On an unknown planet, Jedi Master Yoda walks into town bearing a massive package upon his shoulders. Ignoring the taunts and jeers of the crowd, the green Jedi walks into a bar and orders a drink, having a one-sided conversation with a friendlier citizen. When word comes that a Separatist army has arrived, Yoda wordlessly slips out of his seat to reveal his secret to all: the box concealed an enormous chaingun. Quickly utilizing it against the amassed B2 super battle droids, B1 battle droids, DSD1 dwarf spider droids, and Unidentified tracked tanks
the army is defeated save the stout commander. Igniting his lightsaber to cut away at the man's armor, Yoda causes the commander to run into the distance. Leaving the town to stare in amazement, Yoda packs up once more and heads out.
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