User:Darth

Hello. This is the other username of Darth Cow, so everything is linking to Darth Cow instead of Darth. I also will be slightly delayed getting my sig ready.

''Have you ever had the unstoppable urge to kill Michael Jackson? Does Darth Vader killing people entertain you? Do you have a bajillion dollars? Well hello, new bestest bestest buddy!'' :D

 "I hate you"

"You hate me"

" Let's tie Barney to a tree"

" 9 mm shoot him in the head"

" Whoopsy-dasey Barney's dead"



My History
(1976-3000) Darth Cow was originally a normal cow until he got very sick of making milk. So he painted his whole body black and joined forces with Darth Vader. He was the REAL assassin of Lincoln. Seriously, don't trust anyone else. Eventually, he got bored of Darth Vader and planted a bomb in his ship. After episode 6 of Star Wars, he was in episode 7, 8, and 9. Darth Cow was one of the few to drink the water of eternal (natural) life (Yoda had too, but he wasn't special enough to live forever). About 1,000 years later, Darth Cow was killed when the Earth finally exploded for no apparent reason. And then he came back as a ghost and finally killed Michael Jackson. Then life was a lot better without him.

The credit for the page on my history goes completely to my friend Ampi.

Movie Life
During the time he was working with Darth Vader, some movie producers have discoved his talent and put him in the fairly new movie "It's a Darth Cow's Life: The Musical" He will also be animated into the video game:Star Wars: Battlefront 3.

Find Me On
HRwiki Uncyclopedia Wiki

Wikipedia

Wikicities

Same name and everything. See ya there!

(Notable)Videogames Owned
PS2:18 PS1:1 GBA:4 DS:3

SNES:9

PC:16 but much more

PS2
Star Wars: Battlefront

Star Wars: Battlefront II

Final Fantasy X Ratchet & Clank 1, 2 & 3

SpyHunter 2

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3

Tony Hawk Underground

Jak II

Ridge Racer V

Midnight Club 1&2

The Sims

Sky Odyssey

Kingdom Hearts

Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex

Portal Runner

PS1
Final Fantasy VII

GBA
Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

DragonBall Z: The Legacy of Goku II The Sims: Bustin' Out

SNES
Star Fox

Donkey Kong Kountry

Super Mario World

Jungle Strike

Donkey Kong Kountry 3

The Magical Quest Starring Mickey Mouse

Pilot Wings

Tom and Jerry

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island

DS
Nintendogs:Daschaund

Asphalt: Urban GT

Super Mario 64 DS

PC
Star Wars: Republic Commando

The Sims: Complete Collection

Myst: Myst, Riven, and Exile

Microsoft Flight Simulator '98

Who Wants To Be a Millionare: First and second editions

About a million versions of Kid Pix

Hoyle Board Games

Need for Speed: 1, 2, 3, Hot Pusuit, Porsche Unleashed... every one that's on PC

This dumb old You-gay-hoe game

Druggg-EEe-Mon! (Gotta sniff em all! Gotta sniff em all!)

About a thousand other baby games that are too embarrassing to state.

I believe that is all for now...

Other Great Sites
Gamespot

HomestarRunner

Diary of a crazed Mimbanite ---This amizing site is dedicated to clever Star Wars spoofs and is in the form of a comic. I enjoyed greatly advancing through the hilarious archives.

Star Wars Spoofs

Friend List
Ampi

Bluebry muffin

Episode I
I do not currently own anything from Episode I

Episode II
Star Wars Episode II book

Episode III
Star Wars Episode III book

Star Wars Episode III DVD

Star Wars Episode III poster

Episode IV
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Episode V
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars Episode V book

Episode VI
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Star Wars Episode VI book

Videogames
Star Wars: Battlefront-PS2

Star Wars: Battlefront II-PS2

Star Wars Galaxies Starter Kit (soon to be returned)

Star Wars: Republic Commando-PC Also, see my version of this at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_Commando

LEGO
LEGO TIE Interceptor

LEGO Jedi interceptor

LEGO Vulture Droid

PEZ
Darth Vader

Rebel Pilot

Posters
(Episode III poster) Jedi

Sith

Books
(many previously mentioned)

Star Wars: Episode II

Star Wars: Episode III

Star Wars: Episode V

Star Wars: Episode VI

Star Wars Episode III sticker book (laugh. go ahead.)

uuuummmm... I know I own more. But then again maybe I don't...

Oh well. This area might be under construction.

Other
The Star Wars Trilogy (DVD)

(cheap) Darth Vader mask

Darth Vader's Lightsaber -red-

Bluebry muffin
For helping me out when I started HRWiki, and making my signature show up as instead of that annoying blue one that is pre-made.

Ampi
For creating the section on my history and for giving me the HTML for my sig while he helped to make my (original)signature work right

Some Great Quotes
"If so smart in force am I, why words in right order I put not?"

~ Yoda on himself

"I don't have OCD, but I do have a list of friends with OCD in chronological order of birth, which I call every 15 minutes to make sure they're still alive."

~ Oscar Wilde on Obsessive-compulsive disorder

"Do you mean Count Dooku? How ironic. I trained the man who killed him." — Obi-Wan Kenobi

"I AM MICHAEL FREAKING JACKSON!!!"

~ Mr. "Anonymous" on himself