User:Chrisstansfield

Christopher Stansfield lives in New York, NY. He is a freelance writer whose current essays and reviews can be found at The Writing of Christopher Stansfield(catchy name), The Unofficial Chris Stansfield Blog, and numerous print and Internet publications. He has contributed to several wikis, including Wikipedia, The DC Comics Database, and the Muppet wiki. He is also a semi-regular presence on the forums st Force.Net and Outpost Gallifrey (a Doctor Who fan board).

Chris Stansfield is an experienced proofreader and editor with a BA in Psychology that he occasionally deploys on friends and depressed drunks. His current wiki focus is on the copy editing and fact-checking of previously-written articles. To learn more about Chris or to find links to his other writing, you can visit his Myspace page. Chris Stansfield finds that writing about himself in the third-person comes remarkably easily to him.

Statistics
Real Name: Christopher Adam Stansfield Nicknames: "Chris," "Stanz," "Hey, you!" Former Aliases: No known former aliases Occupation: Raconteur and Bon Vivant Legal Status: US Citizen with no felony convictions Marital Status: Marriage is a commitment and an institution. Why would anyone want to be committed to an institution? Group Affiliations: S.C.I. Co.; The Official Star Wars Fan Club; the ACLU; GMHC/New York AIDS Walk; MOCCA; Numerous temp agencies. City of Residence: Formerly Philadelphia, PA, now New York, NY and Los Angeles, CA Base of Operations: Numerous piano bars and karaoke lounges around New York City.

Trivia

 * In addition to writing, Stansfield has been a singer/actor, an office temp, a bartender, a lab assistant, a talent agent, a newspaper editor, and a retail salesman. He clearly has difficulty holding a job.
 * Stansfield appeared twice on the television show "Jeopardy!" (he won once.)
 * He received a perfect (800) Verbal score on his SAT's, back when they were considered difficult.
 * He owns every album David Bowie has ever appeared on.
 * He still calls compact discs "albums."
 * Dang killed a barr when he was only three.
 * Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.