User:Darth Oblivion

"If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into Oblivion!"

- Obi-Wan Kenobi "Prepare for an Oblivion for which there is no preparation!"

- O'Malley

Biography?
Darth Oblivion, or Lord Oblivion as he was called by lesser beings out of feigned respect, was a Sith Lord who did stuff. Nobody knew who he was or could remember who he was, hence the "Oblivion." Anyone who met him would entirely forget the encounter soon after. Even the dark lord himself wasn't too sure who he was, or what...it was. Wait... How do we know he was even male? Why are we referring to him, err...it as a "he"? It could have been a woman or a damn hermaphrodite for all we know. Well, we know this entity was indeed a most powerful Sith Lord...or do we? Blarg! Ok, Darth Oblivion was a being who may have also been called Lord Oblivion, may have been a powerful Sith Lord, and may have done stuff.

Random facts about the real me and rants and stuff

 * I'm one of those rare intelligent Americans.
 * Fuck political correctness.
 * What's with these little kids and their "I want a Death Note to kill the people I hate" crap? The deep philosophical components of what I find to be a brilliant manga/anime series must be flying right over the little shits' heads.
 * I've got a fever! And the only prescription is...more cowbell!
 * I am an extreme villain enthusiast. For me, the antagonist is almost always more interesting than the protagonist, with the exception of certain anti-heroes.
 * As you might conclude from the above link, I am a fan of the Hellsing manga, as well as the Hellsing anime TV series and the more recent OVA series, Hellsing Ultimate which is much better. I've never been a huge fan of Vampire-related stuff, however, Alucard is one of the most badass animated characters ever. Herr Major (guy with shiny glasses) is oddly cool in his own warmongering way.
 * I have an interest in WWII Germany (particularly its military) and fictional works involving WWII Germany. No, I'm not a Nazi.
 * I also have an interest in general military history.
 * My taste in music is extremely varied. I'll pretty much listen to music from any genre besides rap. I absolutely despise rap. There are probably some other genres I don't care for, but I can't think of them at the moment.
 * Just to be clear, anyone who uses the name "Darth Oblivion" in a forum outside a wiki is most likely not me. Nor am I this guy.
 * I lust for POWAAAHH!!!

My crap.

Some of my thoughts by Jonathan Ian Mathers (WARNING: Excessive profanity)



Appearances

 * Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace