User:Enochf/Enochf's Happy Caption Page

Enochf's Happy Caption Page. Because I'm a dirty stinkin' copycat and I'm copying G*nk.


 * Also see Gonk's Happy Caption Page
 * and Goodwood's Happy Caption Page

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"Someday, lad, all this will be yours."

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"God, I love my job!"

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"I will love him and squeeze him and pet him and hug him and call him George."

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"Ooh... Wookiee-ookiees and beer... big mistake."

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"Little help?"

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"What eez eet, man?"

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The admiral committed the ultimate dinner faux pas by stabbing himself with the throat-cutting knife.

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"I hurt all over."

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"You Klingon bastards, you killed my&mdash;oh, wait, sorry."

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♪"Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada..."♪

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"Heil Hitler!" [pause] "What?"

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"Don't talk about the boy, Martha."

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"Oh, crap, I just rolled a natural 1."

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Dale Bozzio! ♪ "Walking in L.A." ♪

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"Yay! An invasion! That means no school today!"

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"Sell my mother into slavery for three magic beans? Okay."

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"I'll keep an eye out for her."  "Thank you! Hey, I'm just working on my hand-eye coordination."  "You're too kind, folks! Say, miss, you're the finest-lookin' woman I've ever set my eyes on! No, literally! Tip your waitresses, ladies and gentlemen!"

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"Dutchmen. I hate these guys."

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♪ The Rain in pain trains mainly with Darth Bane ♪ (originally posted in QOTD forum, but hey, keeping it for posterity)

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"This... is... Empi-yah!"

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"It's got a range of two hundred yards and a telescopic nipple. Sorry. Range of two hundred yards and a pert, round breast – I mean, targeting reticle... full, tender, yielding targeting reticle that beckons you to suck on it for hours..."

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"All right, listen up, you primitive furry screwheads: this... is my boom stick!"

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"Master Kenobi would be very angry with me if he knew I was using the Force to water these plants with my piss."

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"Diamonds: because if you give her anything else, she'll break your legs."

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"I must find a way to keep Christmas from coming... but how?"

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"You will take me to Jabba now... wow, man, my hand's huge... and, like, the fingers go all different ways..."