User:Lord vader1414

Synopsis of the Life of Lord Vader 1414
(NOTE: This section is completly fanon, and not about a real Star Wars character but a Star Wars fan and Wookieepedia user)

"If the Sith desire your soul, you cannot just refuse to give it to them, or it will be taken by force. Now, join us!" -Lord Vader 1414 to a group of Jedi he later killed.

Born in 1500 ABY on the planet of Korriban, Vader 1414, (as was his clone numeral), was an acctual clone of Anakin Skywalker. Cloned from Anakin's arm that was lost in the battle on Mustafar, he grew up force sensitive, under the constant observation and training of Dark Jedi. The sith followers raised him in the ways of the Sith as they were instructed to do so by Darth Vader himself more than one millenium ago.

The clone, being raised with the dark side became far more powerful in the use of the force than even the most infamous Sith lords before him. He was able to, in fact, train tuk'ata and use them to fight and kill off Jedi. He had studied the ways of many Sith Lords, including: Darth Vader, Darth Tyranus, Darth Sidious, Revan, Malak, Darth Bane and Darth Maul. In his studies, he found a way to possess a unique Force power: Force fire. This power would basically burn all the mitochondria (or any other basic building block) in a living organism (assuming they had any), until there was nothing left of the victim. He eventually became a grand Lord of the Sith, and began a galactic conquest to destroy the Jedi and reawaken the dark side. At the age of thirty nine, he was struck across the chest with a lightsaber in combat by a Jedi master, and his reign ended tragically. Although, unknown to the Jedi, he went into hiding and has been seen performing on the Kloo horn at various cantinas around the galaxy in his jizz band: "Jizz and Junk Combo" featuring various famous artists. He can also be found in his talk section on Wookieepedia.

Early Life
"And so it comes to pass... Vader has reawakened." -Vader 1414's first words.

After his fetus was fully developed, Vader 1414 (nicknamed Anakin, because he was seen as the new chosen one) was brought up in the Dark Temple of the Sith on Korriban. For years, he only knew the way of the Sith. Until one day he stumbled upon a holodisk containing Jedi teachings. He began to study these documents in secret, hoping that one day, he would be able to join up with these Jedi, and possibly see who this "terrible enemy" was that his teachers spoke of. He was found studying one of these documents one day by his Dark Jedi Master. He was severely brainwashed into the beleif that the Jedi were the scourge of the galaxy, but this only made his mind powers stronger as he resisted the entire experience. Up until the age of 12 he studied the Jedi with great intrest, until his first mission....

Mission to Coruscant
"A glitering landscape, thousands of beings, all to be crushed in my fist!" -Vader 1414

Anakin was taken off planet in 1512 ABY by his Master to Coruscant. His misson was to fight through the New Republic senate, and kill as many senators as possible before he had to flee, all without any help. Upon his arrival, he encountered a HoloNet report on the Old Republic, and found its ideals facinating. He began to think that, maybe, the Sith way was not the greatest. The mission was a succsess, young Anakin killed 300 senators, and left the senate hall in ruins. All the while, feeling that it was not the right path that he had taken in life.

Contact Info
You can reach his Lordship in the talk section. Just go to "discussion" at the top of the page. And if anything that you entered isn't on there for any reason at all, tell me, and I'll have the messenger executed. I also have recently started contributing at the Spider-man wiki under the same name.

Behind the Scenes
Lord Vader 1414 is a jazz musician and Star Wars fanatic. If you have any questions related to any sort of music in the Star Wars universe, he's the man to ask. He fluently reads music in all clefts and plays every instrument in the brass section, as well as any percussion instrument you can throw at him, piano, and some alto and baritone saxophone.

Some "More Famous Than Infamous" Quotes

 * "May the Force be with you!" -almost every Jedi in the entire galaxy.
 * "I have a bad feeling about this..." -Alot of people, but mostly Obi-Wan and C-3PO
 * "No, Luke! I am your father!" -Darth Vader, Episode V (possibly the most vital phrase spoken by Vader in the original trilogy, next to "You were right, Luke... You were right about me...")
 * "What the cow?!" -myself
 * "Your mom!" -virtually ever half minded freak in my school
 * "If not now, when?" -Doritos
 * "You're flat/sharp, and you're dead."- my band director
 * "Why must I be demoted to such a rank? I am not just an ordinary child! I am your future Dark Lord!"- Vader 1414 as a 15 year old being taught by Dark Jedi
 * "Bleep bloop dweep! Warbble bip beep."- R2-D2
 * "I find your lack of faith distubing."-Darth Vader
 * "Do not be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignifigant compared to the power of the Force."-Darth Vader
 * "As you can tell, I love Darth Vader. Hence, I may just legally change my name to: 'Anakin Vader Skywalker'."-myself
 * "I have brought peace, and justice, to my new Empire." -Darth Vader
 * "From my point of view the Jedi are evil!" -Darth Vader

My Star Wars Favorites

 * Favorite Movies: "Revenge of the Sith", "A New Hope" (that's over all. Obviouly, I love every Star Wars movie. These two just stand out more.)
 * Favorite Books: "The Original Trilogy", "Revenge of the Sith" and "Dark Lord: the Rise of Darth Vader".
 * Favorite Characters: Darth Vader, Revan, Anakin Skywalker, Padme Amidala, Mace Windu, Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Asajj Ventress, Durge, Barriss Offee, and Shak Ti
 * Favorite star ships: TIE Advanced X-1, Venator-class Star Destroyer, Jedi interseptor, Death Star I, Death Star II, Imperial-class Star Destroyer