I know I’m late but Leia orgas-
What in the liquified Illuminati nuclear war alternative timeline happened here?!?
I’m tempted to say something based off the Leia ORGANa joke...
What are you talking about!?!
My one year anniversary of using fandom is in 3 months. So I kinda think so.
I get it. I think...
That’s also what militias do... do you even know what a militia is?
Oh yes those socks look amazing.
The Force Awakens
The Rise of Skywalker
Interesting analysis, I feel like (I’m a hardcore Marvel fan, own over 1,000 comics) will say Marvel is way above the league of Star Wars for example Thanos. He has effectively made teleportation technology without the use of the Infinity Gems (which for future reference, Tony Stark can’t do that) if you want to go into a more Star Wars-y range, Tony Stark has developed Nanotechnology to where materials can come out of an almost microscopic space. My favorite example is Hank Pim where he can shrink at will (not possible!). Well, I would love to hear from a Star Wars super fan.
It’s an honor, I must thank you all for allowing Gonk to do that. Really thank you!
That makes two of us.
I like my Porgs medium cooked, with a little salt tapped on the top.
Yes my favorite part is when [REDACTED] takes [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED]!
Emperor Palpatine: Excellent, Order 66 was a complete successDarth Vader: ...My master, what were the first 65 orders?Emperor Palpatine: I'm glad you asked!(Bursting out into singing)OoooohCapture me a Wookie,Kick a princess in the cookieSabotage the espionage of a Bothan spyActivate the trash compactorLet's protect the main reactorStab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him dieCorrupt a teen from TatooineManipulate a Gungan andKill the Naboo's queenTrap a Mon CalamariTake a Tauntaun on safariHit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph McQuarrieOooohNumber 13 Find investorsNumber 14 Make a Death StarWhile your at it draw some plans up for my Death Star III'll unmask a dirty JawaCrank-call General DodonnaClone a load of cannon fodder out on Kamino...You know what, I'll just email you a PDF or somethingDarth Vader: If you don't have the time then whenever you get around to it
[Luke Skywalker]Speaking to PalpatineYour overconfidence is your weakness[Emperor Palpatine]Your faith in your friends is yours[Luke Skywalker]Not my faith in your mamma[Emperor Palpatine]Turns around looking suprisedWhat was that?[Luke Skywalker]Raises voiceI said your Mamma's so fat Jabba the Hut said dayummm[Emperor Palpatine]Well, your Mama's so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'ugnot'[Darth Vader]Ah your mamma fight!An electronic version of the imperial march starts playing and Vader uses the force to pull a chalkboard towards him where he keeps tallies of who is winning the fight. Palpatine and Luke face each other at opposite ends.[Luke Skywalker]Yo mamma's so stupid she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2!Crowd cheers and Darth Vader tallies one point for Luke[Emperor Palpatine]Your mamma's so fat Ben Kenobi said: "That's no moon..... that's yo mamma!".Crowd cheers and Vader tallies one point for Palpatine[Luke Skywalker]Yo mama's so dumb she thought jar jar comes with pickles pickles!Raises hands and crowd cheers. Vader tallies another point for Luke.[Emperor Palpatine]Your Mother is so stupid she, she thinks... a lightsaber has fewer caloriesMusic stops and crowd is silent. Emperor shrugs and tries to explain.It's light... like its light, like calories like light means there's not a lot of calories... and its good............ for your body and that's how stupid your Mother is.Slight boos from the crowd[Luke Skywalker]Music starts againYour mamma is so stupid she went to bangkok to get a tie fighterCrowd applauds and one guy yells "Luke wins". Vader tallies another point for Luke and picks up Palpatine, throwing him over the bridge - reminiscent of the scene in the original star wars movie episode 6.
@Dark Lord of the Pith I still want to know who [REDACTED] slept with.