User:JediKnightZoobles

"Thanks for the help, *wink*, are you single? Oh? I guess that's because you're looking in..."Alderaan" places! Why don't me and those squishy lekku go explore this rock?"

Jedi Knight "Zoobles", although doubtfully his birthname, was a Force-sensitive, most likely human, or at the very least Humanoid male Jedi Knight who served the Galactic Republic, survived The Frogdog Rectumrush of 3642 BBY, and took an unfortunate part in the Great Galactic War.

After accidentally and unknowingly helping the Sith Empire (Post–Great Hyperspace War) in 3641 BBY by accidentally leaning on the controls of his masters Thranta-class corvette, thus causing the cruiser exit out of hyperspace and be shot down by the Imperial Navy (Sith Empire) over a Imperial Occupied Planet. He and the crew, including his VERY upset Jedi Master where forced to escape, leaving the Imperials to rummage through the wreckage and find what they where smuggling back to Republic Space. Going into hiding in a nearby scruffy looking town, the Republic crew hid low in a smuggy looking cantina. Right after Zoobles, and Petty officer Smeef Gundarrdirk, feeling shameful about having to run like pathetic little "squeemo's", decided to sneek out with eachother, without Zoobles Master knowing to re-take their fallen Corvette. After arriving at the Corvette and observing the light Imperial scavenging team, debating which of those hot-headed nerf hearders was the leader, Zoobles and Officer Smeef ran out of the nearby shrub they where hiding in full guns'a'blazing, war cries, and everything. Zoobles, igniting his blue-bladed lightsaber, Smeef with his D-60 Sonic Enforcer charged right in. The Imperials took note of this rather quickly and, although pretty puzzled, started firing back. The two valiant republic fighters seriously underestimated the distance of the run. Zoobles, trying his best to deflect everything, and Smeef using the cover to take out whoever he could, finally reached the wreckage and discovered, to no avail, their cargo was already hauled off. Still being shot at, Zoobles and Petty Officer Smeef soon realized that the situation was really a "not worth it" scenario, and cut a path to the nearby Imperial Speeders. After taking a blaster shot to the knee, Smeef soon joined Zoobs on the crotch-rocket, and they blasted off into the plains and trees back to the Cantina.

Long story short, the two would wind up as "seriously regretting doing that" because upon returning, and peaking around the block to make sure everything was clear, they came to see an Imperial Search team questioning the patrons and Cantina owner about the wearabouts of these silly goons. Suddenly, as if being sucked into the abyss, a fellow republic trooper and Zoobles Master, covering their mouths and pulling them back, asked "what in the blazes did you two do to get the imps so rallied up?!" They where interrupted though when a Imp goon spotted them, and started firing. Running all the way to the nearby hanger, Zoobles, against his masters wishes, sucker knocked over an innocent imperial freighter pilot on the run, and dragged her aboard while the rest of the republic troops filed on. After taking off and escaping the fire of the perusing Imps, Zoobs thanked the pilot for the corporation, and her amazing piloting skills despite having his ignited lightsaber less than a metre away from chopp'in that suckers head off. After lashing out, and forcing Zoobs to stop violently threatening the rather annoyed Twi'lek pilot, the fellow Mirialan Jedi Master, Unla Zyer, asked in a pretty please manner if she'd tell the blockade not to fire, and that they where just delivering fresh fruit supplies to a nearby outpost, and infact have not been unwillingly smuggling half a republic crew off the planet. Co-operating, because who would actually willingly blow themselves into the cold embrace of space, the Pilot calmly gave her blockade codes, and provided reason, to try and prevent the Imperial Warships from utterly destroying the freighter. During the wait, the Imperial who they'd been talking too, getting the report from the planetary chase, and freighter hijack, requested a boarding party. Zoobs, having non of that, punched in the hyperdrive, and bolted out of there, saving them from a probably much longer story.

Cocky and often sarcastic, Zoobles was always eager to be the cool chump, and smooth talk anyone he seemed attracted too. He was, to say the least, not the most pristine Jedi, and honestly sucked at it. But hey. A lightsaber in a war is a lightsaber in a war. Who's gunn'a complain?

Biography
(Will be added)