I know all of you have been waiting patiently for the newest version of my Star Wars Slogan
So without forth a due, here it is
Star Wars slogans by CrimsonCorsair, Ishohsi, Darth Kosh, Skomoe, Captain Britain04 , Does Jar Jar Blinks? , Dengar the bounty hunter, StraitTax, GrandMoffEvers, Yankeefan1187, Darth Cahdek, Sabermage21, MatchstickShadow, Dark Lord of the Pith , Sykiklos , Darth beardus, Starvers1231, NotSithLord005, Depa Biliaba, Chadpayne, Jackhymer, Tiki Taco, Rapeliin, Dejo Khan, Stait outta Mos Eisley, Chewbaca101, TwoJediScumFromCorucant, Wookieewok, Ismavolt, and myself.
For the original source starwars.wikia.com/d/p/2755399368595997981
Updated
starwars.wikia.com/d/p/2756015048592721284
Second Updated starwars.wikia.com/d/p/2757387532327978640
Third update
starwars.wikia.com/d/p/2760255514808944053
Fourth update
starwars.wikia.com/d/p/2765333409411630355
Fifth update
starwars.wikia.com/d/p/2768999980839470408
Sixth Update
starwars.wikia.com/d/p/2792252056256120536
Seventh Update
starwars.wikia.com/d/p/2799494377691416055
Eighth Update
starwars.wikia.com/d/p/2817545542479906621
“I brake 4 purrgils.”
“I love my galaxy‒ it’s the Empire I’m afraid"
“My son is an Honor Padawan at the Jedi Temple.”
“Make clones not war.”
“Follow me 2 Dexter’s Diner.”
“Believe in the Force? Visit orderofthewhills.org.”
“Vote for Sheev: Make the Republic Great Again!”
“Do not meddle in the affairs of krayt dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with jogan sauce.”
"I wasn’t born on Corellia, but I got here as fast as I could!”
“My daughter is more important than your holomessage."
“Valorum for a better galaxy!”
"Deathsticks kill: Just say no."
“My Sith apprentice can beat up your Honor Padawan.”
“Wokling on Board!”
“I ❤️ the dark side.”
“How’s my hyperdriving? Call us at…”
“I’m Populist because I don’t want another Empire!”
“Friends don’t let friends go back to Jakku.”
“Vote NO on the Military Creation Act.”
“Honk if you hate sand!"
"Honk if you're Hondo"
"Huttlett on board"
"Follow me to Mos Eisley"
"Route 66"
"HireABand: Need a Band for Your Next Empire Day? Call Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers on [Coruscant]785234936 Now!"
"Did you hug a clone today?"
"Have faith: Kiss a Wookie!"
"Nerf Herders wanted, call...."
"If you can read this, you're in range of my quad-laser!"
"Hyperdrive down? Call Xizor Transport Systems for a ride!"
"Life's a gamble! Ask Black Sun for details."
"Vote Palpatine: Four more years!"
"Watto Salvage: More than just junk!"
"Drains smell rank? Rancor Rooter to the rescue!"
"Out of a job? Need money? Try Jabba's Loans. The coldest cash in the galaxy. Reasonable rates, some restrictions apply."
"Dengar Collections - We get it back when you've given up."
Sticker on the back of Obi-Wan Kenobi's ship "In Loving Memory of Satine Kryze 44 BBY - 20 BBY
She will never be forgotten"
"My other car is a Landspeeder"
"The Force is my copilot."
"I survived the Outer Rim!"
"The Confederacy (of Independent Systems) shall rise again!"
"Once a Galactic Marine, Always a Galactic Marine!"
"My other ship is a Star Destroyer!"
"Sith happens!"
"Honk if you believe in forceghosts
Holomessage if you want to become one"
"I am a Clone War Veteran"
"Fastest hunk of junk in the Galaxy..."
"I'm walking on the Dark Side"
"I brake for Sabacc"
"My son is a Stormtrooper."
"Stormtrooper Dad/Mom"
"That's no moon!"
"Missing, wife and astromech droid; reward for droid"
"I conquered the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs!"
"I survived the Death Star......NOT"
"I don't give a f**k about your stickfigure battle droids"
"You got a princess? I'd Leia"
"Looking for love in Alderaan places? Come join us at Zeltros!"
"Tatooine Tattoos! Only at Tattoine!"
"Honk if you've got a bad feeling about something!"
"If you're reading this, I clearly don't care about the resale value of this ship."
"Alderaan weather:
Sunny with a chance of explosion!"
"Keep calm and fight the Empi-I mean the Rebel Alliance!"
"Truuuust the Gungan!"
"Lando's loans! He won't alter the deal!"
"Gungans: Stay away."
then right next to that,
"Speciesism: say no"
"One good thing about Jizz ... when it hits you, you feel no pain" - Eva Orbuss
(Original quote was from Bob Marley)
"This is the Empire, speak basic only."
"The Emperor wants YOU to be a Stormtrooper. You can see the galaxy and serve you great Emperor. Come inside for details."
"What happens at Jabba's... STAYS at Jabba's!"
"Gungans always have an okie day!"
'Yoda one for me'
'My copilot's a wookie"
''Bariss Offee's Toffee-Getting Padawan's in a sticky situation'
'Dexter's Diner Fly Thru - The smell of the food will excite you'
"Barris Offee's Coffee will keep you awake even in the most heated duels--try now!"
"powered by the darkside"
"In the need for a dirt nap? Dengar's your man!"
"I'm no Jedi, but I'd back off if I were you."
"I shoot first. My dad's a Solo"
"I want you
In the imperial army "
" got any BLUE milk ? "
"Where setting up bases in Alderaan places"
"Lost your ewok? Try looking under my AT-ST?"
"I park like a Gungan"
On the back of the falcon "4 ever solo RIP Han"
"Amidala for senate"
"Palpatine for emperor. It's gonna be yuuuuuge!"
"Meesa thinka yousa okey-day! Meesa wanta yousa for a job!"
"Jabba the Hutt cut me up"
"Why get a lightsaber when you can be a lightsaver! Flourescent bulbs are only 3 Credits now"
"I've been to Ackbar's Shack Bar"
"Tough parenting?
Feel as if your father's chucked you down a rubbish tube?
Luke no further! Call childline now. "
"Obi Wan's Kenoli- get it before it disappears!"
"Mace's Windus- buy four glass panels, get a fifth for free!"
"Visit Tarkin's Dark Inn"
"Boba Fett's BBQ Decks- flamethrower not included"
"Thrawn's Classical Pawn Store"
" Star Wars booze it's a ruse "
"My Tauntaun froze before the first marker..."
"My ship has mynocks."
"How many power coup-links have you hooked up?"
"I'll recalibrate her moisture evaporator."
"She'll motive my hyperdrive."
"Your droid has a bad motivator!"
"Is your child force sensitive? Call the Jedi Order today!"
"Eat at Admiral Snackbar's! It's NOT a trap!"
"Need a carpet? Join the Wookie Hunt today!"
"Need power converters? Visit Toshe Station!"
"Need military guidance? Join Thrawn's class today"
"Want to go on a trip of a lifetime? Contact Star Tours today!"
"My Nexu is a graduate of Poggle's School of Execution!"
"Need Swim lessons? Contact (138)-517-4970 to receive lessons from Kit Fisto! (Lightsaber Training not included)"
"I survived the Battle of Geonosis
"Know a Skywalker? Get help NOW!"
"Join the Bounty Hunter Guild now, and get a free flamethrower and a complimentary jetpack!"
"If the headgear fits, WEAR IT! Join the Empire!"
"Explore the Galaxy. Join the Imperial Navy!"
"Ace Pilots needed, talk to your Imperial Recruitment Officer today"
"Looking for treasure? Join the Crimson Crew, commanded by the one and only, Crimson Corsair"
"I play the Kloo Horn. What do you play?"
"You are the R2 to my D2"
" Imperial shots , I don't always miss but when I don't I still do "
"Sarleac garlic it's the only thing smellier then a tan-tan"
"Kaninoan clones buy one get 1,000,000 free "
" Mos Eisley now with 21% more scum and villainy "
" make Coruscant great again"
" Blys ply for your d.i.y tries"
"This may not look like much, but it makes the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs!"
"It's a wrap! Best wraps from Admiral's SnAckbar!"
"Adopt an Ewok today!"
"Ewokin on sunshine!"
"Need to tell that to kanjiklub? Use the intergalactic holobooths today!"
"Deathsticks: they make you rethink your life"
"Deathsticks: read the name, decide for yourself."
"Rathtar Infestation? Call Han!"
" join the dark side now, only costing all your limbs "
"If you can't find the Droid your looking for come buy an iPhone!"
"Vote for Obi Wan Kenobi!! He's our only hope!"
"Have an inquiry? Tell that to Kanjiclub tech support!"
"Come over to Death Star Laser Hair Removal: We promise your hair will NEVER grow back!"
"This was found scribbled on a Council chair in the Jedi Temple after order 66:"I don't normally vanish, but when I do I vanish with a Poof... Yarael Poof!""
"Watching Star Wars film is a misdemeanor:The more I miss them da meaner I get!"
"May the Force Be With You"
Enjoy the hard work of many community members and feel free to come up with your own slogans and post them here.