User:Special Penguin

Welcome! I'm Special Penguin, and I'll be your waiter this evening. Saying what my special is tonight is just too bad a pun for even me to say, so I'll just let that train of thought stop here.

I am, as basically required, an avid Star Wars fan, and I also like Star Trek. (I'm open for *friendly* debate about Star Wars vs. Star Trek on my talk page.) Some people also say I like fire too much, but is that really possible?