User:TopAce/Fun

General truths

 * If a duck sinks, it is not the water that is stupid.
 * Life is the best school, but the tuition fee is very high.

My hobbies

 * I enjoy unleashing my home-held, badly-fed rancor at anyone who dares oppose my views, ideas, and actions. One day, this rancor will be too fat to be able to move.
 * I tried pouring coffee into cola and added some sault to it. For two days, I womitted.
 * I admire my enormous amount of edits sometimes. I make a screenshot of "recent changes" windows and put them on my desktop as a background. More often than not, I decide to change to something that makes more sense.
 * I have a truck of bazookas in my garage. If a police comes by, I keep refering to my right to privacy.
 * When I have no more rockets for my bazooka&mdash;damn wranglings with the neighbors&mdash;I start sparing money and hire a Corellian gunship.
 * If creativity, intelligence, and goodwill were to be measured in meters, I would be in the miles. The measure of modesty no longer concerns me.

Quotes
"Sienar Systems' basic TIE Fighter&mdash;a commodity which, after hydrogen and stupidity, was the most plentiful in the galaxy."

- Corran Horn

"Then there was some big explosion, I was sittin' here for a long time, then you showed up in your underwear and things got a lot better"

- Atton Rand

"Unless one of you is carrying Yoda in his pocket"

- Dooku