Best poll ever

Having a Sheev

Up your sleeve

Is far better than

A Mary Sue pet peev

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TROS subtitle: Sheev Happens

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Sith Eternal at the end of ROTJ:

Let’s roll up our Sheevs and get to work!

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How did Rey get so powerful?

Maybe Sheev’s born with it.

Emperor Palpatine: Excellent, Order 66 was a complete successDarth Vader: ...My master, what were the first 65 orders?Emperor Palpatine: I'm glad you asked!(Bursting out into singing)OoooohCapture me a Wookie,Kick a princess in the cookieSabotage the espionage of a Bothan spyActivate the trash compactorLet's protect the main reactorStab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him dieCorrupt a teen from TatooineManipulate a Gungan andKill the Naboo's queenTrap a Mon CalamariTake a Tauntaun on safariHit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph McQuarrieOooohNumber 13 Find investorsNumber 14 Make a Death StarWhile your at it draw some plans up for my Death Star III'll unmask a dirty JawaCrank-call General DodonnaClone a load of cannon fodder out on Kamino...You know what, I'll just email you a PDF or somethingDarth Vader: If you don't have the time then whenever you get around to it

[Luke Skywalker]Speaking to PalpatineYour overconfidence is your weakness[Emperor Palpatine]Your faith in your friends is yours[Luke Skywalker]Not my faith in your mamma[Emperor Palpatine]Turns around looking suprisedWhat was that?[Luke Skywalker]Raises voiceI said your Mamma's so fat Jabba the Hut said dayummm[Emperor Palpatine]Well, your Mama's so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'ugnot'[Darth Vader]Ah your mamma fight!An electronic version of the imperial march starts playing and Vader uses the force to pull a chalkboard towards him where he keeps tallies of who is winning the fight. Palpatine and Luke face each other at opposite ends.[Luke Skywalker]Yo mamma's so stupid she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2!Crowd cheers and Darth Vader tallies one point for Luke[Emperor Palpatine]Your mamma's so fat Ben Kenobi said: "That's no moon..... that's yo mamma!".Crowd cheers and Vader tallies one point for Palpatine[Luke Skywalker]Yo mama's so dumb she thought jar jar comes with pickles pickles!Raises hands and crowd cheers. Vader tallies another point for Luke.[Emperor Palpatine]Your Mother is so stupid she, she thinks... a lightsaber has fewer caloriesMusic stops and crowd is silent. Emperor shrugs and tries to explain.It's light... like its light, like calories like light means there's not a lot of calories... and its good............ for your body and that's how stupid your Mother is.Slight boos from the crowd[Luke Skywalker]Music starts againYour mamma is so stupid she went to bangkok to get a tie fighterCrowd applauds and one guy yells "Luke wins". Vader tallies another point for Luke and picks up Palpatine, throwing him over the bridge - reminiscent of the scene in the original star wars movie episode 6.