User:The terminator15

a long long time ago in a galaxie far far-away darth maul was captured by jawas and forced to eat bantha fotter all day long until he got droids to save him from his crappy demise so when they got there the clones from the republic came and destroyed the droids and got mor banthas for the jawas then darth maul escaped took a bath with mr. bubbles and got a but rash then he went to mos eisly where every one called him mr. ugly pants and then the secret sith overlord george lucas the one who trained emporer palpitine found him and made him eat more bantha fotter than the republic had a disco partay because they got ridd of the most uggliest sith in the world for good! this is probaly the most funny non canical story ever by the way that fanon story is mine and no one eslsis so ha