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Dear Wookiepedians,

I am Sakura Avalon, Executive Vice President of thy Imperium or IUV (Imperium of United Vandals). I am here to spread the word of thy Imperium and convert you to join us. If you refuse this site will be demolished. Understand you dumb retarted dick sucking mother fucking gay pieces of shit who play with dildos and cum every 10 minutes. Fuck you all. You will pay if you refuse to join.

Sincerly Fucking You Up, Sakura Avalon, Executive Vice President of thy Imperium