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Carlist Rieekan (+6)
"This classic convertible is a relic from a galaxy far, far away. Equipped with cluster missiles, this extremely heavy armored vehicle is perfect for beating the poodoo out of any Imperial forces"

- General Carlist Rieekan, describing the Buick

For

 * 1) As a non-canon easter-egg I am unsure if this belongs here or in other still funny --DX-2052 15:36, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Hah hah. Dark Father 19:55, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) As a RSIII fan, I must find this Buick. Unit 8311 20:15, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Buick. jSarek 00:11, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I wish I had a Buick with cluster missiles. Havac 02:03, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Cull Tremayne 13:01, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Poodoo. KEJ 12:33, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) I think I remember putting this quote up on the Buick article... :D 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 9) Havac, I wish I had a classic Buick period. ~Roger Roger~ [[Image:Battledroid.jpg|11px|]] Home of the B1s 11:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 10) Din&#39;s Fire 997 18:01, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) No Enochf 20:00, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I concur. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:00, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Kinda long, don't you think? MasterObiWan 22:01, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Okie Bokie 09:49, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Mara Jade (+3)
"Pirates! ... I wonder if it's anyone I know..."

- Mara Jade

For

 * 1) Din&#39;s Fire 997 19:25, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Makes you wonder who this girl hang out with at school. Unit 8311 17:58, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I used to bring work outta town on greyhound. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:00, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Mara Jade (+5)
"ANOTHER cantina?!"

- Mara Jade, exploring Katraasii Spaceport

For

 * 1) I know I'm pushing my luck with three Mara's in a row, but I just love her so...Din&#39;s Fire 997 19:25, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Aw, what the heck. Dark Father 20:03, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Made me laugh. - Lord Hydronium 07:27, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) IF I SEE THAT GODDAMNED CREATURE ONE MORE TIME  Firebird 13:27, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) She thinks this is bad, wait until she visits Cantina World. Unit 8311 17:59, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Why? What's on Cantina World? Darth Xadún ( mmm... Force Lightning... ) 08:58, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) One of Mara's best lines.... KEJ 19:41, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) ANOTHER Mara line? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:00, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Requires too much context to get Enochf 00:02, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) *Really? I always viewed it more as commentary on the Star Wars Universe in general. Din&#39;s Fire 997 21:05, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) *I haven't even played the game. - Lord Hydronium 22:22, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I though that spaceport had only less than 3 cantina? Yet she found another one. Okie Bokie 09:55, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Corran Horn (+8)
"Anger always makes you feel good at the time. Makes you feel bigger than yourself, makes you feel that everything you do is justified. But it's a trap."

- Corran Horn, to Tahiri Veila

For

 * 1) Let's hear Corran's version. --ToRsO bOy 19:46, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) It's a trap! This seems to be a trend in QotD these days. Dark Father 20:02, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Tahiri would have listened...but other authors had other ideas. :-P Goodwood  [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 20:25, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) OMG!11! ITZ A TR@P!1!11!12!1Unit 8311 18:01, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Havac 02:01, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Cull Tremayne 13:04, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Ozzel 10:20, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Now you need to flail your arms for comedic effect. 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 9) jSarek 07:25, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Violins. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:00, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) War is the name of the game. Dark Father 22:28, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Not that bad. For some reason, I like the LEGO version better, where they both just cackle. Enochf 07:39, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Darth Revanon 11:38, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Master Nikolce 06:49, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Never liked this for some reason. Unit 8311 18:02, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Please. —Tommy9281 ( Safe harbor, my friend. ) 18:23, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

HK-50 (+7)
"The unspoken threat of violence to a listener's loved ones, or if possible their entire planet, can effectively break the deadlock in the most stubborn of negotiations."

- HK-50

For

 * 1) Sure does Enochf 10:55, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) This is horrible but usually true. Dark Father 11:02, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) 'cause we got Death Star! Unit 8311 18:03, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Lord Hydronium 01:57, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Master Nikolce 06:21, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) I hear that. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:00, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Love for HK-47 obviously spills into love for these cheap knockoffs. 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Kai Hudorra (+1)
"The future of the Jedi, if they are to have one, depends on all of us, however few – or many there may still be – surviving. No situation lasts forever – but for now we must go to ground – hide our abilities and beliefs, and hope for the day when the Jedi Order can be reborn. Though, I do not know that we will live to see that day."

- Kai Hudorra, to Noirah Na

For

 * 1) Nesis Vod 09:44, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Front page appropriate. Not the whimsical humor we are used to, but appropriate nonetheless. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:00, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Nah. Unit 8311 18:02, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Darth Vader (+5)
"You've learned the way of the diplomat swiftly, novice&hellip;meet accusation with accusation! But if you're challenging me, I am willing to settle the matter in a way compatible with the natural cycle worshiped here&mdash;for what is more natural in the great circle of life&hellip;than death? Yours or mine, puppy&hellip;! Let nature and the clash of our lightsabers decide!"

- Darth Vader, to Luke Skywalker

For

 * 1) Melodrama's so much fun. Thefourdotelipsis 02:34, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Puppy.... KEJ 19:38, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Monologuing! Unit 8311 18:03, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Indeed Fourdot. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 5) Ozzel 04:07, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Certainly looks like Vader was attempting to use some sarcasm, with all those stressors 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Just so pantomime-villain-like. Urgh. Darth Xadún ( Consult the Holocron ) 09:55, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Soontir Fel (+2)
"The Koensayer BTL-S3 Y-wing attack starfighter&mdash;long the staple of the Alliance fighter corps. The all-purpose craft has proved its worth as a fighter and, in its current role, a bomber noted for its precision. The BTL-S3 model's primary advantage is that the gunner seated behind the pilot is able to use the cockpit ion cannon to find his own targets. Though superseded by the X-wing, A-wing, and B-wing fighters, the Y-wing has its adherents and is well loved&hellip;by those of us who make our living in service to the Empire."

- Baron Soontir Fel, piloting a TIE/In interceptor starfighter over Brentaal IV

For

 * 1) -- AdmirableAckbar (Talk) 11:28, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Who says no to easy kills? --ToRsO bOy 18:25, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I can't say no to a Tir quote. Havac 03:58, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Heh. Unit 8311 18:04, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * Heh, it's funny because Y-wings are easy to kill Enochf 16:02, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) What the stang is this? A kriffing starfighter commercial? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil

For

 * 1) (slobber, slobber) Enochf 14:46, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) This made me smile. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 3) You mean slime? Dark Father 20:14, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Vintage... eeech! KEJ 19:36, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) And a million perverted slash writers grabbed their keyboards...Unit 8311 18:01, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Or not. 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Green Tentacle (Talk) 17:57, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

General Grievous (+4)
"Crush them! Make them suffer!"

- Grievous

For

 * 1) Another good movie line. —Tommy9281 ( Safe harbor, my friend. ) 16:08, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Wade into them! Shoot them in the belly! Enochf 16:54, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Slime them! Dark Father 20:18, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Spill their blood! When you put your hand into a bunch of goo… Cull Tremayne 21:05, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Manos has decreed it! Unit 8311 18:31, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Green Tentacle (Talk) 17:58, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:08, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Too short. Drewton  [[Image:Era-old.png|20px]] ( Drewton's Holocron ) 20:09, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

General Grievous (+2)
"Back away! I will deal with this Jedi slime myself!"

- General Grievous, to Obi-Wan Kenobi, as they prepare to duel on Utapau

For

 * 1) How's that? —Tommy9281 ( Safe harbor, my friend. ) 16:08, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) And then run like a nerd to a comic book sale! Unit 8311 17:59, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Cool Accent that GrievousMaster Nikolce 04:37, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) More slime! Dark Father 18:19, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:09, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2)  Drewton  [[Image:Era-old.png|20px]] ( Drewton's Holocron ) 20:10, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

General Grievous (+6)
"You've no idea what you have brought upon yourselves. I've mastered your weapon. And combined that skill with the speed only a machine is capable of. How can any living being stand against me?"

- Grievous, to B'dard Tone and Flynn Kybo

For

 * 1) Kenobi handed it to him tho. —Tommy9281 ( Safe harbor, my friend. ) 16:08, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) By altering your character from the Terminator to a cartoon? TIEPilot051999 22:32, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) By taking away your cough medicine, that's how. Unit 8311 18:29, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4)  Drewton  [[Image:Era-old.png|20px]] ( Drewton's Holocron ) 20:11, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Well, it should have been true Enochf 14:36, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Master Nikolce 05:25, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) This is an exogorth! Dark Father 22:12, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage. KEJ 19:35, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 14:03, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) I feel like cuing some Indiana Jones music for this sequence... 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Master Nikolce 04:39, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Duhh!!! Nanook 21:35, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Must go faster . . . must go faster . . . jSarek 08:55, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Lalala la 04:06, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 16:00, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Having FA'd Hallis's article...-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 22:40, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Lesson Number 1: Never go against Wedge. --ToRsO bOy 13:38, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Ah, Wedge...Unit 8311 14:04, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Green Tentacle (Talk) 18:00, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Ikrit (+5)
"Search your feelings, every day. Keep careful watch. The worst monsters are not those from without."

- Ikrit, to Anakin Solo

For

 * 1) Enochf 14:31, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Bunny! -- Ozzel 01:10, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) --Eyrezer 09:03, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Ikrit wisdom. Unit 8311 14:05, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:44, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Good fight. —Tommy9281 ( Safe harbor, my friend. ) 17:50, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) "Your pants, please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 23:16, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Swords?! Swords?! Can't those (goes into detail freak fanboy mode) Unit 8311 14:07, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Not a very good line. Drewton  [[Image:Era-old.png|20px]] ( Drewton's Holocron ) 20:12, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Sounds like just Dooku's line is the quotable bit Enochf 22:13, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Kla (+7)
"Seize the day, and you have the day. But wait for the right day to seize, and you will seize entire lifetimes."

- Kla, Sith historian

For

 * 1) Mistrx75 20:50, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dig this quote Enochf 22:13, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) For the F'ing win. TIEPilot051999 03:11, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Havac 03:45, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) --Eyrezer 09:02, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 14:10, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) You seized my vote. jSarek 08:58, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Lord Hydronium 22:24, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Sorry, Master. —Tommy9281 ( Safe harbor, my friend. ) 16:41, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

C-3PO (+6)
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." [R2-D2 beeps] "Of course I've looked better."

- Half-assembled C-3PO, to R2-D2

For

 * 1) Threepio doesn't appreciate help. Only looks. Dark Father 21:23, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage. KEJ 09:14, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) —Tommy9281 ( Safe harbor, my friend. ) 16:41, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) 3PO fails to appreciate Wookiee hairstyling. Unit 8311 14:11, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Not sure about the inter-quote linking, though. 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Nanook 17:52, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * What's the policy on inter-quote linking? Somebody already removed it but I added it back. I think it brings more clarity, although it is perfectly clear whom he's talking about. Dark Father 13:58, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo (+7)
"Hurry up, Goldenrod, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!"

- Han Solo, to C-3PO, during the escape from Echo Base

For

 * 1) Ric Olié's commentary: "Smugglers run fast. Protocol droids don't." Dark Father 21:34, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Vintage. KEJ 09:13, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Han's always got some shit to say. —Tommy9281 ( Safe harbor, my friend. ) 16:41, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Han exhibits his sense of politeness. Unit 8311 14:13, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Master Nikolce 01:22, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:07, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

Jedi Exile (+6)
"I shall leave you here to these holocrons. They are Sith – and they do not abide failure."

- The Jedi Exile, to Atris

For

 * 1) Best death ever. - Lord Hydronium 00:41, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Possibly canon death scene! Wooo! 00:44, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dan-dan-daaa. Unit 8311 14:16, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Master Nikolce 01:21, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Dark Exile is so fun. Mistrx75 07:24, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:58, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Tell us how you really feel, Your Corpulence. Nesis Vod 04:04, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --Eyrezer 09:00, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Jabba tells it like it is. Unit 8311 14:16, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) I wonder how many of those were used against him in the past. 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I hate it when people chobble scobs. -- Ozzel 03:16, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats . . . jSarek 09:00, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Idiot's array, baby Enochf 19:36, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I could use some Solo luck. --ToRsO bOy 21:53, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 14:17, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) So very very Han. jSarek 09:11, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

Palpatine (+3)
"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire for a safe and secure society."

- Chancellor Palpatine, now Emperor Palpatine

For

 * 1) Safety first. Dark Father 17:46, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) So this is how freedom dies...with overacting. Unit 8311 20:05, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Now that's an inaugural speech. - Lord Hydronium 00:53, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Master Nikolce 01:21, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) I couldn't believe that was his big Napoleon moment... he must have a power called Force make-people-applaud-lame-speech Enochf 07:17, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * I wouldn't call it lame, I'd call it.. fitting for a dictator. "Safe and secure society". But granted, he does have that power. Dark Father 20:36, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Thon (+4)
"«Ngrth.» Jedi."

- Master Thon in Tchuukthese, at the moment Nomi Sunrider becomes a Jedi Knight

For

 * 1) Sorry if the rest of the world doesn't like it...I do. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) 21:47, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) @&$3 alien language. Unit 8311 14:19, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Nrgth! KEJ 10:53, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Ngrth ngrth. Leialover229 4:35, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Per Thon.  Madclaw Shyriiwook! 12:44, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Ngrth? Frgr shlcz. Zngn khrt. Meaning? Dark Father 20:39, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) How the kriff is this remotely interesting? Atarumaster88  [[Image:Jedi_Order.svg|20px]] ( Talk page ) 15:53, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) The rest of the world crys out for mercy ;) - Kingpin13Cantina Battle Ground 14:36, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Is this an attempt at Neimoidian humor? I don't think "Neimoidian" and "compassionate" even belong in the same paragraph... Leialover229 4:40, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Hah ha. Dark Father 22:05, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Punk ass Monchar. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:51, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Compassionate in the same way that Hitler was pro-semitic. Unit 8311 18:52, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 14:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) More Neimoidian bashing! Leialover229 4:44, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --Eyrezer 05:20, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I have to big this one up. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:51, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) You also left out offensive Chinese stereotypes. Unit 8311 18:52, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Can't argue with that. Mistrx75 03:49, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Thanks for the clarification, Boss. jSarek 09:16, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) It's funny 'cause it's racist. - Lord Hydronium 21:10, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) *Actually, it's species-ist, since according to the article Neimoidians are a species, not a race. Just saying. =) Leialover229 4:00, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Battle Droid (+5)
"Refusing programming and running."

- B1 battle droid, retreating in Republic Commando

For

 * 1) Ha! Most sensible bit of programming in the B1 brain. Enochf 16:39, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Indeed. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:25, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Roge... no no! Dark Father 17:27, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Activating cowardliness chip. Unit 8311 18:53, 16 May 2008 (UTC)\
 * 5) How have I not heard this? Mistrx75 03:52, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Darth Vader (+3)
"It's going to happen soon, I'm sure of it. I'm going to meet Luke Skywalker, and I'll have to tell him I'm his father. I'm not sure how I'll say it. Maybe something like: 'Do I seem familiar at all?' or 'Hey, me and your mom used to date.'"

- Darth Vader's diary

For

 * 1) Good stuff. -LtNOWIS 07:48, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Annie's diary. --ToRsO bOy 13:51, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lord Hydronium 03:47, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 18:59, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) "Happy birthday". Mistrx75 03:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) We've had funny noncanon quotes before Enochf 19:09, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Unbecoming of a Dark Lord of the Sith. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 22:25, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) This is a non-canon quote, anyway. I t doens;t even belong in this section of quotes!--Jedi Kasra 20:43, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lalala la 18:33, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Lando Calrissian (+7)
"And what kind of security system would forget about us once we'd managed to break in, eh? As though once we'd put our weapons away, we were no longer suspect. 'Terribly sorry, forgot our keycode, had to blow up the entryway'&mdash;'Oh, that's all right, come in and make yourself comfortable&mdash;'"

- Lando Calrissian, to Lobot, remarking on the Teljkon Vagabond

For

 * 1) Havac 05:20, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 15:55, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lando! Dark Father 14:26, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 19:07, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Lando would fit in well with the Hitchhiker's Guide crowd. Mistrx75 03:57, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Enochf 05:49, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) For some reason, I hear this quote with the voice of Eddie Izzard. jSarek 09:21, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

Vergere (+5)
"Before one can learn truth, one must unlearn lies."

- Vergere

For

 * 1) Vergere flood Enochf 16:38, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Havac 21:43, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lalala la 15:00, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Vergere wisdom. Unit 8311 19:08, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Is there any other kind? (Her words, not mine. ;) --Tinwe 19:19, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Real talk. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 14:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Yoda coypycat. Dark Father 14:31, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) *Meh. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil

Vergere (+8)
"That is the most valuable lesson one can teach a fanatic: that fanaticism is self-defeating."

- Vergere

For

 * 1) Vergere flood Enochf 16:38, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Havac 21:44, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dark Father 14:29, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 19:09, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Tinwe 19:22, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Better and better. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 14:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Lord Hydronium 21:07, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Says the bird who crashed her A-wing into the enemy. jSarek 09:22, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

Vergere (+3)
"Winning is not the same as fighting."

- Vergere

For

 * 1) Vergere flood Enochf 16:38, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Havac 21:45, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Dark Father 14:29, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil

Against

 * 1) Duh. Unit 8311 19:10, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Vergere flood (this one's been nommed before, I think) Enochf 16:38, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Mmmm, Darth Chicken drumsticks!-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 21:38, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Yes, I nominated it last time Lalala la 15:00, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Unit 8311 19:10, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) So very Jedi. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 14:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I always liked these two together. Mistrx75 07:27, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Lord Hydronium 21:07, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Nommed before and didn't pass? Heresy. jSarek 09:23, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Oh yes, a vast improvement indeed.-- Goodwood [[Image:Redstarbird.svg|20px]] ( Alliance Intelligence ) 21:38, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 19:12, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) One who carries the knowledge of betrayal... —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:24, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Nanook 21:54, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * I'm always down for a good Kreia quote. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * Just went through that part, that's the quote I copied from the log, so you may want to fix it (bolded the changes):


 * You are correct, sir Enochf 12:31, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Heh. 00:43, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 19:14, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) This was hot too. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 4) Pwned by a talking fish. jSarek 09:28, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Fish-slapped! -- Ozzel 10:08, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Cloacahole.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) --Eyrezer 08:36, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Found by Havac. Also, cloaca is an article. 00:43, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Probably could be worded better (the quote summary), but I can't think of a way. 00:58, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Clear enough to me.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Ric Olié's commentary: "Han Solo doesn't like protocol droids." Dark Father 18:39, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Poor 3p0. Unit 8311 19:15, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Vintage... KEJ 20:44, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:24, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I'm only trying to do my job as best I&mdash; Enochf 07:25, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Or shut him out! Or shut him away! Just-- just shut him.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) --Eyrezer 08:39, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) Master Nikolce 03:00, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

BlastBoat 2000 ad (+5)
"Sorry, medical insurance is not available to participants. Always wear your flight helmet."

- BlastBoat 2000 advertisement

For

 * 1) Useful info. KEJ 20:43, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Cool. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 01:24, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) This is exactly why private healthcare sucks. Unit 8311 18:34, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) I wonder if we ought include the full disclaimer. jSarek 09:31, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) And don't forget your poopie suit.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Comment

 * Can insurance companies invade your planet like the Banking Clans? Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Is it BlastBoat or BlastBoast?  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Is there anything scarier than a Hutt with gas? Leialover229 4:41, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I'm down. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 3) Break like the wind. KEJ 12:32, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Jabba farting lolz. Unit 8311 18:39, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Pull my tail.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) No fart jokes. TIEPilot051999 13:48, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I concur. Dark Father 13:51, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lalala la 18:34, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) No thanks. I wouldn't like this up on our front page... -- Joe Butler (Obi Maul12)  (Chow) 18:32, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Canderous Ordo (+5)
"All I know is that if we had more Jedi like Bastila fighting against us in the Mandalorian Wars, my side might not have lost."

- Canderous Ordo

For

 * 1) DAWUSS 00:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) hmmm something don't seem right about this quote, wasn't it, Jedi like Revan? Can anyone confirm this? Master Nikolce 09:45, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) *That line was to Revan when he interjected in a conversation between Canderous and Bastila. DAWUSS 15:08, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 5) Get this quote up already! Jedi Kasra 03:38, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 18:39, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Oh, so the Mandalorians want Battle Meditation on top of everything the Republic threw at them? Lalala la 08:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Kreia (+3)
"There are dark places in the galaxy where few tread. Ancient centers of learning, of knowledge. But I did not walk alone. To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance at best. But my will was not law. There were disagreements, ambition… and hunger for power. There are techniques within the Force against which there is no defense. I was cast down, stripped of my power, exiled. I suffered indignities, and fell into darkness."

- Kreia, on her exile from the Sith triumvirate

For

 * 1) treads in those places. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:38, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Master Nikolce 09:52, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * "To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance at best" has already been QOTD Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Kreia (+5)
"If you were to face an ancient Sith Lord in combat, you would learn that we are as children playing with toys compared to the prowess of the old Masters."

- Kreia, on the ancient Sith Lords

For

 * 1) And thought Bane was trouble? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) Enochf 23:59, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Kreia wisdom. Unit 8311 18:39, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) --Eyrezer 08:39, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Master Nikolce 09:52, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) is that power. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) Enochf 02:59, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Once again, "Oh yeah!" Jedi Kasra 03:27, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Unit 8311 18:41, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) --Squishy Vic (discussion) (contributions) 19:24, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Nanook 20:04, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Master Nikolce 09:53, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * Is this allowed, to have the audio clip? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:01, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * I AM THAT POWER! Master Nikolce 10:03, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Atton Rand (+4)
"Then she must be royalty, because she's got to be Queen of the Galaxy to bark out orders like that. Or maybe she's senile. I mean, how old do you think she is? She may have been good-looking once, but it takes some hard living to make creases like that."

- Atton Rand, regarding Kreia

For

 * , not very nice. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 1) doesn't like older women? KEJ 12:39, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:41, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) ...even "may have been good-looking once" may be going too far, but still, memorable quote Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) She's a SILF!  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) *I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.... KEJ 08:42, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) is not you, whoever he is. Dark Father 20:58, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Atton Rand (+1)
"Good-looking? Are you that desperate?"

- Jedi Exile, to Atton Rand in reference to Kreia

For

 * , whatever do you mean? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 1) is getting a bit fed up with this template. Unit 8311 18:42, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) It is Jedi Exile to Atton Rand. Not that I have any qualms about violating canon when I feel like it Lalala la 14:24, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Master Nikolce 09:53, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) (no, not you) doesn't like redundant quotes. Nor does he like the template: USERNAME. Dark Father 22:21, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Gender noncanon Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments
Isn't it Jedi Exile to Atton Rand, rather that the other way round? FilippiliF 09:31, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Atton Rand (+2)
"If she looks good to you, you must have taken a blaster hit when I wasn't looking."

- Jedi Exile, to Atton Rand, about Kreia

For

 * 1) thinks Kreia is hot. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 2) does not! KEJ 12:40, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Mmm...Kreia...Unit 8311 18:43, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Master Nikolce 09:56, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) USERNAME (yes, that's you, hah heh) hates redundant quotes. Dark Father 22:22, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Let the ridiculous against-Jacen votes roll... —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Mother! Dark Father 22:12, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Source it right, dag-nabbit Enochf 02:45, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Mistrx75 07:31, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I tell that sort of joke all the time.  ~Roger Roger~ [[Image:Battledroid.jpg|11px|]] Home of the B1s 11:49, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Good IU "kid" joke.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) You against voters need to lighten up :p --Eyrezer 08:41, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Let me make one thing clear: I am not voting against this because it's a Jacen quote. I'm voting against it because it's a stupid joke and I don't find it funny. TIEPilot051999 22:55, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) *How convenient...and predictable. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 3) *Um...did you miss the part where I explained that I wasn't not voting for it based on feelings of anti-Jacenism, but the utter groan-worthiness of the dialogue? TIEPilot051999 13:38, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) **Sure ;) —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 5) Did these quotes actually originate from Invincible or did they appear somewhere else first? Lalala la 03:42, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) *Whether it originated elsewhere, I got it from Invincible. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil
 * 7) Hahaha. No. Unit 8311 18:43, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) I admit it. I detest Jacen, YJK, and LotF. They can burn in the 7 Corellian hells. Atarumaster88  [[Image:Jedi_Order.svg|20px]] ( Talk page ) 15:21, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo (+7)
"Fett does what works for Fett. The rest of us can suck entropy."

- Han Solo, about Boba Fett

For

 * 1) Indeed —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Especially in the hands of Karen Traviss, as Revelation proved. TIEPilot051999 22:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Enochf 23:57, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Ozzel 04:09, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Yeah, nobody tells the Fett man what to do.  Drgns007 Sith Lord 05:32, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Unit 8311 18:44, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) He only looks out for one person! !  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Saba Sebatyne (+2)
"Buckethead skulo! Does Boba Fett think one world of dirt-comberz is the match of thousandz? Mandalore has been hunting too far up the chain, and now the whole jungle will suffer."

- Saba Sebatyne, about Boba Fett

For

 * 1) She'zzzz angry. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Darth Revanon 11:56, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Whatz with the zs? Unit 8311 18:45, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) "I only show up in Troy Denning bookz becauze nobody else likez me." Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Learning to give it as good as she got it. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 18:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Darth Revanon 11:56, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 04:09, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) It's true. Han Solo is hard to kill.   Drgns007 Sith Lord 05:29, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Unit 8311 18:44, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Again with the barves...  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7)  Madclaw Shyriiwook! 13:48, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Meh.TIEPilot051999 22:49, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Desann (+4)
"You dare to push me?"

- Desann, resisting Kyle Katarn's attempt to Force Push

For

 * 1) I like it, don't know why exactly though DX-2052 03:30, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Of course Katarn dares. He can do anything. Unit 8311 18:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) That's funny for some reason (BTW, quote is accurate, confirmed) Enochf 03:23, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Here, give me a HAND! (*sever*)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) I dared. Master Nikolce 09:56, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) --Squishy Vic (discussion) <font color="#0C003F">(contributions) 19:22, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo (+7)
"Daala, you are such a pain."

- Han Solo, to Natasi Daala

For

 * 1) Classic. Trip 03:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) See? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 00:35, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Han tells it like it is. Unit 8311 18:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Mistrx75 07:32, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Understatement of the standard time part. jSarek 09:48, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) How many times have we said this at Inq meetings...  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Yrfeloran 05:05, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) * Well, it's true

Galactic Weekly NewsStack (+4)
"Shakeup in the happy Rebel family. With peace-keeper and arbiter Bail Organa orbiting the Alderaan star in several million pieces, it seems Bel Iblis has had enough of Mon Mothma's ambitions, and has taken leave of his Rebel comrades."

- A Galactic Weekly NewsStack news flash

For

 * 1) For the Bail Organa comment. KEJ 12:46, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 12:03, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 18:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Poor Bail. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 23:08, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

Jacen Solo (+5)
"What's the difference between a lightsaber and a glowrod? A lightsaber impresses girls!"

- 14-year-old Jacen Solo, shortly before cutting off Tenel Ka's arm

For

 * 1) Let the lame "I didn't not vote for it because..." excuses begin... —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 13:57, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Actually, this one's kinda funny. TIEPilot051999 15:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) True as well. Unit 8311 18:50, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Huh. -- Ozzel 06:07, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Unless...you're in a nightclub. Shay Clee 04:34, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Jaina Solo (+3)
"Of all the things I learned training with Boba Fett, the most important were these two: he isn't a good guy, and he'll never be our friend."

- Jaina Solo

For

 * 1) Took how long to realize this? —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 14:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:52, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ozzel 22:45, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Saba Sebatyne (0)
"Perhapz we should send more unruly young Jedi Knightz to Boba Fett for training. If the one before us is any example, he has a gift for teaching them their place in the pack."

- Saba Sebatyne, speaking of Jaina Solo

For

 * 1) Gotta appreciate the Barabel accent lol. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 14:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:53, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Darth Revanon 2:32, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) "I only show up in Troy Denning bookz becauze nobody else likez me." Enochf 08:11, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --<font color="#9F0500">Squishy Vic <font color="#0C003F">(discussion) <font color="#0C003F">(contributions) 19:19, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) "Better yet, let's send them to the Bratz."  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Nesis Vod 16:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Wait...what? Unit 8311 18:53, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I laughed more at Unit 8311's response than the quote.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * Ew, evil Kyle? Enochf 15:14, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Zardra (+5)
"Our stock in trade is sapient life&mdash;we track it, capture it, and if absolutely necessary, disintegrate it. It's a dirty job but I figure someone has to get rich doing it, and one way or the other, that someone is going to be me."

- Zardra

Support

 * 1) --Eyrezer 12:02, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:55, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Enochf 19:11, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) I hope no one minds me expanding it to the full quote from the book. jSarek 09:59, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Han Solo (+4)
"It's such a shame you can't spank a Jedi."

- Han Solo

For

 * 1) Ain't that the truth, Aalya Secura & Jaina Solo are hard to spank. ;) Drgns007 Sith Lord 16:19, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:55, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Ask nicely and perhaps Leia would oblige. --ToRsO bOy 21:16, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) One would hope. Leialover229 22:33, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Per ToRsO bOy. jSarek 10:00, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6)  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Spank you very much Enochf 07:26, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Dark Father 18:16, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Kyp Durron (+3)
"We're Jedi Masters. Anticipate is what we do."

- Kyp Durron

For

 * 1) Indeed. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:54, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) And we don't try. --ToRsO bOy 21:18, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Tahiri Veila (-2)
"I've had it with this kreetle!"

- Tahiri Veila, about Ben Skywalker

For

 * 1) My goodness! —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 18:56, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) That's it? Enochf 03:20, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) --<font color="#9F0500">Squishy Vic <font color="#0C003F">(discussion) <font color="#0C003F">(contributions) 19:18, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Lalala la 18:37, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Context is for sissies. Atarumaster88  [[Image:Jedi_Order.svg|20px]] ( Talk page ) 15:22, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Cute kiddy humor. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 17:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Ah, making fun of stormies never gets old. Unit 8311 18:56, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Jacen with a good joke?, I am willing to bet he stole this one from someone. --DX-2052 21:06, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) He probably shot the stormtrooper who made it up and took the credit. Shay Clee 04:30, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I thought the rest were good, too.  Of the jokes.  ~Roger Roger~ [[Image:Battledroid.jpg|11px|]] Home of the B1s 11:20, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * This quote was in Young Jedi Knights: Shadow Academy first. Changing source accordingly. TIEPilot051999 20:42, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Mirax Terrik Horn (+1)
"It's ego and these pilots can breath vacuum easier than they let slip a chance to see what lies the enemy is telling about them. Corellian pilots are notorious egotists."

- Mirax Terrik Horn, regarding Wedge Antilles

For

 * 1) She grew up with one and married another, I'd say she knows what she's talking about. --ToRsO bOy 21:43, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Unit 8311 19:49, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Against

 * 1) Kinda boring. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Ooola la! —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) This book certainly gave us some information on what Leia and Han do... intimately. Perhaps too much information... Leialover229 22:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Mmm...Unit 8311 19:49, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Han's always had a thing for them four-armed chicks. jSarek 10:05, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Not since Dexter Jettster has there been such a four-armed sex symbol!  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 00:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) This is one TMI book. Nanook 21:59, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) TMI FTW Enochf 16:21, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
 * 8) PAGING ALL /CO/MRADES Firebird 05:58, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments
Haha, I might actually draw this sometime... Firebird 05:58, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) It's only the beginning...literally. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Enochf 02:27, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) I have no comment. -- Ozzel 06:06, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Dark Father 09:21, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Haha. (dies) Unit 8311 19:50, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Finally, a halfway decent Jacen joke. jSarek 10:06, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 7) Lord Hydronium 22:29, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Comments

 * I'm pretty sure this was in a Young Jedi Knights book first, though hell if I know which one. TIEPilot051999 02:11, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * I did a search for each of these Enochf 02:27, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) Damn copy-paste. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) 'Sok Enochf 07:25, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Unit 8311 19:51, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

For

 * 1) This one is kinda corny lol. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Gold! --Eyrezer 06:02, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Kaching! Dark Father 13:42, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Eat your heart out, Chuck Norris. Unit 8311 19:51, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) It was the womp rat's day off.  ~Roger Roger~ [[Image:Battledroid.jpg|11px|]] Home of the B1s 11:22, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Boba Fett (+5)
"We're in. Tell your gunners not to shoot anything dark, fast, and pretty."

- Boba Fett

For

 * 1) How likes his women. —Tommy ( Clean face and hands ) The Anvil 21:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Damn Tommy9281 you must be a mind reader or something, because that's true. And Boba Fett said that quote not Jacen.   Drgns007 Sith Lord 23:28, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Well, now that that's cleared up Enochf 02:04, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) --<font color="#9F0500">Squishy Vic <font color="#0C003F">(discussion) <font color="#0C003F">(contributions) 19:16, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Remember boys, hurting girls is baaad. Unit 8311 19:53, 26 May 2008 (UTC)