User:Dr.Kermit/PersonalApril Fool

Hi-Ho, I'm Kermit the Frog. I'm here for the same reason most of you are. I've been here for a while, so if anyone needs help, please don't hesitate to ask. If I did something you don't like, please, do hesitate to ask. I jest! Honestly though, feel free to complain, and I'm sure we'll work it out peacefully. You can also find me on the Kingdom Hearts Wiki occasionally. Warning: This page may contain spoilers.

Biography
I was born in 1955, in a swamp in Florida. I also happen to be the only amphibian to have had the honor of addressing the Oxford Union. Check out my Caption Page!

Random Thoughts About Various Stuffs AKA Likes And Dislikes

 * I really hate seeing Gonzo spelled Gonzoo
 * Almost as much as I hate seeing "Kemrit".
 * Anyone else notice how everyone in The Muppet Show have no legs?? Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzie, to name a few.
 * I like how Swedish Chef is a featured article, but has never actually spoken English
 * When I was a little kid, I was convinced that Kermit the Frog's full name was Kermie Kermit the Frog....Sheesh.
 * I hate that the page for Statler and Waldorf has been separated into Statler and Waldorf.
 * Vandals are really starting to cheese me off.
 * Sam the Eagle is a paranoid eagle who just likes to say "America!" a lot.

Poll
I changed my page a bit. Thoughts? I like it! It changed? April Fools sucks