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Darth Vader (+4)
"It's going to happen soon, I'm sure of it. I'm going to meet Luke Skywalker, and I'll have to tell him I'm his father. I'm not sure how I'll say it. Maybe something like: 'Do I seem familiar at all?' or 'Hey, me and your mom used to date.'"

- Darth Vader's diary

For

 * 1) Good stuff. -LtNOWIS 07:48, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Annie's diary. --ToRsO bOy 13:51, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lord Hydronium 03:47, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 18:59, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) "Happy birthday". Mistrx75 03:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) We've had funny noncanon quotes before Enochf 19:09, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Who cares if it's unbecoming a Sith lord. It IS becoming of Wookieepedia. -  JMAS  Hey, it's me! 03:01, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Unbecoming of a Dark Lord of the Sith. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:25, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) This is a non-canon quote, anyway. I t doens;t even belong in this section of quotes!--Jedi Kasra 20:43, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lalala la 18:33, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Lando Calrissian (+7)
"And what kind of security system would forget about us once we'd managed to break in, eh? As though once we'd put our weapons away, we were no longer suspect. 'Terribly sorry, forgot our keycode, had to blow up the entryway'&mdash;'Oh, that's all right, come in and make yourself comfortable&mdash;'"

- Lando Calrissian, to Lobot, remarking on the Teljkon Vagabond

For

 * 1) Havac 05:20, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 15:55, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lando! Dark Father 14:26, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 19:07, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Lando would fit in well with the Hitchhiker's Guide crowd. Mistrx75 03:57, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Enochf 05:49, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) For some reason, I hear this quote with the voice of Eddie Izzard. jSarek 09:21, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

Vergere (+5)
"Before one can learn truth, one must unlearn lies."

- Vergere

For

 * 1) Vergere flood Enochf 16:38, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Havac 21:43, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lalala la 15:00, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Vergere wisdom. Unit 8311 19:08, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Is there any other kind? (Her words, not mine. ;) --Tinwe 19:19, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Real talk. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 14:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Yoda coypycat. Dark Father 14:31, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) *Meh. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil

Vergere (+3)
"Winning is not the same as fighting."

- Vergere

For

 * 1) Vergere flood Enochf 16:38, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Havac 21:45, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dark Father 14:29, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil

Against

 * 1) Duh. Unit 8311 19:10, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Vergere flood (this one's been nommed before, I think) Enochf 16:38, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Mmmm, Darth Chicken drumsticks!-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 21:38, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Yes, I nominated it last time Lalala la 15:00, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Unit 8311 19:10, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) So very Jedi. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 14:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I always liked these two together. Mistrx75 07:27, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Lord Hydronium 21:07, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Nommed before and didn't pass? Heresy. jSarek 09:23, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6)  JMAS  Hey, it's me! 03:03, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Ozzel 03:10, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Oh yes, a vast improvement indeed.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 21:38, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 19:12, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) One who carries the knowledge of betrayal... —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:24, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Nanook 21:54, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * I'm always down for a good Kreia quote. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * Just went through that part, that's the quote I copied from the log, so you may want to fix it (bolded the changes):


 * You are correct, sir Enochf 12:31, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Heh. 00:43, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 19:14, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) This was hot too. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 4) Pwned by a talking fish. jSarek 09:28, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Fish-slapped! -- Ozzel 10:08, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Cloacahole.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) --Eyrezer 08:36, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) The major cannot repell pwnage of that magnitude. *promptly shot*   Trak Nar  Ramble on 08:42, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 9)  JMAS  Hey, it's me! 03:05, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Found by Havac. Also, cloaca is an article. 00:43, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Probably could be worded better (the quote summary), but I can't think of a way. 00:58, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Clear enough to me.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Ric Olié's commentary: "Han Solo doesn't like protocol droids." Dark Father 18:39, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Poor 3p0. Unit 8311 19:15, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Vintage... KEJ 20:44, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:24, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I'm only trying to do my job as best I&mdash; Enochf 07:25, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Or shut him out! Or shut him away! Just-- just shut him.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) --Eyrezer 08:39, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Master Nikolce 03:00, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 9)  JMAS  Hey, it's me! 03:06, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

BlastBoat 2000 ad (+5)
"Sorry, medical insurance is not available to participants. Always wear your flight helmet."

- BlastBoat 2000 advertisement

For

 * 1) Useful info. KEJ 20:43, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Cool. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:24, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) This is exactly why private healthcare sucks. Unit 8311 18:34, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) I wonder if we ought include the full disclaimer. jSarek 09:31, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) And don't forget your poopie suit.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Comment

 * Can insurance companies invade your planet like the Banking Clans? Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Is it BlastBoat or BlastBoast?  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Is there anything scarier than a Hutt with gas? Leialover229 4:41, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I'm down. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 3) Break like the wind. KEJ 12:32, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Jabba farting lolz. Unit 8311 18:39, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Pull my tail.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) No fart jokes. TIEPilot051999 13:48, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I concur. Dark Father 13:51, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lalala la 18:34, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) No thanks. I wouldn't like this up on our front page... -- Joe Butler (Obi Maul12)  (Chow) 18:32, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Canderous Ordo (+5)
"All I know is that if we had more Jedi like Bastila fighting against us in the Mandalorian Wars, my side might not have lost."

- Canderous Ordo

For

 * 1) DAWUSS 00:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) hmmm something don't seem right about this quote, wasn't it, Jedi like Revan? Can anyone confirm this? Master Nikolce 09:45, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) *That line was to Revan when he interjected in a conversation between Canderous and Bastila. DAWUSS 15:08, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 5) Get this quote up already! Jedi Kasra 03:38, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 18:39, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Oh, so the Mandalorians want Battle Meditation on top of everything the Republic threw at them? Lalala la 08:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Kreia (+3)
"There are dark places in the galaxy where few tread. Ancient centers of learning, of knowledge. But I did not walk alone. To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance at best. But my will was not law. There were disagreements, ambition… and hunger for power. There are techniques within the Force against which there is no defense. I was cast down, stripped of my power, exiled. I suffered indignities, and fell into darkness."

- Kreia, on her exile from the Sith triumvirate

For

 * 1) treads in those places. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:38, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Master Nikolce 09:52, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * "To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance at best" has already been QOTD Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Kreia (+5)
"If you were to face an ancient Sith Lord in combat, you would learn that we are as children playing with toys compared to the prowess of the old Masters."

- Kreia, on the ancient Sith Lords

For

 * 1) And thought Bane was trouble? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) Enochf 23:59, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Kreia wisdom. Unit 8311 18:39, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) --Eyrezer 08:39, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Master Nikolce 09:52, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) is that power. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) Enochf 02:59, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Once again, "Oh yeah!" Jedi Kasra 03:27, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 18:41, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:24, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Nanook 20:04, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Master Nikolce 09:53, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Is this allowed, to have the audio clip? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:01, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * I AM THAT POWER! Master Nikolce 10:03, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Atton Rand (+5)
"Then she must be royalty, because she's got to be Queen of the Galaxy to bark out orders like that. Or maybe she's senile. I mean, how old do you think she is? She may have been good-looking once, but it takes some hard living to make creases like that."

- Atton Rand, regarding Kreia

For

 * , not very nice. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 1) doesn't like older women? KEJ 12:39, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:41, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) ...even "may have been good-looking once" may be going too far, but still, memorable quote Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) She's a SILF!  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) *I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.... KEJ 08:42, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Master Nikolce 07:22, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) is not you, whoever he is. Dark Father 20:58, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Atton Rand (+1)
"Good-looking? Are you that desperate?"

- Jedi Exile, to Atton Rand in reference to Kreia

For

 * , whatever do you mean? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 1) is getting a bit fed up with this template. Unit 8311 18:42, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) It is Jedi Exile to Atton Rand. Not that I have any qualms about violating canon when I feel like it Lalala la 14:24, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Master Nikolce 09:53, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) (no, not you) doesn't like redundant quotes. Nor does he like the template: USERNAME. Dark Father 22:21, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Gender noncanon Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments
Isn't it Jedi Exile to Atton Rand, rather that the other way round? FilippiliF 09:31, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Atton Rand (+2)
"If she looks good to you, you must have taken a blaster hit when I wasn't looking."

- Jedi Exile, to Atton Rand, about Kreia

For

 * 1) thinks Kreia is hot. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) does not! KEJ 12:40, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Mmm...Kreia...Unit 8311 18:43, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Master Nikolce 09:56, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) USERNAME (yes, that's you, hah heh) hates redundant quotes. Dark Father 22:22, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Let the ridiculous against-Jacen votes roll... —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Mother! Dark Father 22:12, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Source it right, dag-nabbit Enochf 02:45, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Mistrx75 07:31, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I tell that sort of joke all the time.  ~Roger Roger~ [[Image:Battledroid.jpg|11px|]] Home of the B1s 11:49, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Good IU "kid" joke.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) You against voters need to lighten up :p --Eyrezer 08:41, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) *Ba dum BSSH!*   Trak Nar  Ramble on 08:44, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Let me make one thing clear: I am not voting against this because it's a Jacen quote. I'm voting against it because it's a stupid joke and I don't find it funny. TIEPilot051999 22:55, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) *How convenient...and predictable. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 3) *Um...did you miss the part where I explained that I wasn't not voting for it based on feelings of anti-Jacenism, but the utter groan-worthiness of the dialogue? TIEPilot051999 13:38, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) **Sure ;) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 5) Did these quotes actually originate from Invincible or did they appear somewhere else first? Lalala la 03:42, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) *Whether it originated elsewhere, I got it from Invincible. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 7) Hahaha. No. Unit 8311 18:43, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) I admit it. I detest Jacen, YJK, and LotF. They can burn in the 7 Corellian hells. Atarumaster88  [[Image:Jedi_Order.svg|20px]] ( Talk page ) 15:21, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo (+7)
"Fett does what works for Fett. The rest of us can suck entropy."

- Han Solo, about Boba Fett

For

 * 1) Indeed —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Especially in the hands of Karen Traviss, as Revelation proved. TIEPilot051999 22:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Enochf 23:57, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Ozzel 04:09, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Yeah, nobody tells the Fett man what to do.  Drgns007 Sith Lord 05:32, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 18:44, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) He only looks out for one person! !  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Saba Sebatyne (+2)
"Buckethead skulo! Does Boba Fett think one world of dirt-comberz is the match of thousandz? Mandalore has been hunting too far up the chain, and now the whole jungle will suffer."

- Saba Sebatyne, about Boba Fett

For

 * 1) She'zzzz angry. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Darth Revanon 11:56, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Whatz with the zs? Unit 8311 18:45, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) "I only show up in Troy Denning bookz becauze nobody else likez me." Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Learning to give it as good as she got it. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Darth Revanon 11:56, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 04:09, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) It's true. Han Solo is hard to kill.   Drgns007 Sith Lord 05:29, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Unit 8311 18:44, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Again with the barves...  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7)  Madclaw Shyriiwook! 13:48, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Meh.TIEPilot051999 22:49, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Desann (+4)
"You dare to push me?"

- Desann, resisting Kyle Katarn's attempt to Force Push

For

 * 1) I like it, don't know why exactly though DX-2052 03:30, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Of course Katarn dares. He can do anything. Unit 8311 18:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) That's funny for some reason (BTW, quote is accurate, confirmed) Enochf 03:23, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Here, give me a HAND! (*sever*)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I dared. Master Nikolce 09:56, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:22, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo (+8)
"Daala, you are such a pain."

- Han Solo, to Natasi Daala

For

 * 1) Classic. Trip 03:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) See? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 00:35, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Han tells it like it is. Unit 8311 18:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Mistrx75 07:32, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Understatement of the standard time part. jSarek 09:48, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) How many times have we said this at Inq meetings...  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Yrfeloran 05:05, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) * Well, it's true
 * 9) Cull Tremayne 01:28, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Galactic Weekly NewsStack (+4)
"Shakeup in the happy Rebel family. With peace-keeper and arbiter Bail Organa orbiting the Alderaan star in several million pieces, it seems Bel Iblis has had enough of Mon Mothma's ambitions, and has taken leave of his Rebel comrades."

- A Galactic Weekly NewsStack news flash

For

 * 1) For the Bail Organa comment. KEJ 12:46, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 12:03, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 18:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Poor Bail. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 23:08, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

Jacen Solo (+5)
"What's the difference between a lightsaber and a glowrod? A lightsaber impresses girls!"

- 14-year-old Jacen Solo, shortly before cutting off Tenel Ka's arm

For

 * 1) Let the lame "I didn't not vote for it because..." excuses begin... —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 13:57, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Actually, this one's kinda funny. TIEPilot051999 15:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) True as well. Unit 8311 18:50, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Huh. -- Ozzel 06:07, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Unless...you're in a nightclub. Shay Clee 04:34, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Jaina Solo (+3)
"Of all the things I learned training with Boba Fett, the most important were these two: he isn't a good guy, and he'll never be our friend."

- Jaina Solo

For

 * 1) Took how long to realize this? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 14:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:52, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 22:45, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Saba Sebatyne (0)
"Perhapz we should send more unruly young Jedi Knightz to Boba Fett for training. If the one before us is any example, he has a gift for teaching them their place in the pack."

- Saba Sebatyne, speaking of Jaina Solo

For

 * 1) Gotta appreciate the Barabel accent lol. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 14:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:53, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Darth Revanon 2:32, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) "I only show up in Troy Denning bookz becauze nobody else likez me." Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:19, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) "Better yet, let's send them to the Bratz."  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Nesis Vod 16:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Wait...what? Unit 8311 18:53, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I laughed more at Unit 8311's response than the quote.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * Ew, evil Kyle? Enochf 15:14, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Zardra (+6)
"Our stock in trade is sapient life&mdash;we track it, capture it, and if absolutely necessary, disintegrate it. It's a dirty job but I figure someone has to get rich doing it, and one way or the other, that someone is going to be me."

- Zardra

Support

 * 1) --Eyrezer 12:02, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:55, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Enochf 19:11, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) I hope no one minds me expanding it to the full quote from the book. jSarek 09:59, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Cull Tremayne 01:26, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo (+4)
"It's such a shame you can't spank a Jedi."

- Han Solo

For

 * 1) Ain't that the truth, Aalya Secura & Jaina Solo are hard to spank. ;) Drgns007 Sith Lord 16:19, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:55, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ask nicely and perhaps Leia would oblige. --ToRsO bOy 21:16, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) One would hope. Leialover229 22:33, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Per ToRsO bOy. jSarek 10:00, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Spank you very much Enochf 07:26, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 18:16, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Kyp Durron (+3)
"We're Jedi Masters. Anticipate is what we do."

- Kyp Durron

For

 * 1) Indeed. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:54, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) And we don't try. --ToRsO bOy 21:18, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Tahiri Veila (-2)
"I've had it with this kreetle!"

- Tahiri Veila, about Ben Skywalker

For

 * 1) My goodness! —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:56, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) That's it? Enochf 03:20, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:18, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lalala la 18:37, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Context is for sissies. Atarumaster88  [[Image:Jedi_Order.svg|20px]] ( Talk page ) 15:22, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Cute kiddy humor. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Ah, making fun of stormies never gets old. Unit 8311 18:56, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Jacen with a good joke?, I am willing to bet he stole this one from someone. --DX-2052 21:06, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) He probably shot the stormtrooper who made it up and took the credit. Shay Clee 04:30, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I thought the rest were good, too.  Of the jokes.  ~Roger Roger~ [[Image:Battledroid.jpg|11px|]] Home of the B1s 11:20, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * This quote was in Young Jedi Knights: Shadow Academy first. Changing source accordingly. TIEPilot051999 20:42, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Mirax Terrik Horn (+1)
"It's ego and these pilots can breath vacuum easier than they let slip a chance to see what lies the enemy is telling about them. Corellian pilots are notorious egotists."

- Mirax Terrik Horn, regarding Wedge Antilles

For

 * 1) She grew up with one and married another, I'd say she knows what she's talking about. --ToRsO bOy 21:43, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 19:49, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Kinda boring. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Ooola la! —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) This book certainly gave us some information on what Leia and Han do... intimately. Perhaps too much information... Leialover229 22:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Mmm...Unit 8311 19:49, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Han's always had a thing for them four-armed chicks. jSarek 10:05, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Not since Dexter Jettster has there been such a four-armed sex symbol!  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) This is one TMI book. Nanook 21:59, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) TMI FTW Enochf 16:21, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) PAGING ALL /CO/MRADES Firebird 05:58, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 9)  JMAS  Hey, it's me! 03:15, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Comments
Haha, I might actually draw this sometime... Firebird 05:58, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) It's only the beginning...literally. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 02:27, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I have no comment. -- Ozzel 06:06, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Dark Father 09:21, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Haha. (dies) Unit 8311 19:50, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Finally, a halfway decent Jacen joke. jSarek 10:06, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Lord Hydronium 22:29, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * I'm pretty sure this was in a Young Jedi Knights book first, though hell if I know which one. TIEPilot051999 02:11, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * I did a search for each of these Enochf 02:27, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Damn copy-paste. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) 'Sok Enochf 07:25, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 19:51, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) This one is kinda corny lol. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Gold! --Eyrezer 06:02, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Kaching! Dark Father 13:42, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Eat your heart out, Chuck Norris. Unit 8311 19:51, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) It was the womp rat's day off.  ~Roger Roger~ [[Image:Battledroid.jpg|11px|]] Home of the B1s 11:22, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Boba Fett (+5)
"We're in. Tell your gunners not to shoot anything dark, fast, and pretty."

- Boba Fett

For

 * 1) How likes his women. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Damn Tommy9281 you must be a mind reader or something, because that's true. And Boba Fett said that quote not Jacen.   Drgns007 Sith Lord 23:28, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Well, now that that's cleared up Enochf 02:04, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:16, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Remember boys, hurting girls is baaad. Unit 8311 19:53, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Human-cyborg relations, eh? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 16:35, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 19:54, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) --Eyrezer 12:01, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Ozzel 07:57, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Even better. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 16:35, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Heh. Threepio is more sensible than Solo. Dark Father 13:26, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) 3PO wisdom. Unit 8311 19:55, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Pwned by Goldenrod. jSarek 10:10, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Threepio can be kind of Voyager-Doctor-y at times. Or perhaps it's the other way around.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Weequay (+7)
"Is it tiny little off-world creatures that infest the body and kill the host horribly at a later date, giving the killer time to establish an alibi elsewhere?"

- Weequay consulting the Great God Quay on the murder of Ak-Buz

For

 * 1) Weequays certainly have an... inventive mind. Leialover229 22:30, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Imagine how freaked out he'd be if that turned out to be right Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Uh, okay? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:32, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Unit 8311 19:55, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Reply hazy, try again later. jSarek 10:14, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dammit jsarek, I was gonna say that XD  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) --Eyrezer 12:01, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Anakin Skywalker (+1)
"Mom, you said that the biggest problem in the universe is no one helps each other."

- Anakin Skywalker, to Shmi Skywalker

For

 * 1) QotD at IMDb. Cheesy but true. Dark Father 13:38, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 07:22, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Hell with it, we need more TPM quotes. Unit 8311 19:56, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * No, that's the second biggest problem. The biggest problem in the universe is your dumb ass.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) * Thats probably true.Okie Bokie 02:55, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) I would have said yes to this if the next line was included. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 15:12, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --<font color="#9F0500">Squishy Vic <font color="#0C003F">(discussion) <font color="#0C003F">(contributions) 19:11, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Jamie550 01:58, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) That damn droid. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 15:42, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) ''Madclaw likes this one.  Madclaw Shyriiwook! 15:47, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Heh. They brought 3PO back in a big way Enochf 07:21, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Shut him up or shut him down! Unit 8311 19:57, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 08:48, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Dark Father 21:54, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Do I even need to say anything? - Kingpin13 16:43, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Jamie550 02:00, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 9) * Just need one more vote. Hey you, ya you, come here and vote.Okie Bokie 02:57, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 10)  JMAS  Hey, it's me! 03:18, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 11) Too small to calculate? How about Pie. Pie is exactly 3.Master Nikolce 07:21, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) That's ambition, innit? KEJ 17:00, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Eh, I guess. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:32, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Ka-boom. Unit 8311 19:58, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Heh. jSarek 10:19, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) You can't go wrong with guys who like explosions.RushinSundaws 17:42, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Jamie550 02:00, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo (+2)
"Who needs a lightsaber? I haven't seen anything that impressive since your mother wrapped a chain around Jabba's throat."

- Han Solo, regarding Jaina Solo's newfound shatterpoint ability

For

 * Ahh, fond memories. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:57, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Unit 8311 19:59, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Wait, I thought he was blind! KEJ 11:44, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * It's all right, he can see a lot better now. - Lord Hydronium 22:32, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Don't you mean "Trust me"?  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Another pivotal moment. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:36, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Aw, how sad Enochf 07:19, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Boo hoo hoo. Unit 8311 19:59, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) SPOILER AL--ah, who cares.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Jamie550 02:01, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Saba Sebatyne (+3)
"Now you have dragged us all into the dungpit! Never call your father old."

- Saba Sebatyne, to Jaina Solo, about her father

For

 * 1) Well...I like you, Saba. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 15:20, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 20:00, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Jamie550 02:01, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Terrible. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 15:20, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 19:49, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 20:01, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Changed source to YJK Lalala la 03:42, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) *Well, no... the Luke/Jaina exchange is Invincible, but it was a callback to the Jacen/Jaina exchange from Lightsabers Enochf 03:52, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) *Oh whoops, my bad Lalala la 18:39, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Kind of funny without context, incredibly poignant with context. jSarek 10:23, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) --Eyrezer 08:45, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 9) Now it's funnier. This is so Luke-like. Dark Father 21:53, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 10) Sniff =P Nanook 22:03, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) About as funny as it was in Lost in Space. TIEPilot051999 13:50, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Ha. Ha. Ha.Jamie550 02:03, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Originally Jacen/Jaina from Young Jedi Knights: Lightsabers Enochf 19:49, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Dead Moffs=Hooray! —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 15:20, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Just like old times. Unit 8311 20:02, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Meh. Jamie550 02:04, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Atton burn Enochf 20:29, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) My style. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:31, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Atton stings. Unit 8311 20:02, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Lord Hydronium 22:34, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Breathe deep THAT gathering gloom, bitch!  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Jamie550 02:04, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Master Nikolce 05:31, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

IG-88B (+7)
"We think, therefore we are. Therefore we will propagate. Therefore we will remain."

- IG-88B and IG-88A, in unison, upon B's activation

For

 * 1) I saw this and I immediately loved it. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 23:18, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Definitely! Drewton  [[Image:Era-old.png|20px]] ( Drewton's Holocron ) 23:39, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dig it Enochf 04:01, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) --Eyrezer 08:45, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 19:27, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Jamie550 02:04, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Technically, the first part has already been QOTD, but without the follow-up, it's just quoting Descartes Enochf 04:01, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Wow, I looked & didn't see anything. Sorry! —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 13:24, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Mistrx75 04:18, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 20:27, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Goes well with the leg irons and the Codru-Ji costume. jSarek 10:30, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 18:31, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5)  JMAS  Hey, it's me! 03:20, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Trip 19:32, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Huh? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 20:27, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Mistrx75 21:37, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) It's a shame we don't get more binary-translation. Nanook 22:11, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) R2 speeks. Unit 8311 18:33, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Ozzel 05:35, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Jamie550 02:05, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Artoo talking is good.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 01:13, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) R2 talking confuses and frightens me Enochf 21:17, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I also don't see Threepio saying "Ha-ha."  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Leia (0)
"Hey, I knew there was more to you than money."

- Leia Organa, on Han Solo

For

 * 1) Yeah, right. Dark Father 20:24, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage. KEJ 09:06, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Aw. Unit 8311 18:33, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Unimpressive. Most unimpressive. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:03, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I think we've all learned an important lesson here today.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Jamie550 02:10, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Krul is badass. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:16, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:34, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Jamie550 02:11, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Belated yep vote Enochf 09:27, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I always liked Kaox.--Skippy Farlstendoiro 08:37, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Revan (+2)
"There are two Mandalorians out in the woods. One of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other Mandalorian takes out his communicator and contacts his commander. He gasps: "My partner has collapsed! I don't know what to do!" After a moment, the commander responds: "Calm down. I can help. First let's make sure your partner is dead." There is a silence then a blaster shot is heard. Back on the communicator, the Mandalorian says: "Okay, now what?""

- Revan tells the Mandalorian Joke

For

 * 1) --DX-2052 23:08, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 19:09, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Mando humour! Unit 8311 18:35, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Jamie550 02:08, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Master Nikolce 07:24, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Inaccurate quote Enochf 00:14, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) —Tommy ( There are no Jedi here ) 00:40, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments
Notes:1:I am aware one of the sith interrupts during it 2:I want to add Ordos line about it being more realistic if the commander shot them both, but I don't rembear either line exactly--DX-2052 23:08, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) * I remember that Canderous said: It would have been more realistic if the commander had shot them both. Master Nikolce 07:24, 13 July 2008 (UTC)