User:Six-Eight One-O-Two One-Nine-Three Seven-Eight/Rescue 1

Hello,, and welcome to Wookieepedia. I hope you're smited for your useless contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay, but then again you'll be banned soon so there's no point in staying for too long. Here are a few good links for newcomers:
 * Internal pages:
 * How to tie a noose
 * Down the road, not across the street
 * Russian Roulette is fun, especially with all 6 chambers loaded
 * Mmm, arsenic!
 * Nothing exhilarates you like Autoerotic Asphyxiation!
 * Drowning's always a good idea
 * External Wikipedia pages:
 * Fire's not that painful, honest
 * Decapitation only hurts for a few seconds
 * You'll never feel the concrete when it comes
 * Stabbing through the heart: simple but effective

I hope you enjoy leaving here and being a pathetic loser! By the way, you can sign your name on Talk and vote pages using three tildes, like this: ~. Four tildes produces your name and the current date, but you won't need those where you're going. If you have any questions, buy yourself some poison and feel free to go die. Again, leave! &mdash;

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