User:Darth Endis

The Greatest Introduction Ever. (No, Really!)
'Sup? - Darth Endis 23:30, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

About Me
Wouldn't you like to know? I bet you would, you all with your insatiable lust for knowledge, this being an encyclopedic website and all. I'll bet you'd just love to figure out that I've been a Star Wars fan for a long, long time, like since I was five! Or maybe it was four... who can remember back that far anyways? You'd love to know that I play all the games, read all the comics and novels, and that I have nearly gotten into a fist-fight over who shot first (Han did and you all know it!). You'd love to know that I've lurked on Wookieepedia for the last couple of years for all my Star Wars informational needs when I didn't already know some minuscule factoid or trivia piece I so cleverly used to, obviously, impress the ladies. You'd love to know that I even go so far as to Role Play on an online Star Wars Role Playing forum website! Yeah, you'd love to know all that about me wouldn't you? Well, guess what? I'm not going to tell you! You'll never find out my secrets now! HA! HA HA HA ha ha... ha... oh wait... well... crap.

Why The Hell Am I Here?
Just because. No, seriously, I'm here because I like Star Wars and I like Wookieepedia. I use it as a reference all the time when something isn't blatantly a case of "fanwankery" (I love that term) which, thankfully, is 99% of the time. I like to read articles in my spare time just because it's fun to do so. However I also like to know that things are correct and in as presentable a manner as possible. I am something of a Star Wars buff but I don't make any claim to being a guru or know-it-all or anything of the sort. I am less concerned with the facts being said here (I leave that to other people who are more qualified to deal with it) as I am the way it's presented. Proper grammar and syntax. Spelling and the like. I might be a bit anal about this, but I will admit I am also something of a perfectionist in this regard. It always annoys me when reading an otherwise good article to come across an obvious typo or even a so called "wordo" and that I can't fix it because the article is protected or for some other reason of that nature. So, I'm here to change that. Though I will offer my opinion and knowledge when I think it's applicable relating to Star Wars canon, and any discrepancies therein, I'm more here as a proof reader and cleaner. Think of me as... a living/breathing spell checker.