User:Darth Oblivion

Welcome to my user page. I hail from the United States of America on Earth, a planet I will one day rule. No one will stand against my might. My word will be law, and all who defy me shall perish. Ha ha ha ha ha... Sorry. I got a bit carried away there. The majority of humans on Earth, especially Americans, are idiots. I started contributing to Wookiepedia on June 12, 2006 under the username, Darth Oblivion. I had made some contributions before that as well. I contribute with my laptop, either with a dial-up connection or a wireless connection. I plan to upgrade to high-speed Internet. Hopefully this won't be the case for too much longer. I plan to nominate myself for adminship at some point after December 12. I believe the mojority of humans on Earth, especially Americans, are idiots. The following is a fake biography created by this user.

Biography
Lord Oblivion was born on an unknown world and was dicovered by a Dark Lord of the Sith. Oblivion studied both the Dark Side and the Light Side. His master broke Bane's rule of two and trained Oblivion and one other apprentice. Both eventually killed their master. The other apprentice went on to train a new Sith. Oblivion decided to wait in the shadows and watch how the Sith Order progressed. Through the Force he was able to extend his life as he waited for the right time come out of hiding and create his own Sith Empire. Oblivion observed Darth Sidious' rise to power and believed that this Empire was doomed to failure. He has predicted that Darth Krayt's Sith Order is also doomed. Oblivion is a memeber of a legendary order known as the Wookipedians, great chroniclers of the galaxy. Darth Oblivion speaks many languages fluently and can understand binary. He also maintains a healthy relationship with a member of the opposite sex of the human species. What? A person can't be attractive after living for three eras and 825 years?

Star Wars Films
Order from favorite to least favorite.


 * Revenge of the Sith
 * Return of the Jedi
 * The Empire Strikes Back
 * The Phantom Menace
 * A New Hope
 * Attack of the Clones

Other Films

 * The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
 * King Kong (2005)
 * Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
 * Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
 * Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

Favorite Video Games

 * Halo Combat Evolved
 * Halo 2
 * Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
 * Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

The Dark Lord's Star Wars favorites

 * Favorite Dark Lords of the Sith: Darth Revan, Darth Nihilus, Darth Sidious, Darth Vader.
 * Favorite Prequel Trilogy Characters: Palpatine/Darth Sidious, Jango Fett, General Grievous.
 * Favorite Original Trilogy Characters: Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, Boba Fett.
 * Favorite EU characters: Exar Kun, Darth Revan, Darth Nihilus, Mitth'raw'nuruodo.
 * Favorite Prequel Trilogy Starships: Providence-class carrier/destroyer, Venator-class Star Destroyer.
 * Favorite Original Trilogy Starships: Imperial-class Star Destroyer, Executor-class Star Dreadnought.
 * Favorite EU Starships:
 * Favorite Prequel Trilogy Superweapon: Ultimate Weapon/Death Star I.
 * Favorite Original Trilogy Superweapon: Death Star II.
 * Favorite EU Superweapons: Star Forge, Dark Reaper, World Devestator, Galaxy Gun.
 * Favorite Prequel Trilogy Starfighter: Eta-2 Actis-class interceptor.
 * Favorite Original Trilogy Starfighter: The Millenium Falcon, T-65 X-wing starfighter.
 * Favorite EU Starfighters:
 * Favorite Prequal Trilogy Droid: IG-100 MagnaGuard
 * Favorite Original Trilogy Droid: IG-88
 * Favorite EU Droid: HK-47
 * Favorite Prequel Trilogy Faction: Confederacy of Independent Systems.
 * Favorite Original Trilogy Faction: Galactic Empire.
 * Favorite EU Faction: Yuuzhan Vong.
 * Favorite Prequel Trilogy Sentient Species: Nautolan, Yoda's species, Neimoidian.
 * Favorite Original Trilogy Sentient Species: Mon Calamari, Wookiees.
 * Favorite EU Sentient Species: Chiss, Anzati, Yuuzhan Vong, Killik, Rakata.
 * Favorite Prequel Trilogy Language: Geonosian.
 * Favorite Original Trilogy Language: Huttese.
 * Favorite Mando'a Phrase: Wayii, ni mirdala dalal'ika! - "Golly gosh, what a jolly clever girl I am!"

Note: Favorites subject to change.

Random Images
Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Notice the resemblance to Feeorin pirate, Nym. Coincidence? Most likely.

Disagreements with canonical Star Wars Universe
Stuff I believe, which contradicts Star Wars canon or what is commonly believed. Remember that many things that were once considered canon are no longer. Ex. Owen Lars was once believed to be Obi-wan Kenobi's brother.


 * Zule Xiss is not a Falleen. Probably a Zeltron.
 * Gade Yedan is a Myke, not Human.

Speculations
My speculations about things in the Star Wars Universe that have not yet been confirmed by a canonical source or never will be.


 * The Kubaz and the Mustafarians have a relationship similar to that of the Duros and the Neimoidians.


 * The Fels of the Legacy comics are descended from Jagged Fel and Jaina Solo.

Major Contributions
I created the New Jedi Order series index and added a majority of the characters and creatures introduced in NJO. Its still far from finished though. - See ya.

"Youw."

"Rrush'hok ichnar vinim'hok."

"Goopta mo bossa!"

"Usenye!!!"