User:Master zues

I am Jedi Master Zeus. I was at the Clone Wars, I survived the Order 66 and grew up with Chewbacca, eating gummy worms and shooting flies. I left Chewie for planet Zeus 13, where I met with Palp and fought a fierce saber duel with him:

We battled for 16 minutes and got BORED to the bone, decided to co-operate. That's what I said though- he he he- I was still a Jedi and was planning to destroy him. I was waiting...waiting... waiting...waiting...waiting...waiting...waiting...waiting...waiting...waiting...

LOTS OF WAITING LATER: Palp beat me again...DAMN! Too much waiting...I said "finish me off", knowing that he would not. What do you know, he did. Ah, the mysteries of life... Because I was a respected opponent, he burried on the Valley of the Dark Lords, on Korriban. there is a pic with my tomb:

My ghost haunted Palpatine...I was a Jedi, so my ghost was too powerful. Palpatine had nightmares and went to the Valley for a mere chat with me.

"Palp, did you bring my gameboy?"

- Master Zeus to a shocked Palpatine

Then I was SICK of writing on my user page. THE END