User:JMAS/JMAS's Happy Caption Page

JMAS's Caption Page
I'm also copying Gonk because I love coming up with captions for images.

Chewie Dumpty
Chewie the Wookiee sat on a wall Chewie the Wookiee had a great fall All the great Rebels And all their great men Couldn't put Chewie together again

2-1Bones McCoy
"Dammit, Rieekan! I'm a 2-1B droid, not a veterinarian!"

Marji's lament
* sigh* "I have got to get myself a new agent."

Grumpy Old Men
Star Wars Episode VII: Grumpy Old Men

Doc Rancor
"Say Aahhhhh."

Revelation
Vader: Artoo never told you what happened to your maker. Threepio: He told me enough. He told me you melted him down! Vader: No. I am your maker. Threepio: That's not true. That's impossible! Vader: Search your memory banks, you will know it to be true. Threepio: NOOOO! Nooooo!

Anteater
♫ "Whoa here he comes. Watchout boy he'll rat you out. Whoa here he comes. He's an anteater." ♪

Dirty Yoda
"Ask yourself one thing, you must. Feel you lucky? Well do ya ... punk?"

Double-O Lando
Calrissian. Lando Calrissian. License to thrill. src

Tribble Trouble
"Tribbles. Why did it have to be tribbles?"

Mogwai
"...never feed them after midnight."

"Pay attention, flyboy!"
"Are you taking notes, Han?"

Intergalactic dispute

 * "Tastes great!"            "Less filling!"

PolaDroid camera
Industrial Automaton: All our R2-units now come equipped with Polaroid cameras built in!

Indiscretion woes
"How drunk was I last night?" "I don't know, I passed out."

3 Not-so-little Piggies
Let's see that wolf try and blow our house in!

Whiner
"What do you mean I'm a whiner just like my old man?"

Peeping Luke
"Alright! I can see right into Camie's bedroom with these things."

Here's Johnny!
"HERE'S JOHNNY!"

A Fistful of Credits
"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my dewback don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."

Killer heartburn
"This heartburn is killing me. Anybody got some Tums®?" "How do you spell relief? R O L A I D S!"

Darth Jackson
"He's more white now, than black man. Twisted and perverted."

The M-10 Team
"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the M-10 Team."

Jar Jar's lament
"A bumbling idiot I may be, but did they have to animate me to look like the psych ward poster boy?!"

Old trick
"There's a Wookiee behind me? Riiiiiight. Like I'm gonna fall for that."

Driving record
"Is this going to affect my driving record?" "My insurance is gonna go through the roof!"

How many fingers?
"How many fingers am I holding up behind my back?"

Are you Sure?
Raise your hand if you're Sure!®

Light my fire
♫ The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. ♪

What a mess!
Padme: "Now which one of you is going to clean up this mess?!"

Ladies toy
Now available at StarWarsShop.com: Just for the ladies! Personal pleasure toys!

Party hard
"Wow, it must have been some party."

Slug killer
"OK, somebody hand me the salt."

Sympathy Vote
"Your big hair should generate a strong sympathy vote..."

- Senator Palpatine

Who left the seat up?
"I told you there would be harsh consequences the next time you left the toilet seat up, Viceroy."

- Queen Amidala

Braid Blaster
"I'm gonna blast that idiotic braid right off his head!"

Two-handed job
"Keep that up and you'll get hairy palms, Jar Jar."

Blood Sugar
Qui-Gon Jinn: ''He has the highest blood sugar I've seen in a life form. It's possible he was conceived by the sugar'' Mace Windu: ''You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring sugar and spice and everything nice. You believe it is this boy?''