User:Gonk

   "Gonk, you can type this shit, but you can't say it!" This user may employ profanity for stylistic or space-filling purposes. If you are young, impressionable, sensitive, strongly religious, and/or linguistically snobby, you may be better served by someone else's user page. Otherwise, you can just gonking gonk my huge gonking gonk-covered gonk.

"Gonk. Gonk. Gonk ko kyenga see."

- the Gonkian phrase that cannot legally be translated as per Baobab Security Directive 51-C

Gonk is a Wookieepedian who has been Wookieepediaing for only a short time. Gonk also fully acknowledges that "Wookieepediaing" is in all likelihood not a word, but knowing the Internet, it may become one. Gonk moves slowly on account of his stubby, poorly articulated legs.

As you will quickly learn if you interact with Gonk on Wookieepedia IRC, there isn't much in this (or any) crazy universe that Gonk takes terribly seriously, but Wookieepedia's accuracy and quality is an exception.

Gonk's subpages are as follows:
 * User:Gonk/Contributions
 * User:Gonk/Sandbox
 * User:Gonk/Gonk's Happy Caption Page

Reasons to Be Stoked About Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor

 * Expanding a throwaway line into a novel is a fabulous idea
 * Awesomely old-school title
 * Matt Stover is writing it
 * Luke doing kick-ass Jedi stuff on the battlefield
 * Luke getting all conflicted about having done kick-ass Jedi stuff on the battlefield

Star Wars Collection
So large it would be annoyingly space- and time-consuming to list it all. Let's just say I have every West End Games RPG book (except the solo adventures), most of the Wizards of the Coast books, over half the novels, and a fair smattering of the comics. How much of that I've actually read is another matter. I also own several of the games, but am loath to buy very many more; I barely have time for my favorites now.

Mostly Current QOTD Stats

 * Attempted: 7
 * Failed: 1
 * Unresolved: 6
 * Won: 0

Guestbook

 * 1) I'll start, I guess. "Gonk," as I am fond of saying. Gonk 16:27, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) I'll be next. Sign mine! 15:21, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) .  .  .  .  21:51, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Best wishes and Greetings from the United Kingdom! Darth Ocean 21.17, 18 February 2007 (GMT)
 * 5) yo. RC 2413 17:49, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Hello.  Joker1138 ( Mandalore ) [[Image:MandalorianSymbol.jpg|25px]]
 * 7) Thanks for the sign! --Caddaric 21:13, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Current Star Wars Not-So-Favorites

 * Legacy. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the SuperShadowization of Star Wars canon.
 * WEG-Bashing. Try it before you knock it.
 * WOTC Dragging Its Feet. And no, I'm not bashing here! They put out a good product. But I'm not into minis and am therefore deprived of SWRPG stuff to spend money on. C'mon, WOTC! I'm gonna be out of debt soon if you're not careful.
 * People Who Add Fanon to Wookieepedia Pages. I can forgive most Wookieetransgressions&mdash;everyone's new once, and I've made a few myself&mdash;but the mere presence of the suffix "pedia" ought to tell you something.
 * People Who Become Emotionally Attached to "Their" Wookieepedia Articles. This is a communal effort. Don't like it? Start your own all-encompassing repository. And good luck with that.
 * No Lightsaber/Wii Game Announced Yet. Not that I want a reason to buy a Wii anytime soon. But come on. This would be the one SW game with the potential to unseat TIE Fighter in immersive, shivering-with-unbridled-power gaming coolness.

Wookieepedian Quotes
"We should use a much uglier picture anyway. I mean, he makes up everything he says/shows, I say we put up a photoshopped picture of him as a balding, obese, unwashed, and unshaven 54 year old."

- Darth Ceratis on SuperShadow

"This user opposes slavery and supports the liberation of all Twi'lek females in my bed. The galaxy, I mean. The galaxy in my bed."

- Enochf

"Accents and dialects are not genetic!"

- KEJ

"Since when is old Wookiees masturbating a part of Star Wars?"

- Roron Corobb on The Star Wars Holiday Special

The Final Word on All Things Star Wars
Gonk.