An Incident Report

"Whatever conclusions you ultimately draw about the incident taking place between myself and Lord Vader during yesterday morning's briefing, he was wrong, and trying to crush someone else's windpipe doesn't make you any less wrong, if you're wrong to begin with. Which he was. I do not concede the argument."

- Excerpt from "An Incident Report"

"An Incident Report" is an upcoming short story in the anthology From a Certain Point of View. The story, written by Mallory Ortberg, focuses on the point of view of Conan Antonio Motti.