User:Vladius Magnum

"THIS PLACE IS FRAASOME POSSUM!"

- Vladius Magnum

Vladius Magnum in REAL LIFE!
"Hi! I'm firteen an' a haff years old. How old is you?"

- Vladius Magnum

"OMFG (pronounced om-fug) fix your grammar and spelling!"

- Vladius Magnum Hello, random denziens! I will add to this page at my leisure, but feel free to read any of the crap that's already on here. I might sound as if I have low self-esteem, but rest assured- I have plenty of other things to do while I'm writing this very sentence. I like Star Wars. A lot. Go figure. Anything will set me off. It's insane. Stop me before it's too late and win a conselation prize! Anyway, I am currently 13 years old (this may surprise you, but I don't think so). I currently write a comic/cartoon series (not published yet, of course; I'm not that rich) and have several fans in the ultra-stiphid charter school I have called CSP, for Chesapeake Science Point, or Cheese Slicing Possums, or whatever else you can come up with. I also run and founded Clan Magnum, a clan, a club, and a loose affiliation of my friends all in one, bite sized, high MSG package! It might sound kinda corny, but it has been a success for some reason or another and might replace Boy Scouts! (Yeah right, you say.) But anyway, I created a sort of In-Universe fanfic thingy in the future when I don't feel so lazy. (I am a strong believer in M-Theory and Alternate Universes. That is so fun to say! Go on, try it!) Here it is in case I do it...

Clan Magnum, a History
'''WARNING: Unless you're completely stiphid, you probably know this is non-canon. So to all my fans out there (if I have any), don't go adding this to Wookieepedia.'''

Early Life (60 BBY-33 BBY)
"What did you do before your crimes against the Empire? I grew up."

- Grand Admiral Nebulax and Vladius Magnum

A boy named Vladius Corbett was born 60 BBY in a small home on the edge of Dreshdae, Korriban to Trois and Aymee Corbett. Life was peaceful for a while, and he could afford to play the hologame, Knights of the Old Republic, at his leisure. Then, one day, he was abducted after a swoop race by a Dark Jedi Mathematician, self-proclaimed Darth Culator, as he was force-sensitive. This part of his life was shrouded in mystery, but it is known that he developed a strong dislike of things having to do with pure numbers. He also found his way in and out the remnants of the Exchange.

Vladius developed a semi-potentium view of the Force. Skills such as Force Lightning could be used for good...or evil. However, he recognized that the Force had a light side and a dark side; it was simply a matter of how they were used. Both were fueled by emotion. The light side: charity, the dark: passion. It sounded odd, but he felt that you could have a "passion for charity". This philosiphy would be similar to that of Kyle Katarn's in the time period of the New Jedi Order.

Vladius felt bored often. It would become a standard habit of his to stowaway on cargo freighters headed to distant worlds. He ventured to planets such as Kashyyyk, where he learned Wookiee culture and customs, as well as how to understand shyriiwook. This would prove invaluable in the future.

During his travels, he started taking things along with him. He stole things from the cargo ships he stowed away on on a subsistence basis. They were not noticed; the freighter crews focused on crates and stock cargo, not open boxes or individual items. He would later trade or use these things, eventually accumulating a sizable profit of 2104 credits by 43 BBY. One time, he mistakenly boarded a Republic ship. Tensions were high at this time, as the Stark Hyperspace War was drawing near. Any ships boarding capital ships were posthumously checked for bombs. During a routine sweep, Vladius was forced to use Force Camoflage to avoid being shot. He realized that he had used the Force for his own gain, petty or not. He decided to stop hopping around the Galaxy, and to settle down somewhere.

Unfortunately, one of the people he met on his travels, or "Contacts", forcibly enlisted him in the Stark Commercial Combine, a criminal orginization preparing to fight a war against the Republic. Through a series of decisive decisions and battles, Vladius became a refugee of the Second Battle of Qotile, now with an illegally modified DL-44 heavy blaster pistol at his side. He managed to get to the Republic Army, helping them pick off several enemy troops during the siege of the caves. During a lull in the fighting, Vladius learned more about the Force from the teachings of Master Qui-Gon Jinn.

Vladius departed secretly (aided by his Force camoflage) and made his way to a starport, leaving Qotile in time to see the climactic last battle.

Deeply Philosophical (somewhat) Questions and Remarks
Post your answers below. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol Hordes got bored?

Should Darth Vader have a separate article?

How many zeroes are in a zero?

Is this thing even a good idea?

''Should we try to get Wookieepedia to be in-universe? (Say yes.)''

Is Darth Plagueis really Anakin's creator?

More questions later.

Random thoughts


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