User:Sonofkong

I am the product of an obvious marriage on Olympus. I was mistaken for a wookiee and placed in a Sarlacc pit to be sacrificed but force lightninged the thing to hell. I than realized my force power and Obi Wan and Darth Vader actually fought over my apprenticeship but Darth won. I ran away to become a plumber in mushroom kingdom but an old guy on the street trained me in the force and then raped me. I went on to apprentice Darth Robotnick better known as eggman.