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Pointless New Feature: The Quote of the Day from one year ago!

For

 * 1) --Eyrezer 02:14, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) He ain't no rodent! KEJ 11:10, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Yay Pabs! -- Ozzel 02:18, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) --JMM 18:08, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:59, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Well said.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 16:32, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) JMAS 17:49, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Cull Tremayne 00:30, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
 * So, yeah. Can this be put between some of the Jaxxon quotes on their way to the queue, maybe? And where is that Holy Hutch anyway? Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Funny... as of this date, there's an entry for space carrots, but not the Holy Hutch, whatever that is. Enochf 18:27, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) He's so smart, it's hard to believe he was chosen for his good looks Enochf 14:35, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Heh. Green Tentacle (Talk) 12:05, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Well...Jones was uncredited. I think. So he's...not wrong. I think. If that's the case, this is a bit of an Ed Glosser quote. Thefourdotelipsis 13:24, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Pff. Not a good quote. Unit 8311 17:31, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) * How does this make him look stupid? Being told James Earl Jones did the voice, well it is perfectly reasonable to ask if he was credited for it. I vote against. Savossk 11:45, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Fixing the sourcing issue.

Alex McCrindle (+7)
"And may the Force go with you!"

- Alex McCrindle (the actor who played Jan Dodonna)

For

 * 1) Poor Alex McCrindle. Thefourdotelipsis 13:12, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Yeah, and phasers on stun, and keep watching the skies, and Klaatu barada nikto. Enochf 15:46, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Lord Hydronium 05:16, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:22, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) I put the part he played in the attribution for clarity. - JMAS 17:54, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 16:29, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) May it go with you as well, Dodanna. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * If it's not Empire of Dreams, it's one of those docos on the OT Bonus disc. Thefourdotelipsis 13:12, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
 * I personally don't think we need to clarify who Alex McCrindle is. If they don't know, they can click the link. -LtNOWIS 04:44, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Happy ending, happy ending! Kick his ass, Aaron! Enochf 10:12, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Video link
 * Can we get that in a source link, maybe?
 * We'll have to make a new template for Dialogues w/URL, but yeah Enochf 09:49, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Don't encourage them, Mr. Eñe Enochf 21:18, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Best quote in the Pink Five series... and didn't make it last time, so here it comes again Enochf 21:59, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Tracynsenaar 15:29, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) --JMM 18:18, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:18, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Like so cool. KEJ 21:36, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 14:39, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) LethalReflex 00:20, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Lalala la 10:38, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) I was waiting for the "if you purchase the I'm-a-Jedi home kit series - just send in 3 easy payments of 29.99" after the "you too can become a Jedi" part. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Imperialles 23:10, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) meh. Darth Validus 21:18, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Destroy All Humans! 2 (+6)
"'The Adventures of Luke Starkiller'...? Yeah, right! You keep dreamin', Georgie!"

- heard when mind scanning a female hippie in Destroy All Humans! 2

For

 * 1) --Lycentia 20:50, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Why wasn't it called Destroy All Hippies? Enochf 09:56, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Darth Validus 01:39, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Nice.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 16:32, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Hippie. Unit 8311 17:32, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Cuz it's a hippie. Yeah. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Destroy All Humans! 2 (0)
"I'm Lu-I mean Cryptosporidium. I'm here to rescue you."

- Cryptosporidium, when rescuing Dr. Go in Destroy All Humans! 2

For

 * 1) --Lycentia 20:50, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Meh. Unit 8311 15:16, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Curious to see if anybody'll vote for RiffTrax Enochf 09:59, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) They will. Thefourdotelipsis 22:42, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Mistrx75 05:30, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Darth Validus 01:44, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) JMAS 18:08, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Meh. -- Ozzel 05:51, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) There are far better RiffTrax SW riffs than this! I demand alternate candidates! ALTERNAAAATE!  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 16:32, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Per Gonk. Unit 8311 15:41, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Per Gonk. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Pink Five (+2)
"Dude, the fat guy totally just blew up."

- Stacy in the first Pink Five film

For

 * 1) I can't believe this hasn't been done already! Tracynsenaar 15:55, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Probably the most iconic line from the first film. jSarek 13:19, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 16:32, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) LethalReflex 00:25, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) No big loss Enochf 03:47, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Boo. --Imperialles 23:09, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Boo indeed. Darth Validus 21:20, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) * I don't understand the Star Wars connection here. Savossk 11:50, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Pff. Unit 8311 16:31, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Rhymes With Orange (+7)
"Why backwards talk Yoda, but drunk no one assumes?"

- Rhymes With Orange

For

 * 1) Picked this up from someone's forum signature, but correct me if it's wrong Lalala la 07:32, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Speak drunk talk, yoda does, hmmm? Master Nikolce 00:27, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) What mean you last call it is? Just got here I did! Enochf 01:29, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Darth Validus 21:22, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Yoda, drunk is not. Yoda, high is. Unit 8311 17:12, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) JMAS 18:10, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Found a scholastic link Enochf 01:29, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Star Trek vs. Star Wars (+2)
"Your hate has made you powerful." "You would commit an act of aggression against the United Federation of Planets, if you do not withdraw immediately--" "Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side."

- Emperor Palpatine and Jean-Luc Picard

For

 * 1) The Enterprise against a Death Star and the Imperial fleet? Trekkies think they would stand a chance. I think it is a joke. Clark Kent300 02:26, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Master Nikolce 00:27, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Trekkie bashing or not, this is still not bad. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) To paraphase Oscar Wilde: Trekkie bashing is the lowest form of SW-related wit. Unit 8311 17:14, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Hardware Wars (+2)
"Basketball is a peaceful planet! Please! We have no weapons!"

- Princess Anne Droid in Hardware Wars

For

 * 1) Hee hee. Basketball. Enochf 07:30, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Darth Validus 01:45, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Nooooo! Not Basketball! Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Pff. Doesn't do it for me. Unit 8311 17:28, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) LtNOWIS 01:29, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) And he did it all without being able to use the Force!--Goodwood 01:41, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) LOL  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 16:32, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Like they'd ever do something so obvious. Green Tentacle (Talk) 15:24, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) You can't go wrong with Penny Arcade. - JMAS 18:14, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 14:40, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Cull Tremayne 16:41, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Hmph. So this is where Stradley and Ostrander go for ideas. Thefourdotelipsis 04:10, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) They must be psychic or something! Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Toprawa and Ralltiir 20:42, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 16:32, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) I hate it when it happens, thanks Mister blow-the-picture-for-me. Master Nikolce 09:24, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) One of my favourite lines from the Simpsons. Unit 8311 15:42, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) * Great quote :) Savossk 11:51, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Hehehe Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Enochf 21:23, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Isn't the exact quote, "Who would have thought that Darth Vader was Luke's father?" That's what List of references to Star Wars in television says anyways. -LtNOWIS 21:55, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 * You're right. The exact line is: "Wow, what an ending! Who would have thought..." Good catch. Toprawa and Ralltiir 22:00, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

South Park (+5)
"Why don't you go back to Endor, you stupid Wookiee?" "Wookiees don't live on Endor!" (In a mocking voice) "Wookiees don't live on Endor!"

- Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski arguing in an episode of South Park

For

 * 1) Toprawa and Ralltiir 18:14, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) This does not make sense!  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 16:32, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) What episdoe was this? Master Nikolce 09:25, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 15:39, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Indeed. This does not make sense! Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Give us an episode! Though I'm sure Matt & Trey heard plenty of fanboys telling them Wookiees don't live on Endor and probably got real tired of it real fast. Enochf 10:21, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) In 1924 I posed for another sculpture! Enochf 10:17, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 15:09, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) TIEPilot051999 15:10, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) * Hilarious and very well made edit-job. Savossk 13:38, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Lalala la 10:43, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 6)  I need a name  ( Complain here ) 11:06, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Family Guy (+2)
"So, Obi-Wan. We meet again. What part of 'stay fifty yards away at all times' don't you understand?"

- Stewie Griffin (as Darth Vader) to Herbert (as Obi-Wan Kenobi) on the Family Guy episode "Blue Harvest"

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 15:35, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments
Source: It happens at around 06:22.

Peter Griffin (+4)
"Oh, boy. Great idea, Princess. Diving into a pile of garbage. Hey, when we get out of here, maybe you can show me around your home planet of Alderaan...aw! Too soon?"

- Peter Griffin (as Han Solo) to Lois Griffin (as Leia Organa) on the Family Guy episode "Blue Harvest"

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 02:57, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 07:05, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Heh. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 19:18, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Will & Grace: James Earl Jones (+3)
"Like I need this crap at my age. I've got Darth Vader money!"

- James Earl Jones appearing on Will & Grace

For

 * 1) Lame show. Good quote. Enochf 07:05, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Agreed. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 19:13, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Xwing327 15:13, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 19:21, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 15:48, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Woah. Where did that come from, Mrs. Clinton? Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) I don't get it, but oh well...Unit 8311 19:21, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * source It starts @ 04:20.

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 14:46, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) I bet being next to that "Big Planet Blower Upper" beam really was adverse to their health. Too bad they didn't live long enough to do a case study - and sue the Empire! Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 19:22, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * source

Narrator/Marvel Star Wars (+8)
"Long ago in a galaxy far, far away... there exists a state of cosmic civil war. A brave alliance of underground freedom fighters has challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome Galactic Empire. This is their story!"

- Introduction to Marvel Comics' Star Wars series

For

 * 1) --JMM 17:52, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage... kind of. KEJ 09:45, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) "The awesome Galactic Empire" --Eyrezer 01:34, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) * --EthanS 14:51, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) I think I have enough edits now to put my vote back. --EthanS 15:05, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) JMAS 18:19, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Gotta love the Stan Lee-ization of the opening crawl. (Yes, I know it was Roy Thomas. Still.) &mdash;Silly Dan (talk) 14:27, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Cull Tremayne 16:44, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) Seems a bit POW, eh? Good 'ol Marvel. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * This was included in most, though not all, issues.

Narrator/C-3PO (+2)
"C-3PO barely had time to wish his little friend good luck and remind him to stay alert as Master Anakin brushed past him and climbed into the starfigther's cockpit, then fired the engine and blasted off, taking R2-D2 goodness knows where - probably to some preposterously horrible alien planet and into a perfectly ridiculous amount of danger - with never a thought how his loyal droid might feel about being dragged across the galaxy without so much as a by-your leave..."

- C-3PO reflects on Artoo's plight

For

 * 1) Mistrx75 19:35, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) That was one long sentence. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Alan Dean Foster (+3)
"An underground lake lay ahead of them. Despite the phosphorescent plant light, the lake was so wide that they could not see the far shore. The water was as black as the inside of the Emperor's mind."

- Alan Dean Foster, Splinter of the Mind's Eye

For

 * 1) KEJ 10:22, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Emperor's black mind! -- Ozzel 05:32, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Cull Tremayne 16:44, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) And what lies inside the Emperor's Nostril? Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 08:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Pff. Cheesy. Unit 8311 10:37, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * It's the last line, really, but the others were needed for contextualization. KEJ 10:22, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Stewie Griffin/Family Guy: Blue Harvest (+0)
"Watch Family Guy on FOX at 9pm on Sept. 23rd to answer all the important questions. Will Luke defeat the Empire? Will Han shoot first? Will anyone care? Find out soon!"

- Final sentence in an advertisement for Family Guy: Blue Harvest on Starwars.com by "Stewie Griffin".

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 14:53, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 16:11, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Super-Meh. Thefourdotelipsis 04:05, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) I don't know about super meh, but meh. Some passable copy written by an overpaid ad exec. Meh. Enochf 18:00, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * source

Havet Storm
"This feels like one of those no-win questions—when you get it right it's deadly and when you get it wrong, it's fatal."

- Havet Storm, caught in a dilemma

For

 * 1) Lord Hydronium 06:35, 29 September 2007 (UTC)