sequel! Come on! Please?! DDDAAARRRTTTHHH  CCCOOOWWW!!! -Maaul 01:35, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Have you read the sequel yet? It's more serious and less funny, but then again, so was Episode V. Did you like it? -Maaul 02:20, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

I know, but the second one is always serious-er,seriously?...never mind. I put a smiley up and changed the user template information, like from "droid" to "droid(later,human)" Go check it out! It's totaly customized! -Maaul 02:35, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Not at all! I got it off somebody elses page anyway, but only that one, so that person's page is still original -Maaul 02:39, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Speaking of infoboxs, the ones on your page with numbers are wrong because you added the smiley one.(ex:29 should be 30, 30 should be 31,e.c.t. -Maaul 02:43, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Also, in your biography, it says, "girlfriend", but in mine it says,"married and lived happily ever after." Doesn't that mean that it's non-fannon? -Maaul 02:47, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

I said fannon on purpose cause it's a made up fan story -Maaul 02:57, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Want to brainstorm ideas for episode III? -Maaul 03:02, 1 April 2006 (UTC)