User:Jonjedigrandmaster/Jon's Happy Caption Page

&hellip;because it looked like fun. And in memory of Gonk.

All Smiles
"Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz!"

The Force
''Leia, if you always knew, then why did you&hellip;? *sigh* never mind.''"

Style
"What, you gotta a problem with the way I dress?"

The dentist
"No! Not the dentist! Anyone but the dentist!"

Piggy-back
"Hey, why'd you stop? Tell you to stop, did I? Over this piggy-back ride is not!"

Umm, yeah&hellip;
"Reason number 428 why not to do drugs."

Whoa
"Why yes, I happen to like the big guns."

Badass
"Yes, as a matter of fact. I am badass."

Parlay
"Er&hellip;parlay?"

Joker
"You wanna see a magic trick?"

For the hell of it
"Go ahead. Stare."

Halloween
"Mommy, mommy, look at the Jack-o'-lantern! Can I have it mommy, can I?"

Gives you hell
♫ "When you see my face hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell&hellip;" ♪

Boredom
"I spy, with my eagle eye, something that is&mdash;" "Sand." "Damn! You got it again."

Death Star
"But&mdash;the hole's so small! There's no way we'll be able to make it in!"

Baseball?
"And a swing and a miss! And that'll end the game. Final score: Obi-Wan 1, Vader 0."

Blue Oyster Cult
♫ ''"Oh, no; they say he's got to go! Go go godzilla! Yea-eah!" ♪

On-screen
"Smile for the camera!"

Mentor
Now this'' would be a good one to teach Luke in a few years. Better not forget&hellip;''

Dr. Evil
"&hellip;his name&mdash;fat bastard."

BAMF
"Yeah, that's right. I pwnd you!"

Mind Trick
"Yeah&hellip;maybe you should use just a little less purfume&hellip;"

Fail
"Someday the Fetts will learn to stop wearing jetpacks."

Lord of the Rings no. 1
"To think that orcs nearly took over the galaxy&hellip;"

Landolanche
"Well&hellip;you smell funny."

Lord of the Rings no. 2
"He's dead. Took a little tumble off the cliff."

Secret Identity?
"Na na na na batman!"

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