Wookieepedia:WookieeCast

"Coming soon: Legacy of the Force book five: Sacrifice! Tonight Mara Jade dyes… her hair!"

- Sikon

The Wookiee-Cast is a podcast hosted by Thefourdotelipsis. It is dedicated to bringing you Wookieepedia news coverage that is highly satirical in nature. The first episode was released on February 20, 2007.

Digg the Wookiee-Cast!

Description
Wookieepedia-based Star Wars news coverage, done in a satirical fashion. But, nevertheless, proper news coverage. Expect regular, pure-Wookieepedia segments as well. Wookiee-Cast does not necessarily represent the opinions of Wookieepedia or its editors. All Star Wars content is subject to the licensing of Lucasfilm Ltd.

Main feed
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 * 1) Click this link: http://www.jaymach.com/Wookiee-Cast/index.xml
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 * 1) Click this link: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=216663816
 * 2) When iTunes opens with the podcast, click subscribe.

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 * Transcripts

Early access: playing M4A audio
Wookiee-Cast episodes are released as M4A files first, and converted to MP3 and Ogg Vorbis later. If you can't wait for it to be converted, here are some instructions.

Windows
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 * Download the ZIP archive.
 * Extract it to any folder. Just remember not to delete it.
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Linux
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Mac
They can be played out of the box.

Feature Story

 * Rant. Standing up, too. It's about why every one is stupid bar me.

Even Better Feature Story

 * Cujo hums the ANH score. For two hours. Maybe.

In The News

 * Pastrami Dogs

In The Hotseat

 * The makers of The Force Among Us

Things, Just General Things

 * Audio Descriptive Commentary of Doom: Duel on Bespin
 * The Komedy Stylings of Sikon.
 * Highlights of the Fanon Wiki.
 * Highlights of the QDB.
 * Mr. Jewhurst's family fun time bedime story: Tholme in pictures.

The Anderson Tapes

 * jSarek does some funky inter-franchise stuff.

The Life And Times Of Wookieepedia

 * FA Update.
 * GA Review.
 * CT Digest.
 * ID ID.
 * Major Changes
 * Random Article of the Week
 * Random Edit of the Week

Spoken Article

 * No Soup For You.

Suggestions
''If you have any suggestions as to what you would like to see in future Wookiee-Casts, please list them below. Remember to sign! Also, remember to listen.''


 * Alright, I'm sure you've mulled this over, but you need a non-english speaker in there. And then smack them with an inflatable forklift. 19:05, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
 * I am interviewing Zahn, you know. He neglects vowels. .  .  .  .  22:09, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Very funny. Now how would Jorrel translate that? --  Riffsyphon  1024 07:23, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Bash every key bar the vowels. .  .  .  .  08:00, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Basically, what 4dot said is right. I did manage to make out the word Myrkr, though. 20:12, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Users, new users, older users, users who are jokes, users that are funny, users that are not here, users that can careless, User!. Thats all I got you already mentioned one mandalorian thing so I'm happy. Darth tader ( General ) 22:06, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Sprechen de Basic? .  .  .  .  09:38, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 7 days after the launch of Wookiee-Cast, StarWars.com releases their first podcast.
 * Coincidence, or something more mysterious? .  .  .  .  08:41, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Also this supergeeky1 [[Image:BobaFett.jpg|20px]] The Cantina 00:22, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
 * What's that? It gives me a window with two buttons: "I have iTunes" and "Download iTunes". I don't want to download iTunes. - Sikon 05:35, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Yeah what about my user thing. Darth tader ( General ) [[Image:MandalorianKOTOR.jpg|20px]] 20:37, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
 * What user thing? .  .  .  .  05:41, 7 March 2007 (UTC)


 * I mentioned earlier about like mentioning users more often to make them feel like noticed. I don't know any user that does stuff but isn't noticed this is there place to be. And you know what would be awesome, A JOKE! Darth tader ( General ) [[Image:MandalorianKOTOR.jpg|20px]] 20:48, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
 * ...I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing. .  .  .  .  07:36, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
 * All podcasts should replace musical themes with the Star Wars main title. - Patricknoddy The Jedi Council [[Image:Obiwanprofile.jpg|20px]] 14:39, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Lemme get back to you on that one. .  .  .  .  23:08, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
 * No. .  .  .  .  23:12, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Hello, I think you should open the segments with the Duel of Fates Music. It would give a very ineresting appeal.
 * It appears at the beginning of all six movies. - Patricknoddy The Jedi Council [[Image:Obiwanprofile.jpg|20px]] 11:39, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
 * "Random QDB quote of the week", similar to the random article of the week. You open the QDB main page and read whatever quote is there. - Sikon 05:13, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Now, that is an idea! .  .  .  .  22:15, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
 * The semi-one-sided conversation with Xwing328 —Xwing328 (Talk) 23:47, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Several of us have noted that the show is rather lacking in the Ernest Borgnine department. The next WC could really benefit from some Borgnine. -- Ozzel 05:59, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Yes. You've got to give me SOME reason to listen to an hour-long Wookiee-Cast when I could instead be spending that time watching one of my Airwolf DVDs. If you can also squeeze in a Mach One-plus chopper that can kick butt, that would be sweet. jSarek 08:25, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Sadly, I have noticed a massive Borgnine gap in my DVD collection. Could I fill it with Rex Harrison? .  .  .  .  08:28, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
 * I just bought The Poseidon Adventure. That should help for some future episodes. .  .  .  .  22:17, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
 * We could throw in a "you killed her" and other random spouts of anger towards the preacher from that movie as well as other Borgnine movies. Heck, do some Telly Savalas, Paul Neuman, and George C. Scott while you're at it. --  Riffsyphon  1024 04:50, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
 * I know something similar was mentioned earlier, but you should have a "User focus" segment. In this way, you would focus on a particular user to be discussed during the show, sort of like a biography channel thing.-- Doquis (HoloConference)[[Image:Czerka Logo.JPG|30px]] 19:23, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 1:Drop inflatable forklifts on people's heads. 2:Read random segments from IRC chat. Like, just log on and read whatever people say, without telling them what you are doing. Oh, and more Kyle. tzzA 22:31, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Both good suggestions. I'll heed if I remember. .  .  .  .  03:16, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Having a little much fun with the Username template, eh 4dot? --  Riffsyphon  1024 17:18, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * The sorcery of that template cannot go untouched. .  .  .  .  21:23, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * So *that's* what that is... For a second I saw my name and wondered what the heck I did to get on. Dodge one for me. DAWUSS 15:47, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Oh man...'s going to get it bad :) 15:24, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

AHAHAHAH, I saw it thinking I was getting picked on. LOL, Insert name. Darth tader ( General ) 18:59, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Perhaps you could check out my stuff on the Fanon wiki, 4Dot. --  Riffsyphon  1024 03:56, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * If you've done sincere fanon, I would advise against alerting me to its prescence. .  .  .  .  04:18, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * It's sincere, but do I really care what happens? ;) --  Riffsyphon  1024 04:28, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Eh, Riff, you've probably got some sembalance of quality control. You're not easy enough to make fun of. .  .  .  .  04:31, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * True. --  Riffsyphon  1024 04:36, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Submissions
''If you have any content to submit, paste the URL here, and it will be reviewed by the content director. If it is accepted into the show, you will be notified.''

Foreign Objects
If you can name every foreign object from Episode II of the Wookiee-Cast, submit the titles to me, and if you win, I'll Mount Sorrow-ify an article that has not been an FA of your choosing. Actually, bugger it, just post them below. But here this: This comp only applies to the current Wookiee-Cast of each week.

Episode II
And there we have it. I also seem to have discovered a connection between several of the songs used and the good ol' U.S. of A. Am I on to something? How'd I do? -- Ozzel 07:13, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Ozzel here. Okay, with a little (or more) help, I think I have them. I'll try to make up for the lack of info on some with superfluous info on others. Sorry if they're out of order, but I'm too lazy to try and fix 'em:
 * 1) Song from A Shot in the Dark (by Henry Mancini)
 * 2) Maurice LeMarche playing... I'm gonna say Captain Kirk on Futurama. Second guess would be Harvey Birdman.
 * 3) That wacky sound from Duran Duran's title song from A View to a Kill (written by them and John Barry). In fact, it makes me want to go dance into a fire right now.
 * 4) "The Wookiee-Cast" is edited from dialogue from Kevin Burns' Empire of Dreams. I believe the first part is Mark Hamill, from a line which ends with "has no pants."
 * 5) "A Horse With No Name", by America. I've heard this before, but I just couldn't place it, so I got it as a freebie.
 * 6) Not sure if these two count, because they are both 4dot. One is a quasi-Sulu impersonation, with "This Wookiee-Cast is...". The other is 4dot's Hulk... I mean... Daala impersonation saying "ISD GO SMASH."
 * 7) "Something". Apparently this is a Beatles song? Sorry, not a huge fan, but I did recognize the tune.
 * 8) "New York State of Mind". I'm partial to Floyd Pepper's version on the Muppet Show, personally.
 * 9) Midnight Oil - "U.S. Forces"
 * 10) "The Ice Planet Hoth", some unused music "from Empire Strikes Back, or something."
 * You win. .  .  .  .  07:59, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Episode III
Ozzel here again. I didn't want to enter this time, but 4dot forced me into it. So here we go: -- Ozzel 08:08, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) America - Horse with No Name
 * 2) Maurice LeMarche on Futurama
 * 3) That wacky sound from Duran Duran's title song from A View to a Kill
 * 4) Empire of Dreams
 * 5) Barber's Adagio for Strings
 * 6) Superman Returns DVD (Ugh.)
 * 7) A New Hope DVD
 * 8) Billy Joel - The Entertainer

Episode IV

 * 1) MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This
 * 2) Calculon isn't sure he's familiar with the type of thing he's seeing in the episode "The Neutral Planet" of Futurama.
 * 3) Larry David speaks his mind about Hitler in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm(?)
 * 4) ROTJ DVD.
 * 5) 1978 Superman film.
 * 6) GoldenEye opening theme.
 * 7) View to a Kill opening theme.
 * 8) "The Wookiee-Cast" is edited from dialogue from Kevin Burns' Empire of Dreams. (Thanks, Ozzel).
 * 9) Billy Joel - The Entertainer -- http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/e5/ATATatarismall.png 00:21, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
 * (That would be GoldenEye.) Joker1138 ( Mandalore ) [[Image:MandalorianSymbol.jpg|25px]]
 * Just a clarification: the music fragments from my Anderson Tape are "Sailor Star Song" and the third and first season episode title BGM (from Sailor Moon). - Sikon 04:44, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Episode VII

 * "Get Back" by the Beatles.
 * Walter Cronkite!
 * "Captain Jack" by Billy Joel.
 * ESB DVD.
 * "Movin' Out" by Billy Joel.
 * "Union of the Snake" by Duran Duran. -- http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/e5/ATATatarismall.png 04:47, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Episode VIII

 * Piano thing music.
 * The Maltese Falcon.
 * Calculon on Futurama
 * Opening theme of A View to a Kill.
 * "The Wookiee-Cast" is edited from dialogue from Kevin Burns' Empire of Dreams. (Thanks, Ozzel).
 * "Shandi" by KISS.
 * ANH DVD.
 * Sikon's segment contains several Sailor Moon sounds as usual.
 * "Union of the Snake" by Duran Duran. -- Imp http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/e5/ATATatarismall.png 06:20, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

The Anderson Tapes
Okay, this is basically a segment which will allow you, the user, to have a soapbox. On which to stand. Submit an audio file of you ranting on a Star Wars topic, and it will be reviewed by our content director. If it's funny, or interesting enough, it'll go into the show. Simple. Keep it clean, though.
 * Wait a minute. Are you telling people to do something you don't particularly do, fourdot? :-P Atarumaster88  [[Image:Jedi_Order.jpg|20px]] ( Audience Chamber ) 17:02, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Should the Wookiee-Cast continue?
This is just for Four Dot's benefit. So he knows whether he's wasting his time or not.

Yes

 * 1) You are most definitely wasting your time. Please continue. Karohalva 01:27, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Did someone ask for this? Get a life. Cull Tremayne 01:29, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) You should not not do the Wookiee-cast. -- Darth Culator  (Talk)(Kills) 01:36, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Let us continue.... QuentinGeorge 01:42, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) It's randpm nonsense but it is the only podcast I actually listen too, That means it's AWESOME! Darth tader ( General ) [[Image:MandalorianKOTOR.jpg|20px]] 03:01, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) A waste of time for all involved. -- Ozzel 06:05, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) 25 hits in the last 24 hrs. Yes, continue. 07:31, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Definately. Adamwankenobi 05:18, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) People take notice of us this way, regardless of representation, and if entertainment increases our popularity, I'm all for it. --  Riffsyphon  1024 05:26, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 10) Kuralyov 05:46, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 11) Imp 15:09, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 12) I'm really enjoying it! supergeeky1 [[Image:BobaFett.jpg|20px]] The Cantina 17:10, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 13) Sikon 17:42, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 14) Why are we having a vote on this? It stays, period. 02:28, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Yes, absolutely. Green Tentacle (Talk) 13:03, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) You must have a lot of time to purge in the most obscure way possible, but I'm all for it. Bonko 19:09, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Chack Jadson 21:23, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Don't stop now.... KEJ 22:08, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) It's another fun waste of time...if you oppose it reconsider your life! Septerra 23:01, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Yeeeeessssss.... --Azizlight 00:24, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Keep it up It Rocks!!! Miniman 01:14, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) I wasted one hour of my life and enjoyed it the whole time. RC 2413 04:49, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) This podcast is the biggest piece of s*** I have ever heard; an awful waste of time. Get a life. Now. Continue at all costs. Azzt 23:51, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Yes, if for no other reason than because I haven't submitted my Anderson Tape yet. &mdash; Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 18:31, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Just found these :D (Ulicus 01:49, 16 March 2007 (UTC))
 * 2) Very entertaining. Thanks for doing it, 4dot!  :D  WhiteBoy 22:02, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! - Patricknoddy The Jedi Council [[Image:Obiwanprofile.jpg|20px]] 14:02, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Most definently. LONG LIVE THE WOOKIE-CAST
 * 5) keep it up, it is quite entertaining Bandaloon 23:30, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) YES!! OF COURSE!! DARTH SIDIOUS2 15:08, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) --Taybo20 22:19, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Pfft... Of course. If only so I can try an get myself a mike and submit an Anderson Tape. - Solus (Bird of Prey)  01:00, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) Yes x 99999999999 + infinity
 * 10) 84.64.0.78, I did not know you were allowed to vote. I think Wookieecast could use improvement, but in time I think it will improve so yes. Derek Yoda&#39;s friend 22:49, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 11) Definitely. BambookidX 19:20, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 12) hell yeah this needs to continue. Darth revan667 16:30 9 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 13) i don't know
 * 14) Gosh, I thought I'd already commented here like.. ages ago. Oh well.  Yes, for the sake of all the weirdos who like you.  ;)  - Jinko 16:12, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

No

 * 1) The First one just sucked!Gyasz Kudeb 17:34, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) It is very unprofessional. Casts the wook in a bad light. The Broox 15:04, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Episode VII

 * Was it the main menu? (note the sarcasm) RC 2413 16:00, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Eh...you'll have to do better. .  .  .  .  07:30, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
 * A guess... The scene selections. Darth tader ( General ) [[Image:MandalorianKOTOR.jpg|20px]] 19:06, 19 April 2007 (UTC)


 * Hoth, one of only three choices for Episode V, the other two being Bespin and Dagobah. In the Battle of Yavin one in EpIII was the Massassi Temple. In EpIV the menu was the Endor speeder bikes, I normally get the Death Star II one, myself. In EpV it started at the same place 4dot left off in EpIV. In EpVI, the Utapau one was used, made obvious by Grievous's ranting and raving. In EpVIII, the menu was not given, as 4dot started from the middle of the movie, during the battle of Yavin, to be precise. ~ Ric Olié - Solus (Bird of Prey)  19:20, 19 April 2007 (UTC)