Craw's protocol droid

"Better have my protocol droid standing by.''" "''Your brilliancy will recall that he was, ah, re-assigned&hellip; when his translation of your joke about the three Hardex and the Bantha failed to amuse the Hardexian ambassador."

- Craw and Captain Steggus

An orange-plated, bipedal protocol droid with masculine programming served as a translator for Craw, the self-styled Dictator-forever of the planet Targonn, before 3 BBY. When a Hardexian ambassador visited Craw, the Dictator-forever told a joke about three Hardex and a Bantha. When the ambassador was unamused by the protocol droid's translation of the joke, Craw had the droid deactivated and turned into a water fountain. As a fountain, the droid stood upright and spewed water out of his vocabulator.