User:Soresumakashi

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I'm Soresumakashi. (If you don't know why I've got this username, look up Soresu and Makashi, the 2 best combat forms ever!) I've edited a few pages before and you'll find me in the Knowledge Bank sometimes.

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Just so you know what I think, here are my top 10 favourite, retards and nobodies from the Star Wars universe. This includes both characters and technology.

Favourites:

1. Darth Nihilus. The ability to strip a planet of all life?!!! Killing people by simply talking? Draining the force from anything nearby? A wound in the force?!!! I rest my case.

2.General Greivous- What an cool guy. You can't beat his lightsaber skills, and he doesn't even have the force! If you think that he's just a brutal warlord, thnk again. He was a Kaleesh general. A neighboring race, the Yam'rii, were enslaving his people. So he fought back. By the age of 8, he had over forty kills. By 22, he was considered a demigod. He fought for his people's freedom from oppression! When the Yam'rii started losing the war, they went to the Republic for help. The Republic imposed hefty taxes upon the Kaleesh, driving the planet to poverty and starving thousands to death. San Hill, recognizing his potential offered to pay off Kalee's debts in return for his services. Although Greivous was opposed to being a 'leg-breaker for a soulless megacorporation,' he eventually agreed after realizing the need of his people. When he learnt that during his time away, the Yam'rii had vandalized Kaleesh sacred grounds, he abandoned his contract and returned to Kaleesh. Unknown to Greivous, Count Dooku placed a bomb on his ship which nearly killed him. Dooku told him that the Republic had planted the bomb, then offered to heal him in return for his services again. Greivous agreed becuase he wanted to avenge the deaths of his people when they were starved to death by the Republic. During his transfromation into a cyborg however, the surgeons tamprered with his brain, enhancing his rage centers. That's how he came to be the cyborg we see in the movies. He wasn't just a crazy warlord, you see.

3. Yoda.

4. Darth Caedus.

5. Neti. Hey, no-one said they had to be individuals!

6. TIE Phantoms. In fact, the whole TIE series is pretty cool.

7. A6 Juggernauts.

8. Lightsabers.

9. Eclipse-class Star Dreadnaught.

10. Centerpoint Station.

Retards

1. Anakin Skywalker. What a whining pussy.

2. Jar Jar Binks. He's so lame he's actually funny!

3. The Galactic Empire.

4. AT-AT's.

5. AT-ST's.

6. Both the Death Star I and the Death Star II.

Nobodies

1. Ahsoka Tano. She's Anakin's apprentice, yet somehow she manages not to show up in Revenge of the Sith. Now that's just sad.

2. Stormtroopers. Can't shoot for crap. Nor can the rebels, for that matter.

If you don't agree with me, I'll [| Destroy your Planet]!

I'm friends with a fellow wookieepedian, DarthSithLord.