User:Painerkiller

ME AND STAR WARS
Hi every one!;) My name is João i have 14 and came from Azores( for those how dont now were it stays, it's in the midlle of atlantic, they are 9 islands of Portugal), so my englis is a little dirty :(. I am a FANATIC FOR STAR WARS!I just love it, but, i am in the midle of nothing and, its a little complicated to get SW thing in here but every time i go outside(Many times) I buy somme SW stuff for my collection. I begin liking it wen i was 5 years old. My hobbies are, see Star Wars movies, play Star Wars games, be with my friends(Somme of my friends like SW too, i am trying to convence them to join the Wookieepedia.)and stay here at the Wookieepedia rigthing artichles and my user page. You should be thinking for your selfes, this guy is a Extrimely Fanatic, here is the awster to your "question" no i am not, i just love Star Wars, like somme people like Final Fantasy(Henryacores, he is my beast friend, he is on FF Wikia), so dont tink that i am a lunathic for SW is just a passion xD (just for remmember I LOVE IT!xD).

MOVIES
I had saw all of theme like... 1 BILION TIMES!

I had all the movies!Yupppi!:)

GAMES
I play all of them, i love Them!

WHAT I LIKE MOST IN STAR WARS
Ok let´s talk about SW, I like of every thing in SW But i have preferences, my favorite race are Humes i like them,But i like Clones too, i like of Yoda he is my favorite one in SW, in the games i like to play with Yoda because of is Agg... you now that jumps and flips... lOl. My favorite planet let me think for a while... i think that is Naboo... you should be asking for yourselfs why the hell he like that World it sucks, ye it sucks but i like very mutch of Gungans and they are from there xD and Padmé Amidala is from there!. I LOVE Dark Vader, but i HATE Anakin Skywalker, i just don't have words to explain why do i like so mutch of Vader that actualy is Skywalker, and i don´t like Skywalker that actually is Vader :S Lol. Well, my favorit Ship is Eclipse, I like it, my favorite Weapon is Yoda's Lithsabre, it's Beutifull! Favotrite Figth is the figth of Yoda and the Emperor Palpatine in the Grand Convocation Chamber. Favorite Bot, is Grievous, I like it, he is a very nice bot LOL, and actually he is way bigger that Jar Jar and Jar Jar is BIG, you now Jar Jar has 1,94, but Grievous as 2,16 is...WOW, but look to is legs, they are strange xD and the fact that he uses 4 Sabres is just great.I like Kenobi too he is a great man and a good master.My favorit armor is Dark Vader's ARMOR, it is BEUTYFULL. Now let's talk about the thinks that i dont like. I just dont like of one thing, its the part that Anakin Skywalker burn in the Lava... it's grose! the rest is Just STAR WARS and i love every thing of it.

FAVORIT WEPONS
Now i will talk about my favorit wepons.


 * Yoda Ligthsabre(like i sayd before)
 * Homemade Ion Pistol
 * Tenloss DX-2
 * Luxan Penetrator MB-450
 * BlasTech DC-15A Blaster Rifle(I love Clones soo i like their weponary too xD)
 * Merr-Sonn G-20 Grenade
 * Xerrol Nightstinger( it is from Galactic Empire)

FAVORIT ARMOR
Like i sayd before i like of Dark Vader's Armor, but i dont explain why, now i will explain: 1r- After Anakin Skywalker been burnd, he recived a armor, and whit this armor he can walk again and do every tink he whants.xD The image on your left will show you what i am saying.

2- The armor is very preety and its fine.

3- The armor its of a great tecnolhogy.

FAVORIT SHIPS
Ok you all now that my favorit ship is the ship Eclipse, also known how Eclipse class Star Destroyer, well it is my favourit ship because it is a big ship and it is well armed ( Axial superlaser ; Heavy laser cannons ; Turbolasers ; Ion cannons ; Tractor beam projectors and Gravity well projectors),:P. Well i have other ships that i like, i will give examples:


 * Imperial-class Star Destroyer
 * Victory II-class Star Destroyer

I like of almost every one Star Destroyers.

CONTRIBUTION
Well i like to beigin making wepons articles, if sommeone whant to help me please contact me. It will be my plesure to help anyone that need any kind of help in anything.

TINKS THAT I HAVE OF STAR WARS
I have all the movies, all the games, i have The Dark Vader Ligthsabre, i have a full collection of Books (including the 3 books of ships), i have many charters( Like Kenobi, Grievous, Dark Vader etc). I have the Dark Vader Mask, and all the ships of SW1, i have a Droid an R2. I have a collection of somme Legos like Dark Vader and droids many tinks.

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