Wookieepedia:April Fools' Day 2011/Unblocking everyone

A rather grave issue has recently come to my attention. As many of you most likely know by now, I was recently voted into the ranks of Wookieepedia's administrators. I presumed I would be joining a group of peers with whom I could work happily, for the good of everyone on the site. I couldn't have been more wrong.

After I joined the Wookieepedia administration, I discovered the terrible truth that each and every single administrator on this site&mdash;exluding me, of course&mdash;is a total jackass. Since this revelation, I've spent my time going through the block log, reviewing the actions taken by our "trusted" administration. And it seems to me that each and every user who has been blocked has been blocked on unfair grounds. Thus, this is hereby a vote to unblock every single user who has ever been blocked here, due to the administration's undue dickishness.

Am I suggesting that we demote each and every administrator? No. I am simply suggesting that we undo the damage they have done; that we uphold our reputation as a fair and trustworthy site. So, whose side are you on? The side of the cabal, or the side of justice? I hope that my fellow users here will come to see the unfair actions of the administration for what they are, and vote with me for the greater good of Wookieepedia.

As usual, please discuss further options in the discussion section below. Thank you. Jonjedigrandmaster ( Talk ) 01:45, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Option 1: Justice is due&hellip;

 * 1) As an additional note, please, fellow admins, don't take any of what I have said as a personal attack. It is merely the truth; and sometimes the truth hurts. Jonjedigrandmaster  ( Talk ) 01:45, April 1, 2011 (UTC)