Wookieepedia:April Fools' Day 2014/SH:WP:VG updating to fit the times

Good day, everyone. I know this is all rather sudden, but I figured now would be the best time to get this out of the way. I am taking back full control of WookieeProject Video Games. I found out that I love it way too much to let it go. However, the activity has been way too low, and the quality needs to be increased. Thus, I have decided to integrate WP:VG into the new "Pro" system. Starting sometime this month, it will be paid memberships only. If a user wants to join WookieeProject Video Games, they will have to pay a monthly fee for the privilege. For those who are already a part of WP:VG (or if you sign up before the deadline), there will be a permanent 50% off the monthly payment, and you will be granted "WP:VG-Pro" status.

You might ask, why would I want "WP:VG-Pro" status? Glad you asked! It comes with lots of added benefits. Besides being able to be a part of this blessed group, you will have the distinct opportunity to participate and vote in the monthly meetings! Also, your name will be highlighted orange in the Recent Changes. As if this isn't enough, you will have the honor and prestige that comes with being able to tell your friends and family "I am a WP:VG-Pro member, and I am proud of it!"

I look forward to this exciting new roll-out! Here's to WP:VG's terrific past, and the great future that lies before it. May the Force be with the gamers!

P.S. If you have any questions, comments, concerns, please direct them to this thread. Thanks!&mdash; Cal Jedi (Personal Comm Channel) 03:11, April 1, 2014 (UTC)