User:Darth Oblivion

"If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into Oblivion!"

- Obi-Wan Kenobi

Random facts about me

 * I'm one of those rare intelligent Americans.
 * I am an extreme villain enthusiast. For me, the antagonist is almost always more interesting than the protagonist. Bad guys are awesome.
 * I prefer a lot of 70s-80s rock to today's music.

My crap.

Some of my thoughts by Jonathan Ian Mathers (WARNING: Excessive profanity)



A few of my favorite lines
Out of boredom...

"Who are you?" "Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask." "I can see that." "Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation. I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is." "Oh...right" "But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this 'dramatis persona.'. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."

- V introducing himself to Eve (V for Vendetta)

"Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? I can offer you…an escape."

- Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest)

"I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure."

- Agent Smith (The Matrix)

"Why, Mr. Anderson? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom, or truth, perhaps peace, could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose! And all of them as artificial as the matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now. You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why do you persist?"

- Smith (The Matrix Revolutions)

"In the end, what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No. A man chooses. A slave obeys. You think you have memories. A farm, a family, an airplane, a crash... And then this place. Was there really a family? Did that airplane crash or was it hijacked. Forced down. Forced down by something less than a man, something bred to sleepwalk through life until they are activated by simple phrase spoken by their kindly master. Was a man sent to kill or a slave? A man chooses. A slave obeys."

- Andrew Ryan (BioShock)

Appearances

 * Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace