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Whoever nommed this quote, sign it, please. I fixed your sourcing and formatting. --[[User:Darth Praxus- Stover Lover|<span style="color:#DB6600">'''Darth Praxus'''</span>]] [[File:SithEmblemTOR.PNG|17px]] <sup>([[User talk:Darth Praxus- Stover Lover|<span style="color:#DB6600">'''Did somebody order a miracle?'''</span>]])</sup> 19:26, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
 
Whoever nommed this quote, sign it, please. I fixed your sourcing and formatting. --[[User:Darth Praxus- Stover Lover|<span style="color:#DB6600">'''Darth Praxus'''</span>]] [[File:SithEmblemTOR.PNG|17px]] <sup>([[User talk:Darth Praxus- Stover Lover|<span style="color:#DB6600">'''Did somebody order a miracle?'''</span>]])</sup> 19:26, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
   
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{{Dialogue|Narrator|Ewan McGregor finds out that General Grievous is hiding on Utapau. He jumps on a ridiculously loud and annoying iguana. The iguana's sounds are ear-piercing and awful, making the audience miserable during any scene containing it. Ewan rides it up to General Grievous and challenges him.|Ewan|I will attempt to destroy you now, without waiting for my support troops to arrive.|Grievous|Are you serious? You’ve lost literally every single duel you’ve been a part of except for the one with Darth Maul. Hayden constantly mentions how many times he has saved you. What have you done in the entire prequel trilogy so far to prove that you’re actually a decent fighter?|Ewan|Hey, I...sort of beat Jango Fett. So, what’s with the coughing? Do droids get colds or something?|Grievous|Oh no, see, I’m a cyborg, not a droid. Check it out, I have an actual beating heart.|Narrator|Ewan shoots it and Grievous' head explodes in a ball of fire.|Ewan|That made sense.|attr=[[Ewan McGregor]] shoots ''[[Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith|Episode III]]''|url=yes|src=http://geekson.com/audio/Star_Wars_Ep_3.mp3}}
 
{{Dialogue|Narrator|Ewan McGregor finds out that General Grievous is hiding on Utapau. He jumps on a ridiculously loud and annoying iguana. The iguana's sounds are ear-piercing and awful, making the audience miserable during any scene containing it. Ewan rides it up to General Grievous and challenges him.|Ewan|I will attempt to destroy you now, without waiting for my support troops to arrive.|Grievous|Are you serious? You’ve lost literally every single duel you’ve been a part of except for the one with Darth Maul. Hayden constantly mentions how many times he has saved you. What have you done in the entire prequel trilogy so far to prove that you’re actually a decent fighter?|Ewan|Hey, I...sort of beat Jango Fett. So, what’s with the coughing? Do droids get colds or something?|Grievous|Oh no, see, I’m a cyborg, not a droid. Check it out, I have an actual beating heart.|Narrator|Ewan shoots it and Grievous' head explodes in a ball of fire.|Ewan|That made sense.|attr=[[Ewan McGregor]] shoots ''[[Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith|Episode III]]''|url=yes|src=http://geekson.com/audio/Star_Wars_Ep_3.mp3}}
   
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#Eh, not too funny. [[User:Dark Lord Trayus|<span style="font-weight: bold; color:black">'''Darth Trayus'''</span>]]<sup>([[User talk:Dark Lord Trayus|<span style="color:purple">'''Trayus Academy'''</span>]])</sup> 05:30, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
#Eh, not too funny. [[User:Dark Lord Trayus|<span style="font-weight: bold; color:black">'''Darth Trayus'''</span>]]<sup>([[User talk:Dark Lord Trayus|<span style="color:purple">'''Trayus Academy'''</span>]])</sup> 05:30, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
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References in other media

Star Wars The Third Gathers: The Backstroke of the West (+0)

"I wait for every moment for this already a long time, my small manikin [sic]..."
Palpatine speaks to Yoda in an infamous bootleg of Episode III[src]

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  1. DO NOT WANT!!!!!!! --Darth Praxus 17px (Did somebody order a miracle?) 18:53, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

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  1. I don't get why anyone would consider anything from this abomination QOTD-worthy. This particular example is one of the worst I've seen on this page (so don't accuse me of voting against the source). Master Jonathan New Jedi Order (Jedi Council Chambers) 02:43, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

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Family Guy: It's a Trap! (+1)

Rancor: "Limbaugh rule number one: no tax-dodging Jedis in my pit!"
Luke: "Religion is tax exempt! Jedi is a religion!"
―Chris Griffin (as Luke Skywalker) and Rush Limbaugh (as the Rancor)[src]

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  1. TIEPilot051999 02:31, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

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Chad Vader (+3)

"Luke... what we have here is a failure to communicate. Icebergs do not concern me, Admiral. I have altered the commandments. Pray I don't alter them any further. The power to hunt a shark is insignificant next to the power of a bigger boat. What is thy bidding, Doctor Zhivago? The Force is strong with you, Smokey, but you haven't gotten the Bandit yet. Captain Solo, how did you get out of the carbonite? Put down that whip!"
Chad Vader, performing scenes from Cool Hand Luke, Titanic, The Ten Commandments, Jaws, Doctor Zhivago, Smokey and the Bandit, and finally Raiders of the Lost Ark[src]

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  1. Enochf 22:48, December 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. We need a Chad QOTD. --Darth Praxus 17px (Did somebody order a miracle?) 05:56, December 26, 2010 (UTC)
  3. SinisterSamurai 05:09, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

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That 70's Show (+4)

Laurie: "You know, I saw Star Wars, and I'm no movie expert, but I think it was the best film ever made."
Kelso: "Finally, someone who understands!"
―Laurie Forman and Michael Kelso, That 70's Show[src]

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  1. Unsigned comment by Secret Identity (talk • contribs). 15:08, December 26, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Torn... That 70's Show is so bad... but Star Wars worship is so good... Enochf 22:51, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Per Enoch. --Darth Praxus 17px (Did somebody order a miracle?) 21:15, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Hah. Toprawa and Ralltiir 21:41, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

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Whoever nommed this quote, sign it, please. I fixed your sourcing and formatting. --Darth Praxus 17px (Did somebody order a miracle?) 19:26, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Episode III: The Abridged Script (+1)

Narrator: "Ewan McGregor finds out that General Grievous is hiding on Utapau. He jumps on a ridiculously loud and annoying iguana. The iguana's sounds are ear-piercing and awful, making the audience miserable during any scene containing it. Ewan rides it up to General Grievous and challenges him."
Ewan: "I will attempt to destroy you now, without waiting for my support troops to arrive."
Grievous: "Are you serious? You’ve lost literally every single duel you’ve been a part of except for the one with Darth Maul. Hayden constantly mentions how many times he has saved you. What have you done in the entire prequel trilogy so far to prove that you’re actually a decent fighter?"
Ewan: "Hey, I...sort of beat Jango Fett. So, what’s with the coughing? Do droids get colds or something?"
Grievous: "Oh no, see, I’m a cyborg, not a droid. Check it out, I have an actual beating heart."
Narrator: "Ewan shoots it and Grievous' head explodes in a ball of fire."
Ewan: "That made sense."
Ewan McGregor shoots Episode III[src]

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  1. Everything from this parody is utter win. --Darth Praxus 17px (Did somebody order a miracle?) 17:58, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Marcheto 18:08, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Clone Commander Lee Talk 19:12, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

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  1. Eh, not too funny. Darth Trayus(Trayus Academy) 05:30, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. -MPK, Free Man 17:10, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

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C-3PO Explains It All (+1)

"Artoo and I have been observing your world." [R2-D2 chatters] "Yes, quite different from ours. And we should like to tell you something about our galaxy. For thousands of years it has been ruled by a great Republic, where everyone is free. Well, everyone but droids, that is."
C-3PO, explaining the basics of Star Wars: The Clone Wars[src]

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  1. Enochf 00:44, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

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1925 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG (+1)

"# 1559: Any mention of Life Day gets everybody a dark side point."
1925 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG[[1]]

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  1. Dark Ridley 04:31, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

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1925 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG (+1)

"# 1873: Stormtroopers will only fall for the broken comlink trick so many times."
1925 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG[[2]]

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  1. Dark Ridley 04:31, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

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1925 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG (+1)

"# 1037: Kangaroos are poor substitutes for taun-tauns."
1925 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG[[3]]

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  1. Dark Ridley 04:31, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

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1925 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG (+1)

"# 668: AT-ST soccer games are strictly against Imperial Army protocols."
1925 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG[[4]]

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  1. Dark Ridley 04:31, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

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1925 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG (+1)

"# 669: Cannot name Boba Fett as a godparent to any of my children."
1925 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG[[5]]

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  1. Dark Ridley 04:31, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

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Narrative text

Sean Williams (+2)

"The Force streamed through him like a lightning bolt, fueling his instincts and filling him with strength. For a full second he closed his eyes and let his arms move in perfect synchrony with the energy bolts. He wasn't even part of the equation anymore. He was a spectator, a privileged observer in a deadly but beautiful ballet."
Sean Williams, describes the Starkiller's Force lightning attack in Kashyyyk[src]

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  1. Great work Sean Williams did in the story by Haden Blackman.--Lop-Har Kela 19:00, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I generally dislike the use of narrative text, but this flows marvelously.--ID-21 Dolphin DolphinJedi(Talk) 16:29, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

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Callista??? (+4)

"The darkness was eternal, all-powerful, unchangeable. She stared into it, unblinking and unafraid. She was determined that it would not claim her. She had resisted it this many years. She would resist it forever, never despairing. It was unchangeable, but change would take place. The Force said so."
―Opening words[src]

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  1. I'm unsure whether this refers to Callista Ming or someone else, but these are great words to oepn up an epic nine-book series.--ID-21 Dolphin DolphinJedi(Talk) 16:29, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I think it refers to Jaina. That was my interpretation when I read it. Lele Mj Green Squadron (Holoprojector) 00:46, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Personally, I think it's Allana. The tentacles she felt on Kessel, the Jedi queen on the Throne of Balance and Taalon's obsession with finding her, the inexplicably important role she's had in FotJ thus far…it only makes sense. Although Callista would make a lot of sense too. Jonjedigrandmaster (Talk) 05:21, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I'm gonna say this is goes for... Daala! Just to piss everyone off. :P Darth Trayus(Trayus Academy) 05:32, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

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