User:Dr.Kermit

I'm Dr Kermit. I'm here for the same reason most of you are. I've loved Star Wars since I was young and I'm glad to help improve this website. I've been here for a while, so if anyone needs help, please don't hesitate to ask. If I did something you don't like, please, do hesitate to ask. I jest! Honestly though, feel free to complain, and I'm sure we'll work it out peacefully. You can also find me on the Kingdom Hearts Wiki.

Biography
I was born a long time ago in a hospital in some town. You've probably heard of it. Some stuff happened that doesn't really matter, and then I discovered Wookieepedia.

Random Thoughts About Various Stuffs AKA Likes And Dislikes

 * I really hate seeing Wookiee spelled "Wookie".
 * Almost as much as I hate seeing "C-3P0".
 * Anyone else notice how veryone in The Force Unleashed has one eye? Drexl Roosh, Kleef, and Chop'aa Notimo.
 * I really like this quote from SinisterSamurai:The mistake you all seem to make is that you think Darth C U Lator is human. I assure you he is not. He was born into this world as a sentient meatgrinder. He was given life when a witch cast a poorly constructed curse on a local butcher shop for the gristle in a hamburger. As the shop passed from father to son over the years, Culator grew desensitized to sight of bleating animals being beaten to death and fed to him for processing... and developed a joy for it. Eventually, the shop owners were killed in war, and Culator was discovered by psychics from the victorious military. He was stored in a wooden crate for decades, starved of butchered meat to grind. When that nation began developing it's science, Culator was brought out of storage and hooked to a computer for analysis. Something went horribly wrong, and the hungry meatgrinder took over their network instead. In an attempt to come to grips with his new surroundings and sate his need for ground meat, Culator murdered all of the scientists at the facility in ways too graphic to describe here. That nation was never able to recover the facility, and barely managed to restrict Culator to Wikia to stave off electronic holocaust.
 * I like how Darth Plagueis is a featured article, but has never actually made any appeareance in any novel.
 * When I was a little kid, I was convinced that Chewbacca's full name was Chewie Chewbacca....:-}
 * I don't really like users who just stick "Darth" in front of their user name, and think they're all cool. Some can. Most can't.
 * I hate that the page for Jacen and Mon Calamari have been remamed Darth Caedus and Dac.
 * Vandals are really starting to piss me off.
 * Not SW related, but its kinda creeping me out that all these people I don't really like, try to get me to be their facebook friend.
 * Sio Bibble is a paranoid man who just likes to say "Invasion!" a lot.
 * More to come!

Accents in Star Wars

 * Twi'lek--French
 * Toydarian--Yiddish
 * Nautolan--Jamaican
 * Neimoidian--Asian
 * Lurmen-- Scottish
 * Kaleesh--Eastern European
 * Coruscanti--British
 * More to come!
 * You may wonder why Ziro isn't listed here. It is because gay isn't an accent people. Get your facts straight.

R2-KT work
R2-KT was an astromech droid in service with the Grand Army of the Republic during the Clone Wars.

Biography


At the height of the war, R2-KT served onboard a Republic vessel attached to Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi. During the events of Rotta's kidnapping, the droid was present at a briefing of clone troopers and their Jedi commanders. R2-KT was atationed onboard the resoloute---...

Happy Caption Section
Cause I'm a shameless copycat and just go along with the crowd. Inspired by G*nk.

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"I'm not an Ortolan!"

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"Mmmm! I love this floor! It does need a little seasoning though...Got any salt?"

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"HAW HAW HAW! PRETTY WOOKIEE! HAW HAW HAW!"

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"...and only together can we crush the oppressive meatbags! WHO'S WITH ME!?"

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Little known fact: The Mafia started in a galaxy far, far away.

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Star Wars: The only franchise which takes erotic, kinky, and submissive images, turns them into 14 year olds, and sells them to children. All is right with the world.

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Bitchslap!

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My Preeeciousssss.....

Notes to self -[]-

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