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&hellip;because it looked like fun. And as a tribute to Gonk.

A tribute to Mara Jade
In memory of Mara Jade.

Gangsta Rap
♫ "Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene, 900-year-fiend smokin' Dagobah green!" ♪ (For the full rap on youtube, click here)

All Smiles
"Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz!"

The Force
"Leia, if you always knew, then why did you&hellip;? *sigh* never mind."

Clothing in a galaxy far, far away
"What, you gotta a problem with the way I dress?"

The dentist
"No! Not the dentist! Anyone but the dentist!"

Piggy-back
"Hey, why'd you stop? Tell you to stop, did I? Over this piggy-back ride is not!"

Umm, yeah&hellip;
"Reason number 428 why not to do drugs."

Whoa
"Why yes, I happen to like the big guns."

Badass
"Yes, as a matter of fact. I am badass."

Pirates of the Caribbean
"Er&hellip;parlay?"

Joker
"You wanna see a magic trick?"

For the hell of it
"Go ahead. Stare."

Halloween
"Mommy, mommy, look at the Jack-o'-lantern! Can I have it mommy, can I?"

Gives you hell
♫ "When you see my face hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell&hellip;" ♪

Boredom
"I spy, with my eagle eye, something that&mdash;" "Sand." "Damn! You got it again."

Death Star
"But&mdash;the hole's so small! There's no way we'll be able to make it in!"

Baseball?
"And a swing and a miss! And that'll end the game. Final score: Obi-Wan 1, Vader 0."

Blue Oyster Cult
♫ ''"Oh, no; they say he's got to go! Go go godzilla! Yea-eah!" ♪

On-screen
"Smile for the camera!"

Mentor
Now this'' would be a good one to teach Luke in a few years. Better not forget&hellip;''

Dr. Evil
"&hellip;his name&mdash;fat bastard."

BAMF
"Yeah, that's right. I pwnd you!"

Mind Trick
"Yeah&hellip;maybe you should use just a little less purfume&hellip;"

Fail
"Someday the Fetts will learn to stop wearing jetpacks. Someday."

Lord of the Rings no. 1
"To think that orcs nearly took over the galaxy&hellip;"

Landolanche
"Well&hellip;you smell funny."

Lord of the Rings no. 2
"He's dead. Took a little tumble off the cliff."

Secret Identity?
"Na na na na batman!"

Appearances
"Dude. You don't even look like Corran Horn." Are we sure there actually is Force Psychosis, or is everybody finally noticing that the actors don't look at all like the characters?

The ol' Wookiee trick part 1
"There's a Wookiee standing behind me, ready to pull my arms off? Riiiiight. Like I'm gonna fall for that. That trick's older than your mother! Besides, what's it gonna do, growl at me?"

The ol' Wookiee trick part 2
"Oh, heh heh, what do ya know. A Wookiee! Hey there, buddy&hellip;"

Dooku's pedicure
"Look! I just got my nails done."

Aliens
"Woah, aliens are beaming me into their ship!"

Samuel L. Windu
"What?! Say what again! Say what again! I dare you; I double-dare you!"

Stak
"What the hell are you?"