User:Elmira Val

Elmira Val reports for duty from a building made out of jelly on the jelly planet Udinika, or, as she calls it, "the fanboyish twin brother of Zonoma Sekot. Elmira, claiming to be a former Yuuzhan Vong warrior, is a follower of Udding, great fish of the universe, which she claims "is the religion of the Kaleesh people". She lives with an undisclosed number of capybaras on the surface of Udinika with various sentients who claim relationships with the likes of General Grievous, Obi-wan Kenobi, Shaak Ti, and Jar Jar Binks. Elmira enjoys yanskac salads with a sprig of rainbow cabbage, but eats mostly nutritious gelatin-based steaks due to the inavailibity of yanskacs.

Elmira Val is also the alias of a Star Wars fan typing from a city in California, on Earth. This fan expresses interest in the New Jedi Order as of the moment, but also cites interest in General Grievous and his/her relationship with Count Dooku. She expresses regret that her main interests are subject of much fan criticism.