User:Darthphonebook

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SIGN MY LOG!!!!!!!!!!

'SIGN IT! NOW!'

I MEAN IT!!!!

BEFORE YOU READ ANY MORE!

I've been hooked on Star Wars since age 4, as many of us could probably claim. I will not deny that I am not the Wookieepedia expert, in fact, I just figured out signatures... yeah, I know. So far I've been able to pick up on a few things, but I'm still not your expert.

Wanna email me? Click HERE

How about a random article: Special:Random. See how you can help this wiki.

A brief history of ME!
I've lived all over the US in just a little over a decade, and I've even lived in Italy. My current residency is of no importance. When I was four, the Star Wars Special Edition came out on video, and from the first glance at the Tantive IV, I was hooked, for better or for worse. I annoy my friends to death with my constant jabbering about Star Wars, but don't we all?

I'm a competitive swimmer, a somewhat avid gamer, and a guitarist. Enough said.

The importance of my page
Simply put, there is none. Sorry.

But you can use it to see images I've uploaded: CLICK HERE!!

Some Userboxes
Hey, if you want to read them seperately from my page, I've got a link to them. Feel free to copy them, I don't mind. User:Darthphonebook/Userboxes

Cool little facts to fill up the space next to the Userboxes
The blood vessels in one human body would go four times around the world!

The entire population of Michigan's intestines would go once around the world.

25% of the population can't locate Iraq on a map.

22% of Americans can't locate Louisiana on a map.

4/3 people have trouble with fractions. Got that one off a T-shirt.

Ingrown toenails are hereditary.

Its impossible to lick your own elbow.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

The James Bond film, Licence to Kill, was originally called Licence Revoked, but the title was changed, since it was found that most Americans do not know what the word "revoked" means. (Thanks to FourDotElipsis for that one)

In the 1700s, the United States voted for an official language. The two leading languages were English and German. What brought the U.S. to be an English-speaking country was obviously a win-- by only one vote.

O.J. Simpson originally auditioned for the role of The Terminator, but didn't get the part, as director James Cameron didn't think Simpson would be convincing as a killer.

It's possible to print human skin on an inkjet printer.

Drivers kill more deer than hunters do.

Vultures can fly without flapping their wings at all.

Movies make almost 5 times more in video sales than in ticket sales on average.

The average human body contains .2 mg of gold.

75% of readers will have tried to lick their own elbow.

Add a fact if you want, it never gets long enough...

My Goal
In general, my goal is to have enough time to make a major contribution here...

I plan to get twenty people on my page! Yeah! Two zero. That's all I want. No one ever goes on my page. Anyone who can should. That's the purpose of my visitor log.

Hey! First goal acheived!

And don't you worry, I'll get my major contribution in soon! I have a secret plan... MUAHAHAHAHA!

Hahahaha! I'm nearly done with that too! It's not as major as some, but it's way bigger than minor: it's Star Wars: Where Science Meets Imagination! More to come from my not minor contributions...

Visitor Log
Simply sign here, with a comment if you can. Tips are very very very welcome.

Example: 1. --Darth Phonebook 03:00, 9 November 2006 (UTC) Your page could use more visitors...

2: Chewbacca's_Mandolorian_Friend 10:30, 9 November 2006 (Pacific) Not bad at all. We gamers have to stick together eh? Well thats two for you.

3. One more. Bub 21:16, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

4. Awesome! Another female among us! A rarity around these parts. :p Adamwankenobi 18:48, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

5. Love the userboxes. Jaina Solo ( Goddess Stuff ) 20:20, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

6. I want to sign your userpage... Revan&#39;s Bane 04:49, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

7. The Mandalore ‘Dude’ abides Joker1138 ( Mandalore )

8. I'm singing your page now. Hello. Bonko 17:28, 28 November 2006 (UTC) 9. Returning the favor! Atarumaster88  ( Audience Chamber ) 21:30, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

10. I cannot comment about your user page because you told me to sign here first. J/K. If you want another amusing fact to put next to your userboxes, here it is: The James Bond film, Licence to Kill, was originally called Licence Revoked, but the title was changed, since it was found that most Americans do not know what the word "revoked" means. :) I rant, just like you, but my rants are a little more long winded. .  .  .  .  00:10, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

11. Why haven't any of the women in my life been Star Wars fans? ...I see you like to swim.-- Lord Oblivion Sith holocron 00:16, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

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13. Hello. -  Yoshi  626  01:17, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

14. Like yours, too. Orange_lightsaber  Villip 21:27, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

15. Thanks for the WotM vote!

16. Cool Userboxes. Roron Corobb   02:44, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

17. You like gungans and ewoks too? Alright! Zakor1138 02:49, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

18. What's up?

19. No idea why I'm here... Hello. *Admiral06 04:38, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

20. Can you give me advice on how to start my user page and what to put on there? User:Darth Anonymous

21. If you need any userboxes made go to my talk page. Schwinky 01:01, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

22. Your page is pretty sweet too! Jagged Fel, the man formerly known as Humorbot'  (Yo!)''

23. Wazzup?!! Thanks for being the first user to sign my page.

24. Nice page! Caddaric 05:00, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

25. Very nice user page!Darth Nospher 10:58, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

26. Great Page!!! Sweetdeath04 19:25, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

27. Nice to meet you - Admiral Arm-Ja Scobal, Dark Lord of the Sith (Guestbook) 20:09, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

28. You play Twilight Princess, too, eh? We just beat it. It was awesome. - S olus  (Bird of Pre  y)  02:15, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

29. 'Sup - Milo Fett Comlink 02:05, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

30. Hey, thanks for signing my userpage... now I'm returning the favor! Commander Jorrel   Fraajic  Communications Relay  18:55, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

31. Yessss, TP truly does pwn.  Totema  Comlink Frequency 04:35, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

32. Pretty cool. love the random facts. I added two myself.RC 2413 00:41, 25 January 2007 (UTC)