User:Naboo pilot

The Naboo Pilot (me) woke up one day thinking he was a human, he was right. Therein lies the most important message, I am always right. This is the best source of infomation on the interweb. Am I not right?

My Name
Star Wars Episode I was my favorite because of Darth Maul and N1 Starfighters. I named my self after the the the Pilots of these awesome ships because they a lot ended up dead defending their planet in a near imposssible mission.

Transport
When I'm not driving around in a bright red Mini I like to take a Bugatti Veyron out for a spin

Weapon of Choice
My pen gun named Oliver, it is really awesome and could probly kill a Tusken Raider. I am wanting to get a lightsaber replica to scare off any annoying Jawas trying to steal stuff.

Conclusive Things
I know this page is small but there are sith lords out there wanting to kill me because I was mildly and mistakeably involved in the whole "The Stig owns you yet he lives in a cupboard burn ya gonna need some ice" incident