User:Darth Bear

Darth Bear
''Is he a sith? No his a bear!''

Ketchup and Thenolifer speaking

Darth Bear has gone to the history as one of the, or the MOST powerfull sith to ever live. He was a male brown bear who became a noob master and then later a sith lord. He became knowed for his "fight" with Jedi Sissy Ketchup where the teared of his head with his mounth. Darth Bear also trained alot of apprentices. From Darth Racoon to Master J Grizzly and also the famous Zezima. He would later become the founder of the Bears Empire which would come to rule almost the whole universe exept small parts of the still remaning jagex virus. He was also the one who came to kill Andrew Gerhard.

He is also the Sith known for the most slay's of Jedis. Counting, Master Mahatma Gahndi. Barrack Obama, Budha and also Micheal Jackson.

Biography
Darth Bear's real name is unknown but there is hints that it start on on T and ends with F Darth Bear was born 3000ABY and 1960 A Cr on a Sht Planet(earth) By an unknown mother. He was raised like anyother bear and soon grew up to become a big strong bear. Al ready as a youngling he was force sensetive and used to knock down trees with his force on humans. He came over his powers all by him self.

At the age of ten he had slained 40 Rain Dears.. 60 humans and 6419 Killer Wales. It was at this age that the Pope John Paul II came to find intrest in Bear. He took bear as his apprentice and learned him the ways of the noobs but the pope didnt reveal the ZAP power. After 20 years of training bear had masterd the way of the force and also the way of the dark force which the pope in secret had trained him in the sith way.

Now darth bear came to search for more ancient knowledge and he traveld to the "unknown lucas didnt wanna name it" galaxy where he found the toombs of, Naga Sadow, Freedon Nad and Exar Kun and also Yaddle/Yoda.

Here he counqerd the whole universe and left to earth where he took his seat in the northern woods of sweeden.

== The Epic fight ==

One jedi had survived the massacre in the "unknown lucas didnt wanna name it" galaxy and was here to slay darth bear.

His name was Jedi Sissy Ketchup.

Ketchup went in and got trapped by bear who made trees fall on him. He used to force to avoid them. Then it became dark and all the bears started roarning the imprial march. And at the darkest parts of the wood darth bear came out with his red light saber.

Ketchup drow his green one (no sht its green.." and was ready to attack when bear opened his mounth and said: "Ketchup i did you mom"

This words shocked Ketchup and Darth Bear bite his head of.

This is the only way it happend, there is no other way it happend on. Geeks Corporations Registerd

== The Last Masacre and the revealing of jagex ==

After this darth bear went to kill all the remaining threat, the dark Jedi (obama) The she/he/black/white/straight/fag singer (M Jackson) and also invaded all of the world but the united kingdoom. Here there was two froces standing in his way. Scotland with the ancient beast L__H N_SS and the people of scotland drunk on whisky which drow out Darth Bear out of scotland. In england there was an ancient virus that came the spread all over england and councour it, JaGeX.

The Weird Wars
The war between JaGeX and Darth Bear kept going for decades.

The Virus.
Darth Bear who had the majority of the world exept England and Scotland had a big advantage over jagex but he had underistimated JaGeX who from the begining had grown from a virus. Now they spread this virus over the whole world were there where bears and it killed over 70% of them which made that jagex forces and bears forces where equal. The virus would have killed them all if not there had been a suicide mission to jagex headqauertes which deleted the virus from Runescape which resulted in deleting it on earth too.

JaGeX Empire
Now that jagex where equal with Bears forces they managed to steal a space ship and fast started making copies. After they managed to create a fleet of 5k ships they went out to conquer that the universe which now 20% had been efected by the JaGeX virus. All the afected areas where then taken over by jagex and they kept the conquering parts where bears didnt have much controll wich lead to that bear had 60% of the universe and JaGeX 40%

Battle of Varrock
The battle of varrock was one of the greatest battle in the Weird wars. Jagex who had renamed London to Varrock and also moved the capital to runescape for its "safety". Darth bear invaded runescape by finding a glitch which made him make bear accounts which started as lvl 19 which made their max lvl 209 (jagex had introduced 2 more cmb skills after summoning, Cueing and Manners). Bear also succeded making multiply accounts and also made them max lvl directly. Bears account landed in the woods south of varrock. Jagex couldent find where they had spawned cause of an attack on their headqaurters in oxford by bears army. Jagex now had to relay that they where better in fighting on their own game. Jagex gatherd all of the players on runescape and all of their mod accs and went to varrock tho make an encamp ment. Bear found out about this and found a leak in the southers wall which they managed to crack it. Before going in to battle bear was informed by his new apprentice, the former rs master, Zezima that if you digged on a special spots (location unknown) you got you hands on an "iron pipe" which was unknown by jagex. All of bears army gatherd this weapon and rushed varrock. The forced jagex army to varrock fountain. It was a hard battle between the fag mods with cheat commands and the bears pipes but after some time the majority of the jagex army which were mostly, noobs, pkers and scamers did what they did best. They bsed the jagex army which forced Mark Gerhard in to a battle with Darth Bear

Darth bears account and Mark Gerhards account came in to battle. It started out with a 43 from Marks whip which came to be a 22 veng from bear. Bear venged again and switched to dds(which he borrowed from Jiglojay) while Mark hit a 23. Veng 11 now bears dds came and he did a 33-33. "Gf K0". And the battle was over. Bear had counqouerd Varrock.

== The revealing of the weapon. ==

Darth Bears Forces where unsuccesfull in killing jagex mods. Because like parasites and rats there came new ones all the time. The bears killed one there came 10 others. This was the problem which made jagex conquer 40%. Darth demanded his sientists to come up with a method to kill all of the mods. After 10 years of research which didnt lead to anything but creating the hotdog hamburger. Bears was informed by two mysterius wizards who's real names has gone in secret. We can only reveal this: ... and Thenolifer

Anyway ... and thenolifer had come up with how to make the "iron pipe" from runescape come in to the real world. They had come up with how to learn the ZAP powers by kidnapping the former US president Obama. Then they sold him for cash. Bought atmoic bombs manged to counqouer the whole world and then they lost it all cause they had bad luck with the weather. Anyway with all the remaning cash they had before they lost it all they bought the ZAP knowledge from the Pope and then they went to scotland to studie it even more. Anyway they managed to create the Bullsht Machine. Which in fact turned Bullsht (runescape items) into real items.

Now they had given these information to darth bear and they succesfully managed to create iron pipes in the real world.

Darth Bears forces now drew out all of the jagex forces in the universe only leaving the noobiest parts of it (4%) to JaGeX since it was imposible to get in there. Then they did an assult on england once again and now managed to seige Oxford. Darth Bear then threatend Andrew that if he wouldent fight bear in a 1vs1 fight he would reveal andrews big secret. So andrew came out and they fought where bear then killed Andrew by cleaving andrews Pink Lightsaber with his own Iron Pipe.

Now the JaGex Empire was crushed and he was the one ruler of the universe.

Death
He came to rule the universe for 1337 years untill the then mysteriusly disapeared in to the unknown parts of the universe and this was the last time they seen him.

His Bear Empire then broke down by ... and Thenolifer who bsed it and took over it renamed it Geek Corporations.

Behind the scenes.
THIS IS 100% TRUE