User:DjMack/Star Wars dreams

"Canon evidently does not exist in dream land"

- Commander Jake

We've all had them. Weird Star Wars dreams during the night, strange or movie-like. Feel free to add yours.

Revan ?? and Malak face off ????
when the dream begun i was inside the Star Forge just running around when i suddenly saw Revan and Malak fight unless it was'nt Revan it vas Vader (in armor) and he killed me before i could wach the end of the battle

"Raid on the Jedi Temple, but gone weird"
Darth Vader and the 501st are marching into the Jedi Temple. He stopped and said, "Wait, I need a partner!". He looked at me, who was on the sidelines. "You!" He threw me a lightsaber. Though I didn't want to do it, I went into the temple fearing he would execute me if I refused. Two Jedi jumped at me. I cried, "I'm sorry I have to do this!" I stabbed one in the shoulder, and he cried, "Ooooh! That hurt!" I jumped on a catwalk and dueled with Obi-Wan Kenobi and Count Dooku. I pushed Obi-Wan off, and cut Dooku's leg off. As I was about to kill Dooku, I remembered something and said, "Didn't Anakin kill you during the Battle of Coruscant?" He said, "Well, about that... nevermind. I'm just gonna retire." He got up and walked away normally with one leg.

"Presto-Chango"
In the dream, I aquired a button that lets you transform into anything you want. So, my first choice was Kit Fisto. I pressed the button, changed into him, and jumped in a lake. Me as Kit was Star Wars: Clone Wars style.

"Me and Cat Miin"
Note: Don't ask me why this dream revolves around Cat Miin.

I met Cat Miin and we became best friends. Then one day, she said, "I have to go to Mustafar". She left, and then I realized that she was going to ge murdered by Darth Vader. So, I walked into the a nearby room, which led to Mustafar. I dived through the room, grabbed Miin, and landed in a hole conveniently placed in the middle of the room. Mad, she said, What the heck was that for? I told her of her would be fate, and she said, "Yeah right". Then we heard screams up above, and saw the Separatists being killed by Vader. I said, "told ya".

"Bow down, for I am Kohl Seerdon!"
One night after playing a level in Star Wars: Rogue Squadron involving Kohl Seerdon, I had a dream I went outside and was confronted by Kohl Seerdon in his landing craft, saying if I dont worship him, he'd blast me.

Shadows of the Empire
I really enjoyed this dream.

The Shadows of the Empire video game goes against some Shadows canon, so in the dream, I downloaded a new version off the Internet, which goes with exactly what happens in the novel. The only thing is, it downloaded the game into real life. I walked into the next room, and I appeared in the game. It wasn't really a "game", it was real life, so I just got confused... I started out piloting a Y-wing against the Suprosa. I went to the next level: the sewers of Imperial City. I was following Dash Rendar, Luke Skywalker, Lando Calrissian, and Benedict Vidkun through the sewers. Vidkun opened the last gate, and decided to turn on the rest of us, exactly like the book. He shot Dash in the shoulder, and I flipped out my gun and blasted him in the chest. The cool thing about my gun was the fact that its blasting noise was the noise of Jango Fett's blasters, the high pitched TH-TOONG noise. As me and the team was about to enter Xizor's Palace, a team of stormtroopers appeared out of nowhere and blasted at us. Hiding behind a wall, I blasted all of them down. We entered Xizor's Palace, and I woke up.

A Wookieeparty
In this dream, though not a true Star Wars dream, was a dream about Wookieepedia. The administrators of this site threw a party for all of the Wookieepedians. In the dream, a vandal who I put in the VIP section swore that he would get his revenge at the party. Since we were to be called by our usernames at the party, I made a sockpuppet account, named Dark Midna (Midna is a new Legend of Zelda character in the upcoming Twilight Princess.)

So, I got to the party. The Rolling Stones were performing for us! Under the disguise of Dark Midna, I didn't get killed by the vandal.

During the party, an administrator (who I believe was Silly Dan,) ran a check on my IP adress and discovered it was the same as my Bly1993 account. He kicked me out of the party.

Oh, and Jack Nebulax looked like Morlish Veed because of the picture on his user page.

Grand-Theft Star Wars
Half of this dream is about Grand Theft Auto, but read the whole thing anyway!

I stole a racing-bike and went on a dirt trail, which turned into rapids. I rode on the rapids. ??? I decided to ride up a waterfall that had a quarter-pipe behind it. I flew up in the air, and the bike dissapeared. I landed on the waterfall cliff, without the river rapids in sight. I went into my house, and my mom and brother were dueling with lightsabers. I wanna join in! I said, and picked up Obi-Wan's lightsaber. It was red. I was doing fancy flips and tricks, while my mom and brother were just tapping the lightsabers together. The lightsabers turned into Hasbro plastic lightsabers, while only mine was making wong-wong noises when I waved it.

Then I woke up.

Adamwankenobi
Had a wet dream about Padmé Amidala.

Jack Nebulax
Great idea, by the way.

"Alone with Aayla Secura"
I'm almost afraid to say this, but... Well, I was a clone trooper in the 327th Star Corps, second in command to Bly. As the troops moved off after "killing" Aayla, she gets up and walks toward me. She decides that she loves me, now that she knows that Kit Fisto died. So, I retire, and Aayla and I settle down on Naboo and start a family. Too bad she had to die... ;)

Kuralyov

 * After I finished reading Outbound Flight in a single day, I had a dream involving Thrawn. I think I was interrogating him or something.

Coach Quin
Okay, I'll play. So I'm a Baseball fan. Almost as obsessive about the Cardinals as I am about Star Wars. Last year, when the Cards were in the playoffs. After watching a particularly boring game one night, I went to bed (drunk) and had a dream that they got disqualified from the rest of the series, because the had learned to use the Force. They had a new coach by the name of Quinlan Vos. I can still picture him in my head. Leaning on the dugout fence chewing bubble gum, with his big dreadlocks and his Cardinals uniform.

Do you like me? Check one:
A less humourous and more embarrasing dream. I was going to some sort of Jedi High School (which, oddly enough was identical to the High School I went to), and was dating Bastila. I remember her waiting by my locker to give me a note. Then we totally made out. Confessions are healthy.

Fictional character Bob the Angry Flower
Bob the Angry Flower once had two successive Star Wars dreams, as shown in this comic &mdash;Silly Dan (talk)

CooperTFN
Less than a year after AotC came out, I had a dream that I went to see Episode 3, and it ended up being a ride with animatronic characters standing all around you, like the ones at Disney World.

LtNOWIS
Ok, so I'm a jedi in the Clone Wars. I don't know what's going on, and I go out looking for another jedi to tell me. I walk upstairs and find Kit Fisto and Asajj Ventress locked in combat. I don't have my lightsaber with me, so I throw a ballpoint pen at Asajj, which is harmlessly deflected. Than I go get my lightsaber. It's on a slightly odd-looking belt on the floor. I ignite it, and join the fight. She was locked in combat with Kit, in what I described in my journal as a "combat hug." I'm not sure how feasible that would be with lightsabers. But I didn't want to kill them both, so I just scored Asajj's skin with my lightsaber a couple times. Than I cut the back of her neck, severing her spine. I ask Kit if he's ok; he is. However, he doesn't really look like Kit, because it's a dream. I guess it could've been another green alien. Than Kit got all these ugly red boils all over his body, so we went upstairs to the medical center.

While I was there, I picked up a copy of Clone Wars Adventures: Volume 5, and flipped through it. It was full of half-finished sketches. I think one comic was Anakin getting shot apart by clones, and being put back together as Vader. Than I flipped to the front, where Boba Fett was stepping out of a spaceship.

Dream 2: I was at what I guess was a Books-A-Million store. They had a ton of new Star Wars books. It was mostly reference books and such, but there were also some novels, some of which were unofficial knockoffs, and some new covers for the movie novelizations. There was a camouflaged member of the 41st Elite on the cover of the new Visual Dictionary. The rest of the dream was me wandering through the other sections of the store, which had non-book things like produce, refrigerators, and heavy stone tile. -LtNOWIS 04:38, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

Dream 3: I was at a book store, and I saw Bloodlines there. I was excited it was out already, but I realized it was the audio version, and thus less desirable, because it was abridged. However, I still bought it. Interestingly, this was before I was aware of the audio book preview. -LtNOWIS 01:29, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

Sikon
I sometimes dream of myself as a somewhat clumsy Jedi who likes to use his lightsaber and Force powers for fun. One dream (set in my neighborhood) was a really brief lucid dream where I tested the ability to alter the dream environment by using Force Push on a random passer-by. In another, somewhat long, but not lucid dream (also set in my neighborhood) I was alternating between being myself (as a Jedi) and Bastila Shan (not surprised at all by these transformations). When I decided to test my Force powers, I ran to a random passer-by and mind-tricked him, saying "You will say something smart". Unsusprisingly, he replied "I will say something smart".

In the only dream I remember being set in the Star Wars universe, I was a Jedi standing in the small round park inside the Jedi Enclave, along with Bastila and Revan. Although I don't remember Revan's gender.

Commander Jake
Well, for a huge Star Wars fan, I rarely have any Star Wars dreams. I rarely dream at all. However, some of the more memorable ones are as follows:

My first dream pegged my as a member of the 327th Star Corps, who served as a member of Commander Bly's personal unit. This trooper's nickname was "Blue" due to my (in the dream) obsession with Aayla Secura. My squad got involved in a heavy battle, but I managed to get everyone out okay. As a reward, I got to make out with Aayla.

My seond dream this time put me in the role as the leader of a rebel squad of clone troopers, who disobeyed Order 66, and had followed their Jedi General into the Rebel Alliance. However, no one in the Alliance trusted us, so we were sent on a suicide mission to retrieve the Death Star plans (canon evidently does not exist in dream land :P). Eventually, everyone was dead but me and a local who decided to assist us, and I had just transmitted the plans to the Tantive IV, when I'm killed by the local who states, "The Rebels may give you honor, but the Empire gives you money."

A Night on Hoth with Anakin Skywalker
Once I had dream I was stranded on Hoth with Anakin Skywalker. Soon after there was a snow storm and we had to find shelter at Echo Station. To keep me warm Anakin warped his arms aroud me and we made out. That was the best Star Wars dream that I've ever had, I'd be Anakin's doomed wife anyday (just kidding).  Jaina Solo  Goddess Stuff 02:06, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Skirmish at Carkoon, Reversed!
Well, this one time, I dreamed I was at the Skirmish at Carkoon (probably because of my obsession with the Sarlacc) and I found myself fighting with Boba Fett on one of the skiffs, as we were fighting, three skiff guards jump on and confront us, so then Boba and I, fought them off, Boba threw one down into the Sarlacc, and the other two I blasted. After that was finished, Boba and I, (both having an obsession to kill Skywalker), decided to put our differences on hold for the remainder of the battle, and go after him, Boba used his jetpack to launch over to Luke to try and push him down into the Sarlacc's gullet, of course that failed, and Luke ended up pushing Boba off the skiff, after witnessing this, I jumped over to Luke and took away his Lightsaber, but then Luke kicked it out of my hand off the skiff. So then, Luke and I fought each other hand-to-hand, kicking and punching furiously, finally Luke kicked me in the head and I went tumbling into the Sarlacc, although, I only hit the wall of the pit, so then I tried to climb out, but then the Sarlacc struck out one of its tentacles and pulled me in. Finally, after the Sarlacc had me in its stomach, I encountered Boba again, so then we fought each other inside the stomach, I ended up killing him, and taking his weapons, then I used my blaster to shoot the lining of the stomach wall, after I did this, a large gas bubble blew me right out of the Sarlacc into the sky, and on to the sands. 19:11, 19 October 2006 (UTC)