Micky Mouse

Micky was a jedi master, who wished to reach spiritual enlightenment via learning the dark side of the force. Although, that was not enough for Micky soon his power grew and be became so powerful that no one could stop him, he lost control one day while filming "Micky Mouse's Club House" and accidently bought Star Wars and erased 5 decades worth of history and fan fiction which was made by 100's of writers working thousands of hours to please fans, to which he announced "hoo hooo oh boy"