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"Bugs? Why did it have to be bugs?"
Han Solo, upon encountering the Killiks for the first time[src]
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
Han Solo, to Luke Skywalker[src]
"Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor."
Han Solo, to Isolder, referring to Tenenial Djo[src]
"I happen to like to shoot first, Rekkon. As opposed to shooting second."
Han Solo[src]
"Don't worry, she'll hold together... You hear me, baby? Hold together!"
Han Solo, talking about the Millennium Falcon[src]
"Save me, Luke Skywalker. You're my only hope."
Han Solo[src]
"Laugh it up, fuzzball."
Han Solo, to Chewbacca[src]
"Jabba, you're a wonderful human being."
Han Solo to Jabba the Hutt[src]
"That's not what the Empire would have done, Commander. What the Empire would have done was build a super-colossal Yuuzhan Vong-killing battle machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destructor or the Nostril of Palpatine or something equally grandiose. They would have spent billions of credits, employed thousands of contractors and subcontractors, and equipped it with the latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened? It wouldn't have worked. They'd forget to bolt down a metal plate over an access hatch leading to the main reactors, or some other mistake, and a hotshot enemy pilot would drop a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now that's what the Empire would have done."
Han Solo, to Vana Dorja[src]
Han Solo: "I'm going to grow a beard, just in case. How about you?"
Leia: "I didn't shave today. You didn't notice?"
Han Solo and Leia Organa Solo, discussing altering their appearance[src]
Leia: "I love you."
Han Solo: "I know."
Leia Organa and Han Solo, before Han is frozen in carbonite[src]
"Bring 'em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneakin' around!"
Han Solo[src]
Comm Voice: "We're sending a squad up."
Han: "Uh, negative, negative. We have, uh, a reactor leak here, uh, now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Uh, large leak, very dangerous."
Comm Voice: "Who is this? What’s your operating number?"
Han: "Uh..." [zap!] "Boring conversation, anyway."
Han Solo, failing to bluff an Imperial Officer[src]
Han Solo: "How are we doin'?"
Luke: "Same as always."
Han Solo: "That bad, huh?"
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, about to be executed by Jabba the Hutt[src]
Han Solo: "Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal."
Comm Voice: "What happened?"
Han Solo: "Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
Han Solo, attempting to humor a stormtrooper[src]
C-3PO: "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one!"
Han: "Never tell me the odds."
C-3PO and Han Solo, fleeing the Imperial fleet[src]
Pellaeon: "Every ruler should have a garden. It's always useful to draw lessons from nature."
Leia: "True."
Pellaeon: "From a garden one learns to cull the weak and unfit and to encourage the strong and the vigorous. An inferior bud soon feels the strength of my pinch!"
Han: "And you make your plants grow in rows."
Pellaeon: "Each receives its proper allotment of space and sunlight, and no more. That's fair, don't you think?"
Gilad Pellaeon, Han Solo and Leia Organa Solo[src]
Luke: "Got him. I got him!"
Han: "Great, kid! Don't get cocky!"
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, using turrets aboard the Millennium Falcon[src]
Valin Horn: "Hey. I'm not a brat."
Han Solo: "No, your dad's the brat in the Horn family."
Valin Horn and Han Solo[src]
Luke: "I used to live here, you know."
Han Solo: "You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient."
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, being taken to the Great Pit of Carkoon[src]
Han: "This is not gonna work."
Luke: "Why didn't you say so before?"
Han: "I did say so before."
Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, in stormtrooper uniforms, arguing[src]
Han: "No time to discuss this in committee."
Leia: "I am not a committee!"
Han Solo and Princess Leia[src]
"I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!"
Han Solo, slicing open a tauntaun[src]
Han: "Let's go back to the Errant Venture."
Lando: "You're not asking my opinion?"
Han: "Lando, should we go back to the galaxy's largest mobile gambling and shopping enterprise?"
Lando: "What kind of stupid question is that?"
Han Solo and Lando Calrissian[src]
Han: "What do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me—"
Luke: "No."
Han Solo, to Luke Skywalker, about Princess Leia[src]
"Keep your distance, though, Chewie. But don't look like you're trying to keep your distance." [Chewbacca growls] "I don't know. Fly casual."
Han Solo, piloting shuttle Tydirium[src]
Han: "Hang on, Your Worship, I'm trying to figure out these weird knobs and switches...."
Leia: "Why is it you always get formal when you're about to do something stupid?"
Han Solo and Leia Organa Solo[src]
Luke: "Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be—"
Han: "What?"
Luke: "Well, more wealth than you can imagine."
Han: "I don't know. I can imagine quite a bit."
Luke Skywalker, trying to convince Han Solo to aid in the rescue of Princess Leia[src]
"All right. That's it. Try it!" [sparks fly] "Oh, turn it off! Turn it off... Off! Turn it..." [muffled scream] "!"
Han Solo, to Chewbacca, while repairing the Millennium Falcon[src]
Bria: "You're conceited, that's what you are. Conceited, cocky, arrogant...insufferable..."
Han: "Oh, go on, please! I love it when women compliment me. Music to my ears."
Bria Tharen and Han Solo[src]
"You don't have a plan?! You don't have a plan. No one ever has a plan. Why does no one ever have a plan?"
Han Solo, to Seluss and Chewie[src]
Leia: "Your point?"
Aurra Sing: "Do I need to have a point?"
Han Solo: "Yeah. It helps move the conversation along."
Leia Organa Solo, Aurra Sing and Han Solo, discussing Anakin Skywalker's victory in the Boonta Eve Classic[src]
Han Solo: "Look, Leia. When this war's over, you go back to be an Alliance leader, and I go back to being a guy with a starship for hire. A princess and a smuggler? The odds against the two of us making—"
Leia: "Han?"
Han Solo: "Huh?"
Leia: "Han, never tell me the odds. Just kiss me."
Han Solo and Leia Organa[src]
Okanor: "I recognize, from their description, that at least half of these items have been reported stolen. Some have been on wanted lists for years."
Han Solo: "Doesn't surprise me. And you, you'll sell 'em to museums, won't you?"
Okanor: "Most of them, most of them."
Han Solo: "Okay, then, that's good. That's where they should be."
Han Solo, selling stolen items from a private collection to Galidon Okanor[src]
Leia: "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee."
Han: "I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss!"
―One of many lovers' quarrels between Leia and Han[src]
Tigran Jamiro: "Your tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!"
Han Solo: "Then I'll see you in hell!"
Han Solo and Tigran Jamiro, before rescuing Luke Skywalker on Hoth[src]
Obi-Wan: "That's no moon. It's a space station."
Han Solo: "It's too big to be a space station."
Luke: "I have a very bad feeling about this."
―forboding conversation as the Millennium Falcon approaches the Death Star[src]
"Where did you dig up that old fossil?"
Han Solo, not impressed with Obi-Wan Kenobi[src]
"Scoundrel? Scoundrel. I like the sound of that."
Han Solo, to Leia Organa[src]
C-3PO: "His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately."
Han Solo: "Good, I hate long waits."
C-3PO: "You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc."
Han Solo: "Doesn't sound so bad."
C-3PO: "In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years."
Han Solo: "On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?"
C-3PO and Han Solo[src]
"Kiss my Wookiee!"
Han Solo, to Zsinj, before destroying the Iron Fist bridge[src]
"Don't listen to Her Worship. I have plenty of manners. I'm very, uh, mannerful."
Han Solo, to Deena Shan[src]
"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."
Han Solo, recovering from carbon sickness[src]
Han: "Look, your worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me."
Leia: "Hmm. It's a wonder you're still alive. Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?"
Han: "No reward is worth this."
Han Solo and Leia Organa, love at first sight[src]
"We should have dropped that kid out the medcenter window the day he was born."
Han Solo, about Jacen Solo[src]
BD-8: "Survival rates decrease thirty-two percent for combatants firing in reaction."
Han Solo: "We're not shooting first. Just stand ready and look tough."
BD-8: "Look tough?"
BD-8 and Han Solo[src]
"I don't need a partner, and I don't want a friend. My name says it all, pal. Solo."
Han Solo, to Chewbacca, soon after Chewbacca swears his life debt[src]
C-3PO: "He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you."
Han Solo: "Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."
C-3PO: "But, sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid."
Han Solo: "That's cause a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that." [Chewbacca growls]
C-3PO: "I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: let the Wookiee win."
C-3PO and Han Solo, instructing R2-D2 on playing dejarik with Chewbacca[src]
Han Solo: "You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?"
Obi-Wan: "No. Should I have?"
Han Solo: "It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."
Han Solo, to Obi-Wan Kenobi[src]
Han: "Well, Your Worship, looks like you managed to keep me around for a little while longer."
Leia: "I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for any ships to leave the system until we've activated the energy field."
Han: "That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight."
Han Solo and Princess Leia[src]
Han Solo: "Chewie and I try to avoid trouble—"
Hissal: "The job pays rather well. One thousand credits."
Han Solo: "—unless there's some profit in it. Two thousand."
Han Solo, bargaining with Hissal[src]
Leia: "You've changed, Han."
Han Solo: "What are you talking about? I'm the same as ever. Timeproof, weatherproof, rust resistant."
Leia: "You think so? Take a good look."
Han Solo: "That's not the years, it's the parsecs."
Leia Organa Solo and Han Solo, on Ord Mantell[src]
Bria: "Oh, dear."
Han Solo: "‘Oh dear’ what?"
Bria: "The galaxy is no longer safe for humanoid females. You've learned what you can do with that lopsided smile, haven't you?"
Bria Tharen and Han Solo's on-again/off-again relationship becomes on again[src]
Han Solo: "You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake. Well, this could be it, sweetheart."
Leia: "I take it back."
Han Solo and Princess Leia, fleeing into an asteroid field[src]
Han: "Don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine. Trust me."
C-3PO: "Every time he employs that phrase, my circuitry becomes erratic!"
Han Solo and C-3PO, after landing on Cloud City[src]
Han Solo: "She's traveling with me, Lando, and I don't intend to gamble her away. So you might as well forget she exists."
Lando: "That won't be easy, my friend."
Han Solo, introducing Leia to Lando Calrissian[src]
Han Solo: "Well! Except for your mother, I'd say this is the finest welcoming committee I've ever had."
Jacen: "Dad, we are not a committee."
Han Solo and young Jacen Solo[src]
Luke: "Do you understand anything they're saying?"
C-3PO: "Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of com—"
Han Solo: "What are you telling them?"
C-3PO: "Hello, I think. I could be mistaken."
C-3PO, communicating with the Ewoks[src]
Ackbar: "Let me see if I've understood you correctly, Lieutenant. General Solo – posing as a stormtrooper – boarded an Imperial Star Destroyer, marched you and your group to the bridge and assumed command?"
Page: "No, sir. General Solo was wearing an Imperial general's uniform, not stormtrooper armor."
Mon Mothma: "A general. Naturally."
Han: "Hey, it fit, that's all!"
Admiral Gial Ackbar, Judder Page, Mon Mothma and Han Solo, at a meeting following Solo and Page's capture of the Accuser[src]
"You know, it was a lot easier back when we were just taking on the Empire. At least then we knew who our enemies were."
Han Solo[src]
Han: "I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew."
Leia: "He wasn't. I can feel it."
Han: "You love him, don't you?"
Leia: "Yes."
Han: "All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way."
Leia: "Oh. No, it's not like that at all. He's my brother."
Han Solo and Princess Leia[src]
"Sacred brandy, you've failed me. My daughter is talking and I don't understand her anymore."
Han Solo[src]
Han: "Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?"
C-3PO: "I beg your pardon, General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper."
Han: "Proper!?"
C-3PO: "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity."
Han Solo and C-3PO[src]
Shug Ninx: "Heard you killed Jabba... nobody kills a Hutt and lives!"
Han Solo: "Yeah, well... actually my wife did it."
Shug Ninx and Han Solo[src]
Han Solo: "The New Republic doesn't know about this lane. Nobody does."
Leia: "Nobody?"
Han Solo: "Well, Lando knows. And Chewbacca, he knew—so did Roa. And, of course, Talon Karrde always knows."
Leia: "So, basically you're saying that every smuggler or gambler who ever had a reason to slip into Reecee undetected knows this shortcut?"
Han Solo: "Yeah. Like I said, nobody."
Han Solo and Leia Organa Solo[src]
"I hate dirty tricks like that... particularly when I don't pull them first!"
Han Solo[src]
Han Solo: "I can't hold them off forever! Now what?"
Leia: "This is some rescue. When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?"
Han Solo: "He's the brains, sweetheart!"
Han Solo and Leia Organa, in the midst of their first argument[src]
Han Solo: "Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself."
Leia: "That doesn't sound too hard."
Han Solo and Princess Leia, after escaping the Death Star[src]
Han Solo: "Alcohol isn't the answer."
Bartender: "What's the question?"
Han Solo: "How do you change your past?"
Bartender: "Simple. By changing the way you remember it."
Han Solo: "Yeah, I suppose I could get my memory wiped."
Bartender: "Another whiskey and you'd be well on your way."
Han Solo and Codru-Ji bartender on Ord Mantell[src]
Luke: "And that's when she hit you?"
Han: "No. Then she said something stupid about the Falcon. Then I said something about—I think it was her hair…that really set her off."
Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, on Princess Leia[src]
"I saw him, don't you get it? I saw him standing there as the moon hit Sernpidal. The air just combusted. He was standing there, roaring, screaming. The light turned him black. Just a silhouette. Then it ate into him. I saw his bones. They turned black, too, then white, so white I couldn't watch. Then nothing. My best friend, my only true friend, and I let him die. How am I supposed to live with that? How do I get that out of my head? Tell me."
Han Solo, mourning the death of Chewbacca[src]
Han Solo: "Well, look at you. A general, huh?"
Lando: "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the Battle of Taanab."
Han Solo and Lando Calrissian, before Battle of Endor[src]
Han Solo: "What the hell are you doing?"
Leia: "Somebody has to save our skins!"
Princess Leia, taking charge of her own rescue[src]
Han Solo: "Oh, you should have seen the look on Zsinj's face – you know he's got little fat red cheeks, and the spittle was dripping out of his mouth, nose hairs twitching! It was great! Do you know he really is a genius? He can curse fluently in sixty languages! Now I have heard obscenities in my time, but this man has a special talent."
Isolder: "Oh yeah. You know he's going to put your head on a silver platter, don't you? And considering Zsinj's reputation, he might even eat it."
Han Solo: "Yeah, well, it keeps life interesting."
Han Solo and Prince Isolder[src]
Han Solo: "Over my dead body."
Greedo: «That's the idea. I've been looking forward to this for a long time.»
Han Solo: "Yes, I'll bet you have."
Han Solo and Greedo, before either one shoots first[src]
Han Solo: "Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money."
Leia: "You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive."
Han Solo and Princess Leia[src]
C-3PO: "Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable."
Han Solo: "Not entirely stable? Well, I'm glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive!"
Han Solo and C-3PO[src]
C-3PO: "Wonderful! We are now a part of the tribe."
Han: "Just what I always wanted."
C-3PO and Han Solo, after Ewok ceremony in Bright Tree Village[src]
Messenger droid: "General Solo, please confirm identification. Voice match will be sufficient."
Han Solo: "Aww, I'm on vacation! I don't want to bother with any diplomatic mess right now!"
Messenger droid: "Voice match confirmed. Thank you."
Han Solo, arguing with a messenger droid[src]
"Holy Beek-monkeys!! That was close!!"
Han Solo dodges a blast from the Behemoth from the World Below[src]
"Luke? Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody." [Chewbacca barks reply] "A – a Jedi Knight? I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur."
Han Solo, blind and in prison[src]
Han: "Ride's too smooth."
Wedge: "Are you out of your mind? The ride's too smooth?"
Han: "Right. There should be some vibration, some dangerous-looking heat warnings to indicate that you're punching through the atmosphere. These Shrieks, they don't offer the atmosphere any respect."
Wedge: "What you're saying is, unless a transport is leaving a thin stream of pieces behind, like a trail of bread crumbs, during atmospheric entry, it doesn't match up to the Millennium Falcon standard."
Han: "Well... right."
Han Solo and Wedge Antilles[src]
Han: "But mostly I'm looking forward to playing pirate again."
Leia: "All you had to do was ask. I'm always happy to clap you in leg irons, flyboy."
Jaina: "Okaaaay. We really don't need to hear more—at least I don't."
Leia, Han and Jaina Solo[src]
"Hurry up, Goldenrod, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!"
Han Solo, to C-3PO, during the escape from Echo Base[src]
Han: "I'd rather kiss a Hutt."
Leia: "No, you wouldn't. Take it from me."
Han and Leia Solo[src]
C-3PO: "Captain Solo, have you forgotten that our shields—"
Han: "No. And don't tell me the odds, either."
C-3PO: "There really wouldn't be a point. Without functional shields, our chances of reaching the asteroid's surface are too small to calculate."
C-3PO and Han Solo[src]
C-3PO: "Sir, sir! Might I suggest—"
Han: "Shut him up or shut him down!"
C-3PO and Han Solo[src]
"Daala, you are such a pain."
Han Solo, to Natasi Daala[src]
"Fett does what works for Fett. The rest of us can suck entropy."
Han Solo, about Boba Fett[src]
Luke: "Quietly. There might be more of them out there."
Han Solo: "Hey. It's me."
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, engaging in stealth on Endor[src]
Leia: "Even if we use false names, if a Corellian YT-Thirteen-Hundred freighter lands with a dashing, vainglorious man at the controls, it doesn't matter what name he uses, people are going to think Han Solo."
Han: "Vainglorious?"
Leia: "Vainglorious. Vain plus glorious. Go ahead, deny it."
Han: "Well... I can't, really."
Leia Organa Solo and Han Solo, traveling to Aphran IV in disguise[src]
Han: "Y'Know, an old gambler I knew had a saying — if you think the other guy might have a blaster hidden under the table... bring two blasters."
Chewie: "Wrrarrrr."
Han: "Or rip his arms off before he has a chance to sit down. Yeah, good point, Chewie."
Han Solo and Chewbacca, on dealing with traps[src]
Leia: "I invited him. Just now. Otherwise, he would have gone off to the Temple, been alone in whatever tiny chamber they gave him, been eating bland Jedi cafeteria food, all alone—"
Han: "While rain poured on his head wherever he moved and sad synthesized music filled the hallways."
Leia Organa Solo and Han Solo, discussing Zekk's invitation to the family dinner party[src]
Security officer: "Han Solo, Leia Organa Solo, you are charged with falsification of identification, smuggling, entering Aphran space on false pretenses, and crimes against the state."
Han Solo: "Is that all? That's only a couple of hours' worth of crimes."
Aphran security, arresting Han Solo and Leia Organa Solo[src]
Han Solo: "Chewie, give me the gun. Don't move, Lando."
Lando: "No, wait, I thought you were blind!"
Han Solo: "It's all right. I can see a lot better."
Han Solo, trying to blast the Sarlacc holding Lando Calrissian[src]
Lando: "You two have got your birth certificates with you, don't you?"
Han: "Are you kidding? Mine's at my sky house back on Bespin."
Leia: "And my birth certificate was destroyed when the Empire blew up Alderaan."
Han Solo and Leia, encountering problems getting married[src]
"That medal I got at Yavin? It's in the Falcon somewhere....I think. We probably melted it down to patch together some circuitry."
Han Solo[src]
Leia: "How do you teach a man not to be a noble, long-suffering, self-sacrificing idiot?"
Han: "I don't know, sweetie. Mostly I shoot them."
Leia Organa Solo and Han Solo, on Jagged Fel[src]
"Yeah, well, if he's such a great Jedi, how come I have to keep rescuing him?"
Han Solo, about Luke Skywalker[src]
Boba Fett: "Everything dies."
Han Solo: "Yeah. Eventually. But it doesn't have to be today, not for either of us."
Boba Fett: "I do not know. Trust is hard, among enemies. Perhaps we should return to the battle; perhaps, Han Solo, we should let fly, and once more let fate decide who will survive, as we did when we were young."
Boba Fett and Han Solo, resolving a standoff[src]
"If Lando dies — I'll destroy your planet!"
Han Solo, threatening Godoans on Marvel comic cover[src]
Luke: "What a piece of junk!"
Han Solo: "She'll make point-five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself."
Luke Skywalker, upon first seeing Han Solo's Millennium Falcon[src]
Leia: "Looks like you managed to cut off our only escape route."
Han Solo: "Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, Your Highness."
Princess Leia, unimpressed with Han Solo's rescue plan[src]
Han: "Look at the size of it! It's way too big to be a… a space… station. Oh boy."
Luke: "Ben, you're right. I have a very bad feeling about this."
Han: "So you get those too?"
Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, approaching the first Death Star[src]
Leia: "Would it help if I got out and pushed?"
Han Solo: "It might."
Leia Organa and Han Solo, trying to start the Millennium Falcon[src]
Han Solo: "Welcome aboard Mon Remonda. Let's get the rest of your pilots in... so I can get out of this torture suit."
Wedge: "But, sir, I was just going to say how smart you looked in your uniform. I think we ought to stay here, in uniform, a couple of hours so the holographers can capture the image. You know, for the historians."
Han Solo: "Wedge, I think I'm going to have you killed."
Wedge: "Yes, sir. I trust you'll wear your dress uniform for an event like that."
Han Solo and Wedge Antilles[src]
Mudlath: "Now, you should admit it: you are here engaged in some military action against the Yuuzhan Vong, knowing full well that any action you take could embroil the people of this peaceful world in your destructive war."
Han Solo: "Isn't destructive war kind of redundant? Until I see a constructive war, or even a giggly war, I have to think so."
Captain Mudlath, attempting to interrogate Han Solo[src]
Han Solo: "Hey Lando, you did it, right? You kept your word?"
Lando: "What?"
Han Solo: "Not a scratch, you said. You'd bring back the Falcon without a scratch on it."
Lando: "Well…nothing that's left on her is scratched. All the scratched parts got knocked off on the way."
Han Solo: "Knocked off?"
Han Solo and Lando Calrissian, after the Battle of Endor[src]
Han: "I know you, Lando. Surely you have some Corellian whiskey around this dump."
Lando: "Only the best, Han, though the best isn't as good as it used to be."
Han: "What is?"
Lando: "Besides us? Not much."
Han Solo and Lando Calrissian[src]
C-3PO: "Captain Solo, the Yuuzhan Vong ship is hailing us. They must have a modified villip on board."
Han Solo: "You tell them I'm a little too busy shooting down their ships to answer them."
C-3PO and Han Solo[src]
Han Solo: "’Scuse me, I wanted to tell you that if you ever needed a double to trick the Imperials, I know this guy named Lando who looks exactly like you."
Lando: "What are you babbling about?"
Han Solo: "Well, this fellow Lando's not a general. He's a ladies' man and a card cheat with a terrible reputation."
Han Solo and Lando Calrissian, before the Battle of Endor, after the former learned of Calrissian's promotion[src]
"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home."
Han Solo, clearing the way for Luke Skywalker's attack run on the Death Star[src]
Han: "To think I once had a military career."
Luke: "You had a military career. You made the rank of general, then retired."
Han: "Don't rub it in."
Luke: "Can you do two hundred push-ups?"
Han: "Shut up."
Han Solo and Luke Skywalker[src]
Han: "We were chased off Coruscant by bureaucracy. You were the lesser of two evils."
Lando: "I usually am."
Han Solo and Lando Calrissian, on Kessel[src]
"I love you, man."
Han Solo expresses his feelings for Billal Batross[src]
Luke: "You don't believe in the Force, do you?"
Han: "Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo[src]
Han Solo: "We are clear to hyperspace. This will be the fastest ride you've ever had, Fel."
Soontir Fel: "Oh? I've reviewed the holos of your escape from Hoth."
Han Solo: "Imperial propaganda."
Han Solo and Soontir Fel[src]
"Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her!"
Han Solo, on Princess Leia[src]
Han Solo: "I give up. What's it going to take to bring you over to our side, anyway?"
Karrde: "Oh, I don't know. What did it take to lure you away from the carefree life of an independent trader?"
Han Solo: "Leia."
Karrde: "Exactly. Now, if she had a sister – I don't suppose she does?"
Han Solo: "Not that I know of, though with the Skywalker family you never know."
Han Solo and Talon Karrde[src]
Lando: "Nice landing."
Han: "At least the sensor dish is still there."
Han Solo, reminding Lando Calrissian of the Battle of Endor[src]
"One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner."
Han Solo, while trapped inside the Death Star's garbage compactor with Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa[src]
Han Solo: "Chief Daala is getting ready to call in the Mandos."
Jaden: "Mandalorians? Supercommandos?"
Han Solo: "Come on. Those guys can't even agree on a color for their armor. There isn't anything super about them."
Han Solo and Jaden Korr, on Mandalorian Supercommandos[src]
Han: "You remember how to operate the copilot's board?"
Droma: "Follow orders, and curse when something goes wrong. Which it invariably does."
Han Solo and Droma, on copiloting the Millennium Falcon[src]
Finn: "You. Want. To. Put. The. Blaster. Down."
Han Solo: "You. Want. To. Practice. Your. Jedi. Mind. Trick."
Finn Galfridian and Han Solo[src]
"Sorry about the mess."
Han Solo, tipping Wuher after shooting Greedo[src]
Han Solo: "Who are you?"
Leia: "Someone who loves you."
Princess Leia, rescuing Han Solo from carbonite[src]
Han: "I could arrange for you to receive orders to conquer Coruscant, but your only resources would be twelve drunken Ewoks, four malfunctioning speeders, and forty kilos of beach sand."
Wedge: "That'll take at least two weeks, sir."
Han Solo and Wedge Antilles[src]
"Hey, don't forget your heavy-duty underwear, kid!"
Han Solo gives Luke Skywalker advice about patrolling outside on Hoth[src]
Han: "Did I ever tell you about the time Chewbacca and I were in the treasure vaults of—"
Leia: "Xim the Despot. On Dellalt. I'm saving that little tale for chapter seven of my book."
Han: "Book?"
Leia: "The Crook, the Wook and Me. Volume two of my memoirs."
Han: "Who's a crook?"
Han and Leia Organa Solo[src]
Han Solo: "Look, Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back, and I got a little sidetracked. It's not my fault."
Jabba: «It's too late for that, Solo. You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're bantha fodder.»
Han Solo and Jabba the Hutt[src]
Han: "Where's my daughter?"
Officer: "Your daughter? A man of your age. I'm impressed."
―72-year-old Han Solo and a Human officer, on Amelia[src]
Wedge: "I don't like this notion of dovin basal mines that pursue you."
Han: "Me, either. I'm going to draft a strongly worded letter to the Yuuzhan Vong high commander and insist he stop using them."
Wedge Antilles and Han Solo[src]
Wedge: "You know something? In spite of the way you seem to hate it, you're pretty good at this management stuff."
Han Solo: "Don't ever, ever say that. Someone important might hear you. And then I'd be stuck with it."
Wedge Antilles and Han Solo[src]
Han: "Don't get excited!"
Leia: "Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
Han: "Sorry, sweetheart. Haven't got time for anything else."
Han Solo and Leia Organa, while on the run from Imperial forces[src]
Luke: "All right, well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it?"
Han: "Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you."
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, before the Battle of Yavin[src]
Han: "Stay sharp. There's two more coming in. They're gonna try and cut us off."
Luke: "Well, why don't you outrun 'em? I thought you said this thing was fast!"
Han: "Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home."
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, on the Millennium Falcon[src]
Karrde: "Jealous, Solo?"
Han Solo: "How's that?"
Karrde: "Well, your son is pulling down easily three times what you were ever worth."
Han Solo: "Inflation. In Imperial credits it works out about the same."
Talon Karrde and Han Solo, on the bounty the Yuuzhan Vong put on Jacen Solo[src]
"You think a little thing like death's gonna slow us down?"
Han Solo[src]
Han: "Lando, can you reach the end of the spear?"
Lando: "Not if you poke my eye out! You are still sore at me! Admit it!"
Han: "If I was, I'd be using the pointy end!"
Han Solo, trying to rescue Lando Calrissian during the Battle of the Great Pit of Carkoon[src]
Lando: "Han! What the hell are you doing?"
Han: "Lando? I'm standing in a cave, knucklehead. What the hell are you doing? Why are you even in this system?"
Lando: "Han, that was Hobbie you just clipped! He's going down—again! Cease fire and get the hell out of my battle!"
Han: "That was Hobbie I just what?"
Lando: "Han, if you don't stand down, we'll have to take you down!"
Han: "Oh, no—oh, no no no, you don't understand! That's not us in there—"
Lando: "Great! Rogue Leader—light 'er up!"
Han: "Don't do it! Wedge, don't! Don't you dare shoot down my ship!"
Lando: "Don't you mean my ship? Should have known it wasn't you—flies like a bantha in a tar pit—you fly more like a constipated nerf with a broken leg—"
Han: "Lando, I'm serious—put one scratch on the Falcon and I'll—"
Lando: "Never find it under all the dents."
Lando Calrissian and Han Solo, as Aeona Cantor interrupts Calrissian's operations during the Battle of Mindor after stealing the Millennium Falcon[src]
Han: "Have you ever given a straight answer in your life?"
Dracmus: "What, exactly, are you meaning by straight answer?"
Han Solo and Dracmus[src]
Han: "You look a lot like… Sarita Consta, the holodrama star."
Yliri: "My older sister. I used to do stunt work for her. When she switched to comedy, working for her became just too boring."
Leia: "I felt the same way when Han switched to comedy."
Han and Leia Solo meet Yliri Consta[src]
"Oh no, not another superweapon!"
Han Solo, learning about the Darksaber[src]
Han: "You repair droids?"
Owner: "We do. We have cleverly concealed that information on the sign outside, the blinking apparatus that reads NINGAL'S DROID REPAIR."
Han Solo, in disguise, and the owner of Ningal's Droid Repair[src]
"Jabba, you're a wonderful human being."
Han Solo, to Jabba the Hutt[src]
Irenez: "I think I'm insulted. That has to be the oldest trick on the list."
Han Solo: "I didn't have time to come up with any new ones."
Han Solo, captured by Irenez on New Cov[src]
Leia: "I thought you knew this person."
Han: "Well, that was a long time ago. I'm sure he's forgotten about that."
Leia Organa and Han Solo, on Lando Calrissian[src]
Han: "So there are two reasons to play sabacc, Leia. For fun, or to make money. If your main goal is to have fun, losing a little money isn't too bad. If you're out to make money, and you do, not having fun isn't much of a hardship."
Leia: "I worry whenever anything that sounds even vaguely like philosophy comes out of your mouth."
Han Solo and Leia Organa Solo[src]
Han Solo: "What did he say?"
C-3PO: "I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."
Han Solo and C-3PO, in the Ewok village[src]
Leia: "We're sunk."
Han: "I don't think so. Six, seven, eight of them. The more, the better."
Leia: "The more, the better?"
Han: "Yeah, when we get enough of them in here, we can't possibly lose."
Leia: "Now I know why you never want to be told the odds. Because you don't know what they mean!"
Leia and Han encounter some enemies[src]
"Tell the stormtroopers you're recharging your framistats or somethin'. Be bold... be creative! You know... lie!"
Han Solo, telling C-3PO to stall stormtroopers[src]
Han: "Why haven't I ever gotten one of these myself?"
Leia: "Because it would be like letting children play with thermal detonators."
Han: "I like it. I have a flamethrower."
Han Solo and Leia Organa Solo, while fending off a Nightsister attack[src]
Dorvan: "We realize that you don't care for the public at large to know that you have ethics and would in fact try to fulfill your duty to the Galactic Alliance here. So the exact terms of this deal won't be revealed. Just an announcement that former Chief of State, Jedi Leia Solo, and Alliance hero and scoundrel Han Solo are making an effort to resolve the disputes between the government and the Jedi."
Han: "Did he say scoundrel?"
Leia: "He did."
Han: "It's gotta be wildly popular scoundrel or it's no deal."
Daala: "So recorded, so noted."
Wynn Dorvan, Han Solo, Leia Organa Solo, and Natasi Daala discussing a potential deal[src]
Han: "New message?"
Leia: "From Ben."
Han: "Another letter filled with teenage talk, I assume. Girls, speeders, allowance woes—"
Leia: "Sith."
Han: "And Sith, of course."
Han and Leia Solo, after receiving a message from their nephew, Ben Skywalker[src]
"Of course I can find the ship from here—Corellians can't get lost. Tocneppil doesn't count; he wasn't a Corellian. Besides, I was drunk."
Han Solo, to Chewbacca[src]
Han: "Look, just relax, Droma, and stop your whining. Leia knows what she's doing."
Droma: "She married you, didn't she? That's not what I'd call a particularly good track record."
Han Solo and Droma[src]
Han Solo: "Easier to ask forgiveness than permission, huh kid? You're getting more and more like me all the time. You might even start to look as good as me one of these days."
Luke: "No thanks, I don't want to look like a grumpy, thickheaded, craggy-faced old man."
Han Solo: "Who's craggy-faced?"
Han Solo and Luke Skywalker[src]
"What the Empire would have done was build a super-colossal Yuuzhan Vong–killing battle machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destructor or the Nostril of Palpatine or something equally grandiose. They would have spent billions of credits, employed thousands of contractors and subcontractors, and equipped it with the latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened? It wouldn't have worked. They'd forget to bolt down a metal plate over an access hatch leading to the main reactors, or some other mistake, and a hotshot enemy pilot would drop a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now that's what the Empire would have done."
Han Solo, to Vana Dorja, on the topic of what the Empire would have done concerning the Yuuzhan Vong invasion[src]
Han: "What's going on down here?"
Zahara: "I'm Dr. Cody, chief medical officer. There's been—"
Han: "So you didn't bring us dinner?"
Zahara Cody finds and frees inmates Han Solo and Chewbacca, two of six survivors on the Purge[src]
Leia: "Han, we need you."
Han Solo: "We need?"
Leia: "Yes."
Han Solo: "Well, what about you need?"
Leia: "I need? I don't know what you're talking about."
Han Solo: "You probably don't."
Princess Leia and Han Solo[src]
Han: "C'mon, Luke—nobody ends up living their lives the way they expect."
Luke: "No? I can think of this one guy—got his own ship, resigned his commission, got the military off his back, pretty much does whatever he wants to do, mostly just flying around the galaxy with his copilot rescuing princesses and such, accountable to no one but himself—"
Han: "Accountable to no one? Are you kidding me? Luke, have you ever met your sister? Luke Skywalker of Tatooine, let me introduce Princess Leia Organa of whouf—!"
Leia: "Of the Extremely Sharp Elbow."
Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Leia Organa[src]
"I feel so…dirty. Maybe next time you could buy me dinner or something?"
Han Solo, after being given an intense frisking by Oric Harfard[src]
Han Solo: "Stay down!"
C-3PO: "Very well. May I inquire why?"
Han Solo: "No."
Han Solo and C-3PO[src]
Mako: "Solo! Chewbacca! You're out of your minds comin' here! Every bounty hunter in the galaxy is lookin' for the Millennium Falcon! The Hutts have quadrupled the askin' price—dead or alive."
Han: "It's nice to feel wanted."
Mako Spince and Han Solo, after the latter's arrival on Nar Shaddaa[src]
Mon Mothma: "Luke is probably the last fully realized Jedi, General Solo. If he is lost…it may be over for the Rebel Alliance…and the galaxy."
Han Solo: "Yeah, well, if he's such a great Jedi, how come I have to keep rescuing him?"
Mon Mothma and Han Solo, planning to rescue Luke Skywalker from the Emperor[src]
Han: "What the blazes? They're firing at us!"
Leia: "That's what Mandalorians do, dear."
Han and Leia Organa Solo, during a skirmish at the Krabbis Inn[src]
Wedge: "You need to consider working as a team player."
Han Solo: "I'm a team player. As long as the rest of the team stays behind me."
Wedge Antilles and Han Solo[src]
Na'al: "And how do you feel about being considered a hero?"
Han: "Well, it's not like I'm not used to fame, you know. I made the Kessel Run in less than 12... you've heard?"
Voren Na'al, interviewing Han Solo[src]
Lando: "Efforts to transplant colonies of the energy spiders that produce the stuff haven't been very successful."
Han: "You're trying to get them to survive on other planets?"
Lando: "Yes, but they just stop feeding and die—"
Han: "Good!"
Lando Calrissian and Han Solo, on Calrissian's efforts to expand glitterstim production[src]
Han: "Nobody move. This is a holdup."
Leia: "Han."
Han: "Oh, right, my mistake. Nobody move, this is a coup."
Han and Leia Organa Solo during the coup on Natasi Daala[src]
Leia: "We may have some new trouble."
Han: "Can I shoot it?"
Han and Leia Organa Solo[src]
Han: "Looks like Tatooine."
Leia: "You sound cheerful about that."
Han: "I have good memories out of Tatooine. Met a nice guy there. Got a wife out the deal a few years later. Maybe there's another wife waiting for me there."
Leia: "Be careful what you wish for." [Allana chuckles]
Han: "What's funny, kiddo?"
Allana: "You. You don't want two wives."
Han: "Why not?"
Allana: "'Cause I don't need two grandmas, and you don't need two ladies telling you what to do."
Han: "…Yes, she's definitely inherited that Organa mouth."
Han, Leia, and Allana Solo, enjoying a moment of quality family time[src]
"That's for shooting at my wife and kids…and this is for ruining my vacation!"
Han Solo, during the battle of New Alderaan[src]
"Take me to your leader. We come in peace."
Han Solo[src]
"Daala sees defiance, Daala crushes defiance. It's the same strategy she learned sitting on Tarkin's lap."
Han Solo, on Natasi Daala[src]
Han Solo: "All right, last chance. Open that door or I shave you, dip you in gold paint, and sell you to Jawas for spare parts."
Bothan: "I'm not a droid."
Han Solo: "I'll sell you to especially stupid Jawas."
Bothan: "Forgive me, General. But I won't help you, and you won't sell me. You're a hero of the Alliance."
Han Solo: "Leia, I swear, I hate having a good reputation. I hate it."
Han Solo and Natasi Daala's Bothan aide during Plan Delta[src]
"Tell you what, kiddo. When I'm too old to do anything but brag and flirt, I'll give you the Falcon, and you can fly around and hide from duty."
Han Solo, to Allana Solo[src]
Ackbar: "General Solo, I think you should come, too."
Han Solo: "What is this, divide and conquer?"
Ackbar: "Please. This involves you as well."
Han Solo: "Let me find my pants. Leia, tell me again why we gave the fishhead a key to the front door."
Gial Ackbar and Han Solo[src]
Han: "Y'know, an old gambler I knew had a saying—if you think the other guy might have a blaster hidden under the table—bring two blasters."
Chewie: "WRRARRRR."
Han: "Or rip his arms off before he has a chance to sit down. Yeah, good point, Chewie."
Han Solo and Chewbacca[src]
"Kenth Hamner? Was he chosen because he's the dullest Jedi ever? He says two sentences and it puts Kowakian monkey-lizards to sleep."
Han Solo, on Kenth Hamner[src]
Solo: "Got that, Fuzzy? I just shot a bunch of troopers in the back. Would a hero of the Alliance do that?"
Bothan: "I bet you used stun bolts."
Han Solo and Natasi Daala's Bothan aide, during Plan Delta[src]
Han: "Why can we never just sit down and have a decent meal anywhere in the galaxy?"
Leia: "Maybe you should tip better."
Han and Leia Organa Solo, escaping yet another blasterfire-filled restaurant[src]
Leia: "We're in this together, nerf herder. This won't be like the time you left me to deal with that unwashed vent crawler she brought home."
Han Solo: "Honey, that was Zekk."
Leia: "I know who it was."
Leia Organa Solo and Han Solo, regarding their daughter and her boyfriends[src]
Leia: "Traveling with you three is like being on a ship full of children."
Han: "Aw, come on. You know you love us."
Leia: "I know. I still can't understand why."
Leia Organa expressing exasperation over the hijinks of Han Solo, Lando Calrissian and Luke Skywalker[src]
Jagged: "I hereby agree to take custody of you, Tahiri Veila. You will obey my orders to the letter, and not go haring off as if your last name were Solo."
Han and Jaina: "Hey."
Jagged Fel, Han Solo, and Jaina Solo[src]
Jag: "I don't think I've ever seen a safe house with such a well-stocked liquor cabinet."
Han: "There are some things you just don't skimp on. For me, that means good alcohol, and good blasters."
Jaina: "Which go together so well."
Jagged Fel, Han Solo, and Jaina Solo[src]
"Well, short help's better than no help at all, Chewie."
Han Solo, accepting the aid of the Ewoks on Endor[src]
"Here's where the fun begins."
Han Solo, evading Imperial pursuers[src]
Leia: "I love you."
Han Solo: "I know."
Leia Organa and Han Solo, as Han is lowered into carbonite[src]
Han Solo: "You know, you thought I was pretty handy to have around before the kids showed up. Now you don't need me anymore, huh? Just go ahead and toss me aside."
Leia: "Of course I need you. As long as most of the droids are out on defense duty and there are two babies who have to be changed, you'll always have a place here."
Han Solo and Leia Organa Solo, after the birth of the twins[src]
Leia: "There wasn't anything to it, Han. On our first orbit around Endor we passed through the spot where the Death Star blew up. For a few seconds I could feel something like the Emperor's presence around me. That's all."
Han Solo: "Oh, that's all. A dead Emperor tries to make a grab for you, and you don't think it's worth mentioning?"
Leia Organa Solo and Han Solo, discussing the Force nexus orbiting Endor[src]
Han: "So everybody's scheduled for an evacuation ship?"
Luke: "Yeah."
Han: "The command center people, too?"
Luke: "Yeah, her too, Han."
Han: "Her, who?"
Luke: "Take a guess. I'm sure Chewie will nudge you when you get it right."
Han: "Why do I get the sudden urge to put you back in the medical center?"
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo[src]
Karrde: "You know I'm always at your service."
Han Solo: "That's good. Because I've got another problem I'd like you to tackle."
Karrde: "Certainly. Cash or account?"
Talon Karrde and Han Solo[src]
"Slippery little fuzzball, isn't he?"
Han Solo, about Borsk Fey'lya[src]
Rik Duel: "Han, you got yourself some pretty impressive allies, the day you joined the Rebellion."
Han Solo: "Joined? What joined? Who joined? What kind of a pirate do you think I am?"
Rik Duel and Han Solo[src]
Han: "Listen, fur face…if you’d let me cut off some of that rug you’re wearing, we could make ourselves a rope…and get out of here a lot quicker!"
Chewbacca: "NHARRUMM!"
Han Solo and Chewbacca, escaping from a prison cell in the Emperor's Citadel on Byss[src]
Leia: "You mentioned you were with a contact when you saw this Grand Admiral, but you didn't give us the contact's name."
Han: "That's right, I didn't. And I'm not going to. Not now, anyway."
Leia: "Mon Mothma's going to want to know, eventually."
Han: "And I'm going to tell her, eventually. Until then, it's going to be our little secret."
Leia: "As in 'leverage'?"
Han: "You never can tell."
Leia Organa Solo and Han Solo, embroiled in political intrigue in the New Republic[src]
Han: "How are we doing?"
Leia: "We'll make it. But don't slow down."
Han: "What if our hull starts to melt?"
Leia: "Find rain."
Han Solo and Leia Organa Solo, making a fast landing on Coruscant[src]
Han: "Come on, come on, you guys! Let's have an organized retreat here."
C-3PO: "Fine, you organize while I retreat."
Han Solo and C-3PO[src]
Han: "I guess you couldn't talk her out of it?"
Leia: "Han!"
Han: "You know I'm only sore because he used to be the Emperor, right?"
Jaina: "He was a Head of State, Dad, not the Emperor. And he's over that."
Han: "He better be. I won't have any daughter of mine raising little Imperials."
Han Solo, Leia Organa Solo, and Jaina Solo, before Jaina and Jagged Fel's wedding[src]
Grave: "We're not here to fix the galaxy, Solo. We're just soldiers."
Brightwater: "Not even sure we're that anymore."
Han Solo: "I'm not here to fix the galaxy, either. I just want to fix a corner of it here and there. Rescuing our friend is one of those corners."
Han Solo, dealing with two members of the Hand of Judgment group of stormtrooper deserters[src]
"Rest in peace, Greedo. I can shoot just as well under a table as across one."
Han Solo, shortly after killing Greedo[src]
"What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it?"
Han Solo[src]
Zel: "Captain Solo? I'm waiting. Are you going to explain yourself?"
Han Solo: "I never explain myself. It's a bad habit."
Taryn Zel and Han Solo[src]
Han: "But as long as we're discussing hostility, you can knock off that 'consort of the Lady Vader' stuff. Call me Han, or Solo. Or Captain. Or practically anything else."
Luke: "Han clan Solo, maybe."
Ekhrikhor: "That is good. We beg your forgiveness, Han clan Solo."
Luke: "I think you've been adopted."
Han: "Yeah. Thanks. A Lot."
Han Solo, Luke Skywalker and Ekhrikhor[src]
Han Solo: "Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."
C-3PO: "But, sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid."
Han Solo: "That's because droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to that."
C-3PO: "...I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: let the Wookiee win."
Han Solo, to C-3PO[src]
"Swoop jockeys have the brains of a blister gnat—and about the same life expectancy."
Han Solo, to Anakin Solo[src]
Zel: "Not my fault, Solo. You're the one who said retract the struts first."
Han: "You hear me complaining?"
Zel: "As a matter of fact, yes. What is a three-fingered shenbit wrangler, anyway?"
Han: "Seven fingers too slow."
Taryn Zel and Han Solo, taking damage during the evacuation of Ossus[src]
"He was a headshot waiting to happen."
Han Solo, describing the late Dur Gejjen[src]
Lando: "What have you done to my ship?"
Han: "Your ship?"
Han Solo and Lando Calrissian[src]
Han: "Him? You sure it's him?"
Glymphid: "The human traveling with the Millennium Falcon, pale hair, low intelligence—"
Luke: "Hey!"
Glymphid: "—answers to the name of Luke."
Han: "That's you all right, kid."
A Glymphid and Han Solo, about Luke Skywalker[src]
Luke: "How bad is it, Han?"
Han Solo: "On a scale of one to the Death Star? It's about... heck, kid, just elope."
Luke: "That bad? Keep the drinks coming, please."
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, agonizing before Luke's wedding[src]
"Get in there! Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! Get in there and don't worry about it!"
Han Solo, kicking Chewbacca into a garbage compactor[src]
C-3PO: "Excuse me, sir. Might I inquire what's going on?"
Han Solo: "Why not?" [walks away]
C-3PO: "Impossible man."
C-3PO and Han Solo, getting along swimmingly[src]
Han Solo: "I call it luck."
Obi-Wan: "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck."
Han Solo and Obi-Wan Kenobi[src]
Han Solo: "I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon."
Bargthron: "Bargthron, Second Local Tof Honcho."
Han Solo: "Pleased to meet you."
Bargthron: "This guy ain't a Tof. And he ain't pink. Waste him, an' all the others like him."
Han Solo: "Or maybe I'm not so pleased."
Han Solo and Bargthron of the Tofs[src]
"Sorry to interrupt dinner just as it was getting interesting, but I'm afraid we've got to blow some bad guys into small pieces."
Han Solo[src]
Han Solo: "It's only a few guards. This shouldn't be too much trouble."
Leia: "Well, it only takes one to sound the alarm."
Han Solo: "Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
Han Solo and Leia Organa, infiltrating the shield generator on Endor[src]
Han: "Lando, I'm serious—you put one scratch on the Falcon and I'll—"
Lando: "Never find it under all the dents."
Han Solo and Lando Calrissian[src]
Han: "He's playing you, pal. Don't you get it, Luke? This guy's Yoda!"
Luke: "What? I… How can you know —"
Han: "Takes a con man to know one."
Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, meeting Yoda on Dagobah[src]
C-3PO: "Surrender is a perfectly acceptable alternative in extreme circumstances. The Empire may be gracious enough to—" [Leia switches him off]
Han: "Thank you."
C-3PO, urging Han Solo and Leia Organa to surrender in the Hoth asteroid field[src]
Bollux: "I can only hope there'll be no repercussions, Captain."
Han Solo: "What for?"
Bollux: "For destabilizing a planetary government to get even for having your ship shot up, sir."
Han Solo: "Serves them right for cheating!"
Bollux and Han Solo, after a deal gone wrong on Brigia[src]
Han: "Well, see, it happened this way: I won a planet in a card game and really wanted to see it badly. Meanwhile, the woman I love was planning to run off with another man, so I convinced her to take a short trip with me. Only when we got here, I found the skies full of warships that shot me down—because no one bothered to warn me that the planet was interdicted—and after we crashed, a bunch of witches decided to start a war over who gets the wreckage of my ship. So I'll tell you, Luke, I've had a really bad week so far. Now, to top it all off, I suppose you're going to lecture me, or arrest me, or beat me up. So tell me, how is your week going?"
Luke: "About the same."
Han Solo vents to Luke Skywalker about his bad week[src]
C-3PO: "And what should we do if we are discovered here?"
Luke: "Lock the door."
Han Solo: "And hope they don't have blasters."
C-3PO, Luke Skywalker, and Han Solo[src]
"You all saw it. He shot first."
Han Solo, to the patrons of Reggilio’s Cantina, shortly after killing Falsta[src]
Leia: "Han! This is Finn. He is a friend of your children."
Han: "I see. Finn, are you particularly friendly with my daughter?"
Finn: "Um..."
Leia: "Don't worry, Finn. He's not going to shoot you."
Han: "Don't be too sure, kid. You haven't answered my question yet."
Han Solo questions Finn Galfridian about his intentions[src]
"Commodore, eh? Does that come with a hat?"
Han Solo receives a field promotion[src]
Han Solo: «How does all go?»
Salculd: «All is well, Honored Solo. At least until the next subsystem flips out.»
Han Solo: [muttering] "Wonderful." [out loud] «Everything be well, Honored Dracmus?»
Dracmus: «Fine, fine, all is fine, until we crash and die.»
Han Solo, Dracmus, and Salculd, aboard a heavily damaged coneship over Selonia[src]
Han Solo: "Well, Your Highness, guess this is it."
Leia: "That's right."
Han Solo: "Well, don't get all mushy on me. So long, Princess."
Han Solo, messing up a moment with Princess Leia[src]
Allana: "You're the one who's always saying you can't let other people tell you what to do."
Han Solo: "We're not other people. We're supposed to tell you what to do. That's our job."
Allana Solo and Han Solo[src]
Han Solo: "Threepio, get in here! What is that?"
C-3PO: "Oh, my. I believe that what we're looking at is a kind of boat creature. The Yuuzhan Vong term for it is vangaak, which derives from the verb 'to submerge.' Although in this case the verb has been modified to suggest—"
Han Solo: "Skip the language lesson and just tell me how to kill it!"
C-3PO: "Well, I would suggest targeting the flat dome, clearly visible on its dorsal surface."
Han Solo: "A head shot."
C-3PO: "Precisely. A head shot."
Han Solo and C-3PO, encountering Yuuzhan Vong on Selvaris[src]
Han Solo: "How are we doin'?"
Luke: "Same as always."
Han Solo: "That bad, huh?"
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, about to be executed by Jabba the Hutt[src]
Han Solo: "Was she already called the Millennium Falcon when you flew her?"
Fargil: "Gone to Pieces. That was her original name."
Han Solo: "Are you saying..."
Fargil: "I renamed her. Fast as a bat-falcon, resilient enough to last a millennium."
Han Solo learns from Quip Fargil how the Millennium Falcon got its name[src]
Han Solo: "Hey, I'm wearing the same pants I've worn for thirty years."
Leia: "He's not kidding about that."
Han Solo and Leia Organa Solo[src]
Han Solo: "This is not gonna work."
Luke: "Why didn't you say so before?"
Han Solo: "I did say so before."
Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, sneaking around the Death Star in stormtrooper disguises[src]
Perla: "Why, oh why, do I always go for pilots?"
Han Solo: "Because we always keep you guessing. Hold on."
Han Solo explains his charm to Perla while attempting to avoid Slave I, Hound's Tooth and an Imperial Golan space defense platform[src]
"That's not what the Empire would have done, Commander. What the Empire would have done was build a super-colossal Yuuzhan Vong-killing battle machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destructor or the Nostril of Palpatine or something equally grandiose. They would have spent billions of credits, employed thousands of contractors and subcontractors, and equipped it with the latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened? It wouldn't have worked. They'd forget to bolt down a metal plate over an access hatch leading to the main reactors, or some other mistake, and a hotshot enemy pilot would drop a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now that's what the Empire would have done."
Han Solo, to Vana Dorja[src]
Zerba: "Is that what this is about? All you need is my lightsaber?"
Han Solo: "No, we need you, too. Besides, if I wanted a real lightsaber, I know another guy who's got one."
Zerba: "What do you mean, a real lightsaber? Mine cuts as well as anything else you can find out there."
Han Solo: "I mean a lightsaber with a blade longer than this. Yours is more like a lightdagger. Or a light-breadknife."
Han Solo, recruiting Zerba Cher'dak for a scheme[src]
Leia: "You did that deliberately, didn't you?"
Han Solo: "Well, sure. Why just disable a ship when you can disable it and send up a distress signal at the same time? You know, sometimes I still amaze myself."
Han Solo displays his modesty[src]
Leia: "How romantic—we're both wanted by the Hutts."
Han: "Yeah, husband and wife—marked for death."
Leia and Han Solo run into some bounty hunters on Nar Shaddaa[src]
"Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I'd outrun 'em." [silence] "Don't everybody thank me at once."
Han Solo, escaping Imperial pursuers while fleeing Tatooine[src]
Roa: "You told me you were out of the business, running a collection agency. Han Solo Associated, wasn't it? The next thing I hear, you've won the Battle of Yavin single-handed."
Han: "Not true. I had help."
Roa: "Let's see, then I heard that you'd had yourself encased in carbonite — for posterity, I assumed at the time."
Han: "Actually, I was thinking of marketing molds of myself."
Roa and Han Solo, reuniting on Coruscant[src]
Droma: "The song reminds you of something."
Han Solo: "Good old days."
Droma: "How old?"
Han Solo: "Old enough to be good."
Han Solo and Droma[src]
Han: "If I were you, I'd start rethinking my loyalties."
Reck: "Loyalties? What's loyalty worth on the open market?" [laughs] "Guys like you break me up, Han. Profiteers without the guts to change sides suddenly calling themselves patriots. I know who's coming out on top in this one, and I'll do whatever I have to, to live happily ever after."
Han: "You're talking treason, Reck."
Reck: "I speak it fluently, friend."
Han Solo and Reck Desh[src]

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