User:Chack Jadson

Hey, I'm Chack Jadson. Also see my Wikipedia account, which I rarely use, or my fanon biography on the Fanon Wiki. No, Chack Jadson is not my real name. Nor is Chad Jackson, Jack Chadson, or even Jad Chackson. I am a huge Star Wars fan, even though I just learned about the EU in early 2006 when I discovered this website.

For the most part I just do minor edits. I specialize in grammar/spelling/tense corrections. If I see something that I think is wrong I'll fix it or ask about it on the talk page. Occasionally I'll do large edits but mostly I do tiny things. One of my projects is fixing titles of things, that is, making sure that the bolded text is the same as the article title and contains no links or ranks. Minor, but I enjoy it. I also make a lot of redirects. Something I don't do though, is upload images. I haven't read a ton of books, but I know a lot about Star Wars (more about the films than the EU). I'm on about an hour a day (though it varies, sometimes significantly) because I'm only in high school. I like to help and be a contributor to this Wiki. I am a Wookieepedia addict!

My favorite Star Wars books are Outbound Flight and Revenge of the Sith.

My favorite movies besides Star Wars are the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy.

If you haven't already then go to the Robot Chicken article and then go to the official site. Watch the clips. They are hilarious.

Just some quotes I made up here.
 * Palpatine was powerful. Insanely so.
 * No mortal is a match for the Emperor.
 * A Phantom Menace. This is what it is: a threat to deceive them, threaten them, make them weak. Then, when they are divided, it will strike. And they shall be no more.
 * In life, I was Anakin Skywalker. Now, I am Darth Vader.
 * You have unleashed the wrath of Darth Maul. May the Force have mercy on your soul.

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Notes to Self
"One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces."

- Pink Floyd


 * User:Chack Jadson/sig
 * Darth Bane work-nominated
 * I think the duel with Kas'im should be included, including his trick with 2 lightsabers that he'd concealed from Bane.
 * The bit about Rain finding her own way off Ruusan, is that actually in JvS as referenced?
 * Some of the P&T doesn't seem very well strung together. There is also some overlap that should be avoided.
 * "Bane was independent, defying Qordis, and heading to Lehon instead of joining Kaan's army. After Lehon, Bane became confident in his supremely talented self. He manipulated others for his own purposes, not telling Githany or Kas'im about the private lessons he was taking with them" - the order of this needs to be reversed. It is as though going to Lehon led to the manipulation but the timing was the other way around.
 * The BTS on his origins should be expanded, making more mention of his specific appearances and how that developed.
 * Also the article makes no mention of the conflicts between JvS and POD. Surely this needs to go in the BTS at least.
 * Actually, add in a in-depth continuity section, as their is continuity differences between Bane's first mention in TPM novel, his appearances in Bane of the Sith and JvS, and then in PoD. He's a walking continuity nightmare, and Karpyshyn's disdain for canon hasn't helped.
 * Some of the references are wrong, (notably the elements from NEC are incorrectly labelled as Bane of the Sith) and there is a persistent troll intent on proving to all us misguided folks that Bane of the Sith is "noncanon". (It isn't, and said troll has been told as much many times before).
 * Actually, add in a in-depth continuity section, as there is many continuity differences between Bane's first mention in TPM novel, his appearances in Bane of the Sith and JvS, and then in PoD. He's a walking continuity nightmare, and Karpyshyn's disdain for canon hasn't helped. As it stands, it seems to heap all the blame on BotS and give the impression the others are saintly and without taint.
 * Second Battle of Coruscant work-nominated
 * Grievous work-nominated
 * Needs a reference at the end of "In the service of San Hill"
 * A bit more information from Labyrinth of Evil is needed.
 * Some sticky wording in the death section, particularly in "However, during the fight, Kenobi had pulled one of Grievous's chest plates off, Grievous's armor having been previously damaged by Windu, revealing the synth-skin gutsack holding Grievous's remaining organs"
 * P&T has no mention of his "softer" (okay, maybe just less bloodthirsty) side with Kunmar.
 * First lines of talents needs ref'd.
 * Yoda work
 * Battle of Kashyyyk (Clone Wars) work
 * Read current FAs
 * stats

Star Wars thoughts

 * I hate Jacen Solo.
 * The Yuuzhan Vong are dumb.
 * I think it would have been best if the Sith should have died at Endor.
 * I think the Legacy comics could become a huge mistake. Krayt's true identity is kind of underwhelming, and this whole Obi-Wan changed the course of the galaxy again... I dunno how that'll work out.
 * I do not like Lucas Bashers.
 * I wish sometimes people would just succumb to common sense, instead of insisting on a canon source.
 * I dislike Lumiya.
 * I hate vandals.
 * I hate bad grammar.
 * On another note, why do so many anons and new users have such horrible grammar?
 * I hate Supershadow.
 * I don't like Karen Traviss.
 * Wow, I dislike a lot of things.
 * Ignorant authors who screw up continuity annoy me.
 * I'm surprised how many users (and especially admins) are foreign. Just speaks to how popular Star Wars is. It's unversal.
 * George Lucas is pretty absent-minded.
 * My collection of Star Wars material is really miniscule. I hope to build it up in a few years, slowly.
 * I bet I'm the youngest user on the list of top 50 contributors. That explains the above statement.
 * I don't get this fascination with Kyle Katarn.
 * The Dark Underlord is awesome.
 * Why does everyone make such a fuss about the Exile's gender?
 * I've never played KOTOR I or II. Horrifying.
 * I like starfighters, especially the Eta-2 Actis-class light interceptor.
 * Cruisers are awesome too.
 * I pretty much like all factions, but my favorite is the Rebel Alliance.
 * Thrawn's awesome in Outbound Flight, but in the Thrawn trilogy he's, well, a jerk. The Empire will do that to you I suppose.
 * I think Thrawn is a little overrated. Sure, he was an amazing commander, but I think people (especially those IU) forget how awesome Palaptine and Vader were. The biggest thing is that Thrawn wasn't Force-sensitive, and no matter what you argue, Force-sensitives are simply better. Maybe not as good at commanding a navy, but overall, the Force just gives them too many skills to dismiss. Palpatine and Vader would have done a better job ruling an Empire than Thrawn, because they were the two of the most powerful Sith ever. The point is, if we're having an Imperial fantasy draft, you can have Thrawn. I'll take Vader or Palpatine.
 * I think the Force needs to be respected, and those who are skeptics, like Zaarin or Motti or even Thrawn, deserve their fate. Those who underestimate it just don't understand it. The Force is extremely powerful in the hands of a master, and just can't be ignored like some people IU do.
 * I am a huge fan of Star Wars music. John Williams is awesome, and I am one of those weird people who likes film scores.
 * My favorite era is the Rise of the Empire era.
 * My favorite character is Luke Skywalker.
 * My favorite EU character is Darth Bane.
 * I pretty much like most characters, be they from the EU or movies originally.
 * Timothy Zahn is a great writer. Talon Karrde, Mara Jade, Pellaeon, etc.
 * Mara Jade and Luke Skywalker were perfect for each other.
 * We have some weird articles.
 * Kriff is a cool word.
 * For some funny stuff, go to Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.

Funny Vandalism
... Unfortunately, the death of Palpatine during the Battle of Endor ended up ruining Panaka's life.

Without the Emperor's favor to keep him in power, Panaka fell victim to the racist policies that were commonplace in the Empire, policies which discriminated not only against non-humans, but against humans with dark skin as well. As a result, Panaka was sold into slavery and sent to work on one of Naboo's plantations, where he was forced to pick cotton for 20 hours a day with minimal food and rest and was whipped and beaten on a frequent basis.

When Naboo joined the New Republic, Panaka was freed from slavery. The aged Panaka, weary and bitter from having spent so many years as a slave, departed from Naboo to settle down on the distant planet of Cathal with his four children, Kareem, Harold, Lindsley, and Panaka II. There, he started a farm where he grew Boomerowr, which is a type of plant that continues growing even after you pick it. When he was 90 years old, he created a pair of mechanical wings designed to allow humans to fly and survive in the vacuum of space without air. Taking several high-powered blaster rifles with him, Panaka attached the wings to his own body and went on a mission to explore outer space.

While in space, Panaka encountered N-K Necrosis, a droid made from the remains of General Grievous, and decided to attacked Necrosis, despite the fact that the droid possessed all the physical capabilities of the original Grievous and was armed with several lightsabers. Following a fierce one-on-one space battle, Panaka destroyed Necrosis once and for all, blasting the droid to pieces with his rifles and then taking the droid's remains and throwing them into a nearby star. Following that encounter, Panaka flew into the depths of space forever, never to be seen again.