Wookieepedia:Quote of the Day/Other

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Morgan Webb (+2)
"Send the handsome red devil into a system and you can sap their empire with the black market, a racketeering ring or anything else you learn from the 109th Congress."

- Morgan Webb reviewing Star Wars: Empire at War: Forces of Corruption

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 13:58, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) That review was indeed funny. Especially "Crazy lady". Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 06:59, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * source. Also, not sure whether or not this belongs in the "Real Life", "Other Media" or "VIP Fans" section. Feel free to move to relevant section.

Tommy Tallarico (+3)
"Are you the guys responsible for making the AT-AT's so frickin' hard to kill?"

- Tommy Tallarico, interviewing Factor 5 cofounder Julian Eggebrecht, on an 1999 episode of The Electric Playground.

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 18:30, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) A belated vote because it's just memorable Enochf 12:02, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 06:59, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * The show this quote came from dealt with Star Wars games. He, along with cohost Victor Lucas, were interviewing Julian Eggebrecht about Star Wars: Rogue Squadron. And no, I don't have a downloadable source for this quote. TIEPilot051999 18:30, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Matthew Wood (+4)
"Orli, now you can hear what I never got to say to your pretty face. I am very sorry I had to kill you. It wasn't my idea. George wrote the scene, so what was I to do? I am dreadfully sorry. Can you please forgive me?"

- Matthew Wood, in character as General Grievous, apologizing to Orli Shoshan for killing off her character in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith at Star Wars Weekends 2006

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 22:02, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Amusing but it does require a lot of explanation IMO. so I am borderline on this one.  Darth Sarge Converse with me! 21:59, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 07:22, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 06:59, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Again, I'm not exactly sure where this belongs, so feel free to move to the appropriate section. TIEPilot051999 21:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Aaron Allston (+2)
"Where there's a Whill, there's a way."

- Aaron Allston

For

 * 1) Ozzel 07:22, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Sweet Enochf 15:56, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) I love puns. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 18:45, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Yay puns. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 06:59, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:41, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) As much as I want to vote for this quote, I really, really, really hate puns. TIEPilot051999 13:34, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Dumb. Chack Jadson 11:27, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Now if he can just tell us exactly what a Whill is... Piequals3 21:59, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * I am about 97% sure this was from Celebration 3. I know for sure that it was from whenever the LOTF series was announced, and he, Traviss, Denning, Chee, Shapiro, and Rostoni were all present. Hopefully someone else can verify it. -- Ozzel 07:22, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Anthony Daniels (+7)
"It's thirty years since I met George in an office in London. I didn't want to meet him. I didn't want to play a robot in a low-budget sci-fi movie. Can you imagine how I would have felt today being a shelf stacker in a supermarket, going ‘I could have been in that movie!’ So I guess the Force was with me."

- Anthony Daniels in an interview with the BBC

For

 * 1) Oh dear. Oh my. Enochf 15:56, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 13:33, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Cull Tremayne 15:10, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) JMAS 15:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) What would we do without Anthony? Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 18:46, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Good call, 3PO. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 06:59, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) KEJ 13:54, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Link to interview

Abel G. Peña (+2)
"While it's true that Luke may have been defeated by Flint but for Barney's intervention, we might say that this kind of speculation is non-sequitur. Of course Barney was there to save Luke, because it's Luke's character and goodness that creates the conditions for him not to have to rely solely on himself to win the day; in this case, he pivotally drew Barney to his side in a critical circumstance, as he did (again) similarly his sister in Dark Empire. This Karmic shield is part of Luke's power too, and in that context we understand that Flint in fact never had a chance of winning, as ultimately neither does evil."

- Abel G. Peña on the Jedi Council Forums

For

 * 1) Cull Tremayne 15:08, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Literary criticism... philosophy... Peña... my vote... KEJ 12:55, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Comments
http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=3223225&brd=10003&start=26569685
 * Kinda long, and maybe needs more context but just thought I'd throw it out there. Cull Tremayne 15:08, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

George Lucas (+6)
"After Star Wars was released, it became apparent that my story &mdash; however many films it took to tell &mdash; was only one of thousands that could be told about the characters who inhabit its galaxy. But these were not stories that I was destined to tell. Instead they would spring from the imagination of other writers, inspired by the glimpse of a galaxy that Star Wars provided. Today it is an amazing, if unexpected, legacy of Star Wars that so many gifted writers are contributing new stories to the Saga."

- George Lucas, from the introduction of Splinter of the Mind's Eye, 1996.

For

 * 1) Great line, not sure if its done already. Master Nikolce 06:04, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 06:59, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Nice words on the EU Enochf 07:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 23:22, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Of course that was before Th... well, forget it :-P KEJ 12:58, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) This kinda puts a damper on SuperShadow's "George Lucas doesn't like the EU." Piequals3 16:25, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Adamwankenobi 18:14, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Err... KEJ 13:08, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Carrie Fisher (+3)
"As George taught me, there is no underwear in space."

- Carrie Fisher, discussing her wardrobe in Star Wars

For

 * 1) Enochf 07:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Bastila would disagree. Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:43, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) But there's scotchtape. KEJ 13:17, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Mark Hamill (+4)
"I lit up when I found out that they were gonna make my face a mask on a box of cereal."

- Mark Hamill

For

 * 1) Enochf 07:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Who wouldn't? Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:43, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Good question. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 23:21, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) I wouldn't. KEJ 13:15, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

John Jackson Miller (+2)
"One of the things I thought of in the beginning of KotOR was, “What if Luke Skywalker had gone to become a smuggler with Han Solo and Chewbacca?” (Yeah, yeah, the Death Star blows up Yavin 4 real good. But I mean, after that.)"

- John Jackson Miller

For

 * 1) Sikon 16:08, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 13:19, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Clerks (+1)

 * Randal Graves: "Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?"
 * Dante Hicks: "Empire."
 * Randal Graves: "Blasphemy."
 * Dante Hicks: "Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father. Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets." &mdash; Dante Hicks and Randal Graves discussing the merits of The Empire Strikes Back over Return of the Jediin Clerks.

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 20:22, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Master Nikolce 04:15, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Independent. KEJ 13:24, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) You know, the nomination page is oversized enough as it is trimmed, but I still don't like it, ha! Enochf 20:39, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Woah. Horrible formatting ahoy. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:11, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Yeah, I know it's a long quote, and not likely to be nominated for that reason. That said, I honestly think this is a good quote, and worthy of being a QOTD. And now...let those who will prove me wrong speak. TIEPilot051999 20:22, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Good material, but way too long. That could be broken up into multiple quotes. -Fnlayson 20:44, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I knew it was too long a quote. So I struck out most of it and left what I think is the most quote-worthy of the bit. Sorry 'bout that. *hangs head in shame* TIEPilot051999 23:57, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * It's OK to nominate other bits from the monologue, no problem. By the way, that particular section has been nominated before and didn't make it. (I voted against because I always thought it was too dismissive of ROTJ, which was a great film) Enochf 00:03, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Well, I like Jedi as much as the next guy, but setting that aside for a moment, I still think it's a good quote. (Won't exactly be surprised to see it get shot down again, though. I just nominated it cause I found the clip of it on YouTube today and thought it should be up there.

Pink Five Strikes Back (+0)
"So, the bad guys' big elephant things just had guns on the front, right? So, I mean, just don't fly in front of them. Duh. Am I missing something?"

- Stacey, a.k.a. Pink Five, learning the Achilles heel of the AT-ATs

For

 * 1) Gonna keep trying to get Pink Five on the front page Enochf 03:29, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Gonna keep helping. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:11, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Jedimca0 (Do or Do Not, There is No Try) 07:30, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 03:36, 3 April 2007 (UTC) (For reasons stated below. Nothing personal.)
 * 2) http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/e5/ATATatarismall.png 20:15, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Elephant things?! Pick a better Pink Five quote, and I'll vote for it. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:28, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * 1) I agree. Pink Five deserves to be quoted (especially since she's been canonized.) This, however, just doesn't seem like the quote that honor deserves. TIEPilot051999 03:36, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Whoa! She's been canonized by Timothy Zahn! That's too cool. Hmm. I've got a handful of other Pink Five quotes I can try... Enochf 09:50, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Comic Book Guy (+6)
"Oh, Jar Jar, everybody hates you but me."

- Comic Book Guy holding a Jar Jar Binks Doll

For

 * 1) Master Nikolce 01:33, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) My hate has faded because I haven't seen TPM in a while Enochf 04:54, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Can we get a source on this? I mean, I know we can probably all identify it, but still...  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 14:06, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) My love of Comic Book Guy outweighs my hate for Jar Jar. Green Tentacle (Talk) 09:24, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Mesa liken Jar Jar. KEJ 11:07, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:11, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Unit 8311 16:07, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Comments
This episode is the one where homer has a snoring problem and marge can't sleep because of it. An atrie Ziff episode.

Red Dwarf (+2)
"Oh, my goodness. It's Princess Leia. Luke Skywalker went that way, ma'am."

- Kryten to Kristine Kochanski wearing earmuffs in Duct Soup

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 01:43, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Master Nikolce

Chewbacca Defense (+7)
"This is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee – an eight-foot-tall Wookiee – want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense!"

- Johnnie Cochran on South Park unveiling the Chewbacca defense

For

 * 1) Trimmed as much as I reasonably could (without sticking ellipsis in the middle) and it's still kinda long, but nominating it anyway Enochf 03:20, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Approved KEJ 11:03, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Master Nikolce 12:26, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Long but it would only be up for a day...  Darth Sarge Converse with me! 18:28, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Long, but the Chewbacca Defense is so great that it doesn't matter how long it is. - Indy Gold 15:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Indeed, Indy. Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:11, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) The Chewbacca defense deserves QOTD. Piequals3 21:53, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Master Nikolce 12:46, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments
From The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

For

 * 1) One of these days, one of these Pink Five quotes will make it Enochf 12:05, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:11, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) This is a little better. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:28, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * I think it'd be better if it was just the last line. Vykk 17:53, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Crikey? G'day? Enochf 15:16, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Awesome, mate. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 18:50, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Master Nikolce 06:59, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Havac 16:23, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) I should have bought the Croc Dundee movies last week when I saw them on sale in the local supermarket *sigh* KEJ 14:56, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Wow, they still had some left... on sale. They're now mine. KEJ 13:57, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:11, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Thank you Conan O'Brien Enochf 07:41, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:49, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Live long and prosper. KEJ 14:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:11, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 5)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 11:45, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Vykk 23:21, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) One of the best Ep III webcomic parodies ever. - Indy Gold 15:28, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:15, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:11, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) You underestimate my power! It adds a +10 to my stupidity! Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:28, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) What's the attack penalty for having no legs? Enochf 12:49, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) There is a way to make this QOTD?! Count me in. DarthMRN 21:22, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * The strip can be found here . Vykk 23:21, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

For

 * See, because it's meta-narrative, and... why won't anybody vote for Pink Five?! Enochf 11:25, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) I'll vote. I've always liked Stacy. DGCatAniSiri 04:48, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 11:16, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:11, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Much better. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:28, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) She did see me.... I mean... KEJ 13:32, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Hooray for Penny Arcade Enochf 02:09, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:46, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Despicably horrendious. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:28, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Notable observation. KEJ 13:32, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Link

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 19:03, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 19:22, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Link on TheForce.net

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 16:46, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Link on TheForce.net

Homer Simpson (+1)
"Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."

- Homer Simpson giving the perfect early 80s marriage proposal on The Simpsons

For

 * Oh, just one of the stormtroopers from sector 7G Enochf 17:12, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Jane Wiedlin (+6)
"There has never been a sci-fi series with better spin-off books than Star Wars."

- Jane Wiedlin

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 04:20, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) She is my singing telegram Enochf 04:47, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Truth. Havac 19:49, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Never heard of her. Gotta agree with her. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:56, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) She reads them? Wowww. I knew there was a reason she made a special impact on me all those years ago in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure :)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 18:37, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:15, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Penny Arcade (+6)
"I spent countless hours wandering the hillsides in search of new rats and crabs to shoot. Sometimes I would inadvertently stumble upon too large a rat and be forced to high tail it back to town. I placed my character in auto run and pointed him at the nearest town. As I sat there staring at my Trandoshan bounding across the uneven Tatooine landscape with some kind of super rat closing in on him I thought to myself ‘This is not how I want to play in the Star Wars Universe.’"

- Gabe from Penny Arcade

For

 * 1) Gabe counts as a VIP, right? Enochf 13:49, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 09:43, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) JMAS 14:27, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) TIEPilot051999 23:22, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:15, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) He's kinda right. KEJ 13:35, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * P.S. (not that this quote has a chance of getting to +10 anyway) I'm keeping it in VIP because it's from his blog rather than the comic itself, so since it's not in-character, I figure it counts as a celebrity with no Star Wars ties speaking extemporaneously. Enochf 03:17, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Chris Jericho (+5)
"When my cousins would visit with their other toys and they wanted to play Smurfs or Barbie instead of Star Wars, I would make them regret it. I would set it up where all the Barbie dolls would be destroyed by my serial killer character and then say, 'Now that your characters are finished, can we play Star Wars?'"

- Chris Jericho

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 13:56, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Welcome to... Star Wars... is... Jericho! Enochf 14:23, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) JMAS 14:13, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:58, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:15, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * source

Joss Whedon (-1)
"Star Wars is Star Wars and nothing else is. (Not even Empire Strikes Back, despite what some people say.) Comparisons, as my mother would say, are odious, but there it is. Star Wars."

- Joss Whedon

For

 * 1) Adamwankenobi 16:35, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Ozzel 20:05, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Havac 18:13, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Die Joss die Enochf 19:18, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) I don't quite get that last "Star Wars." Was he trying to drive up his number of Google hits?  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 19:30, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * 1) What do you guys have against Joss? Joss is Boss. Adamwankenobi 06:25, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

For

 * 1) So Conan was a Moff! Enochf 12:22, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) Green Tentacle (Talk) 10:48, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Jedimca0 (Do or Do Not, There is No Try) 10:50, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Thith thtormtrooper ith now the ultimate power in the Malibu Barbie Dream Houthe!  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 11:46, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 5) Gonk, that's hilarious! Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:29, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) FUNNY! TIEPilot051999 01:07, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) Conan is canon. KEJ 13:36, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Comments

 * Apparently young boys have a thing about wanting their Star Wars toys to prove their dominance over Barbie. Possibly because Barbie towers over the Kenner figures like a large-breasted colossus. ^_^ Enochf 12:22, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
 * If only I could nominate this for QOTD. *sigh* KEJ 13:38, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Yoda: Dark Rendezvous (+3)
"Whether it was the play of the holomonitors, beaming their views of bleak space and distant battles, or some other trick of the light, Yoda's face was deeply hidden in the shadow, mottled black and blue, so that for one terrible instant he looked exactly like Darth Sidious. Or rather, it was Yoda as he might have been, or could yet become: a Yoda gone rotten, a Yoda whose awesome powers had been utterly unleashed by his connection to the dark side. In a flash Dooku saw how foolish he had been, trying to urge the old Master to the dark side. If Yoda ever turned that way, Sidious himself would be annihilated. The universe had yet to comprehend the kind of evil that a Jedi Knight of nearly nine hundred years could wield."

- Sean Stewart

For

 * 1) In short: Yoda rocks. Leialover229 7 May 2007, 0:09 (UTC)
 * 2) Hmm. Yoda... as a Sith? Jorrel [[Image:Wiki-shrinkable.png|20px]] Fraajic 07:13, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Jedimca0 (Do or Do Not, There is No Try) 07:34, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 4) Rendezvous: Dark Yoda.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 11:47, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Spooky! The thought of a dark Yoda makes my hair stand on end. Hobbes15 ( Tiger Headquarters ) 00:30, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Roger MacBride Allen (+3)
"There was no time now to feel the terror of the moment. That could come later. That was what nightmares were for."

- excerpt from Showdown at Centerpoint, the thoughts of a young Jacen Solo

For

 * 1) Enochf 04:24, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) And what does fear lead to? Anyone? Bueller?  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 13:10, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Um, lollipops, right? Enochf 15:07, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Green Tentacle (Talk) 13:21, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Matthew Stover (+2)
"This story happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It is already over. Nothing can be done to change it. It is a story of love and loss, brotherhood and betrayal, courage and sacrifice and the death of dreams. It is a story of the blurred line between our best and our worst. It is the story of the end of an age. A strange thing about stories- Though all this happened so long ago and so far away that words cannot describe the time or the distance, it is also happening right now. Right here. It is happening as you read these words. This is how twenty-five millennia come to a close. Corruption and treachery have crushed a thousand years of peace. This is not just the end of a republic; night is falling on civilization itself. This is the twlight of the Jedi. The end starts now."

- Beginning of Revenge of the Sith

For

 * 1) It's long... but it owns. Piequals3 22:33, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
 * 2) I'm guessing he still has a Kerry bumper sticker on his car Enochf 23:35, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
 * 3) Darn Matthew Stover and his way awesome but often incredibly long quotes that must be voted for anyway! - Indy Gold 01:37, 2 June 2007 (UTC)