User:ExplodingChickens

Hello! If you've come here because I made an edit that upset you, please proceed directly to the Complaint Box. Otherwise, here's my biography.

I will not be sharing my name for personal reasons, but you may call me B if it helps or something. Anyways, I'm an author. I realize that the scrambled state of this page doesn't suggest that, but I am.

I've been a Star Wars fan for decades now. I know more about the lore than I ought to. Because of, or perhaps in spite of, this knowledge...I am a supporter of the Galactic Empire! Long live Emperor Palpatine!