User:Darth Cow/Quotes

"If so smart in the force am I, why words in right order I put not?"

~ Yoda on himself

 "I don't have OCD, but I do have a list of friends with OCD in chronological order of birth, which I call every 15 minutes to make sure they're still alive."

~ Oscar Wilde on Obsessive-compulsive disorder

 "Do you mean Count Dooku? How ironic. I trained the man who killed him."

~ Obi-Wan Kenobi

 ''"Now that's what I'm talking about. It's a power generator... in the middle of a TREE."

~ Sev aka Delta 07

 "If we're all clones, how come I'm the only one with a sense of humor?"

~ Scorch aka Delta 62

 "The way these droids were swarming, one might think we're not welcome."

~ Scorch aka Delta 62

 "If you've got a problem, you can send one ARC trooper, you can send one hundred clone troopers, or you can send a squad of four clone commandos."

~ Justin Lambros

 "Hey, Sev! How many kills you got today, psycho?"

"More than you, wise guy!"

~ Scorch and Sev, respectively

 "So, uh, how many kills do I rack for a droid dispenser?"

~ Scorch aka Delta 62

 "I can't think of a better time to die than when I'm no longer the best."

~ Darman

 "Crap, I don't believe it!!"

"What is it, Sev?!"

"I've lost count of my kills!!"

~ Sev, Scorch, Sev

 "ANOTHER HANGAR?!?!!"

"What can you say, Wookiees... like hangars."

~ Sev and Scorch, respectively

 "Hey Sev, this one looks like your mother!"

~ Scorch

 "It wasn't me!!!"

~ Scorch

 "We meet again young Oscar..."

~ Darth Vader to Oscar Wilde

<hr=100%> "Who's your daddy?"

~ Darth Vader's words to Luke

<hr=100%> "Now, was it red red green, or red green red?"

~ Scorch, setting explosives

<hr=100%> ''"Now this--is an ex-enemy."

~Scorch, after defeating Droids.

<hr=100%> ""Are you ever going to stop watching Star Wars?!"

-My mom"</i>

~ cptKenobi

<hr=100%> "I had a weird Star Wars dream. There was one sith who walked with his hands and fought with his feet, and the Death Star had a baby that destroyed the universe. Everyone died, but I didn't wake up. It was horrible! I was floating for so long! I want my mommy!"

~ Maaul

<hr=100%> "Please: Translation the Wookieepedia for Portuguese Language!!!"

~ 200.212.114.10

<hr=100%> "Through their leet powers of hacking, Microsoft will discover that you have IE and Firefox on your computer at the same time, and because of this they will blow up your computer because you are not exclusively using a Microsoft product."

~ StarNeptune