User:Jawaman

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Hi, ! My name is Jawaman and this is my crib userpage.

Jawaman's opion of "Wookieepedia" and "Star Wars"
""Wookieepedia". You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

- Jawaman about Wookieepedia.

I stumbled upon this site about two years ago. I thought and still think this site is brilliant! I myself am a huge fan of the Star Wars movies, Star Wars LEGO, the new animated movie and TV series. My favorite characters are of course Jawas, (Utinni! :P) droids, space pirates and bounty hunters. (Cad Bane! He's awsome!) (Check my list of favorites for futher info.) May the Force be with you,.

Biography
"I am Jawaman, warlord of the Kaleesh and Supreme Commander of the armies of the Confederacy. And I am not a droid!"

- Jawaman

Little do we know about Jawaman's past and his place of birth. It is rumored that he was born on a backwater planet called "Earth", but these rumors have not yet been confirmed by any scientists. In the 15 years that followed, Jawaman has went from one side of the galaxy to the other side of the galaxy. He had many adventures, but he was almost killed on several occasions. Jawaman is a skilled warrior who can; fight with lightsabers, all kinds of blasters (he's a notorious gunslinger on at least 26 worlds) and he is one of thé best pilots in this galaxy. He now lives on Earth, but where, we can't tell you. (He has got a rather high bounty on his head.)

Pages

 * Tal Nami Freighter Swing Wing (with The Twilight)
 * Mobile Command Center
 * Starhawk Speeder Bike
 * Rapier One
 * Super tank
 * Cynestra Space Craft Show
 * Clone tank gunner (I helped creating the article's name)
 * Ubrikkian tail spiral ring
 * Sleheyroni tattoo
 * and more to come!

Images

 * Mobile Command Center.JPG


 * it was so hard to upload this image, I'm never uploading anything again!

Movies

 * Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
 * Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
 * Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
 * Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
 * Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
 * Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
 * Star Wars: The Clone Wars (film)

Books

 * Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (novel)
 * Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (novel)
 * Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Visual Guide
 * Labyrinth of Evil
 * Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (novel)
 * Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (novel)
 * Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (novel)
 * Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (novel)
 * Dark Nest I: The Joiner King
 * Dark Nest II: The Unseen Queen
 * Dark Nest III: The Swarm War

Posters

 * Official Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith movie poster

Lego

 * I currently own more than thirty LEGO Star Wars sets, two LEGO Indiana Jones sets and one LEGO Batman set.

What is Jawaman's Sandcrawler Bargain Shop?
"Utto nye usabia atoonyoba? ("Want to buy a used droid?")"

- JSBS' most asked question.

As you may well know, I like Jawas. Several of my Jawa friends came up with the idea to start a small business on "Wookieepedia", so that they didn't have to sell their "junk" to moisture farmers only, but to you as well. I thought it was a great idea, so that's how I started this "shop". JSBS deals in all sorts of things. From used gonk droids to custom weapons. From antique starships to state-of-the-art (and somewhat illegal) battle droids. JSBS has got it all! And for a bargain price! Check our ads down here and to respond to the ads just click here.

Jawaman's Weekly Bargains

 * B1 battle droids, buy twenty droids and get five for free.
 * IG-86 sentinel droids, buy five droids and you'll get one blaster rifle for free.
 * DL-44 heavy blaster pistols, buy ten blasters and get free ammo.
 * R4-series agromech droids, we have several brand new droids. Will come with free annual service check.

Jawaman's Other Bargains

 * Old freighter: used but still in good condition. Equipped with hyperdrive (Class 3) and three heavy blaster cannons and one rotating laser cannon with periscope control. Cargo capacity: 70 tons. This is a real bargain, get your chance before it's gone.
 * Used Ubrikkian tanks: these are the kind of tanks you want to have. Heavily armored, maximum acceleration: 110 km/h. Turret can turn 360 degrees and is equipped with a heavy laser cannon. This tank will destroy any AAT that crosses your path.
 * Custom Porax-38 starfighter: this ship was dumped by a Republic attack cruiser without any reasons. This starfighter has had a custom paint job and is heavily modified (with some "not so legal" stuff). It has an upgraded hyperdrive system, some "tweeked" laser cannons and a custom build deflector shield generator system. This is a must-have for anyone who wants a personal starfighter.
 * Used and new speeder bikes and landspeeders: we have a large amount of swoops and speeders here at JSBS. Like: 74-Z speeder bikes, Zephyr-G swoops and X-34 landspeeders. All for bargain prices.
 * Other bargains will come soon.

Jawaman's favorite quotes
"The Jawas are not powerless&mdash;if they do not wish to be."

- Obi-Wan Kenobi, to Het Nkik

"Sand stays. All else changes."

- Unidentified Jawa

"The Jawas have a tendency to pick up anything that's not tied down, Luke, but remember, they're basically afraid of their own shadows."

- Owen Lars to Luke Skywalker

"Don't leave me..."

- O.M.5's last words

It was the first time I felt sorry for a battle droid, so I hope O.M.5 gets found by some Jawas, so I can rebuild him.


 * Out of time for today. But don't worry, I'll be back and may the Force be with you.

Funny pics
Ehh, permission to take a leak, sir? Pull my finger, Commander Jerjerrod! What you looking at, punk?!

My list of personal favorites from Star Wars
Ever since I was a little boy (jeez, I sound old), I loved Star Wars. I've seen all the movies (the animated one too) and all episodes of the animated TV-series. I'm looking forward to the new live-action series. Hope it doesn't turn into a disaster. I made a list of my personal favorites including characters, spaceship and locations. By the way, sorry for the huge gap between this. I have to much userboxes, but I will fix it later.

Space ships, vehicles, weapons or anything else that moves/shoots

 * Out of time for today. Will finish this later.

Planets and locations

 * Out of time for today. Will finish this later.

Poll
what kind of species would you like to be? Gungan Twi'lek Kaleesh Weequay Neimoidian Zabrak Dug Hutt Jawas are not in this poll, because everbody would vote for the Jawas, of course.