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The Quote of the Day from one year ago!

Harrison Ford (+1)
"George's original notes for Han Solo and his introduction in the bar scene say, 'Make Han like Bogart, freelance tough guy for hire.' Perfect, you know? But George also wanted him to have green skin and, uh, large gills. Okay. Bit of a stretch."

- Harrison Ford

For

 * Hey, why's this category empty? Enochf 17:02, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Carrie Fisher (+3)
"Hi. I'm Mrs. Han Solo and I'm an alcoholic."

- Carrie Fisher, roasting George Lucas

For

 * 1) Heh Enochf 17:18, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Hi Mrs. Han Solo. --ToRsO bOy 02:50, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) Ho roy, err mrs han soloMaster Nikolce 04:14, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Carrie Fisher (+5)
"Not to mention, you had the unmitigated gall to let that chick, the new girl that plays my mother, Queen Amadillo or whatever her name is – she wears a new hairstyle and outfit practically every time she walks through a door! I mean, I bet she even got to wear a bra, even though you told me I couldn't because there was no underwear in space!"

- Carrie Fisher, roasting George Lucas

For

 * 1) Carrie hasn't been nom'd enough Enochf 17:18, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 2)  OLIOSTER  (talk) Sith_Emblem.svg 07:47, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) Brilliant. --ToRsO bOy 02:50, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 4) So much for no underwear in space. Xicer9 [[Image:atgar.svg|20px]]( Combadge) 03:02, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 5) Ozzel 21:52, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Comments

 * Link (the video may or may not play ^_^ I got it to work eventually) Enochf 17:18, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
 * After watching the video posted by Enoch, I corrected the last bit of the quote for accuracy.  OLIOSTER  (talk) Sith_Emblem.svg 07:47, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Troy Denning (+1)
"It's a terrible shame that my warnings have gone unheeded for so long. Now ants have created the greatest empire in history, and we'll soon be rubbing forearms instead of shaking hands."

- Troy Denning, commenting on a recent outbreak of bug infestations across the planet, and how he had predicted such an event years ago

For

 * 1) TIEPilot051999 21:55, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Comments

 * Source TIEPilot051999 21:55, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Link is here....and I do not know how to put it into the source tag Lalala la 02:53, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) *Fixed. Master JonathanJedi Council Chambers 03:44, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) This deals getting worse all the time. Dark Ridley 20:29, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 4) I find your lack of faith in Aragorn disturbing.--ToRsO bOy 20:42, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 5) Vader quote for the win! Dark Father 10:00, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 6) Master JonathanJedi Council Chambers 04:29, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 7) Crystorix 19:36, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Comments

 * 1) The "unidentified" undead king was identified in other strip as "King Tut". Shouldn't the name be changed? --Skippy Farlstendoiro 10:04, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

For

 * 1) We have found Luke Skywalkers weakness. Dark Ridley 19:18, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 13:29, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) As if Lucas doesn't have enough money!  OLIOSTER  (talk) Sith_Emblem.svg 10:33, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 4) Master Nikolce 04:17, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 5) Jonjedigrandmaster  ( Jedi Beacon ) 15:38, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Stop being curious about your dark, mysterious past! Enochf 08:37, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) I don't know why people are objecting to this one!  OLIOSTER  (talk) Imperial Emblem.svg 18:40, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) Mistrx75 05:56, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Dark Father 17:10, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Master JonathanJedi Council Chambers 21:29, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) --Skippy Farlstendoiro 07:23, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Dark Ridley 20:25, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Dark Father 17:14, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Master JonathanJedi Council Chambers 21:29, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) --Skippy Farlstendoiro 07:23, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Dark Ridley 20:25, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Stop nominating RiffTrax. Please. Dark Father 17:14, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Per Dark Father. Master JonathanJedi Council Chambers 21:30, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) --Skippy Farlstendoiro 07:23, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

For

 * 1) I'm sorry but this was funny. Dark Ridley 21:01, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Mistrx75 05:56, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Dark Father 11:26, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Master JonathanJedi Council Chambers 21:31, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) --Skippy Farlstendoiro 07:23, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

For

 * Don't know how it appears in game, found in playing around with the conversation files--DX-2052 02:43, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Comments

 * Context:Ghand is a cloudcookoolander.--DX-2052 02:43, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Forgot to sign --DX-2052 02:43, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Weird Al's song "Yoda" (+3)
"Well I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a Muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda"

- "Weird Al" Yankovic's song "Yoda"

For

 * 1) Weird Al is one of my favorite musicians.  OLIOSTER  Sith_Emblem.svg 23:51, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) I'd quote more, but ASCAP and RIAA scare me Enochf 00:53, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 3)  IFYLOFD  ( You will pay the price for your lack of vision! ) 02:28, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 4) What the hell. Jonjedigrandmaster  ( Jujiggum ) 02:31, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Never liked the song. Master JonathanJedi Council Chambers 04:31, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Fanboys (+2)
"Time for you to get mauled, boy."

- THX Security Guard #2, played by Ray Park in Fanboys.

For

 * 1) Time for you to get mauled, Qui-Gon Jinn –MuanN 10:28, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) --Skippy Farlstendoiro 10:32, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Dr. Ball MD. (Robot Chicken: SWE2)(+2)
"What the-!? You trying to drown that kid? What're you injecting there? Is this the bloody Dark Ages? Why don't you just throw some leeches in there!? Oh, 'Nobody listen to Dr. Ball, he's just an old fool!'"

- Dr. Ball is shocked at the "cutting edge" medical treatments used by the Rebellion at Echo Base

For

 * 1) SinisterSamurai 03:51, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 2)  IFYLOFD  ( You will pay the price for your lack of vision! ) 04:13, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) Leonard McCoy meets Star Wars.  OLIOSTER  (talk) Imperial Emblem.svg 18:45, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) --Skippy Farlstendoiro 06:51, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Dr. Ball MD. (Robot Chicken: SWE2)(+2)
"She's lost the will to live?' ''What is your degree in, poetry? You sorry bunch of hippies! For God's sake, don't use the billions of dollars of medical equipment around us! Why don't we all just get on our knees and pray! We don't have knees, you mother f***ers!"

- Dr. Ball, at Padmé's death bed, providing Yoda, Bail, Obi-wan his professional opinion

For

 * 1) The only droid as badass as HK-47. SinisterSamurai 04:00, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) I love Dr. Ball.  OLIOSTER  (talk) Imperial Emblem.svg 19:56, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) Mistrx75 05:58, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) --Skippy Farlstendoiro 06:51, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Adding the last quote from the Dr Ball bit.  OLIOSTER  (talk) Imperial Emblem.svg 19:54, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) --Skippy Farlstendoiro 06:51, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

HK-47 (+2)
"Pathos: I know why you cry. But it is something I can never do!"

- HK-47

For

 * 1) It's also here at 0:52 Lalala la 00:50, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Wait a minute, didn't the terminator say this?Master Nikolce 04:18, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Damn, I miss that show Enochf 17:37, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Chappelle!  OLIOSTER  (talk) Imperial Emblem.svg 09:10, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) I'm bored of this kind of TV references. --Skippy Farlstendoiro 06:32, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Imperial officer (Robot Chicken SW) (+1)
"Welcome to orientation day here on the jolly ol' Death Star! Now they're a few things we want to go over with you, concerning Lord Vader. First, and foremost, he thinks he has the power to strangle us. Truth is, he doesn't. Now if you ever realize this, he will kill us with his lightsaber. Thus to keep us safe, we all pretend to get strangled. Okay! Let's try a practice. Commander Winston here will assist me, I'm going to hold out my hand like Lord Vader, and he will pretend to be strangled. Gasping for air! Grabs throat!&hellip;yes, yeah&hellip;eyes back, and he's down! Good show commander! Now, two of the floor chiefs will retrieve the corpse, re-dress him, add a mustache, and he's back to work as&hellip;Lieutenant Leerpol. Vader has the satisfaction of killing someone, and we stay amongst the living! While Private Perkins over there has been strangled over 30 times! Haven't you Perkins? Ha, ha! Good man."

- Imperial officers against Darth Vader

For
> JangFett  Talk 01:27, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
 * :P  JangFett  Talk 04:04, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 1) There seems to be a few errors in the quote you should fix before I give my vote.  OLIOSTER  (talk) Imperial Emblem.svg 01:44, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) *Fixed missing words :P Also minor grammatical errors. <span style="font-variant: small-caps; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px"

HK-50 (+4)
"HK-50 personal black box recording. Time: unknown. Location: unknown. Cause of accident: unknown. Should someone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here."

- HK-50

For

 * 1) Link, 1:27 Lalala la 07:52, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Lol. But shouldn't the title be changed to HK-50 ?
 * 3) This is actually a quote? Good God! TIEPilot051999 21:50, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
 * 4) Hahaha, he stole that quote from Kryten. Xicer9 [[Image:atgar.svg|20px]]( Combadge) 22:02, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

HK-47 (+1)
"Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database. Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil. Repeat: This is not a daffodil!"

- HK-47

For

 * 1) Heck, I'll do another one. Link, 1:12 Lalala la 17:43, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Comments

 * In case you don't get it, he was supposed to be saying "Red Alert! Many words are missing from my database....abandon ship! This is not a drill" Lalala la 17:43, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

For

 * 1) This is what happens when your cryogenically frozen during the Star Wars saga. Dark Ridley 01:10, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Love the quote, and the movie. Jonjedigrandmaster  ( Jedi Beacon ) 01:21, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

The Daily Show (+1)
"President Bush's long-term adviser, Emperor Palpatine - I mean, Karl Rove..."

- John Stewert

For

 * 1) Dark Ridley 18:44, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Giga Hertz 11:09, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Enochf 17:23, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Comments

 * Good luck with your new timeslot, you pale-faced freak Enochf 17:23, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Those pesky Gran --Eyrezer 01:33, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) I smell a new character Enochf 05:58, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) Source mentions "Gran Moff" twice. --Skippy Farlstendoiro 07:26, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 4) LOL Jonjedigrandmaster  ( Jedi Beacon ) 17:19, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Brian Daley (+2)
"When Han stepped down the starship's ramp, his face lit with that intense smile that had been known to make men check up and see what their wives were doing."

- Brian Daley, Han Solo at Stars' End

For

 * 1) Another of Daley's little gems Enochf 23:31, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Jonjedigrandmaster  ( Jedi Beacon ) 23:41, 1 July 2009 (UTC)