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Matthew Stover (+6)
"There's no such thing as "fandom in general." There are some fans for whom I have a great deal of respect. There are some blithering idiots. There are annoying creeps, and there are warm, intelligent folks who exhibit natural nobility and effortless charm -Those would be the ones who really, really like MY stuff, for example."

- Matthew Stover, in an interview on theforce.net

For

 * 1) Bounty Hunter Ko-Zap 17:09, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) DarthSanctimonious 15:48, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Gonk 17:08, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) --Matthias 09:38, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Adamwankenobi 01:49, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Green Tentacle (Talk) 16:15, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) I fully support arrogance. .  .  .  .  08:20, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Rogue3xmen13 1:12, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Enochf 21:37, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) * Voting against the quote, or the quoted? 66.24.252.44 21:45, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) **Honestly, against the quote. Too many broad sweeping pronouncements. Like 4dot said, arrogance. Hey, I bought the ROTS book. I like Stover's writing. Enochf 21:53, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Darth Sarge 23:17, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Link? -- Ozzel 20:23, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Matthew Stover quote 2 (+1)
"Because upper-case Truth is the real subject of Star Wars. Not who we might be, or what might happen someday, or what ought to happen or what we should worry about happening in the future. <...> It's not anchored in time or place. It's not about some other galaxy. It's not about the future, or about 1977, or 1980, or '83, 1999, 2002 or 2005. It's about wherever is here, and whenever is now."

- Matthew Stover [src]

For

 * 1) Sikon 04:24, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) I really like this quote. - Indy Gold 05:16, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Man, Stover rocks! Adamwankenobi 01:49, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Well said sir. This is definitely front-page material.&mdash; Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 20:08, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) I like his writing, but not his commentary, bleah Enochf 18:50, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) WTF? Chack Jadson 01:52, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Too long. Rogue3xmen13 1:15, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) I have to agree with Enochf...Darth Sarge 23:18, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Morgan Webb (+1)
"Send the handsome red devil into a system and you can sap their empire with the black market, a racketeering ring or anything else you learn from the 109th Congress."

- Morgan Webb reviewing Star Wars: Empire at War: Forces of Corruption

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 13:58, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * source. Also, not sure whether or not this belongs in the "Real Life", "Other Media" or "VIP Fans" section. Feel free to move to relevant section.

Joss Whedon (-2)
"Star Wars is Star Wars and nothing else is. (Not even Empire Strikes Back, despite what some people say.) Comparisons, as my mother would say, are odious, but there it is. Star Wars."

- Joss Whedon

For

 * 1) Adamwankenobi 16:35, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Havac 18:13, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Die Joss die Enochf 19:18, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) I don't quite get that last "Star Wars." Was he trying to drive up his number of Google hits?  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 19:30, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Tommy Tallarico (+1)
"Are you the guys responsible for making the AT-AT's so frickin' hard to kill?"

- Tommy Tallarico, interviewing Factor 5 cofounder Julian Eggebrecht, on an 1999 episode of The Electric Playground.

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 18:30, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * The show this quote came from dealt with Star Wars games. He, along with cohost Victor Lucas, were interviewing Julian Eggebrecht about Star Wars: Rogue Squadron. And no, I don't have a downloadable source for this quote. TIEPilot051999 18:30, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Matthew Wood (+3)
"Orli, now you can hear what I never got to say to your pretty face. I am very sorry I had to kill you. It wasn't my idea. George wrote the scene, so what was I to do? I am dreadfully sorry. Can you please forgive me?"

- Matthew Wood, in character as General Grievous, apologizing to Orli Shoshan for killing off her character in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith at Star Wars Weekends 2006

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 22:02, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Amusing but it does require a lot of explanation IMO. so I am borderline on this one.  Darth Sarge Converse with me! 21:59, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 07:22, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Again, I'm not exactly sure where this belongs, so feel free to move to the appropriate section. TIEPilot051999 21:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Aaron Allston (+2)
"Where there's a Whill, there's a way."

- Aaron Allston

For

 * 1) Ozzel 07:22, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Sweet Enochf 15:56, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * I am about 97% sure this was from Celebration 3. I know for sure that it was from whenever the LOTF series was announced, and he, Traviss, Denning, Chee, Shapiro, and Rostoni were all present. Hopefully someone else can verify it. -- Ozzel 07:22, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Anthony Daniels (+4)
"It's thirty years since I met George in an office in London. I didn't want to meet him. I didn't want to play a robot in a low-budget sci-fi movie. Can you imagine how I would have felt today being a shelf stacker in a supermarket, going ‘I could have been in that movie!’ So I guess the Force was with me."

- Anthony Daniels in an interview with the BBC

For

 * 1) Oh dear. Oh my. Enochf 15:56, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 13:33, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Cull Tremayne 15:10, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) JMAS 15:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Link to interview

Abel G. Peña (+1)
"While it's true that Luke may have been defeated by Flint but for Barney's intervention, we might say that this kind of speculation is non-sequitur. Of course Barney was there to save Luke, because it's Luke's character and goodness that creates the conditions for him not to have to rely solely on himself to win the day; in this case, he pivotally drew Barney to his side in a critical circumstance, as he did (again) similarly his sister in Dark Empire. This Karmic shield is part of Luke's power too, and in that context we understand that Flint in fact never had a chance of winning, as ultimately neither does evil."

- Abel G. Peña on the Jedi Council Forums

For

 * 1) Cull Tremayne 15:08, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments
http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=3223225&brd=10003&start=26569685
 * Kinda long, and maybe needs more context but just thought I'd throw it out there. Cull Tremayne 15:08, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Return of Pink Five Part One (+4)
"Luke is busy. You see, once everyone's been captured and about to be thrown into the pit of Sarlacc, Luke will do a double-flip off the gangplank, Artoo will launch his lightsaber into the air, and then there's a whole..." [explosion in background, pause] "I – I'm sure they're fine."

- Obi-Wan Kenobi, trusting in Luke's destiny in Return of Pink Five

For

 * 1) A spot-on Alec Guinness impression, too Enochf 02:43, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) My favorite part of this video. - Indy Gold 15:31, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) --Jedimca0 15:58, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Rogue3xmen13 13:19, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) KEJ 11:05, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 01:25, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/e5/ATATatarismall.png 17:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Hilarious Master Nikolce 09:37, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Filthy creatures ^_^ OK don't hit me Enochf 19:38, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Jedimca0 (, Do or Do Not, There is No Try) 11:54, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Love this one a lot. Rogue3xmen13 11:57, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Comments
I probably did this wrong, because i don't how how you do a conversation quote.

Stargate Atlantis (+5)
"Oh, auto pilot! No, no, no, no, no! Artoo, I need you to turn the auto pilot off! Now! " (Nothing happens) "Worth a try."

- John Sheppard, piloting a Dart-ship for the first time in The Lost Boys

For

 * 1) Nominated Petiflo 12:33, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) John's always great for some nifty quotes. ~ Tracyn (Talk) [[Image:Mandoinsignia.jpg|15px]] 17:24, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Jedimca0 (, Do or Do Not, There is No Try) 08:24, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 10:34, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Mistrx75 17:08, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Rogue3xmen13 13:23, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Uh-uh Enochf 20:25, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Darth Sarge 17:10, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Jedimca0 (, Do or Do Not, There is No Try) 08:21, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Ditto. KEJ 11:32, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Ahh, the Schwartz! Rogue3xmen13 13:26, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Master Nikolce 04:58, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Spaceballs is awesome!! Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 01:26, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) You can't call yourself a true SW fan unless you've seen Spaceballs. Unit 8311 15:58, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) JMAS 16:31, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * 1) This is my first Nomination so if there is an error please let me know. Thanks Darth Sarge 17:10, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Gotta agree with Unit 8311. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:48, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Long overlooked fan film Enochf 02:13, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Love the sense of Batman comic book humor. Rogue3xmen13 13:30, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Nominated. Din&#39;s Fire 997 18:15, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Like it. Rogue3xmen13 13:21, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Star Wars On Trial (+1)
"Mr. Stover, the court suspects that the blankness of your mind has nothing to do with Force-based powers."

- The Droid Judge to Matthew Stover in Star Wars On Trial

For

 * 1) Nominated. Din&#39;s Fire 997 18:15, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) It is good. Rogue3xmen13 13:31, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) I don't see how this is front page material, especially since it's not funny. Havac 19:43, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

David Brin (+1)
"Only demigods need apply... and only those demigods Yoda likes. But more about the nasty green oven mitt, anon."

- David Brin, in Star Wars On Trial

For

 * 1) Nominated. Din&#39;s Fire 997 18:15, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Try Not. Do or Do Not. There is no "try". Rogue3xmen13 13:33, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Brin's a jackass. Havac 19:42, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments
Wasn't sure if this was the proper catagory for this particular quote (the quasy-IRL status of Star Wars on Trial doesn't help) So if it should be in a different one, feel free to go ahead and move it. Din&#39;s Fire 997 18:15, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Family Guy (+6)

 * Stewie Griffin: "Oh, this is an even bigger jackpot than when the Emperor figured out the formula for great Star Wars dialogue." Palpatine: "Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete." &mdash; Stewie Griffin poking fun at Emperor Palpatine in Barely Legal

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 16:22, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Ah! I remember thinking "this would be great for QOTD", but I never got to it. (btw, shouldn't "dark side" and "complete" be in italics?) Din&#39;s Fire 997 02:22, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Master Nikolce 11:39, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) This was an awesome episode. #Rogue3xmen13 12:59, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) I've always loved this quote :) Darth Ammanius 3:48, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:11, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Giggity...Darth Sarge 23:25, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Just as funny as the rest of Family Guy... Vykk 01:17, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments
Trivia, possibly palpatines quote may refer to luke skywalker: "Your journey down the dark side will be complete" or something like that?

Tory Belleci (+7)
"Chewbacca would be a great 'MythBusters' sidekick, because who wouldn't want a Wookiee in the shop?"

- Tory Belleci

For

 * 1) Bounty Offering 01:59, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Not to mention a wookiee's great engineering skills Darth Sarge 02:04, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Rarrgg Bounty Hunter Ko-Zap 14:37, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Yes. Rogue3xmen13 1:15, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Jedimca0 (Do or Do Not, There is No Try) 11:02, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Master Nikolce 04:15, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Yeah. Smuggler Freak

Stephen Colbert (+8)
"What's that Jar Jar? Yousa wants to knowsa what congress-droid could representsa such a districta?"

- Stephen Colbert, as seen in George L.'s entry to Stephen Colbert's Green Screen Challenge , found here.

For

 * 1) Stephen Colbert is awesome, and he constantly says stuff about Star Wars. Smuggler Freak 14:19, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) I love the quote, it is Funny!
 * 3) Mistrx75 00:35, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Whosa gonna run forza congressa? Darth Sarge 02:50, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Stephen Colbert is my hero. Literally, he is! Rogue3xmen13 11:50, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Stephen Colbert is my all-time favorite. Leialover229 22:54, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Jar-jar's line after that is good, too. "Whatsa wrong wit yousa? Whosa speaks like that?" Yawgmoth 19:46, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 8)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 19:55, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) Dr. Colbert has shown the fangirls the power of the wonkyear!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:23, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 10) * The Truth is strong in this one...--MC Esteban™ 04:41, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 11) * Meesa thinksa disa great quote Ani! --Careax 05:03, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) There Is No Jar Jar Enochf 19:50, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments
Man, he is just too funny! Smuggler Freak 14:19, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
 * I don't get why votes like MC Esteban's and Careax are sometimes deleted. Can someone please explain it to me? Smuggler Freak 13:09, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Because they appeared out of nowhere within a minute of each other, and they each have an edit count of one. Enochf 13:22, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Oh, OK. I was just wondering. I guess I can't invite people from Wikiality who haven't been here before to vote, then... Smuggler Freak

For

 * 1) I love this bit. It makes the Simpsons writers look like bigger geeks than they could actually be. &mdash; Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 13:27, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Master Nikolce 11:40, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
 * No, Obi-Wan Finkelstein Enochf 19:36, 30 March 2007 (UTC) vwing, vwing, vwing....
 * 1) What other Obi-Wan is there? Rogue3xmen13 13:35, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:11, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) "Well how I was supposed to know it wasn't a real spaceship?" Darth Ammanius 20:50, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

TROOPS (+8)
"TROOPS is filmed on location with the men of the Imperial forces. All suspects are guilty. Period. Otherwise, they wouldn't be suspects, would they?"

- Announcer at the start of TROOPS

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 15:45, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Rogue3xmen13 13:40, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Jedimca0 (Do or Do Not, There is No Try) 11:06, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * So, is that Tom Servo droid still for sale? Enochf 11:43, 2 April 2007 (UTC) (those things go for hundreds on eBay)
 * 1) Yawgmoth 19:43, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) --Eyrezer 07:51, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) For the Rubio. -- Ozzel 07:08, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Got to love the classics. Din&#39;s Fire 997 05:48, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Fanboys (2003) (+1)
"In Star Wars, all of the bad guys are British. I'm British, and I'm wearing an Imperial Admiral's outfit, which pretty much makes me about as bad as they come!"

- Anthony, pointing out the one common thread among the forces of the Galactic Empire

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 15:45, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Rogue3xmen13 13:40, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/e5/ATATatarismall.png 20:16, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (+1)
"We've got seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everyone into Jawa burgers and not one of you bunch has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"

- Andrew Welles, to Anya Jenkins and Xander Harris about the futility of defending themselves against a magically empowered Willow Rosenberg in Two to Go

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 18:42, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) For teh Joss. -- Ozzel 19:19, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Only Weadon could think up such a line. Rogue3xmen13 1:10, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) --Gotta go for the big JW. --Amthyst fire 06:00, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Die Joss die Enochf 19:13, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Die, links in quotes, die. -- http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/e5/ATATatarismall.png 19:23, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Ditto Imp. *whaps Enochf for blasphemy* Next to SW, Firefly is the best sci-fi creation ever. - JMAS 14:18, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Clerks (+1)

 * Randal Graves: "Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?"
 * Dante Hicks: "Empire."
 * Randal Graves: "Blasphemy."
 * Dante Hicks: "Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father. Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets." &mdash; Dante Hicks and Randal Graves discussing the merits of The Empire Strikes Back over Return of the Jediin Clerks.

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 20:22, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Master Nikolce 04:15, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) You know, the nomination page is oversized enough as it is trimmed, but I still don't like it, ha! Enochf 20:39, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Yeah, I know it's a long quote, and not likely to be nominated for that reason. That said, I honestly think this is a good quote, and worthy of being a QOTD. And now...let those who will prove me wrong speak. TIEPilot051999 20:22, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Good material, but way too long. That could be broken up into multiple quotes. -Fnlayson 20:44, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I knew it was too long a quote. So I struck out most of it and left what I think is the most quote-worthy of the bit. Sorry 'bout that. *hangs head in shame* TIEPilot051999 23:57, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * It's OK to nominate other bits from the monologue, no problem. By the way, that particular section has been nominated before and didn't make it. (I voted against because I always thought it was too dismissive of ROTJ, which was a great film) Enochf 00:03, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Well, I like Jedi as much as the next guy, but setting that aside for a moment, I still think it's a good quote. (Won't exactly be surprised to see it get shot down again, though. I just nominated it cause I found the clip of it on YouTube today and thought it should be up there.

Pink Five Strikes Back (-1)
"So, the bad guys' big elephant things just had guns on the front, right? So, I mean, just don't fly in front of them. Duh. Am I missing something?"

- Stacey, a.k.a. Pink Five, learning the Achilles heel of the AT-ATs

For

 * 1) Gonna keep trying to get Pink Five on the front page Enochf 03:29, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 03:36, 3 April 2007 (UTC) (For reasons stated below. Nothing personal.)
 * 2) http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/e5/ATATatarismall.png 20:15, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * 1) I agree. Pink Five deserves to be quoted (especially since she's been canonized.) This, however, just doesn't seem like the quote that honor deserves. TIEPilot051999 03:36, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Whoa! She's been canonized by Timothy Zahn! That's too cool. Hmm. I've got a handful of other Pink Five quotes I can try... Enochf 09:50, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Comic Book Guy (+5)
"Oh, Jar Jar, everybody hates you but me."

- Comic Book Guy holding a Jar Jar Binks Doll

For

 * 1) Master Nikolce 01:33, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) My hate has faded because I haven't seen TPM in a while Enochf 04:54, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Can we get a source on this? I mean, I know we can probably all identify it, but still...  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 14:06, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) My love of Comic Book Guy outweighs my hate for Jar Jar. Green Tentacle (Talk) 09:24, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Mesa liken Jar Jar. KEJ 11:07, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments
This episode is the one where homer has a snoring problem and marge can't sleep because of it. An atrie Ziff episode.

Red Dwarf (+2)
"Oh, my goodness. It's Princess Leia. Luke Skywalker went that way, ma'am."

- Kryten to Kristine Kochanski wearing earmuffs in Duct Soup

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 01:43, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Master Nikolce

Chewbacca Defense (+4)
"This is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee — an eight-foot-tall Wookiee — want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense!"

- Johnnie Cochran on South Park unveiling the Chewbacca defense

For

 * 1) Trimmed as much as I reasonably could (without sticking ellipsis in the middle) and it's still kinda long, but nominating it anyway Enochf 03:20, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Approved KEJ 11:03, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Master Nikolce 12:26, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Long but it would only be up for a day...  Darth Sarge Converse with me! 18:28, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Robot Chicken (+5)

 * Darth Vader: "Turn to the dark side and join me."
 * Luke Skywalker: "I'll never join you! You killed my father!"
 * Darth Vader: "No, Luke. I am your father!"
 * Luke Skywalker: "That's not true! That's impossible!"
 * Darth Vader: "And Princess Leia is your sister."
 * Luke Skywalker: "That's not true! That's... improbable."
 * Darth Vader: "And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks."
 * Luke Skywalker: "That's...very unlikely."
 * Darth Vader: "And as a child, I built C-3PO."
 * Luke Skywalker: "Huh?"
 * Darth Vader: "And the Force? Well, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midi-chlorians."
 * Luke Skywalker: "Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out." &mdash;Robot Chicken's spoof of The Empire Strikes Back's most famous scene.

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 23:56, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) KEJ 11:00, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Master Nikolce 12:30, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) It's long, but it would only be up for a day... Darth Sarge Converse with me! 18:23, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Well, I agree that the Ewoks shouldn't have defeated the Empire! 11:22, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Who cares how long it is? This is funny. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:55, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) As much as I love this one, it's just way too long. Sorry. - JMAS 14:06, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Heh, nice. But maybe cut out some of the middle stuff? Lalala la 05:02, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Master Nikolce 12:46, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments
From The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

For

 * 1) One of these days, one of these Pink Five quotes will make it Enochf 12:05, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * I think it'd be better if it was just the last line. Vykk 17:53, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Jane Wiedlin (+5)
"There has never been a sci-fi series with better spin-off books than Star Wars."

- Jane Wiedlin

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 04:20, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) She is my singing telegram Enochf 04:47, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Truth. Havac 19:49, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Never heard of her. Gotta agree with her. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:56, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) She reads them? Wowww. I knew there was a reason she made a special impact on me all those years ago in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure :)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 18:37, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Penny Arcade (+4)
"I spent countless hours wandering the hillsides in search of new rats and crabs to shoot. Sometimes I would inadvertently stumble upon too large a rat and be forced to high tail it back to town. I placed my character in auto run and pointed him at the nearest town. As I sat there staring at my Trandoshan bounding across the uneven Tatooine landscape with some kind of super rat closing in on him I thought to myself ‘This is not how I want to play in the Star Wars Universe.’"

- Gabe from Penny Arcade

For

 * 1) Gabe counts as a VIP, right? Enochf 13:49, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 09:43, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) JMAS 14:27, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) TIEPilot051999 23:22, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * P.S. (not that this quote has a chance of getting to +10 anyway) I'm keeping it in VIP because it's from his blog rather than the comic itself, so since it's not in-character, I figure it counts as a celebrity with no Star Wars ties speaking extemporaneously. Enochf 03:17, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Chris Jericho (+4)
"When my cousins would visit with their other toys and they wanted to play Smurfs or Barbie instead of Star Wars, I would make them regret it. I would set it up where all the Barbie dolls would be destroyed by my serial killer character and then say, 'Now that your characters are finished, can we play Star Wars?'"

- Chris Jericho

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 13:56, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Welcome to... Star Wars... is... Jericho! Enochf 14:23, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) JMAS 14:13, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:58, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * source

For

 * 1) It IS funny. KEJ 12:35, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Many dangerous things are funny.  Yawgmoth 04:21, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * So, Stooge Wars, then. Ugh.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 20:01, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Gonk pretty much said what I was thinking. Leialover229 3:41, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Shadows of the Empire (novel) (+0)
"He was too close to lose his son again. Sooner or later, he would find him and turn him to the dark side. He was sure of it. He was Darth Vader; he had exterminated the remaining Jedi with his own hands. All but the strongest of them, his own son."

- Steve Perry - Shadows of the Empire

For

 * 1) KEJ 13:03, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Just standard writing Enochf 06:37, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Shadows of the Empire (novel) (+7)
"Lando swore at the ship, a string of colorful phrases, including several graphic - if highly unlikely - descriptions of things he wished it would do to itself."

- Steve Perry - Shadows of the Empre

For

 * 1) [insert colorful phrases here] KEJ 13:10, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 16:59, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) LOL Bounty Hunter Ko-Zap 20:03, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Havac 03:22, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Jamie550 10:06, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) nice Sarogas Jast 7:15 27 March, 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) I can picture some very colorful phrases coming from Lando... Darth Sarge 00:05, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Marvel Star Wars 62: Pariah (+4)
"Footnote: We DARE you not to buy the next issue!"

- Dave, Walter, Tom, and Jim - Marvel Star Wars 62: Pariah

For

 * 1) Lord Hydronium 09:33, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) You gotta love all those footnotish comments. KEJ 11:33, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Muuuuuurgh 05:51, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Triple-dog-dare? Enochf 19:20, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * I left the attribution with just their first names, since that's how the actual comic does it. - Lord Hydronium 09:33, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Tempest (novel) (+4)
"Han was already older than Obi-Wan Kenobi had been when he'd died aboard the original Death Star, and on crazy missions like that, wasn't it always the wise old man who got killed first?"

- Troy Denning

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 17:46, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Added my vote and tweaked to match standards. TheNewDarthMalevlent ( The Sith shall rise to power!) |undefined 22:44, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Jamie550 13:33, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Uh-oh. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 01:01, 20 April 2007 (UTC)