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Those For

 * 1) Heh. 00:43, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 19:14, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) This was hot too. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 4) Pwned by a talking fish. jSarek 09:28, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Fish-slapped! -- Ozzel 10:08, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Cloacahole.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Found by Havac. Also, cloaca is an article. 00:43, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Probably could be worded better (the quote summary), but I can't think of a way. 00:58, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Clear enough to me.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Ric Olié's commentary: "Han Solo doesn't like protocol droids." Dark Father 18:39, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Poor 3p0. Unit 8311 19:15, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Vintage... KEJ 20:44, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:24, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I'm only trying to do my job as best I&mdash; Enochf 07:25, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Or shut him out! Or shut him away! Just-- just shut him.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

BlastBoat 2000 ad (+5)
"Sorry, medical insurance is not available to participants. Always wear your flight helmet."

- BlastBoat 2000 advertisement

For

 * 1) Useful info. KEJ 20:43, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Cool. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:24, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) This is exactly why private healthcare sucks. Unit 8311 18:34, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) I wonder if we ought include the full disclaimer. jSarek 09:31, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) And don't forget your poopie suit.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Comment

 * Can insurance companies invade your planet like the Banking Clans? Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Is it BlastBoat or BlastBoast?  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Is there anything scarier than a Hutt with gas? Leialover229 4:41, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I'm down. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 3) Break like the wind. KEJ 12:32, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Jabba farting lolz. Unit 8311 18:39, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Pull my tail.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) No fart jokes. TIEPilot051999 13:48, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I concur. Dark Father 13:51, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lalala la 18:34, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) No thanks. I wouldn't like this up on our front page... -- Joe Butler (Obi Maul12)  (Chow) 18:32, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Canderous Ordo (+5)
"All I know is that if we had more Jedi like Bastila fighting against us in the Mandalorian Wars, my side might not have lost."

- Canderous Ordo

For

 * 1) DAWUSS 00:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) hmmm something don't seem right about this quote, wasn't it, Jedi like Revan? Can anyone confirm this? Master Nikolce 09:45, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) *That line was to Revan when he interjected in a conversation between Canderous and Bastila. DAWUSS 15:08, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 5) Get this quote up already! Jedi Kasra 03:38, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 18:39, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Oh, so the Mandalorians want Battle Meditation on top of everything the Republic threw at them? Lalala la 08:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Kreia (+2)
"There are dark places in the galaxy where few tread. Ancient centers of learning, of knowledge. But I did not walk alone. To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance at best. But my will was not law. There were disagreements, ambition… and hunger for power. There are techniques within the Force against which there is no defense. I was cast down, stripped of my power, exiled. I suffered indignities, and fell into darkness."

- Kreia, on her exile from the Sith triumvirate

For

 * 1) treads in those places. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:38, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * "To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance at best" has already been QOTD Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Kreia (+3)
"If you were to face an ancient Sith Lord in combat, you would learn that we are as children playing with toys compared to the prowess of the old Masters."

- Kreia, on the ancient Sith Lords

For

 * 1) And thought Bane was trouble? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) Enochf 23:59, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Kreia wisdom. Unit 8311 18:39, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) is that power. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) Enochf 02:59, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Once again, "Oh yeah!" Jedi Kasra 03:27, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 18:41, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:24, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Nanook 20:04, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Is this allowed, to have the audio clip? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:01, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Atton Rand (+5)
"Then she must be royalty, because she's got to be Queen of the Galaxy to bark out orders like that. Or maybe she's senile. I mean, how old do you think she is? She may have been good-looking once, but it takes some hard living to make creases like that."

- Atton Rand, regarding Kreia

For

 * , not very nice. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 1) doesn't like older women? KEJ 12:39, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:41, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) ...even "may have been good-looking once" may be going too far, but still, memorable quote Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) She's a SILF!  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Atton Rand (0)
"Good-looking? Are you that desperate?"

- Atton Rand, to Jedi Exile, talking about Kreia

For

 * , whatever do you mean? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 1) is getting a bit fed up with this template. Unit 8311 18:42, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) (no, not you) doesn't like redundant quotes. Nor does he like the template: USERNAME. Dark Father 22:21, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Gender noncanon Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments
Isn't it Jedi Exile to Atton Rand, rather that the other way round? FilippiliF 09:31, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Atton Rand (+2)
"If she looks good to you, you must have taken a blaster hit when I wasn't looking."

- Jedi Exile, to Atton Rand, about Kreia

For

 * 1) thinks Kreia is hot. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) does not! KEJ 12:40, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Mmm...Kreia...Unit 8311 18:43, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) USERNAME (yes, that's you, hah heh) hates redundant quotes. Dark Father 22:22, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Let the ridiculous against-Jacen votes roll... —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Mother! Dark Father 22:12, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Source it right, dag-nabbit Enochf 02:45, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Mistrx75 07:31, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I tell that sort of joke all the time.  ~Roger Roger~ [[Image:Battledroid.jpg|11px|]] Home of the B1s 11:49, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Good IU "kid" joke.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Let me make one thing clear: I am not voting against this because it's a Jacen quote. I'm voting against it because it's a stupid joke and I don't find it funny. TIEPilot051999 22:55, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) *How convenient...and predictable. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 3) *Um...did you miss the part where I explained that I wasn't not voting for it based on feelings of anti-Jacenism, but the utter groan-worthiness of the dialogue? TIEPilot051999 13:38, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) **Sure ;) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 5) Did these quotes actually originate from Invincible or did they appear somewhere else first? Lalala la 03:42, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) *Whether it originated elsewhere, I got it from Invincible. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 7) Hahaha. No. Unit 8311 18:43, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) I admit it. I detest Jacen, YJK, and LotF. They can burn in the 7 Corellian hells. Atarumaster88  [[Image:Jedi_Order.svg|20px]] ( Talk page ) 15:21, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo (+7)
"Fett does what works for Fett. The rest of us can suck entropy."

- Han Solo

For

 * 1) Indeed —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Especially in the hands of Karen Traviss, as Revelation proved. TIEPilot051999 22:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Enochf 23:57, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Ozzel 04:09, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Yeah, nobody tells the Fett man what to do.  Drgns007 Sith Lord 05:32, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 18:44, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) He only looks out for one person! !  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Saba Sebatyne (+2)
"Buckethead skulo! Does Boba Fett think one world of dirt-comberz is the match of thousandz? Mandalore has been hunting too far up the chain, and now the whole jungle will suffer."

- Saba Sebatyne

For

 * 1) She'zzzz angry. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Darth Revanon 11:56, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Whatz with the zs? Unit 8311 18:45, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) "I only show up in Troy Denning bookz becauze nobody else likez me." Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Learning to give it as good as she got it. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Darth Revanon 11:56, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 04:09, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) It's true. Han Solo is hard to kill.   Drgns007 Sith Lord 05:29, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Unit 8311 18:44, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Again with the barves...  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Meh.TIEPilot051999 22:49, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Desann (+3)
"You dare to push me?"

- Desann, resisting Kyle Katarn's attempt to Force Push

For

 * 1) I like it, don't know why exactly though DX-2052 03:30, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Of course Katarn dares. He can do anything. Unit 8311 18:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) That's funny for some reason (BTW, quote is accurate, confirmed) Enochf 03:23, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Here, give me a HAND! (*sever*)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:22, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo (+6)
"Daala, you are such a pain."

- Han Solo

For

 * 1) Classic. Trip 03:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) See? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 00:35, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Han tells it like it is. Unit 8311 18:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Mistrx75 07:32, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Understatement of the standard time part. jSarek 09:48, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) How many times have we said this at Inq meetings...  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Yrfeloran 05:05, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Galactic Weekly NewsStack (+4)
"Shakeup in the happy Rebel family. With peace-keeper and arbiter Bail Organa orbiting the Alderaan star in several million pieces, it seems Bel Iblis has had enough of Mon Mothma's ambitions, and has taken leave of his Rebel comrades."

- A Galactic Weekly NewsStack news flash

For

 * 1) For the Bail Organa comment. KEJ 12:46, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 12:03, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 18:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Poor Bail. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 23:08, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

Reborn (-3)
"[mockingly] May the Force be with you."

- A Reborn mocking his defeated opponent

For

 * 1) DX-2052 13:07, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Eh. Unit 8311 18:49, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Lame Enochf 06:45, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Does the Reborn no capitalize "Force"? -- Ozzel 06:19, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:21, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Lalala la 18:36, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Though I do want to see more random-JK-enemy banter on this page.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Jacen Solo (+5)
"What's the difference between a lightsaber and a glowrod? A lightsaber impresses girls!"

- 14-year-old Jacen Solo, shortly before cutting off Tenel Ka's arm

For

 * 1) Let the lame "I didn't not vote for it because..." excuses begin... —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 13:57, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Actually, this one's kinda funny. TIEPilot051999 15:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) True as well. Unit 8311 18:50, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Huh. -- Ozzel 06:07, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Unless...you're in a nightclub. Shay Clee 04:34, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Let's see if the bullshit Jacen-hating has spread to his family as well. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) One of those uncomfortable family moments.  Drgns007 Sith Lord 05:25, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 18:50, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) WHOA-HO! Too much information! Thanks for the mental picture! :pTIEPilot051999 20:40, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Awwwwwkwaaaaard... Leialover229 22:34, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Cut Leia some slack, I'm sure Han has asked her to put on some metal playwear a few times since Jabba's Palace . . . jSarek 09:54, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Too much Space Information.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Jaina Solo (+3)
"Of all the things I learned training with Boba Fett, the most important were these two: he isn't a good guy, and he'll never be our friend."

- Jaina Solo

For

 * 1) Took how long to realize this? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 14:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:52, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 22:45, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Saba Sebatyne (-1)
"Perhapz we should send more unruly young Jedi Knightz to Boba Fett for training. If the one before us is any example, he has a gift for teaching them their place in the pack."

- Saba Sebatyne, speaking of Jaina Solo

For

 * 1) Gotta appreciate the Barabel accent lol. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 14:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:53, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) "I only show up in Troy Denning bookz becauze nobody else likez me." Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:19, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) "Better yet, let's send them to the Bratz."  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Nesis Vod 16:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Wait...what? Unit 8311 18:53, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I laughed more at Unit 8311's response than the quote.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) This is a good quote, I think. Jedi Kasra 03:23, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 06:45, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) HK-47... Why do you have so many good lines? Dark Father 12:19, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Statement: Whoever was responsible for this not being on before can expect a death in seconds. Unit 8311 18:54, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) HK loves harsh love. --ToRsO bOy 21:16, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) I fixed the quote up a bit, this was what HK-47 said. Master,master. hehe, I like youMaster Nikolce 00:02, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) I never would have pictured HK-47 as a sub. jSarek 09:56, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) And I like this.  ~Roger Roger~ [[Image:Battledroid.jpg|11px|]] Home of the B1s 11:52, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 9)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Zardra (+5)
"Our stock in trade is sapient life—we track it, capture it, and if absolutely necessary, disintegrate it. It's a dirty job but I figure someone has to get rich doing it, and one way or the other, that someone is going to be me."

- Zardra

Support

 * 1) --Eyrezer 12:02, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:55, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Enochf 19:11, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) I hope no one minds me expanding it to the full quote from the book. jSarek 09:59, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo (+5)
"It's such a shame you can't spank a Jedi."

- Han Solo

For

 * 1) Ain't that the truth, Aalya Secura & Jaina Solo are hard to spank. ;) Drgns007 Sith Lord 16:19, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:55, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ask nicely and perhaps Leia would oblige. --ToRsO bOy 21:16, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) One would hope. Leialover229 22:33, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Per ToRsO bOy. jSarek 10:00, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Spank you very much Enochf 07:26, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Kyp Durron (+3)
"We're Jedi Masters. Anticipate is what we do."

- Kyp Durron

For

 * 1) Indeed. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:54, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) And we don't try. --ToRsO bOy 21:18, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Tahiri Veila (-2)
"I've had it with this kreetle!"

- Tahiri Veila, about Ben Skywalker

For

 * 1) My goodness! —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:56, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) That's it? Enochf 03:20, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:18, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lalala la 18:37, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Context is for sissies. Atarumaster88  [[Image:Jedi_Order.svg|20px]] ( Talk page ) 15:22, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Cute kiddy humor. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Ah, making fun of stormies never gets old. Unit 8311 18:56, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Jacen with a good joke?, I am willing to bet he stole this one from someone. --DX-2052 21:06, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) He probably shot the stormtrooper who made it up and took the credit. Shay Clee 04:30, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I thought the rest were good, too.  Of the jokes.  ~Roger Roger~ [[Image:Battledroid.jpg|11px|]] Home of the B1s 11:20, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * This quote was in Young Jedi Knights: Shadow Academy first. Changing source accordingly. TIEPilot051999 20:42, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Mirax Terrik Horn (+1)
"It's ego and these pilots can breath vacuum easier than they let slip a chance to see what lies the enemy is telling about them. Corellian pilots are notorious egotists."

- Mirax Terrik Horn regarding Wedge Antilles

For

 * 1) She grew up with one and married another, I'd say she knows what she's talking about. --ToRsO bOy 21:43, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 19:49, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Kinda boring. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Ooola la! —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) This book certainly gave us some information on what Leia and Han do... intimately. Perhaps too much information... Leialover229 22:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Mmm...Unit 8311 19:49, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Han's always had a thing for them four-armed chicks. jSarek 10:05, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Not since Dexter Jettster has there been such a four-armed sex symbol!  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) It's only the beginning...literally. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 02:27, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I have no comment. -- Ozzel 06:06, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Dark Father 09:21, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Haha. (dies) Unit 8311 19:50, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Finally, a halfway decent Jacen joke. jSarek 10:06, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Lord Hydronium 22:29, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * I'm pretty sure this was in a Young Jedi Knights book first, though hell if I know which one. TIEPilot051999 02:11, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * I did a search for each of these Enochf 02:27, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Damn copy-paste. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) 'Sok Enochf 07:25, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 19:51, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) This one is kinda corny lol. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Gold! --Eyrezer 06:02, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Kaching! Dark Father 13:42, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Eat your heart out, Chuck Norris. Unit 8311 19:51, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) It was the womp rat's day off.  ~Roger Roger~ [[Image:Battledroid.jpg|11px|]] Home of the B1s 11:22, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Boba Fett (+5)
"We're in. Tell your gunners not to shoot anything dark, fast, and pretty."

- Boba Fett

For

 * 1) How likes his women. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Damn Tommy9281 you must be a mind reader or something, because that's true. And Boba Fett said that quote not Jacen.   Drgns007 Sith Lord 23:28, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Well, now that that's cleared up Enochf 02:04, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) --<font color="#9F0500">Squishy Vic <font color="#0C003F">(discussion) <font color="#0C003F">(contributions) 19:16, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Remember boys, hurting girls is baaad. Unit 8311 19:53, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) These two knows slapstick. --ToRsO bOy 21:59, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 22:26, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) * cues Bart Simpson throttle sound effect.*  02:56, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Dark Father 09:09, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Interesting exchange. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:32, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 19:53, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) --Eyrezer 08:48, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Vaudeville! - Lord Hydronium 22:30, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Human-cyborg relations, eh? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 16:35, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 19:54, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Even better. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 16:35, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Heh. Threepio is more sensible than Solo. Dark Father 13:26, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) 3PO wisdom. Unit 8311 19:55, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Pwned by Goldenrod. jSarek 10:10, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Threepio can be kind of Voyager-Doctor-y at times. Or perhaps it's the other way around.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Weequay (+6)
"Is it tiny little off-world creatures that infest the body and kill the host horribly at a later date, giving the killer time to establish an alibi elsewhere?"

- Weequay consulting the Great God Quay on the murder of Ak-Buz

For

 * 1) Weequays certainly have an... inventive mind. Leialover229 22:30, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Imagine how freaked out he'd be if that turned out to be right Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Uh, okay? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:32, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Unit 8311 19:55, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Reply hazy, try again later. jSarek 10:14, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dammit jsarek, I was gonna say that XD  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Anakin Skywalker (+2)
"Mom, you said that the biggest problem in the universe is no one helps each other."

- Anakin Skywalker, to Shmi Skywalker

For

 * 1) QotD at IMDb. Cheesy but true. Dark Father 13:38, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 07:22, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Hell with it, we need more TPM quotes. Unit 8311 19:56, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * No, that's the second biggest problem. The biggest problem in the universe is your dumb ass.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) I would have said yes to this if the next line was included. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 15:12, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --<font color="#9F0500">Squishy Vic <font color="#0C003F">(discussion) <font color="#0C003F">(contributions) 19:11, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) That damn droid. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 15:42, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) ''Madclaw likes this one.  Madclaw Shyriiwook! 15:47, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Heh. They brought 3PO back in a big way Enochf 07:21, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Shut him up or shut him down! Unit 8311 19:57, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 08:48, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Dark Father 21:54, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) That's ambition, innit? KEJ 17:00, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Eh, I guess. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:32, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Ka-boom. Unit 8311 19:58, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Heh. jSarek 10:19, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo (+2)
"Who needs a lightsaber? I haven't seen anything that impressive since your mother wrapped a chain around Jabba's throat."

- Han Solo, regarding Jaina Solo's newfound shatterpoint ability

For

 * Ahh, fond memories. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:57, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Unit 8311 19:59, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Wait, I thought he was blind! KEJ 11:44, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * It's all right, he can see a lot better now. - Lord Hydronium 22:32, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Don't you mean "Trust me"?  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Another pivotal moment. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:36, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Aw, how sad Enochf 07:19, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Boo hoo hoo. Unit 8311 19:59, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) SPOILER AL--ah, who cares.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Have I mentioned how cool Bossk is in this trilogy? Enochf 10:03, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:32, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Glooaargghhsskk. KEJ 11:33, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) --<font color="#9F0500">Squishy Vic <font color="#0C003F">(discussion) <font color="#0C003F">(contributions) 19:11, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Unit 8311 20:00, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) --Eyrezer 08:48, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Saba Sebatyne (+2)
"Now you have dragged us all into the dungpit! Never call your father old."

- Saba Sebatyne to Jaina Solo, about her father

For

 * 1) Well...I like you, Saba. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 15:20, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 20:00, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Terrible. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 15:20, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 19:49, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 20:01, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Changed source to YJK Lalala la 03:42, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) *Well, no... the Luke/Jaina exchange is Invincible, but it was a callback to the Jacen/Jaina exchange from Lightsabers Enochf 03:52, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) *Oh whoops, my bad Lalala la 18:39, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Kind of funny without context, incredibly poignant with context. jSarek 10:23, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) --Eyrezer 08:45, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 9) Now it's funnier. This is so Luke-like. Dark Father 21:53, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) About as funny as it was in Lost in Space. TIEPilot051999 13:50, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Originally Jacen/Jaina from Young Jedi Knights: Lightsabers Enochf 19:49, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Dead Moffs=Hooray! —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 15:20, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Just like old times. Unit 8311 20:02, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Atton burn Enochf 20:29, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) My style. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:31, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Atton stings. Unit 8311 20:02, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Lord Hydronium 22:34, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Breathe deep THAT gathering gloom, bitch!  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Qui-Gon Jinn (+8)
"Secrets must be exposed when found. Detours must be taken when encountered. And if you are the one who stands at the crossroads or the place of concealment, you must never leave it to another to act in your place."

- Qui-Gon Jinn

For

 * Ah, chaotic good Qui-Gon in the lawful good Jedi Order Enochf 05:15, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) I second that emotion. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:31, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Qui-Gon wisdom. Unit 8311 20:03, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) likes this.  Drewton  [[Image:Era-old.png|20px]] ( Drewton's Holocron ) 23:42, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) You got that right. KEJ 15:33, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Per Enochf. jSarek 10:25, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) --Eyrezer 08:45, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally, he became Maul food.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

IG-88B (+5)
"We think, therefore we are. Therefore we will propagate. Therefore we will remain."

- IG-88B and IG-88A, in unison, upon B's activation

For

 * 1) I saw this and I immediately loved it. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 23:18, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Definitely! Drewton  [[Image:Era-old.png|20px]] ( Drewton's Holocron ) 23:39, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dig it Enochf 04:01, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) --Eyrezer 08:45, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Technically, the first part has already been QOTD, but without the follow-up, it's just quoting Descartes Enochf 04:01, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Wow, I looked & didn't see anything. Sorry! —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 13:24, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Jaius Yorub (+8)
"This is the Galactic Alliance Cruiser Indomitable. Captain Jaius Yorub commanding. Though battles have been lost, the Alliance still lives. We have not surrendered, we do not concede the stars. We will win back our birthright. Freedom."

- Jaius Yorub's final words

For

 * 1) One of the greatest, most inspiring quotes ever... worthy of the Original Trilogy.--Gonzalo84 04:14, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I hear that. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 13:24, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Yay for Freedom! Nanook 17:17, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Mistrx75 04:05, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) ToRsO bOy 10:57, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) * I'm more of a tyranny person, but.... Imperial Star Destroyer 11:41, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Yeeaaaah freedom! Unit 8311 13:23, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) You can't take the sky from me. jSarek 10:26, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 9) Banzai!  Madclaw Shyriiwook! 21:39, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * Heh, about 15 years prescient Enochf 05:55, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) How can I not, yub yub. Madclaw Shyriiwook! 06:04, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Indeed. Thefourdotelipsis 09:37, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) What's a "blog"?! Dark Father 20:17, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Ewoks throwing down some mad wisdom. --ToRsO bOy 10:55, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Beat me to it! -- Ozzel 10:11, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Nice farseeing check, Wicket. jSarek 10:27, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Ewoks are clearly opposed to the concept of MySpace, then. Unit 8311 20:42, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) --Eyrezer 08:45, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 9) Awesome.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Nope. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 13:24, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Ugh. Blogs may have already been integrated into the Star Wars universe, but they don't need to be integrated to our front page. Leialover229 3:53, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Somebody better make an article for "blog"! Dark Father 21:04, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * It's done! Somebody could expand it, though. Dark Father 17:05, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Yoda (+8)
"Soon will I rest. Yes, forever sleep. Earned it, I have."

- Master Yoda, to Luke Skywalker

For

 * 1) I watched this last nite. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 13:24, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage. KEJ 15:31, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Enochf 07:19, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Classic. Dark Father 20:19, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Earned this, you have. jSarek 10:29, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Sniff. Yoda, tear-wrencher is a. Unit 8311 18:30, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) ~Roger Roger~ [[Image:Battledroid.jpg|11px|]] Home of the B1s 20:56, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Put up with a lotta crap I have.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Mistrx75 04:18, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 20:27, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Goes well with the leg irons and the Codru-Ji costume. jSarek 10:30, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 18:31, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Mistrx75 04:18, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Soon you will learn to appreciate me Enochf 04:28, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Granny kisses. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 20:27, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) * Princess Leia Organa has been found kissing Jabba the Hutt. Over to you, Tom. Imperial Star Destroyer 11:39, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I guess he'll have to settle for a Wookiee. jSarek 10:31, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) snogging jabba lolz. Unit 8311 18:32, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Trip 19:32, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Huh? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 20:27, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Mistrx75 21:37, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) It's a shame we don't get more binary-translation. Nanook 22:11, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) R2 speeks. Unit 8311 18:33, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) R2 talking confuses and frightens me Enochf 21:17, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I also don't see Threepio saying "Ha-ha."  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Leia (+1)
"Hey, I knew there was more to you than money."

- Leia Organa, on Han Solo

For

 * 1) Yeah, right. Dark Father 20:24, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage. KEJ 09:06, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Aw. Unit 8311 18:33, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Unimpressive. Most unimpressive. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:03, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I think we've all learned an important lesson here today.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Krul is badass. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:16, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:34, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Revan (+1)
"There are two Mandalorians out in the woods. One of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other Mandalorian takes out his communicator and contacts his commander. He gasps: "My partner has collapsed! I don't know what to do!" After a moment, the commander responds: "Calm down. I can help. First let's make sure your partner is dead." There is a silence then a blaster shot is heard. Back on the communicator, the Mandalorian says: "Okay, now what?""

- Revan tells the Mandalorian Joke

For

 * 1) --DX-2052 23:08, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 19:09, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Mando humour! Unit 8311 18:35, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Inaccurate quote Enochf 00:14, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 00:40, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments
Notes:1:I am aware one of the sith interrupts during it 2:I want to add Ordos line about it being more realistic if the commander shot them both, but I don't rembear either line exactly--DX-2052 23:08, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Jan Dodonna (-3)
"An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the battle station, the approach will not be easy, you're required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only 2 meters wide, its a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system, a precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station, only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction. The shaft is ray shielded so you'll need to use proton torpedoes. Man your ships, and may the force be with you."

- Jan Dodonna briefing pilots before the Battle of Yavin

For

 * 1) May have missed someone butting in.--DX-2052 23:33, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Inaccurate quote Enochf 00:15, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) *Then why don't you fix it? considering how I pointed out that it isn't correct (I don't have a VHS player avilible and the only copy of ANH I have is on VHS,) --DX-2052 03:15, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Grab some bench. Toprawa and Ralltiir 19:32, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Yawn. Unit 8311 18:36, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Blah blah blah procedural plot stuff yadda yadda etc.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) As nominator. Imperial Star Destroyer 15:38, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Nah. Unit 8311 18:37, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Darth Krayt (-1)
"No! I take what I desire! I am the living Lord of the Sith! This is not the truth and it is not my destiny! I forge my own way, I walk a new path, and if you will not serve me, be gone!"

- Darth Krayt

For

 * 1) Darth Craetor 03:38, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) * Hell yeah. Imperial Star Destroyer 11:35, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) You go right back and put that right back until you finish your dinner... I'm warning you, you take one bite out of that and you are in big trouble. Don't... Hey! Don't you dare... Don't you DARE do that. You hear me? Hold it right there! You put that ice cream in your mouth and you are in very, very, VERY big trouble. Don't you dare go anywhere beyond that... Put it down right now. I am not going to say it again. I am NOT going to say it AGAIN. Thefourdotelipsis 09:07, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:38, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Novely goodness Enochf 17:19, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 09:30, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 10:14, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Hehe. Nanook 19:54, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Unit 8311 18:38, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

RC-1262 ("Scorch") (+3)
"These must be the droids we're looking for."

- RC-1262 ("Scorch")

For

 * 1) You sarcastic, weak-minded fool! Enochf 17:20, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) This is the quote I'm voting for. KEJ 19:44, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Nothing to see here. Move along. Unit 8311 18:39, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Thefourdotelipsis 09:03, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Not even a nibble. jSarek 10:35, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) --Eyrezer 08:38, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) He's already a werebadger anyway Enochf 11:57, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Unit 8311 18:40, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Ackmena (+8)
"Listen, Krelman, you're kind and sweet and terribly attractive, but if you're saying what I think you're saying you felt you meant I thought you needed to hear, then I just have one thing to say: I did not."

- Ackmena tells Krelman she's just not that into him

For

 * 1) Ackmena, don't do this to me! -- Ozzel 09:05, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Thefourdotelipsis 09:08, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Vote again soon, I'll be waiting Enochf 09:19, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) I don't know what this means. Dark Father 09:33, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) It's almost like a Rube Goldberg machine made out of words. jSarek 10:38, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) --Eyrezer 08:38, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Heartbreaker. Unit 8311 18:41, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Per jSarek.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Ozzel 01:20, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Problem solved! Enochf 07:18, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lord Hydronium 10:02, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Genius. Unit 8311 18:43, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Sometimes the simple plans are the best. Darth Xadún ( Consult the Holocron ) 09:28, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) How obviously simple! --ToRsO bOy 17:12, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Sorry. —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) You and I are very much alike, Mr. Bond...Enochf 09:19, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Wow, these Jedi Prince books sure are interesting. Dark Father 20:02, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) --Eyrezer 08:37, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) These are books for no one. -- Ozzel 11:33, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 18:43, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Great line. —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Renominated Lalala la 15:26, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:44, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Eh... kind of a reach, continuity-wise Enochf 18:38, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Old school purity Enochf 08:33, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Pure old koovity. Dark Father 10:26, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Vintage. KEJ 18:42, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) We got death star! Unit 8311 18:45, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Nanook 19:28, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Proof that the old ones really are the best. Darth Xadún ( Consult the Holocron ) 09:34, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) I guess. —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Princess Leia (+2)
"It's long enough since escaping the Death Star that I'd forgotten just how muddled your rescues get!"

- Princess Leia, to Han Solo

For

 * 1) Enochf 10:03, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 10:27, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Leia stings. Unit 8311 18:45, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) We need some new characters up here. —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Boba Fett (+3)
"Trust is hard, among enemies. Perhaps we should return to the battle; perhaps, Han Solo, we should let fly, and once more let fate decide who will survive, as we did when we were young."

- Boba Fett to Han Solo, resolving a standoff.

For

 * 1) Renominated. Made +7 last time and I just can't pass on my favorite interpretation of the Fett man.Mistrx75 06:23, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I always support tenacious nominators. I am one. Dark Father 17:28, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I thought I saw this before... —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Dooku (+2)
"Remember what I taught you, General. If you are to succeed in combat against the best of the Jedi, you must have fear, surprise and intimidation on your side, for if any one element is lacking, it would be best for you to retreat. You must break them before you engage them. Only then will you ensure victory and have your trophy."

- Dooku, training General Grievous

For

 * 1) Our weapon is fear and surprise, our two weapons are fear, surprise and intimidation – three, wait, amongst our weaponry are – I'll come in again Enochf 10:11, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) This was a great scene. —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Yrfeloran 05:10, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Palpatine (+7)
"Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?"

- Palpatine, to Mace Windu

For

 * 1) I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! Enochf 10:11, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 17:26, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Nanook 19:58, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) You're never gonna score! --ToRsO bOy 17:08, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) The Senate will decide your fate. —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) I am the Senate. -- Joe Butler (Obi Maul12)  (Chow) 01:43, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) You do not want my bungholio to get polio.  Madclaw Shyriiwook! 15:20, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Lalala la 02:09, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Hahaha ha. Dark Father 17:10, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) It gets a little corny after a while... —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Revan (+1)
"What can I say? I'm a talented individual."

- Revan

For

 * 1) Ha! It explains everything. Darth Craetor 04:01, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 17:10, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

C-3PO (+4)
"But, Master Luke, Kessel has always been last on my list of places in the galaxy I'd like to see. Particularly on a dangerous spy mission without my own head."

- C-3PO

For

 * 1) --Eyrezer 08:58, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Less talk, more unscrewing the head, Professor Enochf 09:52, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I can't stand these silly quotes. Give me more of them. Dark Father 17:11, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) So how is he talking then? —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) A man's got to do what he's got to do.--Eyrezer 08:58, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Wow, what quotes. Actually not that bad. Dark Father 17:12, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) I dear say. —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) -- Joe Butler (Obi Maul12)  (Chow) 18:27, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

C-3PO gossips (+4)
"A mutant – part human, part alien. Quite surprising. I've certainly never heard any gossip that Emperor Palpatine had a son by a three-eyed alien woman. Have you?"

- C-3PO, to R2-D2

For

 * 1) --Eyrezer 09:02, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Sure I have! Hey, did you hear the one about Moff Tarkin taking his Rodian wife on a honeymoon? Enochf 09:51, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) More wacky quotes from these books, the better. Dark Father 16:56, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Richard Gere as Wicket ^_^ I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO! Enochf 21:39, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 17:11, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Latara (+0)
"Hi. Uh, I'll bet you've often asked yourself, 'Where can I go in the forest for a really good shampoo?'"

- Latara, trying to sell shampoo to the Bobog

For

 * 1) Come on, how can you say no to Latara? Enochf 21:39, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Like this. —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 21:50, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Can't nom the whole conversation, so let's go with this. - Lord Hydronium 22:15, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 16:58, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Davin Felth (+3)
"Look, sir, droids."

- Davin Felth, to Mod Terrik

For

 * 1) Dark Ridley 03:08, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Wow. Another classic. Dark Father 17:10, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Short. To the point. Enochf 21:13, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) I have no use for quoits, especially when they're only...toilet seats in disguise! Thefourdotelipsis 14:14, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Teebo! FTW!!  Madclaw Shyriiwook! 17:06, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dark Father 17:12, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Old saying (+4)
"How can you tell if a Neimoidian is lying? His mouth is open."

- An old saying relating to the Neimoidians

For

 * 1) --  Joe Butler (Obi Maul12)  (Chow) 16:47, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Beat me to the punch. --ToRsO bOy 17:13, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dark Father 17:13, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Since I nominated some, I definitely have to vote for Neimoidian bashing quotes. Leialover229 3:54, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 05:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * LOL, racism! - Lord Hydronium 04:59, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments
Could you provide a source from where that quote is from?  Madclaw Shyriiwook! 17:06, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Woops. Can't believe I forgot to add that. --  Joe Butler (Obi Maul12)  (Chow) 17:11, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Gilad Pellaeon, Kurlen Flennic, Ephin Sarreti, Crowal, an anonymous moff, Freyborn, a teapot, and Mara Jade Skywalker (-3)
Flennic: "And why is that?" Sarreti: "Isn't that obvious, Kurlen? If we sit here expecting to defend our territories indefinitely, we'll all be dead within months." Pellaeon: "And giving Vorrik time to petition another strike force from Shimrra&mdash;fresher, larger, and certainly more eager for our blood&mdash;would be suicide. We remain a threat only so long as we remain alive." Flennic: "I can't help but feel apprehensive about the alternative you're about to propose." Pellaeon: "It's the only alternative that I can see. We must take the fight to the Yuuzhan Vong." Flennic: "You would have us leave our worlds behind? Undefended?" Pellaeon: "Not entirely. Every planet would retain a token defense force&mdash;at least enough to repel the sort of attack Yaga Minor suffered." Crowal: "But not enough to repel a serious invasion." Sarreti: "If the Yuuzhan Vong are kept busy elsewhere, there won't be one." Flennic: "Can we be absolutely certain of that, though? Admiral, you are gambling with our very lives here!" Pellaeon: "Isn't that what all leaders must do in times of war? I'm offering you a chance of victory as opposed to the certainty of our destruction. Mark my words: if we do nothing, we will be destroyed." Crowal: "If, as you say, we can't beat the Yuuzhan Vong here, then how do you propose we beat them on their own territory?" Pellaeon: "A fair question. And one that has occupied my mind these last couple of days." Flennic: "Go on then. Give us your answer." Pellaeon: "There is only one possible answer. In order to survive intact, the Empire needs to see itself objectively; it needs to cultivate a certain distance from its immediate past and see itself in the context of the wider galaxy and its history. We are not alone here, as much as we might sometimes like to pretend we are. We cannot avoid what is happening outside, as the Yuuzhan Vong have so convincingly demonstrated. For too long have we kept to ourselves; for too long have we ignored what is going on out there in the wider galaxy. We have remained content to direct our attention inward, at our own navels. I do not exclude myself from this criticism, either. There have been times I could have fought harder to do what my gut told me was right. That I didn't will be my undying shame, because it was almost our undoing. But I will not let it happen again." Flennic: "You will not? Grand Admiral, I trust we are coming to some sort of point here. If you have gathered us together to dictate your terms, then please get on with it so that we can vote on your dismissal and put this behind us forever." Pellaeon: "As Grand Admiral of the Imperial Navy, I am formally advising the Moff Council that at our earliest possible convenience we must strike a formal agreement with the Galactic Federation of Free Alliances to share military resources in order to repel the threat of the Yuuzhan Vong from the galaxy. Furthermore, I advise that this agreement be ongoing after the immediate threat has passed. The only way to survive in the future is to turn our back on the past. As much as some of you may dislike to hear it, it is time for us to make peace with one another." Flennic: "Join the Galactic Alliance? Have you gone mad? You can't believe that any of us would ever agree to this!" Pellaeon: "I don't need your agreement, Kurlen. When I say that I am advising the council, I am only following a formality. This is the way it will be, because this is the way it has to be. I am simply saving you the need to think it through for yourselves." Anonymous moff: "This is treason!" Sarreti: "It's common sense." Pellaeon: "My loyalty to the Empire is as strong as it has ever been. I will do what I must to ensure its survival." Freyborn: "By forcing us to submit to them? We have spent our lives fighting this scum, and now you wish us to&mdash;" Pellaeon: "Be mindful of your words, Moff Freyborn These 'scum,' as you call them, saved my life back at Bastion&mdash;as well as saving the Empire from an early grave." Flennic: "A grave they dug for us in the first place. At our peak we would never have fallen to the Yuuzhan Vong as they have. We would have sent them back from whence they came&mdash;impaled upon their own amphistaffs!" Pellaeon: "Do you really believe that, Kurlen? We weren't able to resist a handful of Rebels, so how would we have resisted the massed might of the Yuuzhan Vong? Your reasoning is both faulty and circular&mdash;and it is precisely the kind of reasoning that has brought us to these straits. The Empire is foundering not from forces exterior to it, but as a result of its own internal weaknesses. Our current circumstances are our own fault; it is foolish to lay blame elsewhere for our own failings." Flennic: "The Empire will never surrender to the Galactic Alliance, Admiral. And I cannot believe you would ever consider this after all your years resisting their insidious advance!" Pellaeon: "Like it or not, they have ruled the galaxy for almost as many decades as we did&mdash;and with less bloodshed and military expenditure, I might add. Right now, they are the one thing that stands between us and enslavement and death at the hands of the Yuuzhan Vong, and it is time we acknowledged that. And we need to do it now before we bury ourselves beneath old grudges and an inability to accept reality." Flennic: "I refuse to accept defeat. And I don't regard that inability as a disability, either. The Empire is strong; we proved that&mdash;you proved that&mdash;by repelling the invasion. Why, on a day when we should be celebrating our victory, are we contemplating the end of the Empire?" Pellaeon: "First, allying ourselves with the Galactic Alliance isn't the same thing as dissolving the Empire. That should be obvious even to a child, Kurlen. They're not asking us to surrender our sovereignty; nor will we. We will simply combine forces to our mutual benefit. Second, as I said earlier, the Empire exists today only because of luck: luck that the Yuuzhan Vong didn't attack sooner, and luck that the emissaries from the Galactic Alliance came along when they did to show us how to fight effectively. Third, if we don't fight back now, the Yuuzhan Vong will return and strike us down without any mercy whatsoever. If we don't drive them back and join with our neighbors to keep them back, then no one will ever be safe again. And this Empire we hold so precious will completely cease to be. If you can't accept that argument, Kurlen, then you'll have to learn to accept your irrelevance to the council instead." Flennic:  "Are you threatening me?" Pellaeon: "Yes, Kurlen, I am. The council will unanimously accept my proposal, or I will take the entire fleet with me when I leave." Flennic: "This is treason of the worst kind, Admiral." Pellaeon: "How strong are your convictions, Kurlen? Are you prepared to die for them?" Flennic: "You can't threaten us, Admiral! We are the Council of Moffs; we appointed you. We can always appoint another Grand Admiral to take your place&mdash;one who won't lead us down such a treacherous path!" Pellaeon: "Another warlord choking on remembered glories, you mean? There aren't many left, Kurlen. Our numbers have dwindled in futile attempts to reclaim something that was taken from us long ago. The galaxy isn't ours by right; we have lost it. The sooner we accept that, the sooner we can begin to understand what role exists for us now. And if that new role is to be part of the Galactic Alliance, then so be it. It has to be better than extinction. I for one am sick of fighting a war we can never win&mdash;and against the wrong enemy, what's more." Flennic: "This is madness. Are you all just going to stand by and let him destroy everything we've managed to salvage?" Sarreti: "It's better than being dead, Kurlen." Crowal: "Or enslaved." Flennic: "You, Crowal? You believe this nonsense?" Crowal: "It's not nonsense, Kurlen. I argued against joining the Galactic Alliance when the enemy wasn't on our doorstep, thinking that if we didn't provoke the Yuuzhan Vong, they would leave us alone. But that proved to be a mistake." Flennic: "No. No&hellip;No! I will not submit! You! You and your vile mind tricks have poisoned us!" Jade Skywalker: "Nonsense. We use our powers to save lives, not waste them&mdash;unlike you, Moff Flennic. You are not the only one here who served under Palpatine. I have changed, and so has the Grand Admiral. And I suspect that you must have, too, for our former master would never have tolerated such idiocy in one of his servants. What were you thinking? That Yaga Minor would become capital now that Bastion has fallen? That you would lead the council? Don't be a fool, Flennic." Pellaeon: "Stand down, Kurlen. Stand down now and abide by the will of the council, and I swear that no action will be taken for what has happened here today." Flennic: "Very well. I give my support to your proposal of allying ourselves with the Galactic Alliance. But I stand by my opinion, Admiral." Pellaeon: "As it is yours to stand by. But hear this, Kurlen: you have pulled a weapon on me this day, an act of treason that under normal circumstances would be punishable by death. But these are not normal circumstances, and so I am prepared to overlook your insurrection. However, from this moment on you would be wise to be mindful of your actions. Because if you so much as breathe in a manner that I think is treacherous, then I will have your head. Is that understood?" &mdash;Gilad Pellaeon, Kurlen Flennic, Ephin Sarreti, Crowal, an anonymous moff, Freyborn, and Mara Jade Skywalker [src]
 * Pellaeon: ''"The reason I have brought you all here is quite simple. I wish to share with you a realization I have come to, and to tell you what I intend to do about it. In the last forty-eight standard hours, the Imperial Navy has fended off the greatest threat it has ever faced. You've seen the reports and studied the breakdowns, so I'm sure you can understand the significance of what happened at Bastion and, hopefully, will have some appreciation of the seriousness of the decisions we must now make. Until we rebuild Bastion, the Empire is temporarily without a capital; the Moff Council has lost several of its most important members and, with them, I suspect, its short-term cohesion. Many of our citizens have been enslaved by the Yuuzhan Vong, and our borders are no longer safe. But the threat we have repelled is not the Yuuzhan Vong. It is something far more insidious. Indeed, we didn't know we were facing it until the very last, when it was almost too late to fend it off. That threat can be summed up in one word. It is a word that has more fear for me than extinction. It is irrelevance. When we first heard about the Yuuzhan Vong, we blithely observed their passage through the galaxy and assumed that when they didn't attack us, they did so out of caution. We were too strong, too determined, too superior for them to risk a confrontation. We believed ourselves to be too formidable an opponent. But when we sent support to the Battle of Ithor, we saw just how strong the enemy's fleets really were. Afraid that we would be unable to defend ourselves, we pulled in our heads and dug in, waiting for an attack that never came. And it never came because we simply didn't matter to the Yuuzhan Vong. We weren't considered a threat. We had demonstrated an unwillingness to become involved in someone else's fight, and a propensity for sitting back and watching our neighbors being destroyed. Why should they attack us? We weren't hurting them; if anything, we were making their job easier. In effect, we made ourselves irrelevant, and for that I feel the greatest shame of all. Well, we've been attacked now. No one could've missed that. But does that mean we're relevant? No. It means that Supreme Overlord Shimrra took a moment to stamp out a potential threat lingering around his rear lines. A potential threat, mind you, not an actual threat. The force he sent wasn't sufficient to disable us, even with surprise on its side, but it was nothing compared to the resources he committed to Coruscant. B'shith Vorrik, furthermore, is no Tsavong Lah or Nas Choka. Had we really mattered to the overall war, Shimrra would have wiped us out years ago, not tried now as an afterthought. But we refused to roll over and be destroyed, even when we were grievously injured. We insulted the enemy as he retreated, and we liberated some of those taken captive. We showed them that we are not easy prey, and that we will not be so easily dismissed. If Shimrra didn't consider the Empire a threat before, he will now. How long he considers us a threat, however, is entirely up to us."''

For

 * 1) I'm bored. -- AdmirableAckbar (Talk) 14:09, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Before we abolish long quotes I want to see one on the main page.  Madclaw Shyriiwook! 15:10, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lolz. -- Joe Butler (Obi Maul12)  (Chow) 21:14, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Quote of the Day, not Scene of the Day. :P Thefourdotelipsis 14:27, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) This could be the featured article, not the featured quote. Note: I do not want some noob to actually nominate this for FA.  Chack Jadson  (Talk) 14:29, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) When does it become not fair use anymore? Enochf 14:33, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Because putting this on would cause the main page to break down and die. Unit 8311 14:53, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) What the blazes.... Lalala la 03:33, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) I don't think it's good for book sales if you start nominating entire novels... [[User:Leialover229|Leialover229] 3:54, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Imperial AT-ST Manuel (+2)
"AT-STs will no longer be deployed on planets with an abundance of trees or other known obstacles such as rock-wielding primitives."

- Post Battle of Endor manuel.

For

 * 1) Dark Ridley 04:09, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Yrfeloran 05:13, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Manuel! ....(ding) MANUEL! Thefourdotelipsis 05:11, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * You need to provide a source for this quote. --Eyrezer 05:15, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

General Grievous (+1)
"I am Grievous, warlord of the Kaleesh and Supreme Commander of the armies of the Confederacy. And I am not a droid."

- General Grievous.

For

 * 1) Dark Ridley 04:31, 8 June 2008 (UTC)