User:LtCol. JuiceStain

LtCol. JuiceStain lives outside of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Because of this, he has a Florida Resident Pass to Disney, which allows him to travel to Star Wars Weekends at leat once a year and get some autographs. Look throught this page. That is, in fact, why it's here. Feel free to drop any questions, comments or concerns in the Discussion page and I'll be soon to get back to you as soon as humanly possible.

The Juice Stain on Humanity
This is nothing special. Just a few tidbits.

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Why I'm a Mercenary
"It's nothing personal, just business"

- Famous quote of unknown origins

There's too many awesome factions in the galaxy. To support just one is just too hard. Each faction has their own special features (Rebels have the freedom, Empire/Republic has the armor) Another reason is that it saves me a lot of trouble. Being the mercenary that I am, I'll usually never devote myself to a true side in the discussion pages unless I think it's necassary. Being generally neutral keeps me safe from the hatred of others. Despite my mercenary status, I still have a sense of loyalty and will give credit and support were credit and support are due.

Favorite Things About Various Factions that Cause Me to Have no Set Favorite
"That heading almost made me lose my breath as I typed it. Whew"

- LtCol. JuiceStain

This is an evergoing project. As I think of more, I'll add them.
 * Clone troopers: the variety of armor. (Phase II, that is)
 * Rebels: SpecForces and SpecOps. (Two differant services, both insanely effective!)
 * Empire: It was a good idea, except for the whole "take away your freedom" thing. (Who can blame him? He did bring some order to the galaxy. Then again, it was his fault a rebellion took place. Hmmm...)
 * Clone Troopers: 200 kills per clone. HOLY CRAP!
 * Rebels: 30 one man, under gunned starfighters put up a fighting chance against a space station the size of a moon. It took only one pilot and his only pair of torpedoes to completely obliterate. In the SW galaxy they'd say it was the will of the Force. For us, let's just say Dumb Luck.
 * Empire: Imperial I-class Star Destroyer-3.88 billion Imperial credits, TIE Starfighter-60,000 Imperial credits, Instilling fear in millions just by showing up- priceless. You can't put a price on people having a fearful respect of you.

What is This?
Just for fun, I'll be posting typed symbols of starfighters (maybe more) every so often as they come to me. Leave your answer on my talk page and check in to find the answer out! |-o-| (-o-) |-o-| - Posted May 30, 2007
 * (This one's kind of easy. Next time it won't be.!{Evil Laugh})


 * New one's coming soon. I already have it planned, too. Stay tuned.

Star Wars- Hobbies for Everyone
There are so many hobbies that have to do with Star Wars. Here are some of mine and my favorites about each:

Books (I obviously read them)

Allegiance by Timothy Zahn
 * Novels

Republic Commando series by Karen Traviss

Legacy of the Force series (So far so good)

Inside the Worlds of Star Wars Trilogy
 * Referance books

Revenge of the Sith: Incredible Cross-Sections

Crimson Empire
 * Comic Books

Nomad from Star Wars Tales Volume 6


 * Hasbro's 3 3/4 inch Action Figure Line
 * Customize some of them (Hopefully I'll have a website to showcase my work soon.)
 * Especially fond of clone troopers (easy to customize)


 * Autographs
 * Jeremy Bulloch - Boba Fett, Lieutenant Sheckil, Captain Colton
 * Temuera Morrison - Jango Fett
 * Michonne Bourriague - Aurra Sing
 * Warwick Davis - Wicket the Ewok, W. Wald,  Weazel, walking Yoda
 * Anthony Daniels - C-3P0, Dannl Faytonni
 * Billy Dee Williams - Lando Calrissian
 * Rick McCallum - Producer, Star Wars prequel trilogy films and Special Editons
 * James Earl Jones - Voice of Darth Vader

Gallery of Favorite Clone Trooper Designs
Some of my personal favorites for various reasons.

Stay Tuned- I Might Surprise You
"Hey, things can change. Sometimes for the better, other times for worse. I'll let you decide."

- LtCol. JuiceStain