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Myn Donos (+7)
"Did I ever shoot someone in cold blood? Without giving him a chance? Yes. Three times I did that. I didn't much care for it; if I did, I'd probably still be doing it. But better to have dead enemies than dead innocents."

- Myn Donos

For

 * 1) Din&#39;s Fire 997 05:47, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 16:58, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) That's what S.W.A.T. guys tell themselves so they can sleep at night.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 09:31, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) How do you sleep at night? Alive Enochf 00:00, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) The lesser of two evils. jSarek 07:51, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) DarthBlurrr Comlink 15:30, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * Ooh, foreshadowing, ooh Enochf 01:42, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Ozzel 05:39, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Cull Tremayne 22:30, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3)  JMAS  Hey, it's me! 20:52, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 10:39, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Alas, we all know how THAT turned out. jSarek 08:07, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Wishful thinking...heh, heh.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 21:35, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Sooner or later, all these damn KOTOR quotes are gonna get played out. Now that's wishful thinking. —Tommy [[Image:Red lightsaber.png|20px]] ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:44, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) --Eyrezer 10:49, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Sooner or later, EVERY KOTOR quote will be quote of the dayMaster Nikolce 05:36, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) *Well, there's 30 to 40 hours of gameplay, and maybe 60% of that is dialogue. We still have plenty left, no doubt about it Enochf 23:59, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) **Well put, and quite true i might add, and so does the Kotor GameSpot reviewer
 * 7) *** You guys did it in 30-40 hrs. wow. I played it 4 times already, and my fastest time has been 47 hrs. That might just be because i did every quest i saw. Soresumakashi 12:12, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Unit 8311 10:40, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Jedi-like interjections. Classic.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 21:35, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Snippy. —Tommy [[Image:Red lightsaber.png|20px]] ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:45, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Didn't hear this, but sounds cool!Master Nikolce 05:35, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) *err, actually, just without bastilla. Master Nikolce 09:09, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Mistrx75 04:43, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 10:41, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Yara Grugara (+2)
"Now, friends and loved ones, I'll be the first to admit that if ever there was a - well, whatever he is - in need of a makeover, it would have to be Nirama. I mean, how many times do you meet a four-eyed, three-armed, wrinkled-like-a-pui-hound-after-a-long-soak individual who is in charge of a major crime syndicate?"

- Yara Grugara on Nirama

For

 * 1) --Eyrezer 09:44, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 10:43, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) --Eyrezer 09:44, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Damn aliens. Unit 8311 10:43, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Soresumakashi 12:12, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) --Eyrezer 09:44, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Heh. Get Katie Couric on the phone. Enochf 22:22, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Bleach-headed idiot. Awesome. Cull Tremayne 22:16, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Dark Father 13:00, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Unit 8311 10:44, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Soresumakashi 12:12, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Not sure if we have a template to cover this... --Eyrezer 10:11, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Darth Kruhl (-1)
"Life...death...the one is the same as the other."

- Darth Kruhl

For

 * 1) Dark Ridley 20:27, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Sounds terible to me... how could anyone say that? Oh but I like it anyway Darth Newdar 16:32, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Meh. Unit 8311 10:45, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) No it isn't. When did you last see a dead newsreader? Darth Xadún ( Consult the Holocron ) 09:59, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Sounds like something Deepak Chopra would say. I hate Deepak Chopra. Enochf 16:12, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Atton Rand (+2)
"I'm a deserter. It's what I do."

- Atton Rand

For

 * 1) Ifindyourlackoffaithdisturbing 03:23, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Master Nikolce 05:35, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 10:46, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) has no time for deserters and weaklings!  Darth Xadún ( Consult the Holocron ) 21:43, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Mara Jade Skywalker (+4)
"There is a lot of unrest in life. The Force is created by life, so it has unrest in it. If you open yourself to the Force, how can you not open yourself to a certain amount of unrest?"

- Mara Jade Skywalker, to Ben Skywalker

For

 * 1) Betrayal again Enochf 03:52, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) How not to be a paladin - cause some of that unrest yourself Firebird 12:00, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 10:47, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Soresumakashi 12:12, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

C-3PO (+7)
"Obsolescence?......Perhaps I am deluding myself. With all the advances that have been made in droid technology, I suppose we are in danger of being considered obsolete. But what are we to do, Artoo? Retirement isn't an option for us. We will continue as relics, of a sort, passed along to new masters until our parts can no longer be replaced, or until we suffer some irreparable system failure. Oh, it's all very....bittersweet, I think is the proper word."

- C-3PO reply to R2-D2's "Most dangerous enemy" answer

For

 * 1) Dark Ridley 01:54, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 12:47, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 10:54, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Bittersweet, indeed. jSarek 08:22, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Haha... DC 20:52, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Ozzel 10:50, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Luke Skywalker (+7)
"The Force is strong with this little one, hmmmm? Yes! Or maybe that's not the Force I sense. Leia, I think you need to perform a motherly duty."

- Luke Skywalker, playing with the infant Jacen Solo

For

 * Oh, motherly duty. The one thing the Force can't prevent. Leialover229 04:23, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Poopie Enochf 05:59, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) ToRsO bOy 15:58, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 10:55, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Ah, sh-- (static). -  JMAS  Hey, it's me! 02:57, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Soresumakashi 12:12, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Sophisticated humor. - Lord Hydronium 03:03, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) And years later, Leia can still trump Imperials. Leialover229 0:24, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Force Tantrum? --ToRsO bOy 15:58, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 10:56, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Alek (+6)
"Wherever there's three people, there's one who thinks the other two shouldn't have any fun."

- Alek Squinquargesimus

For

 * 1) He was better with a jaw Enochf 06:06, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Master Nikolce 10:06, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 10:57, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Dark Father 12:04, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Ozzel 06:59, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) --Eyrezer 07:51, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Clone trainer (+4)
"You are a faulty specimen only fit for recycling!"

- Clone sharpshooter trainer, as a clone misses his target

For

 * 1) Clone insults are funny. KEJ 09:21, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Clones tell it like it is. Unit 8311 10:59, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Soresumakashi 12:12, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Dark Father 12:02, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 07:53, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) likes clones...doesn't he? —Darth Malevolous( Through power I gain victory. ) 00:19, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Never tell him the odds. Leialover229 3:31, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 11:00, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Soresumakashi 12:12, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Nominated. Ajeanette 12 July 2008
 * 2) When we go to Nar Shaddaa, let the Exile hold your wallet, OK? Enochf 16:48, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Atton! We have enemy muggers, down the road! Unit 8311 16:07, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Mical never was one for sarcasm...  Aqua  Unasi  01:28, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) She also loves Hoojibs Enochf 02:45, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I know. KEJ 20:19, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dark Father 11:56, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) The most classic line of a classic movie is two words. The irony.—Darth Malevolous( Through power I gain victory. ) 00:22, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Romeo and Juliet ain't got nothing on this. Unit 8311 16:08, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Just seventy cents a day can give Larry a hot meal and a roof over his head Enochf 03:00, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Anything for Larry. -- Ozzel 22:21, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dark Father 11:53, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Damn tramps. Unit 8311 16:09, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Luke Skywalker (+5)
"If we're crazy enough to do this, we need to be sane enough to do it well."

- Luke Skywalker, planning a mission to Yuuzhan'tar

For

 * 1) Pithy Enochf 06:46, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2)  JMAS  Hey, it's me! 19:20, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 16:12, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) The Master speaks wisdom --Revan Averre 05:13, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Yes, Revan Averre, he does. jSarek 08:43, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

RC-1262 ("Scorch") (+8)
"Now I've got bug juice all over my boots."

- RC-1262 ("Scorch"), after killing a Geonosian

For

 * 1) Could be worse. Could be Jawa juice. Enochf 02:50, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Or Rodian-flavoured juri juice.  Trak Nar  Ramble on 07:37, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Or Blue milk. Unit 8311 16:13, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4)  Amth  ( Enter my Mind ) 08:19, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Or Modal Nodes music. jSarek 08:45, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Or Bantha fodder. TheAinMAP 19:39, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Or sh- (static). DarthBlurrr Comlink 15:24, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Corbos Mining City (-2)
"Corbos... Mining Colony! We are under attack! Some sort of... creature. Destroying our entire city! We have no weapons against-- Send help, please!"

- One of the Corbos miners as the leviathan destroys them

For

 * 1) Darth Newdar 08:23, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Why was this nominated?—Darth Malevolous( Through power I gain victory. ) 00:27, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Pff. Unit 8311 16:13, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Enochf 20:56, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

Nima Maas (+3)
"Going somewhere, Greedo?"

- Nima Maas, after Greedo has taken down Temo Dionisio

For

 * 1) Greedo shot first... this time. Alpha 1286 09:01, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) G's got a few tricks up his sleeve...  Trak Nar  Ramble on 04:55, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 16:16, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

An'ya Kuro (+5)
"We all have a darkness within us, A'Sharad Hett. It is what makes us living beings, bound by the Force. We can never brush that darkness away. It is within us always. We can only learn to control it, like a dangerous beast that must be kept upon a chain."

- The Dark Woman, counseling A'Sharad Hett

For

 * 1) She's dark, man Enochf 19:04, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark leads to Darth. Dark Father 20:39, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) The Animal has been unleashed! Darth Batista! --ToRsO bOy 09:01, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Emo Jedi. Unit 8311 16:16, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

C-3PO (+5)
"I know that's not what you said, Chewbacca, but it's what you meant – so be quiet and let me finish. Ahem, with such an occupation force the New Republic can ensure the security and whereabouts of whatever unpleasant weapons that have been developed at the Maw Installation. Chewbacca thanks you for your time and consideration, and wishes you to have a pleasant day." [Chewbacca cuffs C-3PO] "Oh, do be quiet. Every change I made was an improvement."

- C-3PO, translating for Chewbacca during a meeting about the Sun Crusher

For

 * 1) Rule number one: Always let the Wookiee win. Rule number two: Never try to give a Wookiee manners. Leialover229 3:59, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) And you never, ever dress a Wookiee! Dark Father 20:45, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Muuurgh. Unit 8311 16:17, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) And you never try to comb a Wookiee.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 05:39, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Not quite sure how to format it with the Chewbacca interjections... it should work but it seems to be appearing as bolded. Any help would be appreciated. Leialover229 4:03, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 'Sok, but you can't start a quote with an interjection, so I had to take that out Enochf 07:23, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Yuthura Ban (+5)
"The Force is our servant and our master; our teacher and our companion; a weapon and a tool. Know it, and you know the universe. Master it, and you master the universe."

- Yuthura Ban, explaining Sith philosophy

For

 * 1) Masters of the Universe? That may explain Kueller Enochf 19:06, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Master Nikolce 05:31, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) By the power of Greysaber! Unit 8311 15:36, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) --Lop-Har Kela 21:18, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Palpatine (+5)
"There is no civility, only politics."

- Senator Palpatine, describing the Galactic Senate to Padmé Amidala

For

 * 1) Because I just realized this line sneeringly references the Jedi Code Enochf 23:32, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) If he has said, "there is plolitics", then it would be a total refrence to the jedi code. Master Nikolce 05:30, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) *A common variation of the last line, "There is no death, there is the Force" is "There  is only the Force", which is somewhat more emphasized in critical situations. You could say Palpy took special care to do so. Nanook 00:48, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 15:37, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Always happy to vote prequel quotes. Dark Father 22:57, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Corellian madrigal (+6)
"Best I can hope for is a long life and a merry one / A quick death and an easy one / A fast ship and a sturdy one / A tall ale and another one"

- A Corellian madrigal

For

 * 1) Toprawa and Ralltiir 19:51, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --Revan Averre 05:09, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 15:37, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 07:55, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Operative lm 01:41, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) This novel's gotten short shrift in QOTD Enochf 22:09, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Leia's supposed to be shrewder than that, isn't she? Nanook 00:49, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) She doesn't have to be, in this case.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 05:39, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 15:38, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 07:56, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Operative lm 01:43, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Darth Morgus 18:14, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) I'm not sure the eggs would be safe either, but it's still a good quote. -- Zelda Death 07:26, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Well, we fear the Outback Aussie Cheese Fries. Oy, the calories... Enochf 17:59, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) It's not the calories...well, maybe it is the calories.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 05:39, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Fear the burgers. Fear their calories. Unit 8311 15:39, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I'd fear Qibbu's Nachos Grande more. A Hutt with gas!? Run for your lives! --Revan Averre 01:35, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Operative lm 01:46, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) I second Revan Averre's statment. Run! DarthBlurrr Comlink 15:28, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Considering what happens next, I guess the steak was safe? -- Zelda Death 07:26, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Probably. The eggs were probably mynock eggs.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 05:39, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) And you thought McDonald's was bad. Unit 8311 15:40, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) I don't know the context, and I find it hilarious. jSarek 08:53, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * This might actually only be funny when you the know the context. We'll see. -- Zelda Death 23:54, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Yoda (+1)
"Darker the coming storm grows."

- Yoda, sensing a disturbance in the Force during the Clone Wars

For

 * 1) Enochf 03:28, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Darker, the coming quotes grow.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 05:39, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 06:05, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Bleh. Cheesy. Unit 8311 15:42, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Darth Sarcastro Enochf 00:50, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Bleh.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 05:03, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 15:43, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Sarcasm! That's original! jSarek 08:54, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 6)  Aqua  Unasi  01:32, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Captain Riiken (+5)
"Opinions are like gizka around here, they breed like mad."

- Captain Riiken

For

 * 1) Gizka.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 05:03, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Gizka simile! KEJ 10:09, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Liberalism. Unit 8311 15:43, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 07:58, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Trandoshan (+5)
"Humanssss...taste like gizka..."

- Anonymous Trandoshan

For

 * 1) Gizka, tastes like chicken.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 05:03, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I'll have General Tso Gizka, plenty red pepper Enochf 19:45, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Medium rare, please. KEJ 08:22, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Don't forget the sauce. Unit 8311 15:44, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Lando Calrissian (+6)
"You mean Treece turned my city... into a slave camp? King, you've just lost yourself an enemy. And gained the meanest, maddest friend you've ever had!"

- Lando Calrissian, joining with King Ozz to raid Hugo Treece's Cloud City slave camp

For

 * 1) They say that Lando's a bad mother&mdash; Enochf 21:42, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 15:45, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Shut you mouth, Enochf. jSarek 08:57, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Thanos6 04:59, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Ozzel 08:07, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Dark Father 22:29, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Segaudette 23:16, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 15:45, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) --Eyrezer 07:58, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Ozzel 00:07, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

Obi-Wan Kenobi (+4)
"I'm afraid I don't care much for addictive stimulants."

- Obi-Wan Kenobi

For

 * 1) Drugs are bad, mkay. KEJ 15:10, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Lay off narcotics, kiddies. Unit 8311 15:46, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Now addictive depressants . . . well, that's a different story. jSarek 09:02, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

C-3PO (+4)
"Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about?"

- C-3PO, to R2-D2, unaware he carries the Death Star plans

For

 * 1) Look, let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up... Enochf 23:37, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage. KEJ 07:59, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dark Father 22:30, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 10:45, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Gotta love this kid. Revan Averre 04:33, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 12:12, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) --Eyrezer 08:01, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 10:46, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Revan Averre 01:31, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Ah, Chewie... why did those bastards have to kill him? KEJ 07:58, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Chewie always thinks outside the box. jSarek 09:05, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) What a Wookiee. - Lord Hydronium 10:23, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 10:46, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Leialover229 23:54, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Heh Enochf 02:20, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 10:47, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Perhaps Ben needs a little work on his distraction topics... Leialover229 0:04, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 22:02, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 23:19, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 10:47, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Leialover229 0:11, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) --Eyrezer 08:01, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) --Revan Averre 19:38, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) And you thought high school was bad. Unit 8311 10:49, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * Oh, the horrors! Leialover229 0:17, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) He used... sarcasm? Dinsdale! Enochf 05:06, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 10:49, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Kolir Hu'lya (+3)
"If I ever find out you do that to get datesh, I'm going to cut shomething off you."

- Kolir Hu'lya to Thann Mithric on use of his Falleen pheromones

For

 * 1) Leialover229 0:19, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --Eyrezer 08:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 10:51, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Shows the recklessness of what they're doing (and it's funny!) Darth Morgus 18:03, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Funny and good. – DarthBlurrr Comlink 14:14, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) alharo do love it!--Lop-Har Kela 21:18, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) TheAinMAP 23:04, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 10:55, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Dark Ridley 03:43, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Denied! Ah, I love GB Enochf 22:05, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT! TODAY, WE CELEBRATE, OUR INDE--(glurk). Unit 8311 10:58, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Jolee Bindo (+2)
"Well, Andor decides that his destiny makes him invulnerable and starts making all sorts of demands. 'Free me now, I'm not answering questions,' blah blah blah. 'Don't you know who I am?' Kraat decides he's had enough and begins crushing Andor's neck. I told the boy he should have kept his mouth shut. I think he agreed, too... or those could have just been gurgling noises. Well... well, anyway."

- Jolee Bindo, relating the tale of Andor Vex's destiny

For

 * 1) Hrrkll Enochf 00:41, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 10:59, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Comments
Eh, needs the rest of the story to really be funny. &mdash; Aiddat (Holonet) (Contribs Log) 15:28, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Yay for drunk Luke Enochf 04:38, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Ozzel 04:56, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 10:59, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Yoda (+8)
"How you get so big eating food of this kind?"

- Yoda, to Luke Skywalker

For

 * 1) Uh... pay attention to the recommended daily allowances Enochf 12:55, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) --Lop-Har Kela 21:18, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Vintage. KEJ 22:51, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Ozzel 23:31, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Toprawa and Ralltiir 05:13, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) But Luke always drank his blue milk. Dark Father 22:32, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Unit 8311 11:00, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Taun We (+4)
"Welcome, little one. This is your first day."

- Taun We, to young developing clone commando RC-1138

For

 * 1) Technically a second nom. Ah, the miracle of birth. Enochf 02:49, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Neat. - Lord Hydronium 10:19, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 20:34, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 11:01, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Curious to see if anything with Jar Jar can make +10 Enochf 11:31, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) * Yay for Jedi doing the bad cop, worse cop routine. Undsoweiter 1:02, 5 August 2008
 * 3) Per EnochfSoresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Per Enochf Amth  ( Enter my Mind ) 02:10, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Here we go... DAWUSS 13:31, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Bombad. -- Ozzel 21:14, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Always liked this exchange. KEJ 22:50, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Me too. It is somehow... inspiring. Dark Father 22:33, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 9) Mesa liken this. Unit 8311 11:02, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Rebel Soldier (+5)
"Can I borrow some midi-chlorians?"

- Random Comment

For

 * 1) Dark Ridley 03:52, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Soresumakashi 13:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) --Lop-Har Kela 21:18, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Yes, I'll take a few too DudsBro 21:17, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) With sauce. Unit 8311 11:02, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Clone Trooper (+3)
"It's Jango, and he brought his head with him!"

- Random Comment

For

 * 1) Dark Ridley 03:52, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 22:34, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 11:03, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Flaming Mohs! Enochf 07:19, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Thanos6 05:02, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) "Lando is always right." That should be the motto of Imperial Farm. Dark Father 22:36, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 11:06, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) I thought we were an autonomous collective Enochf 18:05, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) LtNOWIS 23:59, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Heh, I'd forgotten about this line. -- Ozzel 00:06, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) That game was underrated. Toprawa and Ralltiir 05:12, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 22:41, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) That's democracy for you. Unit 8311 11:07, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * On YouTube Check about three minutes in Enochf 18:05, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Yoda (+4)
"Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing."

- Yoda, amusing younglings at Obi-Wan Kenobi's expense

For

 * Hmm, hmm, just flooding the zone Enochf 07:22, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Lost his pants Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing. --Revan Averre 19:54, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2)  Aqua  Unasi  01:38, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 11:08, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

War'qi (+2)
"There's nothing like facing down a ghest in the swamps of Rodia and knowing you have one shot to put it down. Now that's fun!"

- War'qi

For

 * 1) --Eyrezer 07:37, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 11:09, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Grael (+5)
"There were green creatures with horns, brown creatures with flat-crooked heads, silver things with red things sticking out of blue things, big furry things, little furry things, creatures with big fish eyes, creatures with no eyes, and creatures with things that I couldn't even begin to describe."

- Grael describes a wealth of sentient species to Ponto

For

 * 1) --Eyrezer 07:37, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Things Enochf 09:45, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) A truly great short story... KEJ 22:43, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Dark Father 22:43, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Unit 8311 11:10, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Discovered by Acky. --Eyrezer 07:37, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Chivkyrie (0)
"All of life involves risks that may come to nothing."

- Yeeru Chivkyrie trying to convince the Rebel Alliance

For

 * 1) --Lop-Har Kela 21:18, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Meh. Unit 8311 11:12, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Yoda (+2)
"Impossible, nothing is. Difficult, many things are."

- Yoda

For

 * 1) --Lop-Har Kela 21:18, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 22:45, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Don't forget the OT Enochf 18:20, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage. KEJ 22:41, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) And for some unfathomable reason they copied this scene in the movie version of Return of the King... Dark Father 22:46, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Huzzah for Jedi loopholes! Leialover229 6:10, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 08:42, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dark Father 22:48, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Leialover229 6:12, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * Ah, Plo, I can never tell when you're being sarcastic Enochf 21:22, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Wookiee Jedi! -- Ozzel 23:20, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Not speaking in the movies, his speech is nothingness that can accomplish miracles. Dark Father 22:53, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Furi Nistola (+2)
"And thus I regret to inform your lordship that your gift has been stolen. By a swoop gang, most likely. Or Rebels. Or an alien."

- Furi explaining how he "lost" his RA-7 protocol droid.

For

 * 1) Perhaps it was a member of an alien Rebel swoop gang? Dark Ridley 23:26, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --Eyrezer 07:11, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Fixed Source -- Amth  ( Enter my Mind ) 05:26, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Sentepeth Findos (+2)
"Send more droids against the Jedi Knight! Their bodies are making a pile so high that he will never be able to cross it!"

- Sentepeth attempting to stop Kit during the Battle of Cato Neimoidia.

For

 * 1) Dark Ridley 23:43, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 22:54, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Fixed source (Yay!) Amth  ( Enter my Mind ) 05:24, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo on Hoth (+2)
"Give 'em hell, kid!"

- Han Solo to Luke Skywalker just before the Battle of Hoth

For

 * 1) Ozzel 01:06, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Give 'em Tuonela. Dark Father 22:54, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Thrawn (+3)
"When you understand a species' art, you understand that species."

- Thrawn

For

 * 1) Not sure it's true, but it's memorable Enochf 21:13, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --Eyrezer 07:11, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) It is verity, all hail prophet Thrawn. Dark Father 22:55, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Galactic Weekly NewsStack (+4)
"26.12 'Oink' is a deadly insult in Gamorrese; Moff Balfour inadvertently starts clan war. DataPage 20177"

- Satirical item in counterculture Galactic Weekly NewsStack

For

 * 1) Pigs in Space! Enochf 10:00, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Ozzel 23:32, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) --Eyrezer 07:11, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Classic. Dark Father 22:58, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Nanook 14:52, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2)  Amth  ( Enter my Mind ) 04:40, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Enochf 08:00, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

C-3PO (+2)
"I beg your pardon? What do you mean, 'naked'?" [R2-D2 chatters] "My parts are showing? My goodness."

- C-3PO, still lacking a complete outer casing

For

 * 1) Live nude bots Enochf 23:15, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 22:28, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Jedi Code (+2)
"Emotion, yet peace.''
 * Ignorance, yet knowledge.
 * Passion, yet serenity.
 * Chaos, yet harmony.
 * ''Death, yet the Force."

- Jedi Code until after the Hyperspace War

For

 * 1)  Amth  ( Enter my Mind ) 05:17, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) This code is better, yet more vacillating. Dark Father 23:06, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Obi-Wan Kenobi (+2)
"I have lingered too long already, and can no longer postpone my journey from this life to what lies beyond. It is the pattern of all life to move on. You, too, will face this same journey one day."

- The fading Force ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi

For

 * 1) Shut up, you're dead Enochf 00:33, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Shut down, you're alive. Dark Father 23:07, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Darth Revan (+1)
"Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead."

- Darth Revan, as later quoted by Darth Bane

For

 * 1) Simple, concise, and true: can't argue with that one...Darth Revan. 07:44, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Wait, before you shoot, how many fingers am I holding up? Enochf 07:24, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) That's a trick question: no one knows how many toes Yoda has. Except Lando's not Yoda. O well. Dark Father 23:08, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Tell it to the judge, lady Enochf 07:32, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage. Take that, KEJ! Dark Father 23:09, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh, but there was that one drunk night at the cantina...Nanook 02:07, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Yoda (+1)
"Ever so ready to rush into battle are you, Master Qui-Gon. Even when no legs, you have."

- Yoda

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 02:56, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

C-3PO (+2)
"That's our comlink, Chewbacca. Perhaps you'd best hand it to me – my diction is a bit clearer than yours."

- C-3PO, to Chewbacca

For

 * 1) Raaawwwr mooowwf? Enochf 08:09, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I've always wondered how Wookiees are able to actually pronounce their names. Dark Father 23:12, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Enochf 10:41, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Merry Christmas! Dark Father 23:12, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Canderous owns! Master Nikolce 09:20, 23 August 2008 (UTC)