Wookieepedia:Lamest thing ever!



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Anakin Solo is dead
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 13:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1)  StarNeptune Talk to me! 06:57, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) He is alive. I don't care what you say. [[User:Roron Corobb|Roron Corobb ]] Talk 13:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Nooooooooo!!! Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) JMAS 06:41, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) No matter how many "so called" canon sources state this, he did not die. Plain and simple...he did not die. [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) A stupid idea plane and symple. Joker1138 ( Mandalore ) [[Image:MandalorianSymbol.jpg|25px]] 14:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Cindel Towani from Caravan of Courage

 * 1) Eeee, eighties hair. All that's missing is a boom box playing "Let's Get Physical" Enochf 08:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

The Crystal Star

 * 1) Come on people...this is the epitome of lame.  StarNeptune Talk to me! 07:10, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Yeah, I usually like Vonda McIntyre, but... no ^_^ Enochf 07:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) If I could remove a book from canon, this would be the one. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:10, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

EU Minimalism

 * 1) From 8km ECSD's to 3 million "Grand Armies", all around it's resulted in making SW completely non epic and unrealistic. Lord Patrick 08:21, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Minimalism is just a crutch for people who are unable or unwilling to comprehend the vastness of the universe. Darth Culator  (Talk)(Kills) 13:42, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

The fall of another icon

 * 1) As though one go-around wasn't enough, we have to have a repeat of thw whole prequal cycle of the 'tragic hero'. If I rolled my eyes any further they'd fall out.--Goodwood 14:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Fode and Beed

 * Oh, that's gotta hurt! Enochf 06:11, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

The Galaxy Gun

 * 1) Lamest weapon of mass destruction ever Enochf 06:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Greedo shot first

 * 1) Nice aim, pedunkey Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Don't mess with the classics. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

"I don't like sand"

 * 1) Cyrano de Bergerac he ain't Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Jar Jar Binks

 * 1) Too easy? OK, but the point still needs to be made Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) If only I could vote more than once. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:14, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

KOTOR II didn’t have an ending

 * 1) What happened with the robots? Where's Bao-Dur? What's going on? Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Kuralyov 06:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Imp 06:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 06:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) QuentinGeorge 09:33, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:15, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Kreia and GO-TO's conspiracy theories

 * 1) Yeah, the friggin Dark Lord of the Sith was really a nice guy who wanted to save the galaxy. This idiocy probably inspired Vader's OOCness on Manaan.Lord Patrick 08:23, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) QuentinGeorge 09:32, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Luke Skywalker's color changing lightsaber (Ep. IV DVD)

 * 1) This was positively horrid! - JMAS 07:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * OK, that's lame Enochf 07:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Anything Mandalorian/Fett

 * 1) Kuralyov 06:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) QuentinGeorge 09:32, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Picard is quasi-canon

 * 1) Make it not so Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) We can't go there. -- Riffsyphon1024 06:09, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 06:51, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) JMAS 06:54, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

R2-D2 can fly now

 * 1) No. He. Can't. Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) So can the Daleks. Apparently. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:17, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Republic which has stood for... a thousand years?

 * 1) Dammit Lucas Enochf 07:14, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Retcon-allicious! Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 07:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Purist fodder.Lord Patrick 09:02, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Gotta love it when he contradicts himself. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:18, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Rule of Two

 * 1) Military strategy that ranks with General Custer Enochf 06:32, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

The Star Wars Holiday Special

 * 1) What a POS. -- Riffsyphon1024 06:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) There's good bits, but... jeez, Jefferson Starship? Weird hologram clowns? Like 15 minutes of Wookiee dialogue? Enochf 09:05, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Even GL thought this thing was crap. Unit 8311 11:12, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) An hour and a half of my life I'll never get back. Green Tentacle (Talk) 14:19, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Star Wars: Legacy
style="color:#FFA502;">Roron Corobb ]] Talk 13:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) What a POC. .  .  .  .  06:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) [[User:Roron Corobb|<span
 * 1) Just something about it I don’t like. Joker1138 ( Mandalore ) [[Image:MandalorianSymbol.jpg|25px]] 14:35, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Most. Darths. Ever. Maclimes Zero''' (talk) [[Image:Infinite_Empire.png|10px]] 14:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Toongs

 * 1) Too silly to be taken seriously, too ugly to be a stuffed toy, what use are they? Enochf 11:31, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Yaddle's absence from AOTC, and subsequent EU death.

 * 1) "Too expensive to animate"? This is coming from a guy who inserts CGI into the OT at every opportunity, and assembles enormous fleets in ROTS with it? Come on, let the green babe live! Lord Patrick 08:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Yuuzhan Vong

 * 1) We got our asses kicked by extras from Diablo II? Enochf 05:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) -1000 for reminding me too much of Islam, screwing up important worlds (Thank you very bloody much) and being an epitome of the biotech meme. Lord Patrick 09:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)