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Whoever nommed this quote, sign it, please. I fixed your sourcing and formatting. --[[User:Darth Praxus- Stover Lover|<span style="color:#DB6600">'''Darth Praxus'''</span>]] [[File:SithEmblemTOR.PNG|17px]] <sup>([[User talk:Darth Praxus- Stover Lover|<span style="color:#DB6600">'''Did somebody order a miracle?'''</span>]])</sup> 19:26, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
 
Whoever nommed this quote, sign it, please. I fixed your sourcing and formatting. --[[User:Darth Praxus- Stover Lover|<span style="color:#DB6600">'''Darth Praxus'''</span>]] [[File:SithEmblemTOR.PNG|17px]] <sup>([[User talk:Darth Praxus- Stover Lover|<span style="color:#DB6600">'''Did somebody order a miracle?'''</span>]])</sup> 19:26, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
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{{Dialogue|Narrator|Ewan Mcgregor finds out that General Grievous is hiding on Utapau. He jumps on a ridiculously loud and annoying iguana. The iguana's sounds are ear-piercing and awful, making the audience during any scene containing it. Ewan rides it up to General Grievous and challenges him.|Ewan|I will attempt to destroy you now, without waiting for my support troops to arrive.|Grievous|Are you serious? You’ve lost literally every single duel you’ve been a part of except for the one with Darth Maul. Hayden constantly mentions how many times he has saved you. What have you done in the entire prequel trilogy so far to prove that you’re actually a decent fighter?|Ewan|Hey, I...sort of beat Jango Fett. So, what’s with the coughing? Do droids get colds or something?|Grievous|Oh no, see, I’m a cyborg, not a droid. Check it out, I have an actual beating heart.|Narrator|Ewan shoots it and Grievous' head explodes in a ball of fire.|Ewan|That made sense.|attr=[[Ewan McGregor]] shoots ''[[Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith|Episode III]]''|url=yes|src=http://geekson.com/audio/Star_Wars_Ep_3.mp3}}
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#Everything from this parody is utter win. --[[User:Darth Praxus- Stover Lover|<span style="color:#DB6600">'''Darth Praxus'''</span>]] [[File:SithEmblemTOR.PNG|17px]] <sup>([[User talk:Darth Praxus- Stover Lover|<span style="color:#DB6600">'''Did somebody order a miracle?'''</span>]])</sup> 17:58, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
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RiffTrax (+2)

"Yes, Episode Six, a.k.a. the one you thought was the worst Star Wars episode until you got proved severely wrong 16 years later, and again 19 years later... and again 22 years later... and again 25 years later."
Mike Nelson, during opening scene in RiffTrax for Return of the Jedi[src]

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  1. Dark Ridley 19:00, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I know it's hatin', but... *ahem* kernel of truth Enochf 00:15, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

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RiffTrax (+1)

Darth Vader: "It is pointless to resist, my son."
Mike: "He is far too sexy."
Darth Vader and Mike Nelson, talking about Palpatine in RiffTrax for Return of the Jedi[src]

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  1. Now imagine Palpatine in a speedo. Dark Ridley 19:00, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

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The Nostalgia Critic (+2)

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  1. Rather accurate depiction of the Empire Strikes Back, wouldn't you say? Dark Ridley 17:11, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Nostalgia Critic for the win! BonslywizardTrade Federation(Send a transmission) 17:40, November 20, 2010 (UTC)

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God and R2-D2 (+1)

God: "(in the form of a burning bush) I am that I am, the Lord your God and the God of your fathers, of Abraham, of Isaac, and of Jacob. (R2-D2 rolls in) And this is my counterpart, R2-D2."
R2-D2: "Bleep bloop."
God and R2-D2, speaking to Moses in xkcd.[src]

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  1. Dark Ridley 16:29, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. NAYAYEN 12:11, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Because I'm not offended in the slightest. Darth Trayus(Trayus Academy) 09:16, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
  4. ASDF1239Chiss Ascendancy-DISCUSSION- 17:02, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

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  1. Sorry, but this offends me. --Darth Praxus 17px (Did somebody order a miracle?) 19:28, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Master Jonathan New Jedi Order (Jedi Council Chambers) 18:19, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Jedi Kasra (comlink) 02:29, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Fixed template and changed source link from the comic image to the actual comic page, which is preferred by webcomic authors. Master Jonathan New Jedi Order (Jedi Council Chambers) 17:55, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

The Onion (+1)

"Dressing Up Your Dog As Boba Fett Is Something You Have To Devote A Weekend To"
―Column headline at The Onion[src]

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  1. Enochf 18:08, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

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Star Wars Episode II In Five Seconds (-1)

Anakin: "I am happy. I am sad. I am angry. I am in love. I am confused. I am frustrated. I am torn. I am weak. I am emotionally distraught by the turn of events that has been bestowed upon me—"
Obi-Wan: "Oh, Jesus, aren't you Darth Vader yet?"
Episode II in five seconds[src]

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  1. --Darth Praxus 17px (Did somebody order a miracle?) 16:40, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Jonjedigrandmaster (Talk) 16:46, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

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  1. :/ JangFett (Talk) 09:11, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I'm sorry, but while it wasn't great, AotC wasn't that outlandishly bad. Darth Trayus(Trayus Academy) 09:15, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Two reasons: First, the use of "Jesus" in that way offends me. Second, it's 13 seconds, not the 5 claimed by the video. Master Jonathan New Jedi Order (Jedi Council Chambers) 02:49, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

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Dr. Ball MD (+7)

"What the—!? You trying to drown that kid? What're you injecting there? Is this the bloody Dark Ages? Why don't you just throw some leeches in there!? Oh, 'Nobody listen to Dr. Ball, he's just an old fool!'"
―Dr. Ball is shocked at the "cutting edge" medical treatments used by the Rebellion at Echo Base[src]

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  1. SinisterSamurai 05:10, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Let's pass these this time, you bastards! OLIOSTER (talk) 05:10, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  3. He's gotta make it this time! Trak Nar Ramble on 05:12, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  4. NAYAYEN 11:03, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Master Jonathan New Jedi Order (Jedi Council Chambers) 02:37, December 4, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Toprawa and Ralltiir 22:52, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Marcheto 17:58, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

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http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/136195/detail/

Dr. Ball M.D. (+8)

"'She's lost the will to live'? What is your degree in, poetry? You sorry bunch of hippies! For God's sake, don't use the billions of dollars of medical equipment around us! Why don't we all just get on our knees and pray! We don't have knees, you mother f***ers!"
―Dr. Ball, at Padmé's death bed, providing Yoda, Bail, and Obi-Wan with his professional opinion[src]

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  1. SinisterSamurai 05:10, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Leonard McCoy meets Star Wars. OLIOSTER (talk) 05:11, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Because that scene made me facepalm so very hard. Use a frikkin' defibrillator! Trak Nar Ramble on 05:13, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Jonjedigrandmaster (Talk) 05:23, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  5. NAYAYEN 11:04, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Per Olioster. --Darth Praxus 17px (Did somebody order a miracle?) 15:40, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Master Jonathan New Jedi Order (Jedi Council Chambers) 03:25, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Marcheto 17:59, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

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http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/136195/detail/

Star Wars The Third Gathers: The Backstroke of the West (+0)

"I wait for every moment for this already a long time, my small manikin [sic]..."
Palpatine speaks to Yoda in an infamous bootleg of Episode III[src]

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  1. DO NOT WANT!!!!!!! --Darth Praxus 17px (Did somebody order a miracle?) 18:53, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

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  1. I don't get why anyone would consider anything from this abomination QOTD-worthy. This particular example is one of the worst I've seen on this page (so don't accuse me of voting against the source). Master Jonathan New Jedi Order (Jedi Council Chambers) 02:43, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

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Family Guy: It's a Trap! (+1)

Rancor: "Limbaugh rule number one: no tax-dodging Jedis in my pit!"
Luke: "Religion is tax exempt! Jedi is a religion!"
―Chris Griffin (as Luke Skywalker) and Rush Limbaugh (as the Rancor)[src]

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  1. TIEPilot051999 02:31, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

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Family Guy: It's a Trap! (+0)

"It's a trap! It's a trap! Also, whose cat? *sigh* Someone get your cat."
―Klaus Heissler (as Admiral Ackbar)[src]

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  1. TIEPilot051999 02:31, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

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  1. (?) That makes no sense Enochf 20:00, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

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Chad Vader (+2)

"Luke... what we have here is a failure to communicate. Icebergs do not concern me, Admiral. I have altered the commandments. Pray I don't alter them any further. The power to hunt a shark is insignificant next to the power of a bigger boat. What is thy bidding, Doctor Zhivago? The Force is strong with you, Smokey, but you haven't gotten the Bandit yet. Captain Solo, how did you get out of the carbonite? Put down that whip!"
Chad Vader, performing scenes from Cool Hand Luke, Titanic, The Ten Commandments, Jaws, Doctor Zhivago, Smokey and the Bandit, and finally Raiders of the Lost Ark[src]

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  1. Enochf 22:48, December 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. We need a Chad QOTD. --Darth Praxus 17px (Did somebody order a miracle?) 05:56, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

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That 70's Show (+2)

Laurie: "You know, I saw Star Wars, and I'm no movie expert, but I think it was the best film ever made."
Kelso: "Finally, someone who understands!"
―Laurie Forman and Michael Kelso, That 70's Show[src]

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  1. Unsigned comment by Secret Identity (talk • contribs). 15:08, December 26, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Torn... That 70's Show is so bad... but Star Wars worship is so good... Enochf 22:51, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

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Whoever nommed this quote, sign it, please. I fixed your sourcing and formatting. --Darth Praxus 17px (Did somebody order a miracle?) 19:26, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Episode III: The Abridged Script (+1)

Narrator: "Ewan Mcgregor finds out that General Grievous is hiding on Utapau. He jumps on a ridiculously loud and annoying iguana. The iguana's sounds are ear-piercing and awful, making the audience during any scene containing it. Ewan rides it up to General Grievous and challenges him."
Ewan: "I will attempt to destroy you now, without waiting for my support troops to arrive."
Grievous: "Are you serious? You’ve lost literally every single duel you’ve been a part of except for the one with Darth Maul. Hayden constantly mentions how many times he has saved you. What have you done in the entire prequel trilogy so far to prove that you’re actually a decent fighter?"
Ewan: "Hey, I...sort of beat Jango Fett. So, what’s with the coughing? Do droids get colds or something?"
Grievous: "Oh no, see, I’m a cyborg, not a droid. Check it out, I have an actual beating heart."
Narrator: "Ewan shoots it and Grievous' head explodes in a ball of fire."
Ewan: "That made sense."
Ewan McGregor shoots Episode III[src]

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  1. Everything from this parody is utter win. --Darth Praxus 17px (Did somebody order a miracle?) 17:58, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

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Brian Daley (+4)

"They're the grimmest reapers. They're beings who stalk the twilight free-fire zone between the law of the jungle and the retribution of governments. They're red of fang and claw, answerable to no one. Ruthless—respecting authority only when it's backed by naked force. Many are as criminal as their quarry. Their license to kill comes from the mint and their own dark drives. A name on a wanted notice empowers them to seek out prey, run it to the ground…capture or slay it."
Brian Daley, on bounty hunters in the Star Wars universe[src]

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  1. I wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the Real life section. Xicer9Atgar(Combadge) 21:40, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Thunderforge 03:21, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Havac 00:17, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Toprawa and Ralltiir 07:19, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

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