User:C3PO the Dragon Slayer

Overview
I am an ameteur wookiepedian who has been obsessed with Star Wars since I was old enough to see it. My parents were and still are strict on ratings, so I did not see any PG-rated movie until I was six years old, coincidentially about the time The Phantom Menace was released. I loved the movie, for its silly Jar-Jar, for the heroic and prodigous Anakin, for the supernatural Force, the starships, the planets, the pod race, and the lightsaber duels. My parents, not knowing I saw the movie with a friend, decided that I was indeed old enough to see the Star Wars films that they enjoyed when they were a couple decades younger. So we had a Star Wars marathon during the Christmas Break and enjoyed the three consecutive films in the Original Trilogy. Ever since, I have been an obsessive Star Wars fan. (Fun fact, which causes others to have pity on me, though I do not resent it: My first PG movie was The Phantom Menace, and my first PG-13 movie was Revenge of the Sith) Please do not go on about it on my discussion pages, because I am allowed all Star Wars material and any reference to my lack of access to rated R films is irrelevant to this Wikia.

The usual reaction I get when I tell about the rating story is "Wow, you don't know what you're missing!" I agree, I do not know what I'm missing, though I have a very good imagination. Because of the restriction of movies in my family, my usual entertainment was gained from books. And because I was an obsessive Star Wars fan, many of the books I read were of Star Wars origin, and nearly everything else is science-fiction based.

Why I Write Using "Big Words"
In my hobby of reading, my adoration of the works of the great authors from Rebecca Moseta to Troy Denning, I gained a vocabulary that my teachers loved. I apologise if my writings are not concise or completely simplified. I gained my "big words" speech at an early age, and ever since all of the writings I care about generally have long sentences, large words, and extensive analyses, no matter how I attempt to refrain.

My Flaws
See above for an overview of my upper-grade writing. If you want evidence, view my essay at Forum:Anakin the Chosen One?. I also tend to overcontemplate subjects in what I write. In the formation of multidimensional sentences, I also can be grammatically incorrect if I type quickly and do not edit thoroughly afterward. Please watch for these mistakes in articles that C3PO the Dragon Slayer recently created or edited. My contributions list is not so extensive yet, so it is not a problem of great concern at the moment.

Upcoming Additions to my User Page

 * The reason I call myself "C3PO the Dragon Slayer" is because of a silly story I wrote some time ago in which C3PO's cowering programming becomes glitched and becomes a bold hero who takes over the galaxy, famed for his triumphs over Krayt dragons, Hapan Battle Dragons, and the sort. There is also a classic European fire dragon that has no relevance to the canon Star Wars universe. Then again neither does this story.
 * I am contemplating whether to add stories about how my passion for Star Wars grew. People in my school think I'm a nerd for spending time at this site, so my history is unique, and possibly worth telling.
 * I am NOT going to post so much information that my identity can tracked. There is a reason identity theft is going all over the place in the media, and there is a reason that I have paranoia concerning it, relating to where I live. (A lovely lazy and thoroughly arrogant society known as the United States.) For those reasons, I will not post my name, adress, or any means of telling information about myself that is potentially exploitable.
 * A synopsis of my strengths, though not to make me seem arrogant, to show than I am worth something, though I am afraid most of my Star Wars knowledge is already present on this site.

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