Wookieepedia:April Fools' Day 2012/Holy trinity

The Holy trinity was a title used by some when talking about several groups of people including the Ones, the Skywalkers, the Chosen Ones, and them. The trinity was made up of three titles: the "Father", the "Son", and the "Holy Ghost".

The Ones
The Holy trinity was used to describe the Ones:
 * The "Father" title was given to the Father.
 * The "Son" title was given to the Son.
 * The "Holy Ghost" title was given to the Daughter after her death.

The Skywalkers
The Holy trinity was used to describe the Skywalkers:
 * The "Father" title was given to Anakin Skywalker.
 * The "Son" title was given to Luke Skywalker.
 * The "Holy Ghost" title was given to Mara Jade Skywalker after her death.

The Chosen Ones
The Holy trinity was used to describe the Chosen Ones:
 * The "Father" title was given to Superman (a.k.a. The Force).
 * The "Son" title was given to Chuck Norris (a.k.a. Kyle Katarn, the Chosen one).
 * The "Holy Ghost" title was given to Cad Bane/Boba Fett, because he was Holy and he was like a Ghost to his prey.

Them
The Holy trinity was used to describe them:
 * The "Father" title was given to George Lucas.
 * The "Son" title was given to Dave Filoni.
 * The "Holy Ghost" title was given to SuperShadow, until it was revealed that SuperShadow was Dave Filoni, at which point no one was really sure what to do.