Wookieepedia:WookieeCast

"ISD GO SMASH!"

- Daala

The Wookiee-Cast is a podcast hosted by Thefourdotelipsis. It is dedicated to bringing you Wookieepedia news coverage that is highly satirical in nature. The first episode was released on February 20, 2007.

Description
Wookieepedia-based Star Wars news coverage, done in a satirical fashion. But, nevertheless, proper news coverage. Expect regular, pure-Wookieepedia segments as well. Wookiee-Cast does not necessarily represent the opinions of Wookieepedia or its editors. All Star Wars content is subject to the licensing of Lucasfilm Ltd.

Main feed
If you have an rss-compatible browser, such as Internet Explorer 7 or Firefox:
 * 1) Click this link: http://www.jaymach.com/Wookiee-Cast/index.xml
 * 2) Subscribe, listen, and enjoy!

For users with iTunes

 * 1) Click this link: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=216663816
 * 2) When iTunes opens with the podcast, click subscribe.

Alternate hosts
Visit our FeedBurner site to view the vast array of alternate subscription possibilities: http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wookiee-Cast.gif

Not listening

 * Transcripts

Even Better Feature Story

 * The Regret of The Four Dot Elipsis: Why I didn't thank Xwing328 for his sterling work.

In The Hotseat

 * An evening with Darth Vader. (Starring James Earl Jones. I kid you not.)

Things, Just General Things

 * The Fanon of Four Dot: Darth Shecks-Deviahnt.
 * Audio Descriptive Commentary of Doom: The Battle of Yavin.

The Life And Times Of Wookieepedia

 * FA Update.
 * GA Review.
 * CT Digest.
 * Major Changes and Friends.
 * Random Article of the Week
 * Ch-ch-changes.

Suggestions
''If you have any suggestions as to what you would like to see in future Wookiee-Casts, please list them below. Remember to sign! Also, remember to listen.''


 * Alright, I'm sure you've mulled this over, but you need a non-english speaker in there. And then smack them with an inflatable forklift. 19:05, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
 * I am interviewing Zahn, you know. He neglects vowels. .  .  .  .  22:09, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Very funny. Now how would Jorrel translate that? --  Riffsyphon  1024 07:23, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Bash every key bar the vowels. .  .  .  .  08:00, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Basically, what 4dot said is right. I did manage to make out the word Myrkr, though. 20:12, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Users, new users, older users, users who are jokes, users that are funny, users that are not here, users that can careless, User!. Thats all I got you already mentioned one mandalorian thing so I'm happy. Darth tader ( General ) 22:06, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Sprechen de Basic? .  .  .  .  09:38, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 7 days after the launch of Wookiee-Cast, StarWars.com releases their first podcast.
 * Coincidence, or something more mysterious? .  .  .  .  08:41, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Submissions
''If you have any content to submit, paste the URL here, and it will be reviewed by the content director. If it is accepted into the show, you will be notified.''

Foreign Objects
If you can name every foreign object from Episode II of the Wookiee-Cast, submit the titles to me, and if you win, I'll Mount Sorrow-ify an in-universe character article of your choosing. Actually, bugger it, just post them below. But here this: This comp only applies to the current Wookiee-Cast of each week. And there we have it. I also seem to have discovered a connection between several of the songs used and the good ol' U.S. of A. Am I on to something? How'd I do? -- Ozzel 07:13, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Ozzel here. Okay, with a little (or more) help, I think I have them. I'll try to make up for the lack of info on some with superfluous info on others. Sorry if they're out of order, but I'm too lazy to try and fix 'em:
 * 1) Song from A Shot in the Dark (by Henry Mancini)
 * 2) Maurice LeMarche playing... I'm gonna say Captain Kirk on Futurama. Second guess would be Harvey Birdman.
 * 3) That wacky sound from Duran Duran's title song from A View to a Kill (written by them and John Barry). In fact, it makes me want to go dance into a fire right now.
 * 4) "The Wookiee-Cast" is edited from dialogue from Kevin Burns' Empire of Dreams. I believe the first part is Mark Hamill, from a line which ends with "has no pants."
 * 5) "A Horse With No Name", by America. I've heard this before, but I just couldn't place it, so I got it as a freebie.
 * 6) Not sure if these two count, because they are both 4dot. One is a quasi-Sulu impersonation, with "This Wookiee-Cast is...". The other is 4dot's Hulk... I mean... Daala impersonation saying "ISD GO SMASH."
 * 7) "Something". Apparently this is a Beatles song? Sorry, not a huge fan, but I did recognize the tune.
 * 8) "New York State of Mind". I'm partial to Floyd Pepper's version on the Muppet Show, personally.
 * 9) Midnight Oil - "U.S. Forces"
 * 10) "The Ice Planet Hoth", some unused music "from Empire Strikes Back, or something."
 * You win. .  .  .  .  07:59, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

The Anderson Tapes
Okay, this is basically a segment which will allow you, the user, to have a soapbox. On which to stand. Submit an audio file of you ranting on a Star Wars topic, and it will be reviewed by our content director. If it's funny, or interesting enough, it'll go into the show. Simple. Keep it clean, though.

Should the Wookiee-Cast continue?
This is just for Four Dot's benefit. So he knows whether he's wasting his time or not.

Yes

 * 1) You are most definitely wasting your time. Please continue. Karohalva 01:27, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Did someone ask for this? Get a life. Cull Tremayne 01:29, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) You should not not do the Wookiee-cast. -- Darth Culator  (Talk)(Kills) 01:36, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Let us continue.... QuentinGeorge 01:42, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) It's randpm nonsense but it is the only podcast I actually listen too, That means it's AWESOME! Darth tader ( General ) [[Image:MandalorianKOTOR.jpg|20px]] 03:01, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) A waste of time for all involved. -- Ozzel 06:05, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) 25 hits in the last 24 hrs. Yes, continue. 07:31, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 8) Definately. Adamwankenobi 05:18, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
 * 9) People take notice of us this way, regardless of representation, and if entertainment increases our popularity, I'm all for it. --  Riffsyphon  1024 05:26, 4 March 2007 (UTC)