User:Unit 8311

"What do I most desire? Power, riches, respect...the usual, really."

- Unit 8311

Hello. My username is Unit 8311 (as you have probably guessed, given that it has my name in huge letters at the top), and I am a contributer to Wookieepedia, which in my opinion is one of the best Star Wars sites ever. I generally prefer to edit and improve articles rather than create new ones. Lately, I have been on a campaign to improve the quotes on this site, although now I have moved on to improving image placement in articles, by replacing main images in vehicle pages with images from the NEGVV, because they tend to be better, except in rare cases. My favourite factions in the Star Wars universe are the CIS and Galactic Empire. I like the CIS because Super Battle Droids and Droidekas are awesome, and that the CIS would have won the war had Sidious not been manipulating everything, and the Empire because, well, I think it's cool.

Also, I have had the honour of making the first edit of 2007 (by Greenwich Meantime anyway).

NOTE: The following is completely made up, and is the somewhat long and elaborate fake biography of a huge Star Wars fan. Although, as I have discovered lately, it is not nearly as colossal as other fan bios that I have discovered.

Creation
"Something's not right with that droid there."

- A Geonosian engineer

Unit 8311, designated UN-8311, was a super battle droid produced by the CIS on the foundry world of Hypori. A programming glitch granted him a rebellious, impish personality, but made him more intelligent than the average battle droid. He resisted several attempts to have his memory wiped and reprogrammed, but his masters decided that it would be best to leave him. 8311 tried to supervise the creation of battle droids on his foundry home by improving them, but his efforts were thwarted. Frustrated, he decided to accept it. Being a droid, he was long-lived, and able to have the long view.

Clone Wars
"That can't be a droid. That must be some sorta demon."

- A clone trooper in reaction to one of 8311's massacres

8311 served at the Battle of Hypori, and later on was moved, along with billions of his fellow battle droids, was moved to serve in theatres like Muunilist, Kashyyyk, and Felucia. In the service of the CIS, 8311 killed roughly 456 clone troopers, destroyed 54 vehicles, killed two teams of ARC troopers, and smashed the skull of a clone commando on Kooriva. General Grievous took an interest in him, as did Count Dooku, as 8311's kill count increased. Estimates put him at being approximately 123.7% more efficient than standard battle droids. Towards the end of the Clone Wars, 8311 upgraded himself with electronic pincers and molecular shielding, all created by himself. He was so succesfull in his new incarnation that the Grapple droid model was based on him. However, 8311 could now tell that the war was turning against the CIS, and after the battle of Coruscant, he left the Confederacy, and arrivied at Nar Shadda literally as the the droid armies were deactivated. When he first heard of the Confederacy's defeat, he was so enraged and saddened that he killed everyone he saw in a alley, just after arriving on the moon.

In the Service of The Empire
"Oh well, it could have been worse. They could have called it the 'New Republic' or something."

- 8311 upon learning of the new Empire.

For some months, 8311 was employed by a Hutt on Nar Shadda as a hit-droid, and killed fifteen people in the service of the Hutt. Soon, however, he grew tired, and as he was obviously a CIS droid many disliked and distrusted him. 8311 decided to leave the service of the Hutt, but was forced to stay by the Hutt's thugs. Getting desperate, he murdered the Hutt and, having done that, opened up his personal bank account. Using his expert hacking skills, he transferred all the 123,022,212 credits in the Hutt's account to his own. To get a reputation, he decided, was to become filthy stinking rich. With that in mind, he downloaded billions of credits from other accounts to his own, and was the richest, albeit also most unknown, on Nar Shadda. However, 8311 was finding his body impractical, so he upgraded again. This time, 8311 purchased parts from an old, 4000-year old Hunter-Killer droid, but still incorporated elements of his first upgrade and original super battle droid design. With that, he began recruiting various thugs off the streets of Nar Shadda and Nal Hutta, using a foolish Twi'lek called Rafgh as a puppet to do so. Soon, 8311 was a powerful crime lord, and dealt with the shipping of illegal spice, drugs, gambling, bank robberies, and established multiple brothels. Soon, he was so powerful that even Jabba the Hutt and Black Sun feared him, but he was generally unknown outside criminal groups, and he gave his criminal syndicate the name of Steel Legion. However, he attracted the attention of the Empire. Darth Vader, in person, gave him a proposition: work with the Empire and manipulate the criminal underworld for the Empire, but still carry on with your own activities. 8311, knowing better than to argue with a Sith, agreed, despite knowing that he was becoming another puppet of the Empire. However, Darth Vader sensed that 8311 would do better than being a mere puppet crime lord. He gave 8311 a job in Imperial Intelligence. Imperial officers were amazed by 8311's effeciency, and soon he was given a job as the first droid general of the Imperial Army.

From Imperial to Rebel
"Who says droids can't get rich?"

- 8311 to a doubtful aide

By now 8311 was perhaps the most influential droid in the galaxy. He doubled Imperial Intelligence's effeciency rate, won several battles on Cato Neimoidia and Drongar, and was increasingly richer from his illegal doings. However, 8311 was becoming increasingly power-hungry, even going as far as to murder a Moff to promote himself. The Emperor was becoming aware of the threat that 8311 was starting to present, and ordered 8311 destroyed. However, just before Imperial Stormtroopers were about to attack his palace on Nar Shadda, 8311 copied his consciousness and memories into the shell of an astromech droid. Then, in the shell of his new body, 8311 escaped, just as stormtroopers destroyed his previous body, mistakingly thinking that he was dead. 8311 managed to escape the Imperial assassins, who mistakedly believed him to be just another astromech, and proceeded to join the Rebel Alliance. To do so, he let himself be captured by Jawas and sold to some prospecting rebel leaders. Once in the ownership of the Rebellion, he proved himself to be more than just another maitenance droid by hacking into an Imperial computer network, amazing his rebel masters. He offered further help in exchange for a new body.

Civil War


"Yay! A war! Just what I was built for!"

- 8311

The Rebels kept their promise and granted 8311 the body of a captured IT-0 droid, which, although the rebels didn't tell him, was the only droid body they would give him. With that, 8311 managed to unblock his bank accounts, which had been frozen by the Empire, and began funding Rebel operations. Soon, after the Battle of Yavin, he was moved to Hoth, a place he disliked immensely due to the cold. Soon enough, 8311 was caught up in the Battle of Hoth as Imperial forces attacked, and he managed to escape by stowing aboard a transport, which was critically damaged by fire from an star destroyer during its escape. Life support was destroyed, so the crew suffocated, leaving only 8311 alive.

Return Home
The striken transport drifted through space for a few weeks before finally crash-landing on Hypori, with the droid factory were 8311 had been born still standing. Overjoyed, 8311 transferred himself to the body of a modified droideka and resumed production. Soon, 8311 had assembled an immense army numbering over eighty-two billion droids, and began plotting his re-ascent to power. Some time later, with his army, he travelled to a Rebel rendevous place, only to find the Battle of Endor won and the Empire in disarray. Overjoyed, 8311 re-positioned his army at Hypori, and offered to start producing munitions for the newly-formed New Republic to help defeat the Imperial Remnant. The rebel leaders agreed. As the galaxy celebrated, however, they were unaware that the worst was yet to come...

Yuuzhan Vong War
For the next twenty-odd years 8311 continued to fund and assist the growing New Republic, whilst also subtely re-establishing his Nar Shadda criminal empire, and continuing to upgrade his droideka form. Now that the effects of the Clone Wars were safely in the past, 8311 was no longer attacked for his Confederacy-related origins or his droideka appearance. However, in 25 ABY, the Yuuzhan Vong War began, and 8311 began to fight for the New Republic, using his immense droid army to hold off Vong forces. During the course of the war, 8311 was severly damaged and repaired several times, so by 29 ABY he was so repaired and upgraded that he was considerably different in terms of appearance than he was before the start of the war. However, once Coruscant fell, 8311 feared the worst. He retreated back to Hypori, the sight of several attacks by the Yuuzhan Vong, and remained there for some time, awaiting news. However, once word came to him of that the New Republic was triumphant, he began touring the galaxy, mopping up Yuuzhan Vong remnants and helping rebuild the galaxy. Once that was done, he returned to Hypori, to be ready should the newly-formed Galactic Alliance need him.

Further Conflict
At some point around the Dark Nest Crisis, 8311 ended up getting into conflict with Admiral J. Nebulax when a weapons deal went badly wrong. 8311 used his personal ships manufuctured at Hypori and some Steel Legion ships to combat the Admiral's forces, and several skirmishes broke out between the two factions, at locations such as Naboo, Thule, and some dustball that nobody cared about. 8311's forces, although outdated, had the numerical advantage, and soon the conflict developed into a stalemate. Both sides attempted to break the stalemate. 8311 hired a bounty hunter to destroy a weapons dump belonging to the Admiral, who retaliated by destroying an orbital defence platform of 8311's above Hypori. Afterwards, with both factions battered, they both sued for peace, and a treaty was signed. Some entertaiment companies released holo-games based on the brief conflict, much to the bemusement of both sides.

Afterwards, 8311 would go on to witness the events of the Legacy era, and would go on to watch galactic events for a long time to come.

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My Star Wars Favourites

 * Favourite All-Time Character: Tie with General Grievous and Emperor Palpatine
 * Favourite Prequel Trilogy Character: General Grievous
 * Favourite Original Trilogy Character: Han Solo


 * Favourite All-Time Starship: Tie between Star Destroyer and Providence-class carrier/destroyer
 * Favourite Prequel Trilogy Starship: Providence-class carrier/destroyer
 * Favourite Original Trilogy Starship: Imperial Star Destroyer


 * Favourite All-Time ground vehicle: Tie between Juggernaut and AAT
 * Favourite Prequel Trilogy ground vehicle: Tie Between Juggernaut and AAT
 * Favourite Original Trilogy ground vehicle: AT-AT


 * Favourite All-Time droid: Droideka
 * Favourite Prequel Trilogy droid: Droideka
 * Favourite Original Trilogy droid: R2-D2


 * Favourite All-time Starfighter: Tie between Vulture Droid and X-wing
 * Favourite Prequel Trilogy starfighter: Tie between Vulture Droid and ARC-170
 * Favourite Original Trilogy starfighter: Tie between X-wing and B-wing


 * Favourite All-time faction: CIS
 * Favourite Prequel Trilogy faction: CIS
 * Favourite Original Trilogy faction: Galactic Empire


 * Favourite All-time species: Kaleesh
 * Favourite Prequel Trilogy species: Kaleesh
 * Fav Original Trilogy species: Rodian

Will update later...

My Personal Traits

 * I rarely, if ever, make any edits on Sundays.
 * I am commited to Wookieepedia to the point of nearly being obsessed.
 * I love my computer. It's always crashing, see.
 * Kiss my shiny metal ass.
 * Query: is there anyone you need killing, master?

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